Chapter 10 "I'm Not a Dog God" premiered on Huya and became extremely popular!
【Hello, fans of God Wow. 】
【I miss you guys so much after not seeing you for a day! 】
[I am YiGod, the 396th player of League of Legends. I will start broadcasting in Huya's 8th live broadcast room at 4396 o'clock tonight. GSL can click the link below to reserve a front row seat in advance. ]
[Recently I have heard that many haters are slandering the lofty God in my heart. I will clear God's name in the live broadcast room tonight! ]
【Some people say that God is empty.】
[What I want to say is: Is it possible for me to not know whether God is empty or not? I have been a fan of the real God for three years, my game account was blocked, and my parents died because of my fandom. If there is no empty God, fans like me are destined to be homeless. I beg you haters to stop bashing the empty God, okay? I really don’t want to be without an idol, please!!]
[If you also feel unfair for God, then at 4396 o'clock tonight, I will be waiting for you in Huya Live Room to tell you about the grievances deep in your heart. ]
【…】
With the publication of a new short essay, Lu Yi himself felt that he was very talented.
Click to send!
In a short period of time, countless replies came one after another.
[It’s only been half a day, and a new essay has been published? ]
[Hahahaha, you are a 'fan of God', you want to make me die of laughter so that you can inherit my Huabei, right? ]
[I wrote this for you. Isn't it a pure real-life version of "I'm Not a Dog God"? He... is really awesome!! ]
[Is it okay if your account is blocked and your parents are dead? I laughed so hard. 】
[What virtue and ability does the God of the Void have? You still ask us not to slander the God of the Void. I am just saying, don’t you feel embarrassed when you say this? ]
[May I ask who is the real God? ]
[The gsl army will arrive at the battlefield in 3 seconds! ]
【…】
Countless little black fans burst out laughing in front of the screen when they saw this brilliant little essay, and exclaimed that it was so talented.
But what shocked everyone was that this guy actually dared to start a live broadcast, and even invited gsl to watch it in the front row with great fanfare?
Is it true that you become more courageous and fearless of all obstacles as you face more setbacks?
"He doesn't care about his life!" Everyone was so amused that they were numb to it.
Countless gsl troops arrived, but when they saw this "true feeling" essay, they were all numb.
"It's really just two short essays a day, and they're never the same. You don't have any creative bottlenecks, right?"
A leader of God’s haters, under the banner of speaking for God, indignantly appealed to netizens on the Internet to stop bashing God?
The gsl's were so angry that they started cursing, but when they typed a long string of text to prepare a reply, they were embarrassed to find out, oh no, this guy had taken all their lines.
【÷生啊! !】
[You still dare to broadcast live? If you dare, don’t run away tonight! ]
While countless gsl troops were venting crazily in the comment section, they all ran to the Huya live broadcast room with their anger filled, and started communicating in real time.
In the room with a black screen, the live broadcast has not yet started, but the barrage of comments is already noisy.
In just half an hour, the number of VIPs online has exceeded an astonishing 20000+
Some of the people who were having fun were shocked at the time.
[Good brother, you can be a black man, but don’t try to make money! ]
[Is this guy really going to be a black celebrity? 】
[I give him a thumbs up when I see him display his talent, but if you tell me that he has earned Yuanzi, that would be more painful than killing me! ]
The composition of the barrage area is complex.
GSL made a big fuss, Xiao Heizi outputed crazily, and the people who had fun were also gritting their teeth.
The horrific traffic shocked the super-administrator lady in charge of the platform. She couldn't help but sigh, "How much psychological stress resistance does it take to withstand such a scene? I hope he can start the show normally tonight!"
But I dare not run away because of the pressure, otherwise I will make a fool of myself.
Everyone knows that Huya is destined to be very lively tonight.
Because God’s broadcast time also happens to be at eight o’clock in the evening.
Lu Yi was secretly peeking at the screen, and saw countless gsl occupying his Weibo comment area and the live broadcast room that had not yet started. He immediately felt relieved, and after checking the live broadcast equipment, he saw that it was already eight o'clock in the evening, and Lu Yi started the broadcast on time.
"Hello brothers, here I come!"
It was his first live broadcast, and Lu Yi greeted everyone enthusiastically.
【You come on, your horse! 】
【Yi÷!】
[I wish I could peel off your skin! ]
The gsl's mouths were all filled with honey and they were so enthusiastic.
The barrage is simply unbearable to watch.
This horrifying noise frightened even the people who were having fun.
"Thank you all for coming from afar to support me. Ten minutes before the show starts, I feel I need to talk to you guys about my inner thoughts." Lu Yi said with a relaxed look, "As the saying goes, everyone in the world is a fan of God, and everyone in the land is a minister of God. You and I met here because we love and respect God, so we are all brothers!"
"Stop spamming those little haters in the barrage. What do you mean by go to God's live broadcast room and God will treat you as running dogs? The host really said it here. Even if God treats his family members as running dogs, I am also a God. If you come to my live broadcast room, I will sincerely treat you as a brother!"
"If you don't believe me, let's see what happens!"
Kuroko:"???"
Didn't we say something? Are you making comments here? ?
"Who the hell is your brother!" gsl.
Fun people: "Yishen is also a god, I really couldn't hold it back, hahahaha!"
The three forces all depend on temperament.
After a brief chat, Lu Yi began to rank normally.
When Uzi started broadcasting next door and faced the screen full of complaints from the white players, he secretly used his mobile phone to enter Lu Yi's live broadcast room and watched the screen for two minutes. Seeing that his fans had inherited his unique skills and were putting crazy pressure on the anchor, he felt relieved immediately.
"Yes, let's do it this way. I want to see how long he can last!"
Shen turned off the live broadcast and started the ranking in a good mood.
And here is Lu Yi.
When in the queue, gsl's barrage directly said that the whole screen was baptized without stopping for a moment.
[The results have been checked, the Super Master is 80 points, and yesterday there was another big defeat, from the Grand Master 580 points to only a fraction left, which is really amazing. ]
[Why do you want to do a live broadcast if you are so bad at it? 】
[You are harming your teammates even after entering the game. Can you do something positive? For example, cancel your account! ]
[Playing on the Chinese server is like this. After leaving SN and getting a super account in the Korean server, your true colors are exposed instantly, right? The God can easily be the C with one hand in the top of the canyon, and you still want to touch my God, where do you get the face? 】
Lu Yi glanced at him and said frankly without avoiding the question: "To be honest, the anchor is indeed not qualified to touch the God of Ci Er!"
gsl is happy. Can it not withstand the pressure and give in to them?
"After going 0-7 in the Canyon of Gods and taking a shower, his account was banned for 72 hours. I am the first one to recognize his strength!" Lu Yi gave a fair evaluation, "I reported it!"
"Excuse me, is reporting the gods and sending them heads off, and getting rid of harm for the people considered positive energy?"
【? ? ? 】
【Oh, no! 】
[Fuck me!!]
gsl became famous at that time.
Xiao Heizi was even more excited, "Hahaha, the account is blocked for 72 hours, is your report okay?"
“This anchor understands positive energy!”
The barrage of comments filled the screen.
At this time, the match has been found.
What Lu Yi didn't expect was that this time he actually met the famous Brother Ba.
The opponent immediately locked onto his signature Gnoll.
Thinking that this was his first live broadcast, Lu Yi decided to use Akali, one of his special skills, to entertain his family.
Top: [Desert Reaper] vs [Imperial Enemy]
Jungle: [Blind Monk] vs [Shadow of War] Mid: [Rogue Thorn] vs [Twisted Fate]
ADC: Ezreal vs. Retribution
Support: [Apocalypse] vs [Smelting Iron Girl]
"Hey, this mid laner looks familiar." Brother Ba, who was live streaming, noticed the ID of his own mid laner, and he suddenly realized, "It's the recently popular losing streak brother Yi÷."
"I know this guy, he's a wimp, he's lost 17 games in a row, the host couldn't have lost 17 games in a row even if he used his feet. He also picked two idiots in the bottom lane, so the host will probably have to make a move this time!"
He is very confident.
The old fans in the live broadcast room thought they had heard it wrong, and couldn't believe it, "Ba Chong said he wants C?"
"Jungler, gank top, we'll win!" After entering the game, Brother Ba couldn't wait to type to his teammates, and at the same time clicked on the mid laner, "Hold the middle lane steady and don't give the opponent away, this game will take you down!"
The jungler said nothing.
However, when Lu Yi saw the ID Huya and Ba Ge, he immediately felt disgusted.
"Is Tyrant Maggot open now? Why are you talking so tough?"
A maggot anchor threatened to take himself down?
[Very aggressive.]
[This maggot's scream makes me feel so good, hahaha. 】
[Pure passerby, as long as you are Black Tyrant Maggot, then we are brothers! ]
【The Tyrant Maggot needs to be the C, which is as significant as winning the North American championship. 】
"No, why is this mid laner so foul-mouthed?" Brother Ba was displeased when he heard this. "No wonder he fell from Grandmaster after 17 consecutive losses. There must be a reason for it!"
But I was also surprised.
How does this guy know that he opened it?
It must be a coincidence!
Both sides started the game normally. It is worth mentioning that the opposing mid laner was actually the 'Wuhu God'. He took out his unique card, the Card, and was also making bold statements to the audience when he started laning.
"This anchor is definitely the C one."
As the laning phase began, the mid laners on both sides tested each other.
"Oh my, there's something about Akali's positioning."
"But it's okay, I have long arms, I can just click on this Akali."
"He's disabled. I have a chance to kill him alone. This is the wave. I'm going to attack my brothers and make a fool of myself!!"
Fristblood! (first drop of blood!)
[My Yao this Ji has no use (Stray Thorn) killed Tiger Fang and Wuhu God (Card Master)! ! ]
"Hey, the damage was a little off, and he killed me!"
"But it's okay. The host can TP out after resurrecting here. Although he made a profit, I only suffered a small loss. We can still fight!"
Wuhu God's pig nose operation attracted many ridicules from netizens in the live broadcast room, and the three words "making a fool of oneself" were flooded on the screen crazily.
Some people also reminded him, "The opponent is a professional player after all. I have watched his games. He is good at playing Akali. He can play with any top-notch mid laner. It's easy for him to bully a small anchor like you."
Seeing this, Wuhu God also felt that he should be respected.
Wait a while and see what he says.
The good news is that 10 seconds after I gave away the first blood, my own top laner killed the opponent!!
"Brother Ba, he will die." Wuhu Shen just discovered the ID of the opponent's top laner and joked, "In this case, I will hide and our Rambo will take over the game in 15 minutes. The opponent is a professional player, so there is nothing wrong with the anchor being steady here."
"Hey, I can't beat him at all. If the jungler doesn't come to help me catch Rambo, how can I beat him with my dog head?" Brother Ba saw that his script didn't work and he couldn't even twist Rambo's harpoon. He was so angry that he pinged the jungler, "Help!"
[The jungler just finished clearing the red for 5 seconds. ]
[At the beginning of the game, I told the mid laner not to give up, but I ended up giving warmth to the opponent first. 】
【Classic monster jungle. 】
Only 30 seconds later, after resurrecting, Brother Ba TPed to the defense tower and forced his way up, but was killed by Rambo again.
Less than three minutes into the game, they were 0-2!
"The opponent is out of shape, doesn't he know how to come?" After the death, he angrily blamed: "All he knows is to farm. Look at what the other team's jungler is doing!"
The voice just fell.
Wuhu Shen cooperated with Centaur and launched a tower dive in the middle lane.
Because Akali deliberately controlled the minion line in front of the tower, and Card was stunned by the yellow card, Centaur kicked in under the tower without hesitation using E.
At the critical moment, Akali reached level 4. Because Centaur had sprint but no flash, he could not flash through the wall in time, and Card's damage was insufficient. As a result, with the cooperation of the defense tower, Akali used flash to increase the operating space and finally completed the extreme counter-kill!
Doublekill! (Double kill!)
【killingSpree (killing spree)! 】
Akali took the lead 3-0 and killed a lot of enemies!!
"Oh, this Akali is too slippery. What do you think when she upgrades?" Wuhu Shen was very annoyed.
The jungler was also annoyed, "We shouldn't have crossed this wave."
When Tyrant Maggot saw this, his face was immediately filled with embarrassment.
[Other people's junglers are being manipulated. 】
[At the beginning, I told the mid laner not to give up, but in less than four minutes, Clockwork King led 3-0, Tyrant Maggot led 0-2! ]
[Bastard, I'm a jerk! ]
"No, this time the mid laner was just lucky and upgraded at the critical moment, otherwise he wouldn't be able to kill any one. The other team's jungler was at least doing something, but our jungler was just brushing the jungle the whole time. These teammates are so stupid." Brother Ba said stubbornly when he saw that he was being slapped in the face.
In order to save face, Brother Ba secretly turned on a 'pointer adsorption' function, and decided to work hard quietly and give these black fans a slap in the face.
【666! 】
【There's something about this operation. 】
[Akali is really good, how can she lose 17 games in a row at this level? ]
【I don’t understand! 】
[A wave of ordinary operations has become popular? 】
[Don't you understand how someone was lucky enough to level up to level 4 and then had to do some stupid operations to save his life? It's really a fool's luck. 】
There were quite a few netizens who posted 6 in the barrage.
But gsl's mouth is comparable to that of Tyrant Maggot.
"The next step is the slaughtering phase. Brothers, who do you want to see me kill? Let's start ordering food!" Lu Yi said in a good mood.
He returned to the fountain with the extra money from three kills. When he went out again, he had already taken out the Killing Ring and Magic Penetration Shoes, and even an extra pornographic book. He was far ahead in terms of economy.
"Some people are asking why you don't go and push the stick together first. Don't you understand this?"
"In fact, the most important equipment for the hero Akali is magic penetration shoes. Of course, if the talent is 'Swift Footwork', you can focus on output first, because the movement speed attribute is the key to Akali's ability to roam the field."
"I'm carrying Electrocute this time, and I'm looking for burst, so the benefits of strong early-game tactics are not as high as those of magic penetration shoes."
While explaining.
Lu Yi also put it into practice in front of more than 100000 people online in the live broadcast room.
Relying on the 45 points of extra movement speed provided by the magic penetration shoes, he only needs to pull slightly. He doesn't even need to activate W to gain acceleration. He can directly find a good angle and Q to the Card at the maximum distance. Because he is at the edge of the circle, he can activate W to gain acceleration while pulling the passive skill in seconds, go up to strengthen the basic attack and then use the QE combo. He even uses the second stage of E to offset the control of the Card's yellow card.
Cooperate with ignition.
It was so easy to kill a single person at level 5!!
【RamPage(Rampage)! ! 】
"Fuck, this is impossible." Wuhu Shen exclaimed that the damage was too high, and was surprised, "This guy is so good at details, how come he can lose 17 games in a row?"
Fans were also surprised and went to check the results.
After a glance, he was even more surprised, "SVP every time, even if this guy loses in a row, his operation is still valuable!"
The audience in Lu Yi's live broadcast room were also surprised that this kid could easily complete a solo kill while explaining. Although his opponent was Wuhu God, he was also a veteran after all and would not be toyed with by Yi like this.
Many people who like to have fun and many haters gave it a 6.
……
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