Chapter 353: Damn, why did you stand up!
Candice is very scared now. Even though she is a great sage of biology and can completely control the hormone secretion of her own body, she is still very scared.
If asked what she was afraid of, Candice didn't dare to say it. She was afraid that if she spoke out, she would suffer the same fate as Hogg. The great sage who was well versed in the ways of the underworld remained silent, hoping that the whole world would forget her, and preferably forget her completely.
Looking at Hogg who was being beaten by Emperor Malcardo, Candice thought for the first time that the Star Gods were not omnipotent, at least not the useless Star God Hogg.
After ten thousand years of prayer, the Emperor has transcended the realm of mortals. As the number one man in the world, it is no longer the word "invincible" written on his face, but rather a face has grown on top of invincibility.
Although he still couldn't leave Fearless, and although his butt was still connected by a cable, the Emperor didn't care at all. He just wanted to beat the bastard up, otherwise he would never be able to let go of the hatred in his heart.
"Damn you, you yellow-skinned bastard, you can't live without the golden toilet, can you? You actually lied to me, you are despicable and shameless, if you have the guts, put me down, I, Hogg, am not afraid of you."
Hogg's shouting attracted even more violent beatings from the two men. They knew that this guy was thick-skinned and could not be killed, so they used all the tricks they had.
Poor Hogg was unable to use any of his full strength. Just like his predecessor the Void Dragon, the Emperor had already imprisoned him with his invincible psychic power. He could only be pinned down and beaten by the two old Dengs, or to be more precise, he was beaten from both sides.
Ten thousand years later, Macador abandoned his old man appearance and instead wore the Sword of the Emperor. He held dual guns and cosplayed as the Tile Man. His combo made it impossible for Hogg to land on the ground.
The Emperor was even more ruthless. He beat his rebellious son wildly on the ground. Together with his husband Houmi, he treated Hogg as a volleyball and beat him for a whole day and night. Even the power gloves made by Yao Jin were deformed.
As the two fought faster and faster, Huo Volleyball could no longer be seen by the naked eye and completely turned into an afterimage, reaching a speed approaching Mach 5. The entire land of Catachan was torn apart by the sonic boom.
The Blackwatch recruits training in Catachan were also attracted by this competition between extremely powerful warriors, and came along with their instructors to join in the fun.
Seeing that the two strong men turned out to be the Lord of Mankind and Storm Malcador, a group of cloaked cockroaches cheered, brought stools and snacks to watch, and placed bets on which side would win.
However, some Black Watch members discovered that their own great sage Candice was shaking like a sieve, standing in the middle with her head in her hands, crouching down to defend, as if she were a stone.
The entire confrontation lasted for a full month. During this period, when they heard that the Lord of Mankind had appeared, a large number of Alicia people came here with their families, just to catch a glimpse of the Lord of Mankind.
Bear Grylls, the new recruit instructor who discovered the business opportunity, recruited a team of Iron Warriors who were just waiting to die to build an observation deck. He collected admission tickets from the spectators and made a fortune.
Not to mention the Emperor's special attack on humans, his charm, which was like a human aphrodisiac, not only the locals of Alicia, but also people from nearby star regions came to inquire.
On the observation deck, a little girl asked her mother:
"Mom, that ball is awesome. It hasn't broken after being hit for so long! Can you buy me one like it?"
The two canners who used to sell Terra tickets discovered a business opportunity. When they heard that someone wanted to buy the ball, Narisong, a white-scarred guy who had been in Blackwatch, immediately contacted the Legion to send the batch of toys of questionable quality, hoping to make a fortune.
A whole shipload of balls was airlifted to Catachan. The brothers Karis and Narisong colluded with each other and sold them all in just one day. Even though they had to pay half of the taxes, they still made a huge profit.
But just when everyone was laughing, two contestants in the audience wanted to decide the outcome with one move. They burst out with terrifying energy and hit the volleyball in the middle at the same time. With a loud bang, a huge amount of blood and flesh splashed onto the ground, and all the audience were soaked. Seeing that there were souvenirs, the crowd cheered bloodthirstily:
"Such a wonderful performance, even if it makes me return to the golden throne on the spot, I would be willing! Yeah——"
The little girl who had asked her mother to buy her a ball was feeling disappointed because the ball was too expensive, but a round object fell from the sky and hit her in the arms.
Looking at the beautiful head in her arms, the little girl cheered excitedly, praising the Emperor for his blessing, saying that today must be her lucky day.
"Ugh~ My head is so dizzy! Those damned old men beat me for so long, why can't I feel my butt? Where is this?"
Hearing that the ball could talk, the little girl exclaimed that she had found a treasure. She held up Hogg's head and asked:
"Mr. Ball, you can actually speak. It's really amazing that God has blessed you."
"Shut up, I am the great Hog Menethil, not some magical volleyball. The God Emperor is just a swindler. You should worship me, the Lord of Black Light.
And what kind of kobold god are you? Can't you see this is a head? Put me down now, or I'll send you to Catachan to fight with trees for air."
What? You are so hungry. The little girl who heard the mishearing was not rich, but she still took out her favorite lemon from her bag and stuffed it into Mr. Ball's mouth with a painful look on her face.
Hogg, who was already extremely weak, was stabbed in the head by his mortal enemy Lemon. Two lines of hot tears flowed down uncontrollably, and he let out a painful cry:
"Gu--someone come and save me, stop stuffing me, I don't want to eat lemon!"
Sensing the strong paternal aura emanating from the scene, the Black Watch immediately had a bad guess and scattered around to collect the various Hogg fragments scattered on the ground.
But even if they searched hard, they still couldn't find their father's head. Looking at the headless Hogg with only the torso left, Emilia went straight to the Emperor who was holding the refrigerator, but the Emperor only said that Hogg was fine and would be back in two days.
And just as the Emperor said, Hogg was indeed found within two days, but when Blackwatch found him, Hogg had a mouth full of lemons and looked like he had been teased.
Hogg kept his promise to the "true Chosen One of Khorne" who played tricks on him and took the whole family of two to work as cooks on his Blacklight. When they grew up, he sent them directly to recruit training.
Before Hogg could recover from the attack, he was grabbed by the emperor again. After being taught a lesson by the emperor's love, Hogg finally gave in.
Looking at Old Man Huang who ran to his hometown, Hogg really couldn't understand why he got up. Shouldn't he have stayed at home all the time?
The emperor felt very happy after consuming a huge amount of divine power, so he no longer concealed it and directly opened the box connected to the cables behind his butt, revealing two big guys with wise faces.
"Brother, you're here too! Do you think the idea we came up with is awesome?"
"Awesome! So awesome! I'm going to kill you!"
(End of this chapter)