Chapter 78 Waiter (Very Loud)
Jiang Yushu seemed to sense that someone came in.
He made room for someone but didn't expect the figure coming in would go straight behind him. Just when he realized something was wrong, he was already blocked by someone on the left and right.
Something hard and cool pressed against his lower back.
"Don't move."
Jiang Yushu: “(ΩДΩ)!!!”
"I won't move. Brothers, calm down. I didn't see your faces. I closed my eyes. If you want money, take it. Don't hurt me."
"It's free. Come out to eat with us."
Ah? ? ?
Not rape?
You guys really have no taste at all. Even at this point, Yao Lexuan, Song Ran, and at the very least Jiang Tengcheng, are all prettier than me.
There are only two of them.
Jiang Yushu was about to cry and shook her head vigorously.
I subconsciously reached behind me for my phone, trying to block it.
Xu Kun was stunned for a moment and said, "You have hemorrhoids?"
"Brother, I'll treat you to whatever you want to eat, don't treat me as a dish."
Xu Kun: “…”
Li Xianyu: “…”
Seeing the little girl Jiang Yushu, she was so scared by these two bastards that she didn't know which way to go.
The agent said helplessly.
"Brother Kun, what are you doing?"
what?
It’s better not to speak.
As soon as she spoke, Jiang Yushu could no longer hold back.
"You two know each other? No, Sister Xu, you are a girl, how can you be together with so many people?"
"Please let me go, I have prostatitis, and recently I have hemorrhoids and itchy mouth ulcers, I also have nosebleeds, and I also have psoriasis... woo woo woo"
The agent panicked and quickly covered Jiang Yushu's mouth.
No, compared with her character, Jiang Yushu’s reality is obviously more abnormal. She often goes crazy and tells everything.
Besides, I'm already forty years old, what can I do to you?
Li Xianyu turned his head and smiled.
"Nothing, let's go out for dinner."
Jiang Yushu was about to cry, tears streaming from the corners of her eyes.
I really want to say that you are really hungry. You guys are still not letting me go even though I have so many problems.
Seeing Jiang Yushu was silent.
The agent subconsciously let go.
Jiang Yushu let tears fall from the corners of her eyes as if she had accepted her fate.
"Well, can you come one by one? My hemorrhoids really can't be used as food..."
Silence. Deathly silence.
Feel the coldness behind you disappear.
Jiang Yushu subconsciously turned her head to look, and found that it was Xu Kun and Li Xianyu. Her expression suddenly changed.
"No, you two are dogs!"
"It's fine if you scare people in the middle of the night, but you chase people to get hemorrhoids?"
Li Xianyu and Xu Kun looked at each other and were speechless.
I just wanted to make a joke, but I didn't expect so many interesting things to explode.
Jiang Yusu is indeed a little abnormal.
Li Xianyu shook his head vigorously.
"Oh no, it's Brother Kun. He has some special hobbies."
Xu Kun: “…”
Jiang Yushu couldn't bear it any longer, so she clenched her fists and was ready to show the two people what military boxing was.
Up and down, left and right, baba.
In a few seconds, the elevator arrived at the destination.
An exaggerated punch was thrown towards Li Xianyu's face.
Ding.
The elevator door opens.
Footsteps were heard and Jiang Yushu's wrist was grabbed.
He subconsciously tilted his head to look, and met Song Ran's cold eyes.
"What are you going to do?"
Song Ran's voice was cold, but Jiang Yusu felt strongly threatened.
It was as if he would be thrown out in the next moment.
"Empress Song..."
Li Xianyu took a step and hid behind Song Ran.
"Boss, she wants to bully me."
Looking at Li Xianyu's weak appearance, Jiang Yushu felt like vomiting blood due to anger.
Damn it, I'm the one being played.
In the end, you are the one who is wronged, and I am the one who should be beaten?
But jokes are jokes. It was soon explained.
"Boss, we're going out to eat, wanna come together?"
"No, I have something else to do. Is the money enough?"
"No, no, we'll eat at Brother Kun's big house."
Xu Kun: “…”
What's with this feeling of déjà vu of my son leaving home?
Besides, I'm the only one who complains?
Li Xianyu put the things in the hotel and followed the two of them to a nearby restaurant. Jiang Yusu was silent along the way.
The look in his eyes as he stared at the two of them was full of resentment.
With Queen Song backing her up, Jiang Yushu didn't dare lose her temper, but since she had lost such a big person, she was not allowed to lose her temper.
Li Xianyu handed the menu to Xu Kun and turned to look at Jiang Yusu.
"You're still angry. How about I order you some soup later?"
Jiang Yushu turned her head away.
"I'm not hungry. I'm not like you. I don't need to manage my body."
In the entertainment industry, it is okay for male artists to manage their body shape, but it is very demanding for female artists to manage their body shape. Some even go so far as to have their chests sticking to their backs and they still have to wear tube tops.
"That would be a shame."
Li Xianyu took the menu and ordered a few dishes.
After all, the portions in the south are smaller. In the north, three people have two dishes, and if you are entertaining guests, you have four dishes and then take them away.
In the south, you need to order more.
"Speaking of which, Yushu, the show is over, why are you here all of a sudden?"
"Sister Yao invited me to watch the game. Who would have thought that I would meet you two..."
Speaking of this, Jiang Yusu became a little angry.
Li Xianyu poured a cup of tea at the right time and said as he went along.
"Since we are the audience, why don't you drink something to relieve your fatigue?"
Xu Kun's eyes lit up, he looked at Jiang Yushu and shook his head slightly.
"Forget it, Yushu is a girl."
"No, who are you looking down on? I'm from Hailar. Do you know what Hailar's Altan Bagan is?"
Jiang Yushu slammed the table and said angrily.
"Come on, serve some white wine. Today I will make sure you two drink enough to lie down on the stage."
Li Xianyu waved his hand and laughed.
"Stop it. With your appetite, the dog at the table will ask you to eat more."
After all, there are videos online.
After drinking a bottle of beer, Jiang Yushu hugged the telephone pole and said that his legs were so long and he really wanted to fall in love.
"Six beers."
Xu Kun waved his hand.
"Do you need some white wine?" asked the waiter.
Just as Xu Kun was about to refuse, Jiang Yushu couldn't hold it in anymore and said.
"Come, the most expensive one!"
"Well, have a bottle first."
To be honest, it was quite powerful, but it started to soften in the latter part.
Xu Kun and Li Xianyu looked at each other and smiled helplessly.
If you didn’t know, you would have thought we were going to sing a toast song.
Looking at the two of them, Jiang Yushu couldn't hold it back anymore.
"No, what are you laughing at? One bottle is enough for everyone. Bring me another one, one bottle for each person!"
Xu Kun held his forehead with his hand helplessly.
I seriously suspect that this little girl was scared crazy.
Although it's not normal to say it normally.
At this moment, the two of them would have to find a car to carry this guy back. It would be bad if Jiang Yushu got drunk and acted crazy and was photographed.
However, with this little bit of wine, there shouldn't be any problem.
Soon, the waiter put the white wine and beer on the table, and brought up the side dishes.
Jiang Yusu looked at the bottle of white wine weighing a kilogram in front of her and suddenly felt a little scared.
I guess if I drink so much, I will vomit all night.
"Waiter, can you give me a 2-liang one?"
Looking at Jiang Yushu's embarrassing look.
Xu Kun covered his face and waved his hands, signaling the waiter to leave quickly.
Jiang Yushu was a little anxious.
"Hey, hey, don't go."
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