Chapter 100: All parties were shocked! The jokes were full, is it okay to give the "Jibo" a shower gel? ! [Seeking monthly tickets]

Netizens were discussing the "veiled" content of Lu Yi's previous commentary.

Time passed slowly in a cheerful atmosphere.

Because FPX won the first dragon fight, they took the first vanguard.

Perhaps because of the previous K head loss in the mid lane, Xiaotian did not place the vanguard in the middle lane, but ran all the way to the bottom lane to let Dacongming eat the tower skin.

[Why don't you give Daomei tart crust? 】

【Not raising the middle? 】

[Xiaotian is deliberately disgusting my coin brother, right? ]

[Can't you see that my Coin Brother is already ahead of my Junior Brother in economy? ]

【…】

"The mid laner kept pinging the jungler's signal. It was obvious that the anchor really wanted to eat the tower skin created by the pioneer."

"Some viewers said that Xiaotian should have taken Viper's head in the last wave, but suddenly a monkey came out and used flash to kill the doomed head. This is really sucking the jungler's blood."

"Maya, are you here to find fault? I'm warning you!"

"My Coin Brother is the LPL's Little Faker. Isn't it natural for you to play in the jungle and protect the mid lane?"

"The kills that my teacher Da B got by his own ability are also called K? Since we are talking about the status of the FPX jungler in the eyes of the mid laner, then I have to talk to my family. Kills? Mine! Vanguard? Mine too! After fifteen minutes, even the wild monsters will be mine!"

"Everyone is naturally happy when the game is won, but if the game is lost, when reviewing the game afterward, you ask the anchor why he took so much economy but had the lowest damage? Then the jungler will definitely be the first to suffer. Do you know what KDA is? Do you know what 'taking damage' means? My brother Coin took tons of damage in a game. He took it all for the team alone!"

"what?"

"Some people say why the mid laner has to take the injury?"

"Do you understand the value of a tanky mid laner? If you don't know, just watch carefully. This time he is going to use his tanky Irelia to attack his junior. Everyone should learn from him."

Listening to Lu Yi's eloquent voice, Rita and Guan Zeyuan on the side were stunned.

If you just open your mouth and let your inspiration flow, will it be true that you will never run out of inspiration?

【666! 】

[Hahahaha burp~]

[I am dying of laughter. Is it okay to edit barrage? 】

[If Mr. Big B saw you criticize him three times in five minutes after the game, wouldn't he just restore the Mayan civilization?]

[You are aggressive to the fullest. I recognize you. 】

[The No. 1 mid laner in LPL is either initiating a team fight or on the way to initiating one. I would like to call him the 'strongest team-initiating' mid laner. ]

【Yi÷！ ！】

【Sima Yi÷! 】

[Seeing that my Coin Brother is doing well, he started to slander and defame him openly. How can LPL just sit back and watch and not ban this kind of person? 】

[He deserves to be shot for defaming LPL's top foreign player! Our region already lacks a top mid laner. If Coin returns to LCK in a rage after the game, it will be a devastating blow to LPL. I hope the LPL officials can deal with Yi÷ as soon as possible. ]

[The haters can't stand this? He just used the same method as the big anchor to make sharp comments, why did the filial monkey break down so quickly? ]

[What the filial monkey said is like a tumor in his brain. He shot down the top domestic mid laner and the idiot player who came to LPL to make money? Is that what people said? ]

[The filial monkey will be cremated tomorrow! ]

【…】

The two sides quarreled in the barrage.

13 minutes into the game, the second little dragon spawned. It was the Earth Dragon, which was the codename 'Heizi' defined by Lu Yi earlier.

Seeing the two sides reunited in the river, under the expectant gaze of the crowd, Lu Yi quickly explained:
"Here it comes. Heizi saw Baizi dead and was very happy. Facing the murderers who killed Baizi, he knew that if he did not resist, he would just follow in Baizi's footsteps. So while the two sides were fighting, Heizi caught Varus, who seemed to be the most capable fighter in the crowd, and sprayed him like crazy!"

"I tui! I tui! Ha, I tuiitui!!!"

"What?! In the melee, Dacongming tried to dodge and escape, but Xiaolong chased after him with an attack and forcibly took Dacongming's life."

"He's even outputting!!"

"JieJie was confused after receiving the head of a smart guy for no apparent reason. At this moment, he recalled the secret skills taught by his master Zhuge Mingkai: Legend has it that there are twins, black and white, in the canyon. If you get one of them, you can pacify the world. Thinking of the result of the last wave where the white piece was taken away, which led to the team's annihilation, JieJie suddenly realized: unlucky white pieces, true love black pieces, abandon white pieces and get black pieces, and the world will be united!!"

Hearing Lu Yi’s eloquent and passionate speech.

Rita and Guan Zeyuan were completely unable to connect the words and stared in amazement at the passionate scene in front of them.

Even though they were just commentators, at this moment both of them felt like they had opened the door to a new world.

"Heizi is so hot!!"

"Alas! Everyone must die, but the death of the white piece is as light as a feather, while the death of the black piece is as heavy as Mount Tai!!"

"No one would have thought that the black man, who was like a piece of meat on a chopping board in the eyes of both teams, would actually become the carry with the highest output in this team battle. Da Congming was targeted by the black man from the beginning, and 30% of his health was taken away by the black man."

"so."

"Don't be afraid of the present, as long as you dare to fight, you will be the next successful black man!"

"This canyon cannot be without Sunspots, just like a person cannot be without faith!"

"EDG was nearly 2,000 behind in economy, but they managed to trade 0 for 4, and in the end only Irelia escaped!"

"A tanky Irelia may not have high output, but her survivability is absolutely maxed out!"

“Great!!”

Rita couldn't help laughing and immediately started shaking with laughter.

Guan Zeyuan said with emotion: "What a talent!"

At the scene, seeing their home team winning a great victory and thus turning the tide, combined with Lu Yi's commentary which was full of "innuendos", the entire stadium suddenly erupted in laughter.

"Talent!"

"I'm a little jealous of his talent, amazing black and white twins, hahaha."

"Wouldn't GSL be so angry after hearing this?"

"This guy's commentary is so fucking hilarious. I don't know why, but I'm actually looking forward to hearing more of his commentary in the future."

The enemy of the enemy is the friend.

Although the composition of this generation of Guodian fans is quite complex, they are still hated by gsl to this day because of Mingkai's words "catch RNG at level 2". Seeing that kid openly executing gsl with a "full of details" speech in the commentary booth, they are naturally happy to watch the fun.

[I am dying of laughter! ]

[Let this grandson explain it, he is laughing and spitting and he is still standing in front of the serious dubbing buddy who really can't hold it in. ]

[When a white piece dies, it is as light as a feather, a worthless life, while when a black piece dies, it is as heavy as a mountain, being a black piece is so prestigious.]

[Whose black spots are you referring to? ]

【Who else could it be? Those who understand will understand! 】

[Why did the above person post it in four characters at a time? ]

[The unlucky white piece, the true love black piece, give up the white piece and get the black piece, the world will be united!!!]

【All four words! Full-level jingle.】

[His explanation even elevated the value of Heizi. Shente Miao Canyon cannot be without Heizi, just like people cannot be without faith, hahaha.]

【The king of top metaphors. 】

【genius! ! 】

The barrage was even more boiling.

at the same time.

The LPL commentators who had watched the live broadcast long before the game started and wanted to catch a glimpse of Yi Shen's style were all laughing so hard that they almost fainted in front of the screen. After calming down with great difficulty, the official commentators looked at the hot atmosphere online and offline and couldn't help but marvel at it.

"I never thought that commentary could be like this!"

“Sometimes, if there is no topic in a game, it’s not because the players are not good at playing. The performance of the commentator is equally important!”

"Two out of three sentences this kid says are jokes. What the hell is wrong with his brain?"

"If he comes here permanently to do commentary, we'll all be out of work!"

"Fortunately, his main job is to be a contestant. Thank God Yi for letting him go. I have to write down these golden sentences and learn them. I really have to learn them!"

The commentators were even so excited that they took out their notebooks to copy down Lu Yi's classic quotes, and they all exclaimed, "It has opened the door to a new world."

The atmosphere was very heated. After 15 minutes of the game, both sides had acquired a certain combat power after taking out key mythical equipment, so friction became more frequent afterwards.

Under such circumstances, Guan Zeyuan and Rita were finally able to get a word in, but because of the two previous waves of "veiled" remarks that had detonated the entire Internet, the two of them focused their discussions entirely on Lu Yi.

18 minutes.

The little dragon swipes again.

This is the Fire Dragon Soul. Some netizens felt a little disappointed that they couldn't see the Water Dragon, but the Fire Dragon Soul was code-named "Shock Wave". Before the team battle started, countless onlookers who were eager to watch the fun ran to the God's live broadcast room as soon as possible to witness the God's heating process with their own eyes.

At this time, Shen had passed the ban period, and his popularity was higher than before after he started broadcasting again. Countless white players kept complaining in the barrage, and the screen was full of Yi÷, which was huge and aggressive. Seeing more and more black players frantically brushing "strike waves", Shen, who had just cooled down in front of the screen, was so angry that he gnashed his teeth.

He just didn't believe that talent had its limits. The damn Yi had been defaming him for so long, what new tricks could he come up with?

"The fight has begun. JieJie got down from the Bomb Fruit and immediately inserted her big sword into Jibo's body from behind!" Lu Yi suddenly roared, and instantly the god who was drinking water in front of the screen suddenly sprayed the entire screen with a 'puff' sound.

He didn't even have time to react.

Then I heard Yi÷ shouting at a very fast speed:

"Brother Saint Spear roared, "Black and White have come to us. You are alone, what can you use to fight us?"

"Holy Spear takes a shower, beep beep beep! Turn the shower head on as high as it will go. Han Bing will help apply the shower gel immediately."

"They are actually giving Jibo a bath!"

"Shockwave's health dropped rapidly, and when his health was halfway down, his entire body suddenly turned red—"

“Warning! Warning! Warning!!”

"Jibo will never be a slave!"

"But it's useless. Its combat power is not even as good as that of Heizi. Without the protection of the black and white twins, Shockwave is as weak as a basket. It only appeared for less than 10 seconds. When it was born, it roared "I am the strongest Shockwave in the canyon". When it died, only a burning fire pit was left on the spot. The temperature was extremely high. Facts have proved that Shockwave's combat power is not even as good as that of Heizi..."

At this point, Guan Zeyuan and Rita, who were on the same stage, were already laughing so hard that they were choking in the commentary booth.

Lucian’s ultimate is like taking a bath, and Ashe’s W is like using shower gel.

Genius metaphor!!!

As for the audience in front of the screen, they laughed so hard that their bellies burst into laughter. When Lu Yi opened his mouth, he spoke like a string of cannonballs, madly outputting:

"This is actually the elemental dragon with the strongest combat power on paper among the four little dragons?"

"No wonder the name is Shockwave."

"Because he died so quickly, his roar of 'number one in the world' was even echoing in the void."

"Just at this moment, the two researchers in the canyon were staring at each other."

"When enemies meet, their eyes are full of jealousy. Jayce used a boosted shockwave to bombard the thief with a bang. The damn thief claimed every day that this honor was his and that trophy was his. Jayce, who had lost a lot of his honors to the thief for no reason, immediately switched to hammer form and hit the thief on the forehead with a hammer."

"Before Jibo dies, he will turn red and warm, and before Taonan dies, he will roar in despair: If I change a few teammates, I will definitely win!"

"But unfortunately, there are no ifs."

"EDG lost the teamfight, but it was a five-for-three trade with an extra Fire Dragon, and they were waiting for the Fire Dragon Soul, so it wasn't a big problem. I feel like the mid laner put too much pressure on the jungler. Why can't Raf punish the Dragon?"

"..."

【Hahahahaha burp!!】

[Oh, I can’t take it anymore. I’m dying of laughter. The plot is too complicated.]

[Every sentence is about God, but every sentence is about God. ]

[EDG vs. FPX, the one who suffered was the Void God outside the field, who couldn't hold it anymore. ]

What did God say?

[It’s ripe! ]

The official live broadcast room was filled with comments like crazy. At the same time, Uzi in front of the screen was facing the crazy ridicule of people who were making fun of him. His whole chubby face started to turn red.

“Yi ÷!!”

"Yi ÷!!!"

"I'm going to kill Yi÷!!"

The god roared three times in succession, and then, as if the temperature was too high and the CPU was burned, he made a "crack" sound and fainted in front of the computer on the spot.

This sudden scene immediately scared the countless white people who cared about the God in the live broadcast room.

[If anything happens to our god, Yi÷ will be buried with him tomorrow! ]

[Sima Yi, look how angry you made the little dog. I have already beaten Yao Yao Ling. Just wait and reflect in prison! ]

[This kind of speech has caused serious psychological trauma to the puppy, and he must be shot! ]

[He made so many contributions to LPL, but he was so angry after retiring. You haters can’t insult a hero in his twilight years. Look at the LCK Hall of Fame next door. As long as the retired players have made contributions to the region, they will also receive the greatest respect. Look at our region. LPL is really rotten. ]

[Ah, yes, yes, yes. After the region's hero retired, he punished his teammates in the ranking. He relied on his fame and many fans, and even guided Bai Ziwang to abuse Yishen when he was clearly wrong. The greatest contribution of this kind of person to the LPL is retirement! ]

[You apologize to Yi Shen in public. He is so generous that he will definitely forgive him.]

【Forgive you, Ma! 】

【…】

The sudden live broadcast accident caused countless onlookers to flood the official live broadcast room with reports.

Lu Yi glanced at the barrage and laughed at that moment.

In the following time, he put all his energy into the game and began to explain it seriously.

At 20 minutes, the big dragon refreshed and the two sides had a conflict in the river.

"Frost took the initiative, but unfortunately a strong man suddenly jumped up and lifted the coffin board to block the magic crystal arrow. Viper then attacked Braum crazily. He plucked the string frequently with both hands, but the ultra-high frequency operation did not make Braum fall down. This man is too tough!"

"King of the Wild can only stand in front of ice for 3 seconds, but Braum? He is as strong as a rock for 30 seconds. As the saying goes, a man should be like Braum!!"

"Girls, if you want to marry someone, you have to marry a summoner from the Freljord region of League of Legends."

“That section is full of tough guys!”

【? ? ? 】

[The wheel just rolled over my face? ]

[I was on the subway, and people around me looked at me strangely. I told them I was watching a League of Legends match, but no one believed me! ]

【Ha ha ha ha. 】

[Ten years of playing online summoner, I am so happy. 】

【He is so good at making a show! 】

The barrage of comments on the screen never stops for a moment.

During Lu Yi's joyful commentary, the two sides exchanged blows, and the game finally ended in 35 minutes, with EDG taking the lead.

After all, the lineup on the right is equivalent to a kitchen knife team, and the stage is very big after Sylas on the left steals the ultimates of Raff and Braum in a team battle, and his subsequent performance is also quite eye-catching.

However, the most crucial thing is that the double shooter system is the strongest time point around 30 minutes. Although Ashe is weak, the top laner Lucian is not. After EDG gets the Fire Dragon Soul, they don’t have to worry about dealing with the front row, so it is reasonable for them to win the game.

Guan Zeyuan also felt sorry for FPX's defeat on WEI. After all, if the lineup on the right could have dragged the game to more than 40 minutes, the chances of winning would definitely be great. Unfortunately, the Fire Dragon Soul was taken by EDG too early, and FPX failed to withstand the advancement.

“It’s hard to say who should be given the MVP award, but if I have to give out an award for creativity, I have only one answer.”

"Although Big B lost the game, he also showed us the strength of the tanky Irelia with his impressive statistics. We can see that on the data summary panel, Irelia's damage tolerance reached the highest level in the game. In terms of damage tolerance, she is even equal to three Scouts!"

"Teacher Big B has opened up an unprecedented precedent in the mid lane with his understanding that goes beyond the previous versions!"

"Mid lane with tanky armor, YYDS!"

Hearing Lu Yi's sarcastic comments, the FPX fans who were already upset about losing the game immediately shouted angrily, and the barrage was dominated by the angry FPX fans.

"This Irelia can really take a lot of damage. At 500 minutes, Doinb's economy is even higher than Scout's. Bloodthirster + Bloodthirster + Gargoyle Stoneplate + Thornmail + Cloth Boots."

"In a teamfight, he uses W to reduce damage twice. Ashe and Lucian on the left don't even lose much health when they attack him. His ability to stay in the field is really strong!"

Guan Zeyuan also gave his comment.

"Yes, the three Cs on the left have an average of 30,000 damage per person, and a small half of it comes from this Irelia. If there is an extra 'Ruin', the three weak brothers won't dare to come up and deal damage randomly. Those who know will understand that this guy is the mid laner, and those who don't will think that there is a motionless wooden stake standing in the opponent's crowd."

Lu Yi also echoed with a fair look on his face.

【? ? ? 】

[Pfft hahahaha! 】

[The wooden stakes are OK. ]

[He is really good at being weird. ]

[The four-piece armored swordswoman really made everyone laugh. ]

【Yi÷nmsl！】

[Sima Yi÷, what qualifications do you have to call me that? Our Coin Brother is the S9 World Champion. What title are you in? ]

[I've said it so many times, world champions are worthless. Didn't we just crush five of them in a row during the regular season? ]

【…】

……

　A 10,000-word update has been completed.

　　The winner's group finals will begin soon, and the transition should be completed in the next chapter and the game will start.

　　Can everyone give all the monthly tickets to me? I beg for your support, muah!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)