Chapter 5 The gas seems to be leaking. Let's light a cigarette and calm down.
"What Queen Song said is right, the artist can't do it, but the boss can!"
"Am I the only one who thinks that the two IDs are going crazy in sync?"
"Please stop blindly talking about CP. This isn't a novel. How can there be a plot where a domineering CEO falls in love with me?"
"As a worker, I learned a lot from watching Xianyu!"
"It's over. The Queen and my Xuanbao are actually like this. I like them even more!"
Li Xianyu talked and laughed, feeling relieved.
This wave of events was able to be concealed.
Just thinking about it, I felt a little hungry.
He turned around and took out a bucket of instant noodles from the suitcase.
When Song Ran saw this scene, she was stunned.
No, I asked you to participate in variety shows, but I didn’t ask you to let yourself go.
Coke, potato chips, and now instant noodles?
"Li Xianyu..."
Sensing a slight murderous intent.
Li Xianyu raised his head blankly and looked at the two girls who were staring at him.
He reached into the suitcase again and took out two buckets of instant noodles.
"Old-style pickled cabbage and spicy, you two can choose."
Song Ran: "..."
Yao Lexuan covered her mouth and laughed.
"Xianyu, you are so sincere that Sister Song can't say anything to you."
Song Ran rubbed his eyebrows.
He reached out and slapped away Li Xianyu’s instant noodles.
"Don't eat this, it's not healthy."
Having said that, he turned and walked into the kitchen.
Yao Lexuan's eyes lit up and she followed.
Li Xianyu frowned slightly.
Suppress the bad feeling in your heart.
Added boiled eggs and fish tofu into the bowl to prepare instant noodles.
"I had instant noodles, boiled eggs and tofu. The queen boss is not as good as me~"
Humming softly, just about to pour hot water.
There was a crackling sound of an electric spark coming from the kitchen.
But for a long time, there was no sound of burning.
Damn it?
Are you really going to blow up the kitchen?
He walked to the kitchen in two steps and gently poked his head out.
I saw Song Ran and Yao Lexuan working on something.
A strong smell of gas emanated from the stove in front of me.
"Boss, isn't this a bit difficult? Have a cigarette and think about what to do."
Song Ran turned her head and frowned slightly.
"Will the ignition react with the gas and cause an explosion?"
Yao Lexuan next to her reacted.
Li Xianyu immediately turned off the gas and opened the window for ventilation.
The appearance of these two people not only made the program crew laugh, but also made people in the live broadcast room burst into laughter, and the popularity continued to soar.
"If Li Xianyu doesn't come, the kitchen will really explode."
“Who would have thought that it was Yao Lexuan who reacted, while Queen Song was like a daze.”
"Maybe he's still immersed in the mentality of being dumped in an online relationship and can't extricate himself."
"Don't say that, it's better than my girlfriend. She wanted to check the gas and lent me a lighter, saying that if there was gas, it would definitely catch fire."
"Don't say that. Li Xianyu has portrayed the modern working class to the extreme. You can do whatever you want, but you can't do it without getting paid."
……
Yao Lexuan wiped her face, and half of it was covered with soot from the bottom of the pot.
That embarrassed little look made many fans feel heartbroken.
Song Ran's condition was fine, except that her eyes would drift towards Li Xianyu from time to time.
Li Xianyu spoke while holding up the instant noodles in his hand that had not yet been filled with water.
"Let's eat instant noodles with sausage and egg."
"Or, you can search for a tutorial."
Yao Lexuan snorted and turned her head away.
Song Ran stared at Li Xianyu and spoke.
"I remember that you can cook a lot of dishes, Xianyu."
"Who told you that? Absolutely not."
"You told me that you can order dishes from all over the world, and you are best at desserts. That's what it says on the contract documents."
Li Xianyu tilted his head with a puzzled look.
Many of the memories of my previous life are vague.
If it is on the contract documents and you say no, your boss will probably guess something.
Li Xianyu hesitated for a long time, but finally put on the apron.
I can't let the boss go hungry. The same goes for Yao Lexuan next to me. Cooking for beautiful women also brings traffic. With traffic, I won't be eliminated too early.
I had no traffic before participating in the dating variety show, and now I still have no traffic and no money after participating. Isn’t it a waste of time to participate?
"Let's order some food, bosses."
Hearing this, Song Ran smiled.
The cold and noble Queen Song looks like a little fox when she smiles.
But Yao Lexuan didn't have so many thoughts. When she heard someone was cooking, her eyes immediately lit up and she spoke.
"Teacher Xianyu, I want to eat fish."
Song Ran nodded and continued.
"I want to eat sweet and sour pork ribs."
Watching Li Xianyu walk into the kitchen.
Song Ran's lips curled up into a smile of success.
"Sister Song, what are you laughing at?"
Yao Lexuan raised her head, somewhat confused.
According to legend, the Queen of Heaven is cold and reserved, and rarely smiles.
I started looking for a state of operation right after the breakup.
It is worthy of being the first volume of domestic entertainment.
Yao Lexuan gave a thumbs up in her heart.
"Teacher Xianyu, please make it more delicious, otherwise the boss will deduct your salary."
Li Xianyu poked his head out from the kitchen, his eyes filled with resentment.
"Boss, it must be the pot's fault."
"Look, you two can't even turn on the fire. I can cook but the food is not tasty. It must be the problem of this pot."
Hey?
Yao Lexuan was stunned.
Is this how bosses and artists get along?
This makes some sense, could it be the pot's problem?
Yao Lexuan raised her hand like a primary school student.
"Well, Mr. Xianyu, how about I exchange my points for a pot? What kind of pot do you want?"
As soon as the words fell, the barrage section could no longer hold back.
"Wow, some people actually believed it."
"Everyone is here to bully the honest people."
"Li Xianyu is looking down on you guys in a roundabout way!"
"The relationship between Queen Song and Li Xianyu is a typical example of a complaining boss and a slacking employee, hahahaha."
……
Song Ran reached out and wiped the dust off Yao Lexuan's nose.
He turned his head to look at Li Xianyu and frowned.
"Why aren't you going?"
Li Xianyu gripped the shovel tightly and took a deep breath.
I am a scumbag. I am sorry to my boss. I deserve it.
Turned around and walked into the kitchen.
Looking at the oil at the bottom of the pot, he fell into silence.
The fire has not been lit and the things to be done have not been prepared.
Why are you ready to light a fire?
He sniffed the strange smell at the tip of his nose.
Well, I should smoke a cigarette to calm down.
Li Xianyu took a step out and said with reluctance when he looked at the cameraman who was still filming diligently inside.
"Cameraman, why don't you come out for a moment?"
The cameraman looked puzzled and shook his head slightly.
Li Xianyu sighed softly.
"I've seen people renting out their houses to let others breathe in formaldehyde, but you're the first one to take the initiative to breathe in gas."
Camera guy: "..."
The cameraman’s face turned green.
Haven't moved a step yet.
Li Xianyu couldn't help but sigh, it seems that it's not easy for anyone to make money from this loser.
"If it doesn't work, why don't you open the air ventilator?"
The cameraman finally reacted.
Li Xianyu also walked in and started preparing ingredients.
On the first day, the program team did prepare a lot of things.
Li Xianyu followed their advice and ordered sweet and sour spare ribs and a chopped pepper fish head, one sweet and one salty and spicy, just right.
Soon, the smell from the kitchen came out.
The two people who were chatting were no longer in the mood.
They all looked towards the kitchen.
Yao Lexuan couldn't hold back any longer, so she quietly ran to the kitchen and poked half of her head out to see if there was a chance to taste it first.
(End of this chapter)