Chapter 144: Opening the big stick close to the face, official maintenance

"Yan, I'm already getting impatient!"

Martha, who had eaten and drunk her fill and slept for a few hours in Lin Yan's arms, was also unusually energetic at this moment.

"You can't eat hot tofu in a hurry, and our high-speed rail is very fast."

Lin Yan smiled dotingly and stroked Martha's little head.

"Damn it, Yan Gou is showing off his affection all the time."

"This doting smile makes me, a man, look like my aunt."

"No male copper allowed in this live broadcast room!"

"I'm already 25 years old and I haven't had my period yet. Is that abnormal?"

"Girl upstairs, go to the hospital for a check-up. This is a serious problem."

"Dude, you've been fooled, his homepage is a man!"

"Fuck, you dare to play tricks on me!"

Under the joyful atmosphere of the live broadcast room, Lin Yan and Martha also embarked on a high-speed rail journey to Liuzhou.

The picturesque scenery along the way almost overwhelmed Martha.

"Yan, Guangxi is so beautiful! The mountains are so lush and green, and the water is so clear! It's just like a painting, so beautiful!"

"In our Alian Chiefs, there are flying sand and rocks everywhere. Only in the city can we enjoy a moment of peace and tranquility."

When Martha compared the two, she couldn't help feeling sad.

So what if the Arabs are rich?
Everywhere is filled with cold steel forests.

And it seems that everyone is busy with their own things.

Unlike here, everyone's face is filled with warm smiles.

Although they are not rich, they own a beautiful home, the relationship between neighbors is very harmonious, and there is a peaceful and tranquil scene everywhere.

If possible, Martha really didn't want to be the Princess Shama of the Alian Chieftain. Instead, she wanted to find a beautiful place with Yan to settle down, have children, and enjoy the wonderful life with her children.

Thinking of this, Martha blushed as well.

"Martha, where did you learn these adjectives like lush and green? Have you made such great progress in Chinese?"

Lin Yan couldn't help but ask curiously.

For a moment, I began to look at Martha with a new respect.

"I...found it in a tree. I didn't know if it would fit, so I just used it."

Martha confessed.

Upon hearing this, the fans in the live broadcast room also burst into laughter.

"Martha is really lucky."

"My goodness, I thought Martha was cheating, she's suddenly so powerful."

"Fortunately, fortunately, my worldview almost collapsed."

The audience and fans were also still feeling scared.

If they were really surpassed by a foreigner who had only learned Chinese for a few months, their self-esteem would be greatly damaged.

"Oh, by the way, I seem to remember what this is called."

Martha asked like a curious baby.

“Karst landform, also known as karst landform, is a special landform formed by the dissolution and precipitation of soluble rocks (such as limestone, dolomite, etc.) by groundwater and surface water, erosion and sedimentation, as well as gravity collapse, collapse, and accumulation.”

"Its main features are reflected in geographical phenomena such as karst caves and tiankengs."

Lin Yan, the human encyclopedia, is also telling the story at this moment.

"Yes, it's the karst landform. Yan, you really know too much. You are an encyclopedia, right?"

Martha looked at Lin Yan with admiration and did not hesitate to praise him.

"It's okay, I only understand a little bit."

Lin Yan stretched out the thumb and index finger of his right hand and made a grasping gesture.

Although they didn't mean that, the Koreans in the live broadcast room were completely defeated.

"Anchor, what do you mean, apologize!"

"Hahaha, Brother Yan is getting close to my face and firing at full power!"

"This gesture makes me laugh to death. Do Koreans really care so much about this gesture?"

"Of course, this is a classic gesture used by Korean women to mock Korean men."

"Did Brother Yan do it on purpose or by accident?" "I feel Brother Yan did it on purpose."

For a while, the pace of the live broadcast room was also very fast.

When there are too many people, problems of one kind or another will arise.

Therefore, Lin Yan was used to this and said directly, "In our China, this is just a little bit."

"But I'm not sure what that means in Korea."

As he spoke, Lin Yan made another gesture.

"Damn it, I reported it!"

"Damn Chinese anchor, I will definitely report you!"

"Please kneel down and apologize, otherwise I will use my power to make sure you can no longer broadcast on this platform."

Just when some Korean viewers were about to report the incident, they found that their accounts had been banned.

User [ ] has been permanently banned.

User [ ] has been permanently banned.

User [ ] has been permanently banned.

……

Suddenly, several columns of prompts appeared in the live broadcast room.

These users were the ones who had previously said they would report Lin Yan.

However, before they could report it, the account had already been banned by the authorities.

"Hahaha, this is so funny. I just said I was going to report it, but the next thing I knew I was banned."

"Brother Yan is a big internet celebrity with 20 million fans, and he is treated as a treasure by the authorities."

"Are you sure the official website is a treasure? Brother Yan neither accepts gifts nor promotes products. The official website is losing money."

"Maybe the authorities don't like the Koreans either?"

For a while, the live broadcast room was also a hot topic of discussion.

At this moment, after feeling that the sounds around him gradually faded away, Lin Yan also felt his shoulders sink.

Turning around, Martha had already fallen asleep leaning against Lin Yan.

"Martha is asleep again. She can sleep really well!"

"Masha the piggy!"

"Damn it, you dare to call Martha a pig!"

"Where can I find such a beautiful pig? I want to buy one too!"

"For a moment I didn't know whether to envy Martha or Yan Gou."

"Brother Yan is still very good, he is really a very manly man!"

"Last time, my girlfriend used her arm as a cushion on my shoulder while she slept all the way. The doctor said if I keep using her arm as a cushion for a while longer, my arm will have to be amputated."

"Oh my goodness, is that so exaggerated? I want to try my unicorn arm after being single for thirty years."

"Brother Yan is a veteran after all, so this is too easy for him."

"That's right, you guys underestimate Brother Yan."

……

After an unknown amount of time, a voice echoed throughout the carriage.

[Hello, passengers! This train has arrived at Liuzhou Station. Passengers getting off the train, please pay attention to safety and take your luggage with you. Thank you for choosing the high-speed rail. I wish you a happy life. Goodbye! ]

Hearing this familiar announcement, Lin Yan quickly patted Martha on the shoulder and said, "Martha Martha, we have arrived at Liuzhou Station. We need to get off now."

Hearing this, Martha slowly woke up.

She rubbed her sleepy eyes and looked at her watch again, with a look of disbelief on her face, "So soon?"

"In fact, real high-speed rail will only be faster, and this is just an ordinary train."

Lin Yan smiled faintly.

"Yan, I want to eat snail noodles!"

Martha suddenly remembered something and tugged at Lin Yan's sleeve.

"Okay, okay, I'll take you to eat the most authentic snail rice noodle."

Faced with Martha's coquettishness, Lin Yan was completely unable to resist and immediately compromised.

(End of this chapter)