Chapter 4 Are you... kicking the lame guy's good leg?
"Li Xianyu, can you cook?"
Song Ran looked at Li Xianyu and asked.
"Of course I can. Unlike you, boss, who only knows how to eat, I can cook a little bit of all kinds of dishes..."
Li Xianyu said subconsciously.
Noticing Song Ran's gaze, he realized something was wrong.
This... seems like what I said when I was in an online relationship!
That night the boss said that he couldn't cook and was not suitable for marriage.
He thinks he is very conspicuous, knows how to cook all kinds of dishes, and enjoys the flattery of the weirdos.
"Yes, I eat all kinds of food."
Li Xianyu smiled awkwardly.
Song Ran stared at Li Xianyu, and something flashed in her beautiful eyes.
The female director smiled.
"Today, in order to welcome Queen Song and Teacher Li, the program team specially provided a batch of ingredients. As for how to eat it..."
The director didn't say anything else.
Song Ran looked at Li Xianyu beside her.
I feel inexplicably unhappy.
The sentence I just said feels exactly like what some jerk said.
Li Xianyu silently gave a thumbs up.
Sure enough, I am as smart as I am.
The female director then spoke.
“True love is not one-sided concession, nor is it one-sided love. It is always a two-way rush. So, starting from tomorrow, run towards the stars and the sea.”
"Every night, all guests have the opportunity to send love signals to other guests. They can only send to one person per day, and it must be the opposite sex. If they do not receive a reply ten times in total, they will be eliminated."
The female director's voice fell.
The barrage section of the live broadcast room exploded.
"Wow, the rules have really changed. I remember last season, there were some good friends in a male god group who sent each other love messages. They were stuck with a bug for a whole season, but they still won the championship."
"So, maybe there is some secret."
"You guys can't find a boyfriend anyway, and you guys are just trying to keep it to yourself, right?"
"So, it's so shameful. If I send it to one person, I'll be a dog licker. If I send it to everyone, I'll be a clown."
"There's nothing wrong with the rules. If no one pays attention and no one likes you, you will be eliminated."
"I sent a lot of messages to the goddess, but she hasn't replied yet. She must be editing her composition. Please answer me seriously."
……
Li Xianyu waved his hand regarding the rules.
To put it bluntly, if you fail to bring in traffic, you will be eliminated and replaced.
Ten chances, you can get most of the salary this way.
As long as the director doesn't persuade me to quit early.
The female director then spoke.
"After experiencing passionate and sincere love, you need to lay the foundation for daily necessities. Before the end of the show, the guests can only use the money allocated by the program team."
"Complete the task, or exchange materials for RMB. Once the RMB is cleared, you will be eliminated."
Li Xianyu's face turned dark.
I'm slacking off under tremendous pressure, and the director is still putting pressure on me?
However, there is always a way out...
Just as I was thinking about it, the female director continued to speak.
"Every once in a while, we will organize group activities, and the audience will vote based on their performance. The first place winner will receive an additional reward."
"On the contrary, the bottom three will compete, and the one with the lowest score will be eliminated."
Li Xianyu: “…”
There is always a way out, and when it is really impossible, there is really no way out.
Of course, there is still a way out, there is also a dead end.
Three hundred and sixty lines, line by line, break the defense.
The female director then handed over two mobile phones and two hundred-dollar bills, turned and left, leaving the camera to them.
The mobile phone has downloaded a software for sending heart-warming text messages, called Love Signal, as well as some basic software.
At this time, Yao Lexuan took out her cell phone and blinked.
"Let's add WeChat and invite Sister Song and Xianyu to join the group so we can communicate if there is anything."
Song Ran nodded and took out her cell phone.
I guess these people already had friends.
But Li Xianyu is an 18th-tier actress, how could she have their vx?
He quickly took out his cell phone and scanned Yao Lexuan’s WeChat.
Happy, even if I'm discovered.
Maybe someone will take you in by then.
With a drip.
puff.
"Kick the cripple's good leg like crazy, Xianyu, you have a good WeChat name."
Yao Lexuan couldn't help but laugh out loud.
"Hmm?" Song Ran snorted in confusion.
Suddenly he looked up and saw Li Xianyu's application text message on Yao Lexuan's phone.
"what happened?"
Li Xianyu was just about to say something.
Suddenly my head seemed to explode and everything went blank.
Damn it, when I was dating online before, I used private QQ.
I was so scared along the way that I had forgotten to change my WeChat account to a new one. I didn't expect to add friends right from the start.
Song Ran noticed something strange and narrowed her beautiful eyes.
That look made Li Xianyu feel like he was being stared at by a little fox.
"Li Xianyu, kick the cripple's good leg hard. Your ID is pretty good. Add me too."
Li Xianyu is also a nobody in the company.
There is no WeChat account of the boss Song Ran.
Li Xianyu put his cell phone in his pocket.
Trying to act as if nothing happened.
"Um, boss, is there anything wrong with my ID?"
Song Ran glanced at the cell phone in Li Xianyu's pocket.
He nodded calmly.
"Nothing, it's just that the artists in the company should care about their image, and they shouldn't use weird WeChat names."
Li Xianyu's back was sweating from nervousness.
Hearing this, I relaxed a little.
He scratched his head and quickly changed the subject and said with a smile.
"Ahahaha, Boss, don't you think that giving yourself a name like this and changing your profile picture to a wise one will make you lose the desire to communicate?"
Song Ran didn't say anything, but a smile appeared on her cold face.
Li Xianyu: “…”
We don’t know what the boss is thinking.
But probably not discovered.
Li Xianyu continued to make up for it.
"I feel like the work number is a bit unfamiliar, so I'll switch to a personal one. Teacher Yao, you can just refuse it."
As he said that, he took out his cell phone again and switched to his WeChat clone.
Song Ran also nodded.
"Xianyu is right, Sister Yao, let me sweep you."
Li Xianyu quickly held up the phone.
Add Song Ran first, then Yao Lexuan.
Yao Lexuan couldn't help but smile.
"You two have funny IDs. AAA-Professional building materials wholesaler Brother Li, that is... Sister Song. Your private name is Slap the Mute's Good Mouth?"
Li Xianyu's heart skipped a beat.
The queen, who appears to be cold and noble, is privately called this name.
This is the couple ID they created when they were surfing the Internet.
I'll change it when I get back.
Silly Yao Lexuan didn't feel that there was anything wrong with their IDs at all, and stared at Li Xianyu with her big eyes blinking.
"Teacher Li, can you give me a nice name too?"
"Teacher Yao, just call me Salted Fish."
Li Xianyu laughed and said immediately.
"Well, let's call it Yaole Roujiamo, Xuan!"
Yao Lexuan's eyes lit up and she gave a thumbs up.
He didn't notice Song Ran next to him at all.
His eyes seemed to see through Li Xianyu.
But the strange thing is that when hearing the ID, Li Xianyu's expression did not change. Instead, he was chatting and laughing with Yao Lexuan.
The three people in the live broadcast room who were watching the crazy scene were also stunned.
"No, Li Xianyu, what are you doing? Let go of my Le Xuan!"
"Le Xuan, don't mess around with them. The style of their company is a bit stupid!"
"They always say that company artists should care about their image and not choose weird names, but you ended up choosing this, right?"
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