Chapter 133 Li Xianyu, You Wet the Bed Again

While Li Xianyu is typing.

Song Ran took her assistant back to handle company affairs.

"I'll pick you up for dinner when I'm free."

After leaving a sentence, he glanced at the young and beautiful Wang Yaxuan.

Before leaving, I couldn't help but look at myself in the mirror.

Song Ran nodded secretly, well, she was not bad.

Feeling the gaze, Wang Yaxuan felt a little confused.

"Comrade Xianyu, what's going on?"

"What's going on?"

"It's Queen Song."

Li Xianyu tilted his head, seeming to understand something.

It feels like Song Ran is like a kitten protecting its territory. Whenever someone approaches, she will bar her teeth and jump.

Yao Lexuan and Wang Yaxuan are both in this situation.

But what I don’t understand is... Jiang Yushu, why the boss thinks that he would target a psychopath.

However, I feel very relieved about the little assistant.

Soon, Li Xianyu handed in the script and it was finalized.

Wang Yaxuan took Li Xianyu and other official uncles from the Propaganda Department to the shooting location arranged by Song Ran.

Li Xianyu couldn't help but be amazed. Not to mention, he had been in luxury cars many times. Song Ran's garage was full of them, but this was his first time riding in a police car. Not to mention, it was pretty good.

The Propaganda Department is different from other departments.

They all have some talent.

Li Xianyu picked someone with a similar body shape to her, exchanged clothes with him, and then the shooting officially began as the official uncle stood on the roof.

The camera turned to the uncle standing on the rooftop, his face full of despair.

And below, there were crowds of onlookers everywhere.

At this time, Li Xianyu walked into the cordon in police uniform, and Wang Yaxuan next to her began to report the situation.

"Chatting, age 40, no information found, no contact with family, been standing there for an hour."

Li Xianyu plays the role of a negotiation expert.

"Officer Li, are you confident?"

"Don't worry. Our job as negotiation experts is to persuade those who want to commit suicide with professional words."

Li Xianyu smiled confidently and blew the megaphone.

"Hey, skinny old man, come and chat."

At this time, my uncle spoke excitedly.

"No, I just want to be alone."

Li Xianyu shrugged helplessly and took out white sand from his pocket.

"Then don't mind if I smoke a cigarette. Do you smoke?"

"I quit."

Spitting out a ball of paper, Li Xianyu continued.

"Why do you stand so high? You don't want others to know what happened before you died."

Wang Yaxuan's eyebrows twitched. Hmm, it seemed a little familiar.

When my uncle heard this, he became excited and his eyes turned red.

"My life is a mess. I lost my job, I have no friends, I can't afford a Mercedes-Benz A at 40, and my house has been mortgaged. Why should I live?"

Li Xianyu: "But you always have things worth reminiscing about, such as your wife, children, and a warm bed."

"Yes, I have. My children are in primary school now."

"So, it's worth it for you to survive."

Hearing this, my uncle relaxed a lot and nodded.

"Yes, my wife ran away, but the child is very well-behaved and cute... What about you? You have a child too, right?"

"No."

"No, you don't have children at this age. Is your marriage not harmonious?"

"I don't have a wife."

My uncle was also stunned.

The people around looked at Li Xianyu.

Li Xianyu put on makeup and looked about the same age as an uncle.

At this age, no wife?

Li Xianyu felt a little embarrassed when being stared at, and his uncle continued to ask in surprise.

"So do you have a girlfriend?"

"Not even classmates with whom I have an ambiguous relationship... no, even roommates with whom I have an ambiguous relationship."

Looking at Li Xianyu he shook his head.

Wang Yaxuan, who was standing next to her, whimpered at the right time.

Li Xianyu: “…” Li Xianyu’s silence made the uncle on the roof excited.

"My family are all really nice so I don't want them to live with rubbish and here I am, eight years old and still sucking my thumb."

Li Xianyu waved his hand to comfort her.

"It's okay. I was still wetting the bed when I was sixteen."

As soon as these words came out, the whole place fell into silence.

Feel the attention of everyone.

Li Xianyu coughed lightly to hide his embarrassment.

The wind was too strong and the uncle on the roof could not hear clearly, so he leaned over and said.

"What did you just say?"

"Well, nothing, I mean you're actually very nice..."

Without waiting for the guilty Li Xianyu to finish speaking.

The plainclothes uncle behind me shouted.

"He said he was still wetting the bed at sixteen."

"No, he can't hear you if you say that."

Li Xianyu hurriedly covered his mouth. At this time, the onlookers nearby took out a loud speaker and shouted again.

Li Xianyu: “???”

No, where did you get your speaker?

Too much!

At this time, the uncle frowned and said.

"Well, sixteen is a bit late."

The onlookers nodded in agreement.

"Indeed, sixteen is a bit late. He still doesn't have a girlfriend. He should go see a male doctor."

“It may not be a physical problem, but there is definitely something wrong.”

"No way, he's still wetting the bed at the age of sixteen. My little baby didn't wet the bed until he was three years old. He could even do backflips to wash the sheets."

"Indeed, compared to you, he is more like... well, trash."

Li Xianyu: “…”

Seeing Li Xianyu’s depressed face.

Wang Yaxuan patted Li Xianyu on the shoulder to comfort her.

My uncle also spoke to comfort me.

"It's okay. The important thing is that these things are in the past."

Li Xianyu nodded repeatedly.

"Oh yes, all this is in the past. You stopped sucking your finger a long time ago. You also became a man, the pillar of a family, and the father of two children. These are all achievements!"

My uncle also nodded in conviction.

"Yes, they are all achievements. It's miserable without family."

Li Xianyu: “…”

He lowered his head and lit a cigarette.

Wang Yaxuan stuffed toilet paper into Li Xianyu's mouth at the right time.

He let out a 'eye circle' and rubbed his eyebrows in annoyance.

"Brother, stop smoking. You've been smoking a little too often."

"It is said that only those who have never kissed before will smoke."

Li Xianyu took another big sip and said helplessly.

"I tried to quit smoking, but I just couldn't. I'm more like FW, serving the people as an official, consoling everyone, but I can't even get a hot meal when I get home."

My uncle also felt that he had gone too far.

He quickly said, "Actually, you are also very good. Although you don't have a family or relatives, you...well, your colleagues are very good."

The camera turned to Wang Yaxuan, who was typing frantically.

I also sent a voice message.

"Let me tell you, Li Xianyu knows that he is a negotiation expert. He still wet the bed at the age of sixteen. Hahahahaha."

Notice the quiet atmosphere.

Wang Yaxuan immediately became serious and turned off her cell phone.

Li Xianyu: "...You should share it with your colleagues, not your group of colleagues."

Wang Yaxuan: "How did you know?"

Li Xianyu took a deep breath, looked up and spoke seriously.

"It's true that I'm better than your profession. When I want to end it, I just need to..."

As he said this, he took out a gun from his pocket.

Seeing this scene, my uncle's pupils suddenly shrank.

"Don't be impulsive. Think about it. You still have...well, you don't. Wait for me. You have to know that even if you are alone, there will be people who love you. You have to learn to try to accept the kindness and love of the world."

(End of this chapter)