Chapter 148: Martha refutes rumors online: snail noodles don’t smell bad at all!
"Yan, are all the aunties here so talkative?"
After her aunt left, Martha asked weakly.
"Of course. Aunties of this age are top intelligence agents. Being talkative is just the entry barrier."
Lin Yan smiled faintly.
"Information officer? Does that mean agent?"
Hearing this, Martha was also surprised.
"puff!"
Lin Yan was almost amused by Martha, and hurriedly explained, "Information agents mean that they can grasp the gossip information in a region in a very short time, and they will share this information with each other, so in a sense, they are top intelligence agents."
"Ah... then this is really terrible!"
Martha was also surprised.
"Okay, Martha, eat it quickly, or it will get cold later."
Lin Yan pointed at the huge bowl of snail noodles filled with ingredients in front of Martha and said with a smile.
"No, I want to eat it with Yan, it tastes better this way!"
As she spoke, Martha's eyes fell on the snail noodles.
Looking at the big bowl full of ingredients, Martha was also stunned.
"This 35 yuan is really worth it! In our Arab Emirates, it would probably cost hundreds of dirhams!"
Martha spoke up.
The rich aroma made Martha swallow her saliva. "It doesn't smell bad at all!"
"Look, look, even Martha says it's not smelly anymore. Those who said snail noodles smelly before, please stand up!"
"This is too much stuff, and this fried pig's foot is super big. Who said it was expensive?"
"This pig's trotter would cost 35 in Shanghai!"
"Yeah, yeah, those who were stirring up trouble just now deserve a horrible death!"
"If this is considered expensive, then it only means you are not working hard enough!"
"At this point, I have to bring up the $79 eyebrow pencil again!"
"The eyebrow pencil boy is whipped every day!"
"With so much ingredients, this big bowl is only 35! I can show off every day!"
"No, 35 is too expensive for such a rich rice noodle dish?"
"Although I only eat food that costs less than ten yuan a meal, with so many ingredients, to be honest, it's really not expensive! I'm a little tempted to try it."
……
"Here it comes, young man, move aside, be careful of the heat!"
Just when Martha was already extremely greedy, the aunt came over again with a big bowl of snail noodles filled with ingredients.
Then he carefully placed it in front of Lin Yan.
"Thank you, aunt!"
Lin Yan nodded in thanks.
"You're welcome, you're welcome."
"Hey, little girl, why don't you eat it? Are you not used to this snail noodle?"
Seeing that Martha didn't move a single bite, the aunt was also puzzled.
"No, Auntie. I want to wait for Yan to eat together."
Martha waved her hands and explained.
"Oh, that's it."
"You are such a lucky guy. You have found such a good girl."
Auntie said with a smile.
"Auntie, I'm not bad, am I?"
Lin Yan also joked.
Before her aunt could answer, Martha responded, "Yan, you are definitely the best!"
"This girl is really a bit love-brained!"
The aunt smiled heartily, then turned and left, no longer disturbing the golden boy and girl.
"Yan, can we start eating?"
After her aunt left, Martha asked cautiously. "Of course, little fool!"
Lin Yan also chuckled, touched by Martha's cuteness.
"I'm not a fool. I'm smart."
"Yes, our Martha is the smartest!"
Lin Yan pinched Martha's little face and said with a smile.
"Damn it, not only are they greedy for us, they also make us eat dog food!"
"Brothers in front of the screen, stop grinning like a fool, you are all single dogs."
"Damn it, who installed surveillance in my house?"
"Brother, I beg you, don't target me anymore. I'm just a loser in real life. I exude a dark aura. I don't have any social activities. I went to a crappy technical secondary school. I just want to watch a short video and a live broadcast. I'm a loser with nothing. I'm in a daze every day. I'm almost dying of envy when I see you guys dating. Because I'm really a loser. I can't say I'm a loser with a smile. I can't bear it that strongly. I'm a dark otaku. Dogs shake their heads when they see me. Give people like me some living space! I'm really broken!"
"I feel like a rat living in a dark and stinking sewer, and someone suddenly pulls me out and puts me under the sun! It feels so good, so good!"
"Hahaha, they've all gone crazy!"
……
On this side, while the netizens and fans were breaking down, Lin Yan also made another move.
Lin Yan also picked up the snail noodles and let the fans take a closer look, "Fans, eat first!"
"Ahhh, I can't stand it anymore! I'm going to kill Liuzhou now!"
"A college student is randomly killed by greed."
"I have already died, and now my soul is watching the live broadcast."
"I was so hungry that I walked around the kitchen for a long time. In the end, I took a sip of soy sauce and came back satisfied."
"I'm different. I took a bite of the wall."
"Stinky, sour, astringent, and bitter!"
"I'm going to kill you all, ahhhh!"
"It's just a bowl of snail noodles. I was lucky enough to see others eat it on TV!"
"I'm not envious, I really am not envious, woooo!"
……
“3, 2, 1, go!”
On this side, Lin Yan and Martha counted slogans in tacit understanding, and then started together.
Because it was her first time eating it, even though she was told to eat, Martha was reluctant to pick up her chopsticks. She just looked at the big bowl of snail noodles, feeling a little overwhelmed.
"Martha, let me teach you the correct way to sip noodles."
Seeing Martha's cute and helpless look, Lin Yan also said with a smile.
"Uh-huh."
Martha nodded obediently, then looked at Lin Yan.
Seeing this, Lin Yan also inserted the chopsticks into the noodles, then swirled them, rolled the round noodles onto the chopsticks, and then put the chopsticks into his mouth.
With a "slurp" sound, the round vermicelli was sucked into the mouth.
Then, Lin Yan picked up the bowl and took a sip of the fragrant broth.
The feeling of satisfaction made Lin Yan couldn't help but close his eyes. The corners of his beautiful lips curled up slightly, revealing a charming smile.
"Come on, Martha, try it."
Lin Yan looked at Martha, who was a little stunned, and said with a smile.
"Okay... then... I'll try it."
As she spoke, Martha imitated Lin Yan's actions.
But Martha looked much more elegant, just rolling up a small handful of round flour.
Then he imitated Lin Yan, gently sucked the vermicelli into his mouth and picked up the bowl to drink a sip of the soup.
"This... is delicious! The soup is also very delicious!"
Martha's eyes widened in disbelief.
I didn't expect there was such delicious food in this world.
And it didn't taste at all like what they said it did.
It doesn’t stink at all!
(End of this chapter)