Chapter 322 Turns out to be the little Yakuza
Leisurely time is rare, and the three brothers cherish this relaxing gathering very much.
During the party, Guilliman complained wildly about the chaos in the Empire's political affairs. Even though the main culprit had been killed, the mess left by the previous parliament still needed him to clean up slowly, and he was as tired as a dog all day long.
This complaint immediately resonated with Angron, who had served as regent, and he once again proposed to establish a killing system to put political workers in a 360-degree state and not dare to have any unreasonable thoughts.
Hogg was very impressed by this plan. He patted the young man on the shoulder and said that he had chosen the right person. He also said that he could set up an execution ceremony and make a lot of money from the ticket revenue.
Unlike the unreliable Hogg, Guilliman sternly rejected Angron's proposal and used his rich experience in government affairs to criticize the two of them harshly, almost pointing at them and calling them tyrants.
After having a good meal and a few drinks, Guilliman left early. After all, the burden of the entire empire was on him, and having a party with his brothers was already considered a waste of time.
Looking at Guilliman's tired back, the two experts who just eat and wait for death commented:
"Brother, look at him, he looks like a dog!"
"Hey!" Hogg grinned, "What do you mean by like a dog? I guess he can only live in a doghouse for the time being. Look, Guilliman hasn't returned to the Ministry of Administrative Affairs."
Angron scratched his head when he found that Guilliman did not return to the government hall as Hogg said, but entered a more imposing house next door. He was not sure what this was.
"Xiao An! This house is Rambo's residence. Who is Rambo? He is a dogman under Guilliman. He is now occupying his dog's house and eating and drinking for free all day long."
While the stupid brothers were still thinking, Hogg quietly left and rode away on his electric scooter. When Anglon reacted, all he saw was the waiter's respectful and polite smile.
"Hello, sir. Your total consumption is 792 yuan. Would you like to pay in cash or by bank transfer?"
"Fuck! 792 throne coins. Is this skin made of gold, or is this bone made of gold? Why is it so expensive?"
As an experienced Terran, the waiter did not mock Angron. He took out the printed bill and explained it to Angron point by point:
"Sir, all the ingredients in our store are the freshest. You see, there is no place on Terra that produces crops. These are all airlifted in from other planets. If you think it's expensive, I think it's expensive too!"
Hearing the waiter's words, Angron thought it made sense, but he still felt it was nonsense. He snatched the menu and checked it over and over again, and finally he really found something wrong.
Pointing at the two bottles of drinks that took up the majority of the order, Angron remembered that he had not ordered Nuka-Cola and Chemos red wine at all. This must be a scam by this shady shop.
"Sir, this bottle of red wine was taken away by the Lord Regent, and the Nuka-Cola was taken away by the Lord of Black Light. They both said they would put it on your account. What do you think?"
Angron thought, "Give it back to me, I'm not going to see shit!" It turned out that he was the one who was taken advantage of. In desperation, he could only pay the meal fee with a painful heart.
Unlike Angron who had an empty pocket, Hogg rode his electric scooter around while drinking Coke. As long as someone recognized him as the Lord of Black Light, he would go to the believers' homes and eat and drink as much as he wanted, calling it the blessing of the gods, and he was very happy for a while.
After showing off another bowl of spicy crisps given by believers, Hogg couldn't help but sigh:
"It's so cool to be a god. The local believers are so generous! But why do the Terrans like to eat chili so much? It makes my asshole burn."
Before Hogg could continue to eat and drink, he found that the construction site workers had not stopped yet, and a group of people gathered around them, as if they were arguing about something. Because they had almost finished eating, Hogg finally came over under the attraction of gossip. As soon as he got close, he found that Koz and the other man were actually robbing a woman in broad daylight.
Seeing that the person coming was actually the Lord of Black Light, the crowd immediately parted ways, revealing the protagonist behind.
"My Lord God, please help me! These two monsters who are obviously demons actually slandered me as a Chaos element. I am your loyal believer!"
Looking at the beautiful woman with fair skin and long black hair wearing golden hair accessories in front of him, Hogg did not smell any chaotic aura from her at all. Instead, he felt an inexplicable sense of intimacy.
Thinking of this, Hogg directly characterized the incident and looked at the silent Coze and the Crow King with a look of rubbish:
"You two are hopeless. I think my reputation is ruined by you. How can you do something like this openly? Even if you spend some money! It's shabby, so damn shabby."
The two men who were scolded by the boss didn't dare to say much. While taking a breath, Corax quietly came over, whispered a few words to Hogg, and took out the emperor doll pretending to be dead to prove his innocence.
"Are you sure you're not mistaken?"
"Brother, it's absolutely true! Don't blame me, Coze. Don't you understand? That guy has no interest in human females at all. How could we do such a thing?"
Looking at the beautiful woman slumped on the ground, and then looking at Coze beside him, Hogg finally decided to trust his brother's taste, and directly ordered Blackwatch to clear the field and announced to the believers:
"Everyone, disperse! After my detailed investigation, I found that this person is a Chaos Element and a vicious follower of the evil god. I will take her back to the palace to perform an exorcism ceremony. The great Lord of Black Light will protect you. Please remember, good will prevail over evil, good will prevail over evil!"
Hearing that he was actually a Chaos element, people praised him one after another, saying that the Lord of Black Light was indeed the pillar of the empire, the filial son of the Divine Emperor, and the hero that everyone expected!
But before the crowd could disperse, a group of inquisitors arrested them all and took them directly to the courtroom for memory erasure.
Seeing that she couldn't escape this time, the woman who collapsed to the ground wanted to continue running away, but Hogg grabbed her shoulders and punched her.
"My beauty, now that you are in my hands, no one will pay attention to you even if you scream your throat out. Don't try to resist with your psychic witchcraft, I won't fall for it. If you call me daddy, maybe I can treat you better!"
Rubbing his swollen eyes, Dantes regretted why he joined in the fun. It was just to cheer a few times, but he was discovered by these judgment dogs.
At the thought that he might not live long, Dantes began to tremble all over, tears could not stop flowing down, and he made embarrassing sobbing sounds.
Seeing that she was so easy to bully, Hogg became more and more excited. He and Koz took out their cameras and started taking pictures crazily, vowing to record this wonderful scene forever.
Feeling that she would be humiliated if she continued like this, Dantis stopped pretending and first accused them of not knowing how to be gentle with women, but was directly ignored by the three people with good taste. Then she asked the question that puzzled her the most:
"I disguised myself so well, how did you find out that I'm not a Black Light believer?"
Hearing such a stupid question, Hogg pointed at his cool hairstyle and said proudly:
"You don't even have a cool hairstyle like mine, and you dare to touch the Black Light Sect. I think you are just a little jerk!"
(End of this chapter)