Chapter 483 Let Phoenix be a widow!
The reason why a small habit is called a small habit is because it cannot be exposed to the public.
It’s like some readers love women’s clothing and like to secretly wear little skirts at home. Although this is a personal hobby, if the door is not locked and is surrounded by relatives and friends during the New Year, it is not social death, but it is time to move to another planet.
Ever since Mara showed up and shared a wave of divine power, the Emperor relied on the Cursed Warrior as a faith dredge to get through the resurrection match. He was finally able to live a dignified life and walk around with his unparalleled beautiful legs.
However, in order to cover up the news, the Emperor left his real body on the golden toilet. As long as the toilet was not running, he would not suffer that kind of torture. He uploaded his consciousness to his clone and enjoyed his leisurely life.
If the emperor was a little emotional when he saw Mara taking away his family status, he really became a yellow-skinned person after finding that he could finally take it easy.
After all, the emperor is essentially a so-called socially anxious otaku. If he could have someone else carry the banner for him, he would wake up laughing in his dreams.
It doesn't matter whether the Primarch rebels or not. I can suppress him with force anyway. In name, they are still loyal to me. At worst, I can just be Marat's subordinate in the future. It's all for the revival of mankind. It's not shameful!
And due to nearly a thousand years of training in Zaun, the Emperor has become an expert at online debates, and he likes to find people to debate with on the Kara network whenever he has nothing to do.
If they win, they will just laugh it off and say that if they are not good enough, they should practice more, and if they can't afford it, they should not play. If they lose, they will run along the Internet cable to open the box offline and enjoy the refreshing experience of bullying the weak.
The reason why the Emperor came to the Moyu to enjoy a bath and massage with his filial son was because he saw a wonderful video of the Primarch doing a striptease in Kara.
The Emperor could guess without thinking that this unfortunate thing must have been done by that bastard Hogg, but he did not make it public. He first used the video to severely mock Guilliman, and sent the video to Lady Euton, watching Old 13 being severely beaten by Euton.
He then ran to Hogg through his clone, hoping to gain some benefits, which fully demonstrated his low moral nature.
But his plan was originally well-planned, but now it was ruined, and his identity was exposed, attracting a large crowd of onlookers. The emperor's old face turned red, and he denied on the spot that he was not an emperor and had nothing to do with him.
But it was meaningless to deny it. Seeing the old man Huang embarrassed, Hogg immediately shouted on the spot:
"Oh my god, the Emperor is here for a bath and massage, girls, hurry up and come out. The great God-Emperor said he wants to fight 100 of them, hurry up and give him the evil orcs, the God-Emperor's butt is itchy, and he likes this."
God damn, even the perverted demons have no interest in these living mushrooms. Besides, all the evil orcs are male, so where is the gender difference? Am I an extremely domineering condom that doesn't care about food or coldness?
Without any hesitation, the emperor picked up his fist and hit Hogg, who was spreading rumors beside him, and shouted, "Shut up, you rebellious son, or you will suffer the consequences."
"Bah! Old man Huang, you are such a wicked person, you dare not admit it. Now even the subspace knows that you used to sell hooks. Why should I pretend here?"
"Your Emperor Package is the most expensive in the galaxy. You have become the object of countless creatures!"
Seeing Hogg exposing his shortcomings, the Emperor could no longer endure it and rushed over, grabbed him by the collar, and smashed his head to the ground, shouting:
"Gah, I'm going to beat the shit out of you. My reputation is like this because of you, you piece of shit. Shit."
Looking at the two ghosts wrestling in front of him, kicking each other in the crotch and poking each other in the eyes, Tilis, who had been numbed by the stimulation, smiled with relief, but that smile was full of meaning of collapse.
For some reason, perhaps because of the infection of psionic energy, or perhaps because of the recollection of the dark state of his own world, a line of tears flowed from his eyes. Tiris could not control his expression at all, and squatted on the ground, crying and laughing.
The father and son who were exposing and beating each other were attracted by the crying sound and realized that there was an outsider next to them. If he spread what he heard and saw to other worlds, it would be a great shame.
Kicking away the rebellious son, the Emperor quickly put on a smile, with a strange light flashing in his eyes. He came to Tilis in a human-like manner, and stroked the exhausted human warrior like a true lord of mankind:
"Child, no matter where you come from, no matter whether the emperor you serve is as wise and powerful as me, I will still light your way forward." As a human succubus, the old man Huang's words are extremely lethal. If he was not wearing only a pair of shorts, but wearing a set of Zhengyi armor, his persuasiveness might be even more perfect.
But even if it was greatly discounted, Old Man Huang was still worthy of the name of a succubus. Tilis, who was comforted physically and mentally, burst into tears instantly and threw himself directly into...Mara's arms, frantically seeking comfort.
Emperor: (╬Д)
Hogg: ()
"Puff! Hehehe, Old Man Huang, Old Man Huang, you are not even as good as a horse pulling a hair. Times have changed, Old Deng. People can gain countless loyalty just by standing there. Look at you, you are such a failed man."
At this moment, the stunned emperor, the female guards who were seeking comfort in the name of comfort but were actually madly taking advantage of the situation, and Mara, who had a sacred face full of maternal radiance and was stroking the hair of the crying person, together formed a picture of all kinds of life.
Taking out his camera, Hogg captured the scene perfectly and named the picture "Shadow in the Sun" in an artistic way. As for who is the sun and who is the shadow, anyone can tell the difference.
Half an hour later, after a memory-clearing operation was performed on everyone who witnessed the incident, Tillis was taken to the Moyu laboratory and subjected to a thorough and comprehensive examination by the Emperor and Hogg.
Although the research facilities on the Moyu were not as complete as those on the Blacklight, with the two most powerful men in the empire taking turns to serve one of them, Tilis's little secrets were soon revealed.
Hogg first copied all the memories in Tilis's brain through neural conversion, and then reverse-engineered her body structure, trying to study the differences between the manufacturing technology of this imperial guard and that of this world.
The Emperor used his powerful psychic powers that were comparable to miracles to go back in time, exploring bit by bit everything that had happened after she came to this world.
Soon the two came to a common conclusion, that is, Tilis was swept away by the accident when Hogg and Magnus traveled through time and came to the Dog Empire.
But just when the Emperor was about to go back a little further in time to see what the world on the other side was like, an extremely powerful but extremely painful voice sounded in their ears:
"Ah~ You're finally here. Ferrus is in my hands. If you want to save him, come and give me a hand!"
"..."
The call was hung up instantly. Even though the voice was unclear, both Hogg and the Emperor could tell who the voice belonged to.
With such inhumane means, coupled with that familiar psychic waveform, there is no doubt that this guy is the yellow-skinned man himself, or maybe he is an old witch who has been hanging on the toilet for ten thousand years.
Seeing Hogg looking at him with a very strange look, the Emperor quickly distanced himself from the matter and cursed:
"Bah, what a piece of rubbish! How dare you share the same title as me? You really bring shame to our emperor! I'll leave this matter to you. Rambo is about to give birth to a puppy, so I have to go back immediately."
Looking at the old yellow man who disappeared in an instant, Hogg thought to himself, how dare you criticize others? Both of them are not good people. But he was more curious about the situation on the other side. Why did the yellow man number two look like he was about to die?
"It's better to let my poor friend die than to let my friend die. I can just forget about it. At worst, I can let Fulgrim remarry. Ferrus will surely understand my difficulties!"
The female guards in the official Warhammer animation Tithe Tax looks okay, at least she's not doing any of that nonsense. She's much prettier than I expected, at least she's a tall lady.
I just have a small question, why is your son's pectoralis major so exaggerated w(Д)w
(End of this chapter)