Chapter 523 A world without Pepe would be meaningless
Honest people are the most vicious when they get angry, especially when facing a big guy who is more than 30 meters tall and can kill a knight with one blow. It is simply a disaster.
But the Lord of Fire Dragon is worthy of being the Lord of Fire Dragon. Even when he was furious, he still cared for all the civilian spectators. He did not use any AOE skills with greater lethality, but just swung his sledgehammer and hit Hogg hard.
The makeshift exhibition stand was shattered, and the unlucky three Guilliman were blown away on the spot, and then smashed against the gate of the palace, sticking to it like a piece of mud.
Being beaten would be fine under normal circumstances, but Hogg was unwilling to be insulted in front of so many people. Regardless of whether it was right or wrong, this was what the morally low Hogg thought.
"Just hit me twice, you're still excited!"
The madly swinging hammer stopped instantly. Hogg, whose handle was not as thick as the hammer, used his tiny body to hold down the huge object with one hand and wrestled with Vulkan on the spot. His body began to swell slowly and gradually grew to the same height as the Fire Dragon Lord.
On one side is the half-dragon Lord of Fire Dragon, who has horns on his head, a tail behind him, and dark skin; on the other side is the Lord of Black Light, who is covered with a hideous chitinous shell, has four sharp claws flashing scarlet electric light, and has a long bone-spurred tail behind him.
I thought it was just an ordinary military parade, but I didn't expect it to turn into a fight between two giant monsters. The violent confrontation between the huge bodies and the fierce bombardment of fists made the people of Holy Terra exclaim in surprise, these tickets are really worth it!
As for why you need to buy tickets to watch the military parade, you have to ask Karis, who has become the biggest ticket seller in Holy Terra.
This cloaked cockroach who was the first to discover the Khan, has been in cahoots with the Emperor and started the business of collecting entrance fees since his good friend Na Risong changed his career and became a professional web excavator driver.
And because the Emperor was evil-minded and ruthless, these two guys with the same bad smell got together and became bigger and stronger. During these decades, they earned a huge amount of assets by collecting pilgrimage tickets. Even Caris bought a house in Holy Terra, in the prime area next to the palace, becoming the first choice for other Black Watch entrants to eat for free.
Seeing the crowd of onlookers in the distance retreating in an orderly manner, Guilliman was stunned to see that the ceremonial team that had originally welcomed them was actually selling all kinds of snacks on the spot. The Imperial Guards were also broadcasting the event live nearby, and a huge electronic projection was set up in the square for everyone to place bets.
Guilliman was not the only one who was confused. Omega and Dorn, who came with him, also wondered how the military parade could have turned into such a mess, and who was the good guy between the two monsters in the middle?
"Good man, are you three blind? These guys are not human beings!"
Hearing this familiar voice, the three Primarchs lying on the ground raised their heads and looked at the big golden guy who made the sound:
"Fuck, Dad, you're not paralyzed!"
"Bang, bang, bang!" Three crisp sounds were heard. The powerful golden giant made Guilliman and the other two realize that this guy was undoubtedly their biological father.
But soon the three people's attention was no longer on the big daddy from another world, but turned to the tall woman next to him. Dorn's eyes were wide open!
Being stared at by the three cheap heirs with such fiery eyes, Mara always felt strange in her heart. She always felt that their intentions were not pure and that their filial piety had deteriorated. But soon she didn't have to feel that way anymore, because her filial piety had indeed deteriorated. Dorn spoke directly:
"My beauty, will you sleep with me tonight?"
Dorn, who was possessed by Boss Cao, didn't know that when he said this, a bald Ogryn had already held a grudge against him. He jumped out from the shadows, rode on him and beat him up.
"You damned bumpkin from another world, how dare you say such a thing? This is my mother, how dare you!"
I didn't expect that there would be a master in this small world. Even Dorn, who had become a demon prince, couldn't withstand Horus' punches and was beaten and screamed:
"Stop fighting, stop fighting, damn it, aren't you dead, Horus?" "How dare you curse me dead? Today I will beat you to pieces. I am not the Primarch, come out, brothers!"
As Horus finished speaking, two big guys jumped out from the shadows. They were Guilliman and Mortarion who had been watching for a long time.
Without saying a word, the two of them joined in the action of kicking Dorn, and together with Horus, they beat the despicable man who dared to humiliate their mother.
Seeing Dorn being beaten so badly, Guilliman was very glad that he spoke a step slowly, otherwise he would be the one being beaten. But just when he was about to get up and get away from this place of trouble, he suddenly felt his body sink, and someone actually sat on him, it was the old man Huang in a golden linen robe.
"What's wrong? What are you looking at? Being able to sit on my throne as the Lord of Humanity is a blessing you've earned in this lifetime. If you continue to do this, I'll let you know how evil people are. If you dare to betray me again, I'll teach you a lesson on behalf of my other self!"
When Guilliman was looked at with such a ferocious gaze by the Emperor, he immediately lost his temper and thought, what the hell is this? Why is it completely different from what Hogg said? Why are the people here so low in quality?
With a small head and big doubts, Guilliman could not figure out this kind of philosophical question, and he could not defeat the Emperor either. He could only silently serve as a human bench and watch the duel with monsters in the distance whose moves were becoming increasingly despicable.
Perhaps because she felt it was inappropriate to just stand there stupidly, Mara wanted to find a place to sit down, and the target she chose was Omega who was lying on the ground pretending to be dead.
Feeling the soft touch on her body, Omega instantly regarded Hogg as her own brother. An obscene smile appeared on her royal face, almost making Guilliman envious to death.
Dorn's screams, Omega's silly grin, and Guilliman's embarrassment, all seemed so harmonious in the melee of monsters fighting each other in the distance.
People change, even the Primarchs. Guilliman, who was secretly observing this world, was very envious. Even though the yellow-skinned guy sitting on him would slap him at every turn and kept swearing, and was just a piece of shit compared to the beautiful woman next to him, he was still envious.
Half an hour later, Dorn, with a bruised face and nose, was sat on by three big guys. He became the real imperial weightlifting champion, lying on the ground and quietly watching the monster duel in the distance.
"Brother, I suddenly don't want to go back! I don't want to go back and take over that mess. With the Dark Portal, we can bring the entire Legion back, and here, we can start a new life!"
Guilliman did not speak. Dorn knew what he was thinking. Even what he had just said was a joke. No matter what, he was not from this world after all. The mistakes he had made before must be corrected by him personally.
"Pepe, I missed you so much!"
"Um, which idiot is calling me?"
Hearing someone calling him, Perturabo, who had just stolen the Imperial Fists construction mission from the Government Office, rushed out, and then he saw Rogal Dorn looking him in the eye.
"What are you looking at? I am involved in a shady plot, so what? They are all my people from top to bottom, what can you do to me?"
Looking at the abnormally stout black-hearted foreman in front of him, who had the same temperament as himself except for his face, Rogal Dorn shed tears of regret:
"Aw! I don't want to see it! This is all fake, I want to go home!"
(End of this chapter)