Chapter 479 I Want to Be His Majesty Mara’s Dog
In the capital square of Macragge, a huge square display cabinet was placed on the street. People were curious about what was inside and were talking about it.
"I think there should be the latest powerful weapon developed by the Empire in here. Otherwise, why would there be so many Angels of Death guarding here? Maybe we can use this weapon to retake the dark side territory."
The young defense officer commented like this, but the other onlookers obviously disagreed with him. An aristocrat wearing dungarees and with a middle-parted hairstyle commented:
"I can tell at a glance that you are ignorant. If it is an Imperial weapon, then the guards should be our Ultramarines. Didn't you see their cool hairstyles? Those angels are the Black Watch."
"But their armor is clearly blue!"
The young officer retorted that as an imperial soldier, even if it was a PDF with weaker combat power, they still knew the livery of each legion. At least they could tell whether the person calling for support would be loyal to them.
After all, the big guy you summoned on the battlefield with great difficulty, but in the end he turned out to be a dark angel wearing a hood and green armor.
Even at the grassroots level of the Empire, various mortal soldiers made a booklet for multiple legions, emphasizing the preferred characteristics of these different legions.
For example, if the one coming is an Extreme Warrior, then you are basically safe and can survive as long as you are strong enough, but you must pay attention to basic etiquette.
If it's the Death Guard who come, the battlefield will basically become the most brutal line-of-sight battle, but they are kind to everyone, so you can be sure to go right by asking for food from these big cans.
If Blackwatch comes, you have to be careful, because the opponents are either Chaos Demons that corrupt people's hearts, or huge aliens that require heavy firepower from the Zerg. What's more, the transport brigade has entered the field, it will definitely be an apocalyptic-level war.
But when there are fewer people coming from Blackwatch, it is the happiest time for ordinary soldiers, because this group of canned people are very humble and can bring many new and strange good things to the soldiers. The only problem is that they are too silly, and there will always be small problems like lost items afterwards.
However, according to gossip, Blackwatch was being targeted by a terrifying alien named Toy King. Whenever they appeared, the alien would follow them and steal items in order to frame others.
"God Emperor, how could there be such a damned alien creature!"
After the little noble's explanation, the crowd suddenly realized that there was something wrong with the angels in front of them. Not to mention their unique and unique "Shamatte" hairstyle, the blue paint on their armor had not dried yet, and it was obvious that they had just been dyed on.
Given Blackwatch's reputation, the crowd wasn't afraid. They thought to themselves, what kind of trouble could the Stupid Legion cause? Could they possibly call their own Primarch to do a striptease in public?
But soon things developed to a point that no one could have imagined. With the entry of a group of Rick robot cats, an open-air stage was quickly built in the entire square. The speed was so fast that you almost ignored the green light coming out of the construction robots.
What was even more surprising was the entry of a group of Black Light Elves dressed in black Overwatch uniforms. This group of rarely seen dwarfs pulled several food carts and actually started selling drinks and snacks on the spot.
Soon everyone knew what these Black Watch were up to, and the great Lord Guilliman walked onto the stage and loudly announced to everyone that he would hold a celebratory party to commemorate the complete victory of the Second Crusade.
For this reason, his good brother Vulkan, the powerful Lord of Fire Dragons, decided to have fun with the people and perform a hot striptease for everyone for three days.
There will also be a heavyweight player entering the show, allowing us Macragge people to feel the greatness that belongs to the Emperor!
And the most important thing is that all food and drinks are 20% off. If you want to contribute money to the Primarch of the Empire, you will also receive a limited edition souvenir figure signed by the Primarch himself.
"Want to feel the powerful strength of the demigod Primarch? Want to touch the powerful body of the Fire Dragon Lord? Want to become the most loyal human subject of His Majesty the God-Emperor? Then come and visit the Primarch Dance Tour! The Emperor is watching you!!" As soon as these words came out, the whole audience was boiling with enthusiasm. The people of the Empire, who were already accustomed to religious life, could not stand this the most. They rushed into the venue like crazy to admire the grace of the demigod.
Seeing that the response was extremely successful, "Guilliman" snapped his fingers, and the curtain in front of them slowly fell, and the object that had been placed for a long time finally fell into everyone's sight.
"Oh my God! What Lord Guilliman said is actually true. That Fire Dragon Lord is so powerful!"
Accompanied by a round of powerful music that sounded like a very old song, Vulkan, who had been maintaining the look of a thinker wearing only a three-piece suit of underwear, tie and turban, began to sway passionately, and what was even more surprising was that their Lord Guilliman also joined in.
At this moment, two figures appeared on the stage.
Beep!!! It turned out to be the Primarchs of the Empire, big guy Guilliman and Vulkan!
The domineering yet handsome eyes, the free and elegant dance steps, the strong and powerful body that exudes loyalty and the singing voice that is at the perfect level, it is already known that the two of them are the best among the many Primarchs!
"Quack! It would be worth dying to see this! Lord Guilliman, Lord of the Fire Dragons, we love you!"
The atmosphere at the scene was boiling with the music. Under the shining of the two big guys' strong bodies, every swing and every glance back attracted cheers from countless people in the audience.
Tears representing loyalty to the Emperor flowed from the corners of their mouths, especially those noble ladies of Macragge, who, after seeing the majestic postures of the two big guys, pressed the reward button hard, their eyes full of madness.
And that’s not all. After the song ended, several contestants from the Eldar Song and Dance Troupe came on stage and danced beside the two big guys.
Oily but not greasy, charming but not evil, the powerful combination made the audience in the audience excited and vowed to order the Emperor's meal when they returned and offer their loyalty to the emperor.
The pre-party lasted for six hours, during which several audience members fell into a coma due to excessive excitement, but their seats were soon filled by others.
To end the first half, the great Lord Guilliman ended with a song "My Imperial Father", singing out his moving filial piety.
Everyone who heard the song shed tears and offered their sincere blessings to Lord Guilliman.
However, just when the two big guys left the stage and everyone thought the party was over, the spotlight came on again, and a big guy wearing black and gold hollow armor, a golden laurel crown on his head, and two shiny flesh-colored stockings on his legs came to the stage.
That shy and heroic face instantly captured the hearts of all people, and they couldn't help but say the name - Mara!
"God Emperor! This is the great Majesty in our hearts!"
"It's really big! Your Majesty, we love you so much!"
"Woof woof woof, I want to be His Majesty Mara's dog!"
(End of this chapter)