Chapter 46: The mop is stained with s, if Lu Bu is alive, if he brings liao, Zhang Fei will roar!
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The camera lens fell to the ground with a crisp sound.

Somehow, the scene fell into silence.

The cameraman was the first to react and fell to the ground.

"Oh my god!"

Li Xianyu pointed at his eldest brother and spoke.

"It's over, it's over. You're done. This camera cost over 400,000 yuan, and that slap in the face also recorded your own death for more than ten years."

These words sobered up the eldest brother and his eyes widened.

"No, this thing is worth more than 400,000 yuan?"

Li Xianyu shrugged helplessly.

"It must be over 40. This is a live broadcast with tens of thousands of people watching. You can't even run away, brother."

The eldest brother was also panicking at this time.

He glanced at Song Ran and took a few steps back.

"It's a scam, you must be a scam. I downloaded the anti-fraud app, and you still want to scam me..."

That being said, the terrifying momentum is no longer there.

Those few steps back felt more like running away.

Li Xianyu glanced at the cameraman who was squatting on the ground picking up debris, and felt that the man was about to break into pieces.

For a photographer, the camera is more important than the real camera.

Especially this top camera.

Li Xianyu turned his head and continued to smile harmlessly.

"Brother, are you going to run away? You don't have any money, do you?"

“I still have to pay to listen to my boss sing?”

Drunk brothers usually act like cowards.

I couldn't bear it anymore after hearing this and said immediately.

"Who doesn't have money? You are the one who is committing fraud."

Li Xianyu looked sarcastic and pursed his lips.

"You have money, so why do you want to run away?"

"If you are poor, you play with cars; if you are rich, you play with watches; if you don't have money, you can be a guide. Every second of comfort is a second of comfort. It's wrong for you to come out and cause trouble."

As soon as these words were spoken, the eldest brother became angry.

Before he could open his mouth, the cameraman had already stood up, his eyes bloodshot, staring at the eldest brother.

"I have to kill you today."

He turned his head and looked around, and just happened to see the mop next to the toilet. He immediately stepped forward, picked it up, and waved it towards his brother.

The eldest brother's pupils suddenly shrank, he no longer staggered when he walked, his speech became clear, and his cloudy eyes clearly flashed with fear and disbelief.

"No, what are you going to do?!!!"

The cameraman's eyes turned red.

He was holding a black mop with a large Band-Aid on it.

The eldest brother took a deep breath, turned around and ran away.

You often walk by the river without getting your shoes wet.

But such things happened due to this little bit of wine?
The cameraman waved the mop, and something unknown on it flew onto the big brother's bald head.

The eldest brother, who had only run two steps, subconsciously touched the back of his head.

People are very strange. They have to smell something, whether it smells good or not.

The eldest brother was the same, and his face turned green immediately.

"Ugh~ I'll pay, ugh~ Isn't it enough for me to pay? Don't come over here, don't come over here!"

But the cameraman didn't listen and just chased after him.

Li Xianyu sat next to Song Ran, pointed the camera at the two of them, and began to explain.

"He chases, he flees, he can't escape even if he has wings."

"For a long time, there has been a rumor in the martial arts world that there is a kind of magic weapon. Although it is not as sharp as a sword, it makes the enemy tremble. Although it is not as powerful as a spear, it makes the opponent tremble with fear."

"This magical weapon can defeat Zhao Zilong in a one-on-one fight and break the Three Brothers' Oath of Brotherhood in a group fight. Yes, it is the Golden Juice Mada."

"Our cameraman got a magic weapon. As the saying goes, if Lu Bu were alive, Zhang Fei would roar, and the cameraman would be furious and take the enemy's head directly..."

Li Xianyu explained with great enthusiasm.

It was a pretty disgusting thing.

Song Ran had a disgusted expression on her face, but when she saw Li Xianyu's excitement, she couldn't help but smile. Li Xianyu continued.

"You can see that the one wearing a black short-sleeved shirt and practicing for two and a half minutes is the longbowman, and the one wearing work clothes is the cameraman."

"At the moment, Big Brother has no intention of fighting, but the cameraman seized the opportunity and thrust forward with his spear, throwing all of his blood... no, even the soup and water, onto Big Brother..."

Li Xianyu's mouth became dry as he spoke.

But to be honest, this is the first time I've seen Lu Bu in all these years.

The only voice at the scene was the cameraman's shouting.

The eldest brother didn't dare to curse or shout anymore.

The viewers in the live broadcast room also became excited.

"Eh, that's disgusting!"

"Don't mention it. Li Xianyu must have had some kind of job before. He must have been a storyteller under the bridge!"

"I was just about to ask my brothers to come over and rescue me, but now I see... um, no need."

"This guy has been on the news. He seems a little bit mentally ill."

"It's best not to use it in actual combat, like a weapon of peace, and agree not to use it, otherwise the whole city will be covered in golden armor."

"Shit, if this happens to me, we'll have to fight to the death. So, if Big Brother keeps running like this, won't he give Little Brother an attack speed boost?"

When the viewers are chatting in the live broadcast room.

Li Xianyu had already turned on his cell phone and called the police.

And the eldest brother was also getting anxious because of the pursuit.

Don’t dare to look back, and don’t dare to take action?
He reached down to his waist, and a shiny silver knife appeared. He rushed towards Song Ran with bloodshot eyes.

"I'm so sick today... I have to find someone to take the blame for me, yue~"

Li Xianyu handed the camera to Song Ran.

"Boss, get behind me and leave this to me."

Li Xianyu showed no fear and took a step forward.

After looking around and not finding anything useful, he took off his coat and tied it around his hands.

Song Ran's pupils suddenly shrank.

"Be careful, this won't work..."

He wanted to reach out and hold Li Xianyu, but was afraid of disturbing Li Xianyu.

As he spoke, the man had already rushed in front of him.

Li Xianyu threw his coat without hesitation and hit his brother's face.

My brother's head was already wet, and now he couldn't see anything.

Li Xianyu seized the opportunity and kicked his elder brother in the calf, knocking him to the ground and stepping on his right hand.

Those who often engage in roadside fights know that there are several rules.

He has a thick neck and a big butt, so he must never be physically active.

If you want to avoid getting injured, kick your calf. The tibia is densely covered with blood vessels and nerves. If it is too serious, you will feel pain when walking for half a year.

When facing someone with a bladed weapon, run if you can, and fight again if you can't. At this time, a stick or something else is more powerful than a knife.

As for being beaten up...

Good luck to yourself.

At this time, the cameraman's eyes also turned red. He took the mop and put it on the big brother's face, and the sound of vomiting could be heard continuously.

At this time, the official car also arrived quickly.

After all, this concerns the reputation of a city. If only property is damaged, everyone from top to bottom will be punished, not to mention if people are injured.

If someone is hurt, the superiors and superiors above them will be held accountable.

My brother's trick has made the local tourism bureau waste a year's work.

Song Ran also hurried out, looked Li Xianyu up and down with worried eyes, and held Li Xianyu's hand.

His fingers were cold and trembling slightly.

That nervous look made Li Xianyu a little confused.

It was as if in Song Ran's eyes, he was a treasure.

Li Xianyu felt a little embarrassed when seeing this.

Li Xianyu spoke carefully to remind him.

"Well, boss, I'm fine, but if you keep watching like this, I'm going to be stabbed to death by the envious and jealous eyes of the viewers in the live broadcast room."

　I suddenly thought of this plot.
　　
　
(End of this chapter)