Chapter 99 The whole network burst into laughter! ! The show was explosive! If there was a job, his commentary was all about the job! ! [Exciting]

【? ? ? 】

【What the hell? 】

【God Yi? ! 】

[Fuck, are the organizers really that good at playing? ]

[If he were to explain, I wouldn't be sleepy anymore! ]

[No, damn it, why did we let Yi÷ commentate on the semi-final between FPX and EDG? ]

[What qualifications does he have to commentate on our home team's games? ]

[What you said, Xukongshen and Monkey King were both able to commentate on Top Esports’ games before, so why can’t Yishen come to commentate? Only the soldiers are allowed to set fires, but the people are not allowed to light lamps? ]

【LPL treats everyone equally, thumbs up to the organizer! 】

[The organizer is disgusting, can you please get rid of Yi÷? Otherwise I won’t watch it anymore! ]

[Don’t dare not watch it, if you don’t watch it, LPL will be disbanded tomorrow! ]

【…】

When Guan Zeyuan announced this shocking news, the barrage of comments in the live broadcast room exploded instantly.

As Lu Yi appeared in front of the camera, countless Topsports fans and fans were immediately delighted. However, today was the winner's group semi-final between EDG and FPX after all, and most of the audience were fans. Topsports fans did not come, so the atmosphere was depressed, and there were even occasional shouts of "Yi÷" in disdain.

"It can be seen that the audience is very enthusiastic!" Rita said with joy.

Guan Zeyuan also echoed: "Yes, Yishen's current popularity can be said to be the top in LPL."

【? ? ? 】

【Telling lies with open eyes? 】

[No one paid any attention to him. How did you two know that the audience was so enthusiastic? ]

[Just stay here and brag, right? 】

[What you said is that your Void God can win the championship remotely, so is there anything unreasonable about our Yi Shen’s fans cheering in the void? ]

【Tao Za Sima! 】

[Are you bashing me, GodYi? Please use your record to speak for yourself, haha! ]

While the netizens were arguing, Guan Zeyuan on the commentary booth immediately raised the topic and asked Lu Yi: "What do you think of today's game?"

"I think that people like Monkey become stronger when facing weak opponents and weaker when facing strong opponents. To sum it up in four words, he bullies weak players. As for why it can't be five words, those who understand will understand!"

Good guy!
Answering irrelevant questions, just opening your mouth is work.

Is this how the strongest domestic mid laner starts a team fight?

The two of them thought to themselves, "What a ruthless mid laner."

Guan Zeyuan didn't even dare to respond. For some reason, as a veteran in the commentary field, he felt a lot of pressure in front of this young man.

As for netizens outside, they immediately started to excitedly make fun of the meme.

"So how does Yishen predict the scores of both sides?"

"It's hard to say. After all, the game is ever-changing and no one can really predict the outcome." Lu Yi said seriously, "For example, when I was playing, some commentators in the regular season said that the opponent was going to lead us 2:0, and after losing a game, they would come back to win :."

"The same is true for the playoffs. 0:3, 1-3 comeback, 2-3 comeback. Congratulations to Top Esports, 3:0 by luck."

"For someone who can make such a prediction, do you think he deserves it for sitting at home and playing the game?"

Hearing this question, which was more dangerous than a cobra, Guan Zeyuan suddenly became so nervous that cold sweat broke out on his forehead.

On one side, Rita couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"How dare you! I warned you!" Lu Yi glanced at her sideways and said without any sympathy.

As soon as he said this, Rita burst into laughter and couldn't stop.

[Pfft hahahaha! 】

[I really can't hold it anymore, you little brat, every word you say is not refreshing, every word you say is not out of touch with the spirit, right! ]

【Sima Yi÷! 】

[If you keep riding on the popularity of the puppy, you will be hit by a car sooner or later! 】

[How unhappy must this bastard's life be for him to pick on the little dog and slander him every day? ]

[He told the truth, is that considered smearing? ]

[Putting aside the past, he is just trying to smear Uzi every day, and his villain's true colors are exposed! ]

[Classics aside, is GSL speechless? ]

[It seems that God is also commentating on the game live, what did he say? 】

【…】

Out of curiosity, netizens immediately rushed into God’s live broadcast room to find out what was going on.

As soon as I came in, I heard the fat guy in front of the screen blushing and cursing: "Yi ÷ this bastard, I really want to peel off his skin and feed it to the dogs!"

……

Guan Zeyuan quickly changed the subject.

"What do you think of this battle between the two mid laners, Yishen?"

Lu Yi’s main point is to answer all questions:
"Although Big B will always be a filial son to Scout, his ability to find a father is the best in LPL. I am not as good as him in this aspect. Moreover, this person is very good at tying up junglers. If he helps but doesn't carry, I will produce tanks. If he doesn't help, I will just keep the data. In summary, it is-"

"The jungler deserves it for his crooked neck. Maya Maya, the jungler is suffering. Wuhu Wuhu, the villain is successful!"

Guan Zeyuan: "..."

Rita: "..."

No, doesn’t this person ever have a bottleneck in his inspiration?

The two looked at the young man who was talking in front of them, and even felt a little jealous of the latter's talent.

[That’s too mean, hahaha. ]

[Yishen's mouth, tsk tsk, it's full of hints, both overt and covert.]

[Appropriate, reasonable, and to the point, the most daring commentary in LPL. ]

【This is what we call explanation! 】

[He is better at finding a father than you, not because you are not as good as him, but because you are the father. 】

[He was full of rhymes. You want to take the postgraduate entrance examination? Wait... He said a long string of four words. Could it be that? ]

[Five words are not acceptable! ! ]

Next door, Uzi’s live broadcast room.

Looking at the screen full of 'Five pieces are not good', Shen was immediately furious and immediately scolded: "Yi÷! I'll c$#%^ you!!"

[Super Moderator Reminder]: Warn the anchor to regulate his speech and refrain from openly insulting others. Otherwise, we will take measures to ban the live broadcast room.

"You beastly superintendent, is Yi your father? Why are you so protective of him? Can't you see Yi being sarcastic to me? Are you sick? Believe it or not, I'll make you get out tomorrow with just one phone call!"

The God of Hong Wen immediately and openly brought down "divine punishment" on the super administrator in the live broadcast room.

The next second, the live broadcast room’s screen went black, indicating that the host had been banned.

This decisive handling method really stunned countless black and white twins in the live broadcast room? So much so that the barrage area of ​​the official live broadcast room was instantly filled with countless discussions about God.

"Look at BP, look at BP first!"

"Here we go, let's analyze the BP of both sides!"

When Guan Zeyuan and Rita saw the BP screen appear, they were moved, as if they had seen a savior.

……

On the player bench.

Xiaotian, who knew that Yishen would be commentating the game today, seemed very cheerful. Seeing that his mid laner had turned off the microphone and remained silent, he immediately asked attentively, "Yishen is watching you play in the commentary booth. How do you say, do you feel any pressure?"

"Maya!" Doinb yelled, "Xiaotian, you are deliberately disgusting me, right? Maya, I played well, what can Yi÷ say? Today's game is so important to us, and you mentioned Yi÷ to me, what bad intentions do you have? No way, Xiaotian, you are not accepting Yi÷'s black money, are you?!"

The big anchor started to accuse himself of various crimes.

Xiaotian, who already had a rift in his heart, immediately retorted:

"Maya, you're not still trying to control me, are you? If you can't beat Scout, not only will you be laughed at by Yi Shen in the commentary booth, but you're also going to put the blame on me, right? Are you starting to find a way out for yourself in advance, Maya?"

Seeing this kid imitating his own way of speaking, the proud anchor immediately became so angry that he started to babble and severely condemned the jungler.

Nuguri in the top lane didn't understand and was still thinking seriously about the BP.

The two brothers in the bottom lane saw that the situation was not right, so they quickly stepped forward to act as peacemakers and persuade the situation.

"Can you two stop arguing? What occasion is it to have such a quarrel here? If you can fight, then fight. If you can't, then just give up the game. Who indulges your bad habits?"

Upon hearing this, the big anchor stopped shouting and Xiaotian also stopped saying anything.

He felt very happy just thinking that the man must be in the commentary booth and attacking the middle lane hard.

"Listen to my command in the early game. Don't try to seize the command in the middle lane, and don't control me remotely. This is what we agreed on before the game. Is there a problem?"

Although Doinb was unhappy, he did not object.

Just thinking about Yi÷ criticizing him in the commentary booth made him impatient. During the selection phase, he confidently locked in the special skill Irelia that he had practiced hard in the playoffs, and promised his teammates solemnly: "Irelia with tank armor and main W is definitely the phantom god in the mid lane of this version. Believe me, I will choose Irelia to win the team easily in the early and mid-term!"

"trust you!"

The big anchor was holding his breath, determined to imitate the show effect of Top Esports' previous match against RNG in front of everyone, and hit Yi÷'s face hard on the commentary seat.

Soon, the lineups of both teams were determined.

[Competition system]: BO5
【EDG】vs【FPX】（0:0）

Top order: [Holy Lance Ranger] vs [Future Guardian]

Jungle: [Ruined King] vs [Berserker]

Mid: [Liberator] vs [Blade Dancer]

ADC: [Frost Archer] vs [Arrow of Retribution] Support: [Aurora] vs [Heart of Freljord]

Seeing this lineup, Guan Zeyuan glanced at Lu Yi beside him and tentatively analyzed the strengths and weaknesses of both sides.

In the past, this was the time for him to show off his knowledge reserves, especially when he was paired with a vase female commentator like Rita, it could be said to be a show of his personal understanding. But at this moment, the strongest domestic mid laner in the LPL was right next to him, and every time he said something, he couldn't help but glance over to see the great god's reaction, for fear of making a mistake.

The pressure is not ordinary big.

"Yishen, what do you think?"

"I think you have a deep understanding of the game. After all, you are the most professional commentator in LPL. Don't feel so stressed."

Lu Yi said with a helpless smile.

Although the commentators and the players are in the same circle, their understanding of the game is very different. Guan Zeyuan is already the best commentator in the region in terms of professionalism. Of course, Lu Yi knew about all the praises he received from his opponents when they were commentating on their own games during the regular season.

His way of being is very simple.

Fight the enemy tooth for tooth, and pursue them relentlessly after gaining the upper hand!
Be honest with your friends, treat them sincerely, and help them when you can!

This is the most professional commentary from LPL. When Guan Zeyuan heard it, he was immediately overjoyed and couldn't help feeling happy.

Hearing this, Rita curiously asked while the game was loading: "What about me?"

"Uh...to the Type A female commentator?" Lu Yi said subconsciously.

Rita: “!!!”

"Don't get me wrong. What I mean is that if we consider game comprehension and language organization skills separately, and the full score is S, then you have a pair of As!"

Lu Yi explained.

"You're really suitable to be a commentator when you talk nonsense in a serious manner!" Rita said faintly, with an expression of 'do you think I believe it?'

The conversation between the three immediately made countless netizens laugh, and they couldn't help but exclaim that "the show was really great."

Not long after.

When the game started, all three players focused on the game.

Doinb confidently took out Irelia, which was obviously targeted, and also excited the FPX fans at the scene. They collectively cheered that their own mid laner was going to clear out "Yi÷" on the commentary stand.

In the first six minutes, both sides were very calm and there was basically no big move. It was obvious that they wanted to wait for the resource group to take action. In the past, this kind of segment would have been very boring, but with the addition of a cheerful guy in the commentary booth, Lu Yi would give sharp comments from time to time, and occasionally a word would cause a huge response in the barrage.

But again.

When it comes to his profession, he is not careless at all. Basically, as soon as he makes a comment, the corresponding situation will happen on the field in the next second. Such outrageous predictions even make the outside audience feel like they can predict the future.

Fans of both EDG and FPX feel that this experience is wonderful.

[You still say you can't predict? ]

[So you were just hiding your incompetence before, but now this is the real you, right? ]

[This is a fucking major! ]

[Compared with this, Guan Zeyuan's reverse prediction is nothing. ]

[I feel that if he becomes a commentator, the LPL league will definitely reach a wider audience! ]

Seeing that the time had reached 7 minutes, neither side had touched Xiaolong yet, and the situation on the field was calm. This made Guan Zeyuan feel that he could no longer find any topic to talk about, and the air fell into a brief silence.

Instead, Lu Yi talked freely: "Both sides should be waiting for the strongest teamfight in the bottom lane in eight minutes. Before that, we can simply define the four elemental dragons of water, fire, earth and wind as code names. The wind dragon is called Baizi!"

Rita subconsciously asked, "What is the name of that earth dragon?"

"It's so dark, of course it's a black spot!"

"What's the fire dragon called?"

"The fire dragon is called 'Shockwave', after all it's so red."

Guan Zeyuan didn't dwell on this topic for long, and asked, "Shuilong?"

"The water dragon is called Wenbo."

At 8 minutes, both ADs reached level 6 and gathered at the dragon pit.

Guan Zeyuan saw that the two sides were about to fight and was about to speak, but Lu Yi took control of the situation first and explained at a very fast speed:
"On this day, Bai Zi was sleeping carefree in a dirt pit. Although the environment was simple, as the saying goes, a nest of gold or silver is not as fragrant as Bai Zi's doghouse."

"He was sleeping soundly, but he was inexplicably caught in a gang fight. There's nothing wrong with a gang fight, but the key is why did you gang fight in front of my house?"

"Baizi just wanted to argue, but he got hit by several big punches for no reason. He was just a newly born Baizi. Do you know how much damage a big punch can cause to Baizi's young heart?"

"Brother Holy Spear yelled even louder, and rushed forward using E'Ruthless Pursuit'. No matter whether you have white pieces or black pieces, you are not as good as your brother's spear! I forcibly hold down the white piece's head and shoot silver bullets into its mouth!"

"Nuguri couldn't stand watching this scene anymore. He heard from somewhere that Baizi knew a lot about shockwaves. To prove his authority in this field, he fired a QE combo with a strengthened version of 'Shockwave' at Baizi's face. Baizi felt the pain and spat out a mouthful of thick phlegm. But it was obvious that although he also knew shockwaves, his power was obviously not as strong as Jayce's!"

"It doesn't hurt to hit someone."

"At a time when heroes from all walks of life gathered together, Bai Zi, who was healthy one second, was dead in the next second and was sent to the underworld."

"It turns out that if you don't have the ability, don't be a white piece. The consequences will be very miserable."

Guan Zeyuan: “Huh??”

Rita: “Huh???”

The two professional commentators on the same stage even doubted their own ears at this moment.

The two of them stared with disbelief on their faces.

They finally understood why the boy had given Xiaolong so many weird names. Could it be that the real pit had been dug here long ago?

The barrage was instantly filled with question marks.

gsl was shocked, while the netizens who were just watching the show burst out laughing in front of the screen, with their eyes wide open, calling him a "genius".

There is more follow-up on the field for both sides.

Lu Yi did not stop for a moment and explained at full speed:

"JieJie took Bai Zi's life. Seeing the five enemies rushing towards him, he wanted to use his ultimate skill and run away. However, Xiaotian saw Bai Zi being killed and shouted angrily, 'Give me back Bai Zi'. He sprinted away and his whole body turned red after his ultimate skill released the control. He went completely crazy!!"

“Warning! Warning! Warning!!”

"Laf is too good at fighting. Is this the power of Bai Zi Ji Tian? He is taking the damage of five people on his left while slashing wildly!"

"As Viper's Ashe fell into a critical condition, a monkey suddenly rushed into the crowd, shouting 'Give it to me'. He actually punched his teammates hard and used Q flash to forcefully kill the doomed Ashe."

"Jace showed his authority in the field of shockwaves, proving that shockwaves are more than just standing outside the screen and firing cannons. To forge iron, one must be strong. At this moment, Jayce directly switched to hammer form and used 'Sky Leap' to hammer the thief."

"You can steal my unique skills, or even my trophy, but fake is fake after all. At this moment, he is like a human shock wave, moving forward without hesitation..."

“The cornerstone of CJB is always the responsibility and spirit of leading by example!”

“Jace fell, but the team won.”

"He lives in the hearts of all his teammates and spectators!!"

"It exploded. Even though EDG killed a bunch of white guys, they exploded!!"

"It turns out that with the support of Baizi, the whole family has to go on the road in one piece."

"EDG traded five for two in this wave. What a loss, guys."

"..."

As he finished speaking, countless netizens in the live broadcast room burst out laughing and burst out laughing in front of their computers.

It's really that this kid worked too hard, even Guan Zeyuan and Rita, who were commentating on the same stage with him, couldn't hold it in. They bit their lips hard to not burst out laughing, and they even trembled all over at one point.

There was a burst of laughter at the scene.

Such an interesting commentary style is rare to see in life.

Obviously EDG lost the team battle, but for some reason the fans laughed like pigs.

【He knows how to make innuendos. 】

[The sarcasm and innuendos left by the literati have been fully understood by you.]

[I finally understand why this guy gave Xiaolong a strange code name before. Baizi is down now, but there are still Heizi, Jibo and Wenbo behind him. He even wants to beat up his good teammate Wenbo, hahahaha! ]

[He added a touch of mystery to the otherwise ordinary team battle.]

[Just because of this wave of detailed commentary, the value of this game has even risen to a new height. ]

【Hahahaha, I'm so happy. 】

[Baizi, should it refer to the Baizi of God? So the translation is, no matter whether you are a new Baizi or an old Baizi, as long as you are a Baizi, you will be sent to the underworld in the end. As for those who are supported by Baizi, the whole family must go to the underworld in an orderly manner? As for what kind of road they are on, those who understand will understand! ]

[There is another detail. The reason why Raff used the red temperature warning with his ultimate skill was because of the white pieces’ sacrifice to the heavens. In other words, as long as all the white pieces are dead, the god general after the red temperature will be unstoppable! ]

[The Saint Spear Brother's silver bullet shot into Bai Zi's mouth, and the speed of the car was also quite impressive. ]

[There are too many details to count, really too many to count! ]

[I really can’t hold it in any longer, hahahaha~]

[The highest level of commentary, not only explaining the situation on the field, but also increasing the viewing value of the game, he is absolutely a genius! ! ]

【LPL's designated literary master, Yishen opened up a new world for me. 】

【…】

The barrage area was instantly occupied by countless fun things.

In front of the screen, some gsl fans who had previously expected FPX to win a big victory and then settle accounts with Yi÷ when he made a fool of himself were immediately angry and felt dizzy.

【Sima Yi÷! 】

[Yi÷! ! I will definitely sleep on your skin and eat your flesh! Yi÷! ! ]

[I want to kill Yi÷! ! ]

【Don’t leave after get off work! 】

……

　Please don't be jealous of my talent. If you are really jealous, then use the monthly ticket to exchange what you have with me~
　　I'm begging for your monthly ticket support! I'm begging for your monthly ticket support! You're only 10 monthly tickets away from me, I'm really afraid of being overtaken...

　　Requesting support! Requesting support! Requesting support!

　　
　
(End of this chapter)