Chapter 155 Hell Joke
The people hiding in the dark: "..."
No, it’s the right time and the right situation.
We thought we had sent you to hell, but you ended up telling us jokes about hell, right?
Thinking about it.
Li Xianyu continued.
"Boss, do you know what the difference is between Jesus and a photo?"
With the previous experience.
Song Ran easily guessed that this was a joke from hell.
Not only Song Ran was stunned for a moment, but several people hiding in the darkness were also stunned for a moment and began to think.
This is indeed a question worth thinking about.
Xu Kun was the first to react. Isn't this just changing the subject and waiting for time?
Immediately, he quietly moved behind the two of them.
Jiang Yushu was constantly moving around on the ground, trying to get closer to the two of them. Yao Lexuan, who was next to the sofa, was slowly moving the foam board that she had prepared long ago.
And the oversized teddy bear on the sofa.
His eyes were sparkling.
In the open kitchen, the oily green flames rose again, attracting Song Ran's attention.
Without realizing it, the two were being approached.
Xu Kun grabbed Li Xianyu's ankle, and the next moment, the big bear next to him made a hoarse sound.
"You are here."
Suddenly, the sounds of ghosts crying and wolves howling were heard all around.
Hearing the voice, Song Ran looked at Daxiong with a calm expression.
Li Xianyu acted quickly, grabbing Daxiong's shoulder with one hand and pinching the person's ankle with the other.
"Have you ever heard of Tieshankao?"
Ok?
Xu Kun trembled.
After all, among so many people present, he was the only one who knew best that Li Xianyu's fighting power was extremely terrifying.
He wanted to run away immediately, but was caught tightly.
Stuck by fate's throat.
The big bear doll next to him stood up directly.
"The local gangs are so rude."
Before I finish.
Li Xianyu made a direct move, grabbed the hand and threw Xu Kun down from behind.
Xu Kun felt his neck loosen and was about to run away.
In the dim light, I could see a huge black shadow.
"WTF?"
Boom!
The two of them crashed into each other.
Jiang Yushu, apparently unaware of the seriousness of the matter, came straight up to Song Ran, making a pale face.
The Song Ran in front of him was so calm that it was absurd.
Haven't reacted yet.
Li Xianyu attacked again, pushing Jiang Yusu down on the sofa, grabbing the leg of Daxiong next to him and hitting him.
"Still scary, still scary, still scary?"
"Is it true? Eighty, eighty."
Jiang Yushu and Li Xianyu looked at each other.
For a moment, the atmosphere was a little awkward.
The director couldn't help but shake his head when watching the situation in the video.
No, what’s going on with these two people? They are really the red descendants of the new era, right? They are not afraid at all?
Well, it seems that today's session can be said to be a failure.
Click.
As the lights in the house came on, everyone saw what was happening.
Xu Kun lay on the ground and shouted, "Ah hey, ah hey."
Jiang Yushu was pressed on the sofa, and Li Xianyu grabbed Yao Lexuan's legs and hit Jiang Yushu.
Well, very unsuccessful.
"Kunkun, I have to say that you are the best at saving face. We have to learn how to lose face."
Xu Kun turned his face away silently.
Who would have thought that you would react so quickly?
I said it was scary, but I ended up getting beaten.
Xu Kun stepped back silently.
Well, you didn't see anything.
I'll just leave quietly.
Song Ran crossed her arms, looking like she was enjoying a good show.
Several people stared at him with a faint smile on their lips. "Well, in your impression, should I cry in Li Xianyu's arms?"
Everyone: "..."
Only Yao Lexuan took off her headgear with some embarrassment.
"So, what is the difference between Jesus and a photograph?"
Everyone: "..."
Mysterious focus.
Although this link failed.
But everyone in the live broadcast room was mesmerized by the two people's actions.
"Really? Kun Kun made me cry. You should leave the same way you came, right? You are really dedicated, right?"
"Yao Lexuan, hahaha, mysterious focus."
“So what’s the difference between Jesus and a photograph?”
"A photograph only needs one nail to be nailed to the wall, but Jesus doesn't."
"So, who came up with this idea? Not only did it not work, but I also got a good beating, right?"
"It's over, I'm scared, someone, change the diaper."
"So, why aren't these two people afraid? You guys really make them look stupid."
Soon, everyone changed their clothes.
Only Xu Kun was lying on the sofa and hey, hey, hey, hey.
He looked at Yao Lexuan with resentment.
"Xuanxuan, you need to eat less. It really hurts when you hit me."
"You're the one who eats a lot. I haven't eaten much lately."
Everyone had a simple meal.
This meal was paid for by the director.
Because it is quite late, there is no need to send a text message. According to the last arrangement, we will play games tomorrow and then go camping in the afternoon.
The live broadcast room was quickly closed.
The director quickly assigned the task.
While everyone was looking at the tasks and confirming tomorrow's arrangements, Li Xianyu quietly stood up and delivered beer and food to the doors of several people.
"I've put it at the door for you, drink it first."
Finish sending this message.
Li Xianyu turned around and went to take a shower.
Drinking and such is not as fun as chatting with the boss.
At the same time, several furtive figures opened the door, looked at the beer and snacks placed at the door, and were stunned.
No, how did you bring this in?
Pickled pepper chicken feet, pig's trotters, peanuts, ...
Everyone silently gave Li Xianyu a thumbs up in their hearts.
So, the following scene happened.
They were drinking in the video, but Li Xianyu didn't answer.
Everyone thought that Li Xianyu had drunk too much and gave it to them because he couldn't drink any more, so they didn't care.
Not at all.
At this time, Li Xianyu had already finished taking a shower and ran to Song Ran's room.
He reached out and gave Song Ran a gentle massage.
"Boss, it's cold tonight, please cover yourself with a blanket."
"I'll prepare ginger soup for you tomorrow morning."
Feeling the warmth on my body.
Song Ran nodded gently and tilted her head.
"So, you're not going to drink with them?"
"Boss, how do you know?"
Song Ran shook her head helplessly.
Normally, Li Xianyu is too lazy to even carry a suitcase.
If it wasn't for his own request, this guy would probably have rolled up all his clothes into a ball and put them in a plastic bag and taken them on the plane.
This time I brought two suitcases for the first time, which seemed a bit strange, and I had to open the doors quietly while running around.
No need to guess what happened.
"Hmm, drinking is not as important as accompanying the boss."
Li Xianyu blinked his eyes.
Barley drink, they can chat together about all sorts of things, which is happier, but they won't chat about anything even if they are separated by a room.
So it’s really not a big deal.
As I was thinking about it, a scream suddenly rang out.
"I want to fall in love!!!"
(End of this chapter)