Chapter 30: Bringing the boss to fry cow dung, and frying 1

Chapter 30: Blowing up cow dung with the boss, and getting covered in it

"Okay, I'll take you to buy them all."

As she spoke, Song Ran pinched the chubby boy's face.

Pull Li Xianyu up from the ground.

I took the child to the nearest store.

There are no more fireworks, only firecrackers are left.

In comparison, firecrackers are safer and provide enough reaction time to prevent children from getting hurt.

"Boss, are you paying?"

Li Xianyu turned his head with a pitiful look in his eyes.

"I've been in the business for so long, and I've only made a little over a hundred, boss..."

"I'll pay."

"okay."

Li Xianyu waved his hand.

"Boss, give me a firecracker, three packs of instant noodles, three packs of spicy noodles, and three packs of fish!"

The two younger brothers’ eyes suddenly lit up.

The kids didn’t have much money, and a box of firecrackers cost one dollar, and there were ten in a box. They didn’t usually play with so many.

They were both very excited.

Watching Li Xianyu take the firecracker.

The three of them separated on the spot.

"You get one box, he gets one box, and I get one box. Give the extra box to this sister. She paid for it."

Song Ran took a glance and felt a lot more comfortable.

And I know I pay.

The two children were also very happy and patted Li Xianyu on the shoulders.

"Brother, come on, I'll take you to the secret base and we'll go eat."

"Okay!"

You know, the man had no resistance to the words "secret base" and ran away with the two children.

Song Ran was stunned by what she saw.

I thought the child was brave and followed strangers.

Now I think that Li Xianyu is very bold and is not afraid of being abducted.

Song Ran hurriedly chased after them, and following the three of them, turning left and right, she found a shabby little shed on the beach.

It's leaky everywhere, but it can keep out the rain.

The three of them happily gathered together to eat snacks.

Li Xianyu found some firewood, gathered together and started a small flame, found a clean branch, put some spicy strips on and started roasting them.

"Let me tell you, spicy noodles taste better after being grilled. They are crispy."

The two children followed suit and started grilling too.

Song Ran also found a rock to sit down on, fiddling with the firecrackers in her hand, feeling a little curious.

"Xianyu, is this fun?"

"It's fun, of course it's fun."

The two kids' faces were covered in oil from eating spicy noodles.

He is much more fawning towards the financial sponsor than Li Xianyu.

"Sister, let me tell you, it's more fun to have more firecrackers."

"Yes, yes, I'll take my sister to play."

He said, leading the way.

Led by the kid, the two of them quickly found a large pile of cow dung.

The viewers in the live broadcast room were stunned when they saw this scene.

"No, Li Xianyu, if you want to bring the Queen to blow up cow dung, I bet I won't let you go."

"The key is that Li Xianyu looks eager to try."

"Don't learn from me. When I was a kid, I blew up a manure pit and ended up collapsing the toilet and half of the mud house. I was almost beaten to death."

“Without cow dung, firecrackers are soulless.”

Many viewers already know what Li Xianyu did.

But Song Ran looked at Li Xianyu with curiosity.

"What is this for?"

"Explode cow dung, let's see who can blast the highest."

Song Ran: "..."

Boys' happiness is so disgusting.

But why do I feel so excited?

"This requires skill. Old cow dung is blasted high, and new cow dung is blasted wide."

As he said that, the little fat boy wiped his nose, held a spicy strip in his mouth, poked the firecracker into the cow dung, and lit the firecracker.

Li Xianyu also pulled Song Ran back.

With a snap, a hole exploded in the cow dung.

"It's my turn, it's my turn."

The tall and thin kid immediately came forward.

But what he chose was to put on a dozen firecrackers.

Form a circle, so that when the first one explodes, the others will almost explode as well.

Li Xianyu was about to stop him, but the young man had already ordered. Li Xianyu thought to himself that this was not good, so he grabbed Song Ran.

He immediately hid behind the cameraman.

The cameraman didn't realize the seriousness of the problem and was still grinning.

The little fat boy laughed.

"Brother, you are so timid."

"Yes, yes, what are you afraid of?"

But as the first sound rang out, like firecrackers, the others exploded one after another.

Song Ran turned her head carefully and saw flames bursting from the cow dung.

He suddenly felt something was wrong and quickly retracted his head.

Just from the sound, you can tell how powerful it is.

A large pile of cow dung immediately exploded and spread out.

That height, that level.

The cameraman also realized something was wrong and wanted to run, but Lin Yi held him tightly and blocked him.

Reaching out to protect the camera is the ultimate professional ethics.

Then, it seemed to rain.

Something is sticking to my body.

Well, it feels exactly like it just rained.

The cameraman opened his mouth and made a sharp popping sound.

Everything is settled.

The air smelled of cow dung.

The camera guy who was farther away was also making loud noises.

The two children were silent. Song Ran curiously poked her head out, only to see the two children standing there in a daze. When she turned her head, she saw that they had stopped moving.

The two children's faces were covered with cow dung.

The fat boy wiped his face and couldn't hold it in any longer, so he burst into tears.

The two brothers hugged each other and started crying.

"I'm going to get beaten when I get back."

"Me too, or I can go to your house."

"Your dad drinks at my house, no difference woo woo."

Song Ran stared at Li Xianyu and couldn't help but say.

"Xianyu, how did you manage to lead three people astray?"

Li Xianyu saw that something was wrong.

The cameraman's eyes were filled with murderous intent.

The two children hugged each other and cried bitterly.

He pulled Song Ran and ran away.

Staring at the director in the live broadcast room, he fell into silence.

No, Boss Song, are the artists you manage really serious?
Pull the boss to bully the children, and take the children to fry cow dung.

This……

But what was surprising was that the popularity in the live broadcast room soared.

The viewers in the live broadcast room burst into laughter.

"It's so true. It's so true. After I bullied the kid, I turned around and ran away. Hahahaha."

“Ahhh, Queen Song is not clean anymore. She was actually taken to fry cow dung.”

"Fortunately, Queen Song didn't have any cow dung on her body, otherwise I would really beat Li Xianyu to death."

"It turns out that when people don't want to believe in reality, they really do make a sharp popping sound."

"I laughed so hard that I was numb. The show was a blast!"

The photographer behind them saw the two people running away.

With a clean camera, I also followed.

but……

Li Xianyu panicked and turned his head.

"Brother, I was wrong. Don't come over here."

"Boss, please persuade him."

Looking at the culprit in front of him.

Song Ran couldn't help but smile, feeling the warmth coming from Li Xianyu's hand.

Although I know that the cameraman just wanted to take pictures.

But there was also a bad taste in his heart, and he said softly.

"I suggest you run quickly, or he will hug you."

Looking at Song Ran's smile, Li Xianyu couldn't help but nod.
Not to mention, when the boss smiles, there's a kind of gentleness that melts the ice in the spring breeze, which is really nice to look at. It's a pity that her character is set as a cold and aloof queen. It would be nice if we could see that more often.

After all, the camera guy at the back is carrying the equipment.

But his speed was not slow either, and he said with an anxious look on his face.

"Teacher Li Xianyu, don't run away."

"Then don't chase me."

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