Chapter 478 Become famous
The Imperial Guards, or what we often call the Ultimate Creatures, are often nicknamed Corn Spirits because of their golden Achilles power armor and their iconic red ears of corn. People also call the Emperor a Susui Zong who loves corn cobs in the former Soviet Union.
As the golden armored guards created by the Emperor himself, the Imperial Guards have basically no warp elements in them and can be said to be the perfect human template in the eyes of the Emperor.
But most of these so-called perfect humans disliked the Primarchs, believing that they were not worthy of being the Emperor's children and were a group of complete Warp freaks and idiots.
Although this is a fact, due to the presence of the emperor, the imperial guards have never shown it openly, and at most they have been a little weird.
But when the Great Rebellion broke out, the already precarious trust was completely shattered, and the brotherhood between the Astartes was instead considered by the Custodians to be the main cause of the Rebellion. They believed that if it weren't for this group of little bastards, the Empire wouldn't have fallen to this point.
So, when a royal guard meets a space marine, if we use an example familiar to Chinese babies, it is like the border troops in the late Ming Dynasty meeting the Embroidered Uniform Guards, and they both think that the other side is an idiot.
But this is just the general situation of the Legion, and Blackwatch is a special case, because this group of cloaked cockroaches, from Hogg to the new recruits who have just completed training, are all social terrorists without exception and can get along well anywhere.
Plus, they share the same hobby (playing cards), are not liked by the Warp (all members of Blackwatch are psionic carriers), and occasionally share stolen goodies, so the Custodians and Blackwatch are pretty good friends.
To this group of corn spirits, the cloaked cockroaches of Blackwatch are just a smaller version of their stupid brothers. Not to mention that the Imperial Guards contain a very high amount of dogs. Over the past thousand years, they have taken advantage of the dogs' delicious food. There is no one in the entire army who has not received benefits from Hogg.
So when the female guard mistook Hogg for Curze and launched an attack, Hogg was so surprised.
I thought this Corn was locked up and stupid, but Hogg reacted in nanoseconds and grabbed her power halberd. With his powerful strength, he pinned this imperial guard to the ground on the spot:
"You idiot, I'm Hogger! Have you forgotten that I played Hearthstone with you when we were building the Webway?"
"Shut up, you damn traitor. You should be ashamed of your actions. The Emperor loved you so much, but you chose to betray him."
"And now you don't even dare to admit your identity, and you even fabricated a nonsense person called Hogg. Prepare to die!"
As a member of the Order of the Guards, Tilis was originally sent to meet the Archangel Sanguinius. But who would have thought that as soon as he arrived in Macragge, he saw the angels, the Lion King, and the ambitious Guilliman establishing the Second Empire.
Second place is second place! When the empire was in danger, Tilis could no longer care about so many things. After waiting for two and a half years, he finally persuaded the angel and the lion king to go to the solar star field together for rescue.
But he didn't expect that the traitor Curze would carry out an assassination during the warp voyage, thus ruining the good situation. He was also caught in the warp turbulence due to an explosion, and finally passed through a portal and was captured by the aliens.
Thinking of this, Tilis became furious and squeezed every muscle desperately, trying to break free from the restraints and fight to the death with this traitor.
But what made the Imperial Guards collapse was that even though they had tried their best and the Achilles power armor on their bodies made a piercing sound, they were unable to shake the traitor at all.
"Emperor, why did you create these monsters?"
Looking at the helpless and furious elder sister of the Imperial Guards at her feet, who even began to pray for the yellow-skinned old Deng, Hogden felt that the emperor had done a lot of harm to people. How could such good people be brainwashed?
After all, Hogg thought that he was not the kind of petty person, so there was no need to get angry over such a small matter. He directly grabbed the imperial guard with her armor, and performed the three-second armor-removal trick on the spot.
As a psychically inert metal, Shining Gold could not resist Hogg's Star God power, and was quickly dismantled into its components, which went into Hogg's pocket. Seeing this, Tilis was even more certain that this was psychic witchcraft, which was a complete blasphemy and mockery to her who believed in the truth of the empire, and she cursed on the spot.
"You bastard, I saw right away that you were not a human being. I should have gotten rid of you in Noztramo. I'll..."
"Snapped!"
He just went straight for the big fight. Hogg was not a good guy and did not like being insulted on the spot. Seeing that the stupid imperial guard was unconscious, he used the physical therapy he was best at on the spot.
The slap with high-purity psionic energy left an afterimage, making Tilis feel the double destruction of body and mind. His originally strong will was broken by the excessive impact of psionic energy. He felt endless humiliation in his heart and couldn't help but utter shameful words:
"No, stop fighting, you can't do this to me, Emperor, help me!"
"Woo, woo, woo! I want to go home. You traitor deserve to die!"
"Hehehe, baby, baby, everything here is mine. I want to dedicate it to Master Hogg to live up to the Legion's cultivation!"
Perhaps it was because he didn't stop his hand for a moment, and seeing that the imperial guard had started to talk nonsense, Hogg hurriedly withdrew some of his psionic energy, for fear that he would accidentally turn this poor corn cob into a fool who could only scream.
But the Imperial Guards, who had suffered excessive blows, had already entered protection mode. She was not Rose who was used to being beaten. As the psionic energy flowed back, a line of saliva flowed from the corner of her mouth. Her eyes rolled back and she fainted.
This really confused Hogg, thinking that this shouldn't be the case! How could this imperial guard be so weak? Its magic resistance was not high, but it shouldn't be negative. Don't be a fool.
It would be fine if other people were stupid, but the Imperial Guards were the treasures of Old Man Huang. If he knew that he had made a corn spirit stupid, he might make things difficult for him one day.
He casually threw this big brother to Ginny and asked her to carry him back. He also had to take Vulkan back to claim the reward, at least to make a good profit from those black-skinned pitayas.
Only when you manage household expenses do you know how expensive firewood and rice are. After the explosion of the Black Light, thousands of years of savings were wiped out, and the entire legion needed to make up for it. The pocket money Emilia approved for him was directly reduced by half, and Hogg was so anxious that he had to beg for money everywhere.
Especially after raising Mala, a scumbag, Hogg had to give half of his pocket money to her, and he could no longer live the same wealthy life as before.
"Hey~ I don't know how much money my good brother can be exchanged for. How about I take him to Terra to hold a Primarch exhibition and charge admission fees.
Uncle Hei is a kind person, so he probably wouldn't mind being seen by the whole empire with his powerful one-meter-long sword."
Thinking of this, Hogg chuckled and slapped the black butt beside him:
"Good brother, you are about to become famous!"
(No more. I have to get my visa done before the holiday these two days, so the updates are relatively slow, but I should be able to add more updates during the National Day holiday, or even update more frequently. []~( ̄▽ ̄)~*)
(End of this chapter)