Chapter 11 Ding, congratulations on getting: [Centaurs kicked my mouse away]

Chapter 11 Ding, congratulations on getting: [Centaurs kicked my mouse away]

【No gold content. 】

[This is what the Canyon of Heroes is like. If you are so powerful, why don’t you play on the Korean server? 】

[17 consecutive defeats in the fish pond! ]

[Master, a rookie with 80 points, is he pretending to be a horse here? 】

gsl said it was impossible.

"The Korean server also played it. Akali was killing people all over the place, but she couldn't withstand the super ghost God who wanted to give warmth to the opponent, so she lost in the end." Lu Yi answered honestly: "In terms of ADC super ghost and annoying teammates, the gold content is definitely better than the Chinese server environment."

【Hahaha! 】

【chiffon!!】

gsl stamped his feet in anxiety.

……

Under the gaze of hundreds of thousands of eyes, Lu Yi began to show off all kinds of fancy moves. After reaching level 6, the hero Akali was too entertaining to watch, especially with the economic advantage, not to mention the threat.

With another death, Wuhushen was sweating profusely, "Can Jungler take a look? It's not safe under the tower!"

"Sangui, you play by yourself. I dare not watch him. He kills people in seconds!" Brother Renma felt uncomfortable.

The only good news for the red team is that there is a boss in the top lane.

Rambo was ahead in economy and started to show off in front of the tower. He launched a tower dive on Brother Ba, but his two harpoons were twisted away by the dog head one after another, allowing Brother Ba to escape with only a sliver of health left.

"Operate you!!" As soon as he saw the opportunity to show off, Brother Ba showed off proudly.

But soon after, a centaur rushed out from the wild area and captured him, and Brother Ba's face immediately fell.

The three words "operate you" immediately flooded the screen.

"Why is no one in the top lane?!" Brother Ba was annoyed at the time. He typed impatiently: "Why can't the mid laner come up to gank us? This Rambo came down from the tower and passed me."

"What use are you guys?"

Lee Sin was in a bad mood, he was looking after the bottom lane and really didn't do anything.

But Lu Yi was not complacent. While he was operating, he typed very quickly, "What is that thing under the earphones? A tumor?"

【What a curse! 】

[Very aggressive.]

"Why aren't you doing anything when it's 4-0? You're playing an assassin and all you know is being a earthbender in the middle lane!" Brother Ba typed back, tilted his neck in front of the screen, and began to sulk.

He never expected that the maggot tyrant living at the bottom of the canyon would actually start accusing him of doing nothing.

Lu Yi was sure that he was not mistaken.

Akali was laning against Card, using short arms to fight against long arms, but as a result, a hero with full support attributes was matched against Tulle by himself. All four kills of the team were in his hands, but he was accused of being a maggot instead.

He wanted to fight back.

But on second thought, who in their right mind would reason with a maggot?

"SB!"

40 seconds later, his jungler went to the top lane to help, but suddenly a Doublekill prompt sounded in the game. It turned out that it was Rambo who killed two people alone, and his record was tied with his own and he also achieved a rampage.

Here in the middle lane, the originally timid Card suddenly became aggressive, and at the same time a galloping wild horse rushed out of the grass.

With R in hand, Lu Yi remained calm and responded calmly.

[Blind Monk (Resurrection 32 seconds)! ​​! ]

[Blind Monk (Resurrection 31 seconds)! ​​! ]

Marks appear one by one in the chat box.

Brother Ba was furious. He accused the jungler and complained to his fans: "What a rubbish this jungler's operation is."

While pinging a question mark to the middle lane, he typed to condemn the middle lane: "Why don't you come to the top lane to gank? What's the point of getting so many kills?"

follow closely.

In the picture, Akali was using QR sideways when the shuriken hit two people at the same time, but she actually used R's shuttle displacement to dodge Centaur's close attack. At the same time, she appeared on the left side with a yellow card of Card, away from Centaur. After A-ing an extremely critical enhanced basic attack on Card, she was stunned by the yellow card at the same time, but used W to bomb out the smoke bomb and became invisible after being controlled.

The Centaur was chasing after him, and Card had no way to keep up with subsequent normal attacks except for the damage caused by Q.

Just when everyone thought that this wave of Akali was about to end, an extremely eye-catching operation suddenly appeared.

Akali, who was freed from the yellow card control, used QE to pull away and triggered "Electrocution" at the same time. The card's health bar was as thin as paper. The Wuhu God was so scared that he immediately gave up the flash to pull away.

Another enhanced normal attack A hit the Centaur on one side, "igniting" and lowering the Centaur's health.

Q connected to R connected to the second stage E.

First kill the Centaur, then use the second stage of E to move sideways in the air and kick the Card Master behind to death.

Doublekill! (Double kill!)
[No one can stop the Stray Thorn anymore! 】

【DominaTing (Dominate the game)!!】

Six consecutive kills!

6-0!

[Oh my god, so handsome? ]

【6 Ah! 】

[This Akali is really entertaining. She still has half health left after killing two people at once. ]

【The Tyrant Maggot is like a clown.】

[Heizi speaks! 】

The barrage instantly filled the screen.

Even gsl was speechless for a moment.

Lee Sin: "6, Master! Tyrant, if you want to lie down, just lie down and stop talking so much!"

"Top lane Tyrant, get your record right first!" The support also chimed in, and with just one sentence, Brother Ba got a red buff.

In the last second he was madly dissing the mid laner because he was killed in a one-on-two fight, but in the next second he directly attacked the entire mid and jungle of the opposing team. Isn't this just slapping himself in the face?
The record was 0-4, but he was firm in his words, "It's just the hero's stats that are weird. This hero is only guaranteed to be the carry but not the winner. If I were to operate it, I would still be the carry."

Even the netizens were flooding the screen with "霸÷" after hearing this.

"This top laner is like a clown. He keeps typing question marks when others are playing. Is he afraid that I don't know that you and your teammates are sending warmth to the other side?" Lu Yi was also busy typing at this time. He spat, "He has a broken brain, negative emotional intelligence, a selfish personality, and has never read a book. If you want to ask me who he is, he is the Tiger Fang Chief King Tyrant!"

【? ? ? 】

[It rhymes like this, are you going to take the postgraduate entrance examination? ]

【The anchor is so good at scolding. 】

[The number one liar on the Internet, hahaha! ]

【It’s so cool to watch his live broadcast. 】

After reading this, even Brother Ba blushed and was speechless for a long time.

11 minutes into the game, Brother Ba, who was sitting in front of the screen with his neck tilted and not saying a word, was inexplicably chased to the Baron pit by Rambo and gave away his fifth kill of the game.

Seeing that the mid laner didn't come to support, he immediately started typing and complaining:
"There is a reason for the 17 consecutive defeats. All they know is to suck the blood of their teammates to make themselves happy. League of Legends is a team game, don't you understand?"

caveat! !
caveat! !
[Red-Temperatured Kid] started to flare up, and Lu Yi's temperature immediately went up. "No, what on earth is the Bull Demon who is 0-5 and almost surpassing the ghost barking at me about?"

"I really want to punch you to death!"

"%¥#*!"

"..."

this moment.

A symphony of keyboard clacking sounded in the live broadcast room.

Looking at the rate of five messages per second refreshing on the chat bar in the lower left corner, all the gsl members who were gathered in the live broadcast room and happily speaking for God stopped what they were doing and stared in front of the computer.

【? ? ? 】

【What hand speed! 】

[This is the Emperor of Zuan! ]

Netizens said that they had seen a true e-sports star, the show was simply too explosive.

Suddenly, the popularity of the live broadcast room began to skyrocket, and before we knew it, the number of VIPs even exceeded an astonishing 200000+
The treasure map worth 5000 yuan was opened twice by a rich man.

As the person involved, Brother Ba, looking at the subtitles rapidly scrolling across the screen, suddenly felt as if his brain had crashed and he was unable to react.

He can feel it.

My own parents are dying rapidly!
At this critical moment, Akali, with 6 layers of killing ring on her head after making the push stick, unknowingly walked to the bottom lane.

The low-health duo in the enemy's bottom lane had already escaped to the tower. As a result, taking advantage of the interruption in typing, Lu Yi performed seamlessly, using W to follow up with a reverse EQR, pushing the push stick to interrupt the backswing of one stage of R, and finding the best angle for the second stage of R 2 seconds later. After resisting the tower and instantly killing two people, he followed up with the second stage of E and flew away gracefully. While E was in the air, he had already pressed B to trigger the return to city special effect.

In the mortal world of murder, escape from the sword!

Doublekill! ! (Double kill!)
Legendary! (Super God!)
The record went straight to 8-0!!
Varus: "6!"

"So handsome? Brother, let me play for you!" Riel.

Even the opponent sent everyone to chat to express his approval. What's outrageous is that in the lower left corner, almost after Akali completed the gorgeous operation, a series of cordial greetings to Brother Ba were seamlessly connected, truly achieving five sprays in one second.

Brother Ba opened his mouth wide, his face full of shock.

He replied slowly, but the message was sent out before he even saw it before it was flooded with messages.

The hundreds of thousands of netizens gathered in the live broadcast room were also stunned.

[This is too exaggerated! ]

[If I read correctly, the time between him interrupting his attack on Brother Ba and returning as a super god was less than 5 seconds.]

[Wrong, it is 4.396 seconds! ]

【Xiao Heizi, your account is gone. 】

[I am blind, is this a live studio for playing the piano? ]

[If I encounter a Zaun player, I might be able to protect my parents, but if I encounter a streamer like this, I will only choose ALT+F4 to choose destruction. ]

[He truly achieved the goal of being able to pacify the world with his writing and to rule the world with his martial arts! ]

[The above post has been deleted, let me tell you! ]

[I'm jealous of the anchor's talent! ]

【…】

Many netizens are expressing their amazement.

gsl finally got the chance to take revenge, and while madly @ing the super administrator, he also reported it fiercely.

After a while, the super administrator came:
"Warning the anchors to play the game in a civilized manner and not to play badly!"

This was the first time in recent days that Lu Yi had truly gone all out. At this moment, [Red-temperature Boy] seemed to be operating at the top level. He felt terribly strong, but at the same time, the temperature was also quite high.

"Warning the anchor not to play badly?"

"My show is just lousy! Super moderators, get out of my live studio!"

"Ba, I want to sleep on your skin and eat your flesh, Ba!!"

Super Admin: “…”

This is the first time I have seen such an arrogant and domineering anchor.

To block or not to block?

Looking at the more than 200,000 VIP guests in the live broadcast room and the barrage of comments that was so dense that it even caused lag, the super administrator hesitated for a moment and silently chose to exit the live broadcast room.

[The anchor has gone crazy! ]

Seeing this, the haters and the people who were just having fun had a collective climax.

gsl also felt that this kid's fighting ability was a little too terrifying.

"This guy is full of shit. He likes to put pressure on his teammates. So let's lose. I have higher points than him. It's not like I can't afford to lose. At worst, I can win it back in the next game." Although his voice was getting smaller and smaller, Brother Ba still said stubbornly, "I don't care whether I win or lose."

[83 points, is that 3 points higher than Ren Yishen? ]

[Others are losing every SVP game, how come you only play one SVP game in a week? ]

[How can you say that? It's been a month since I last had one!]

After 15 minutes, Akali, who was already 14-0 in the entire game, surrendered on time.

Seeing that it was Akali who initiated the fight, the two brothers in the bottom lane chose "Yes". However, the jungler Lee Sin wanted to take the points, so he secretly clicked "No" and at the same time kindly advised, "Master, don't be so mean about the points."

As a result, the message he sent was blocked before it even lasted 0.1 second.

All kinds of text bombardments rained down on Brother Ba like a Gatling gun.

When it really came to the moment to surrender, Brother Ba didn't really want to lose points. In front of a large number of viewers in the live broadcast room, the old guy secretly chose "No", which caused the screen in the live broadcast room to be filled with question marks.

"Why lose when you can win?" he said reasonably.

[What does winning or losing this game have to do with you? 】

[Why would you lose the next second when you were so confident in the last second? It's really a ÷! ]

[Are you willing to let your parents be humiliated for the sake of your love? ]

【The name Tyrant Maggot is not given for nothing. 】

[You want your dad to take you to bed, but you also want to complain to your dad that you are not happy with your game. Is there a person sitting in front of the computer? ]

Netizens are in a mess.

"Are you still going to order?" Lu Yi was surprised. He knew who did it with his feet. "Are you ordering secretly to torture your teammates?"

"A frown on his face, lava monster!"

"Your neck is crooked, your teammate deserves it!"

"Enter the game and your parents will suffer!"

"When you close your eyes, smoke will come out of your ancestral graves!"

"Game over, happy family!"

"I want to rid the people of this evil!! Tyrant!!"

[It's too bloody.]

[His talent is about to overflow my screen. ]

[The level of rhyme is so high that even the top scorer in liberal arts would be ashamed of himself. ]

【Are you going to take the postdoc exam? My friend! 】

Netizens were stunned.

finally.

Tyrant suffered from the output for a full 20 minutes. After Lu Yi led the team to destroy the enemy's mid-lane highland tower with a score of 19-0, four of his team voted in favor of surrendering.

When he saw that he had been deducted 24 points at the end of the game, Brother Ba was so heartbroken that he closed his eyes. He felt that the points he lost were almost killing him. Seeing his final record of 0-10, he felt even worse.

"What a crappy script. It's going to fall back to Diamond I soon."

Become stronger!

He wants to spend more money to buy more powerful scripts to become stronger and impress everyone!

……

The game ended in failure.

In the live broadcast room, a series of gift special effects appeared on the screen.

"Just because you don't bring Ba÷lie, I'll give you the whole Tiger Fang No. 1!"

“I had a blast watching this live broadcast.”

"The streamer's performance is really attractive. He got 20 kills in 19 minutes, and even damaged the Tyrant Maggot to such an extent that even the horse couldn't recognize it. How did he do that?"

"He's strong and talkative. I really like watching his live broadcast."

The viewers shouted that the show was going to be at its best.

Perhaps it was because he had not responded to gsl for too long, and now gsl's voice of blasphemy against God had gradually faded. When Lu Yi saw this, he felt that this was not acceptable, just as he was thanking the rich man for the large gift.

The pleasant reminder sound of the system came in my mind at the same time:
【Ding dong! 】

[The game is over, the normal roulette wheel is triggered, and the rewards are being drawn...]

Oh huh? !
The first live broadcast revealed the lucky draw directly?

Double happiness!!

[Ding, congratulations to the host, you have obtained the ability [Centaurs kick my mouse away]! ]

what? ?

Lu Yi was a little confused.

[Centaur kicks my mouse away]: After you are knocked back by Centaur's E, your mouse pointer will always naturally attach to the enemy hero.

"???"

When he saw this detailed effect, his brain froze for a moment.

It may not make sense at first, but if you think about it, isn't this unscripted behavior?
Although it may have unexpected effects in certain specific situations, in fact, for professional players, this thing is completely meaningless, especially when the trigger condition is to be knocked back by Centaur's E, it is even more useless.

"Fuck, it must be that Ba÷ affected my luck in the lottery!"

He gradually cooled down.

I got up and washed my hands, and when I came back I opened the synthesis system and selected two entries.

[If you don't abandon me, I will worship you as my adoptive father] + [The horse kicked my mouse away]

Fusion!

start up! !
……

 I beg for monthly support.

  
 
(End of this chapter)