Chapter 286 Hogg: Dinner is finally here

Thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi. Don’t bully young people into poverty.

This was originally a famous saying about a loser's counterattack, which inspired countless predecessors to follow suit and embody this way of pretending with practical actions.

This sentence is exactly the opposite of Hogg's current situation. Even though he was just shouting "A husband and wife for a day are bound by a hundred days of grace", Hogg is basically a younger brother now.

Others all rose from decline to prosperity and reached the pinnacle! Hogg, on the other hand, rose from prosperity to decline, and no one cared.

Looking at his body that had shrunk into that of a child, Hogg felt that it was difficult for him to change his shape now. He looked like a complete loser and was not as strong as he had been in corgi form.

Although after ten thousand years of repeated exploitation, Hogg has been expanded several times, and in full state he can even reverse Tiangang and suppress Slaanesh and the violent Hongru under him, but now he is pitifully weak.

Unlike other localized heroes, this damn thing Hogg can only play in a favorable game, because he is a numerical monster and is essentially a piece of highly polluted twisted meat.

When facing an opponent with lower numerical strength than him, Hogg can do whatever he wants with his physical strength alone. Even if the opponent is one level higher than him, he can still use his psionic energy to slowly erode him.

Perhaps because it felt that he was not in good shape, Slaanesh did not give Hogg a chance to recover in the past 2000 years, and completely treated him as a medicine.

As a result, Hogg's blue bar and health bar are now at the bottom. Although he has a very impressive realm, in the end, he may not even be able to defeat an Angron.

Feeling the endless hunger coming from his body, Hogg felt that if he didn't find something to eat now, he might have to see his grandmother soon. But when he thought that he didn't have any grandmother at all, Hogg laughed out loud:

"No matter what, now I, Lord Hogg, have finally escaped from that cage after all the hardships.

You little slut, don't think that you can't do anything after you squeeze me dry. Wait until I recover, and then I'll let you know what it means to be a real man. I'm going to fuck you hard!

Hahahaha! (Д`;):.*”

Before Hogg could continue his fantasies, he felt another sharp pain in his stomach, as if urging him to find something to eat.

At this point, Hogg quickly tightened his children's clothes and walked towards the distant town with his short legs, hoping that others would take pity on him and give him something to eat.

When Hogg thought about the fact that he hadn't had a single bite of proper food in nearly ten thousand years, and had been eating either demons or unknown liquids, he felt nauseous in his mouth and his pace quickened.

As Hogg hurried on, he finally arrived at a gathering place and met people of his kind whom he had not seen for thousands of years.

Looking at the small but prosperous town in front of him, a sense of pride welled up in Hogg's heart. He thought that the empire had finally become what he had hoped it would be, and that his suffering over the past ten thousand years had not been in vain.

But at the same time, the human guards at the gathering place also discovered Hogg. They were all curious about where this beautiful little guy came from, and they all came over.

Perhaps because his body had turned into that of a child, Hogg's brain wasn't working properly. Before he could react, he was surrounded by the crowd.

For the humans living in the Damocles Gulf, a remote little place like theirs would not attract the attention of the empire at all.

Also, because they are close to the Principality of Ultramar, they are completely free to do whatever they want as long as they pay the tithe. As a result, this group of human bumpkins have no restraint at all from the people of the Empire. They can be described as the most unruly of the unruly among the unruly.

Therefore, when they saw Hogg, these innocent humans who had never seen the world were instantly captivated by his charm and began to touch him. If it were an ordinary person, being ravaged by this group of civilians would definitely make them furious, but Hogg was not an ordinary person. Instead, he thought of taking the opportunity to get a meal.

Seeing that the time was almost right, Hogg couldn't let these people touch him for nothing, so he licked his old face and acted cute, and asked the best-dressed person among them:
"Hello ma'am, can you take me to eat something? I'm so hungry!"

Hearing the beautiful little angel in front of her crying out for food, even though this lady was a mother of two children, she was instantly fascinated and picked up Hogg from the crowd and said to the people around her:
"Get the hell out of the way. Didn't you hear the little guy say he's hungry? Hurry up and get to work."

Although the crowd was reluctant to take their eyes off Hogg, since the sheriff had spoken, they could only return to their posts and work hard for their livelihood this year.

A few minutes later, under the gaze of three meal tickets, one big and two small, Hogg, who had already eaten the same amount of food as his own weight, finally stopped eating.

It's not that Hogg is already full. For him, this little bit of food is not enough to fill his teeth, but he is afraid that if he eats any more, he will eat up all the food rations of this kind-hearted person.

Although he didn't know why there was human DNA in the food in front of him, he didn't care since he could eat it. He wiped his mouth with his children's clothes and started talking:

"Thank you so much for your hospitality, kind lady. May I ask what year it is now? Where is this place?"

Hearing Hogg's question, the three of them instantly woke up from their enchantment. The sheriff's lady answered while clearing the dishes:
"Little guy, this is Taisiland! As for what year it is, Bruce, why don't you check the Black Calendar?"

After receiving his mother's instructions, a black-haired little boy immediately took out the terminal, pointed at the number displayed on it and said:
"Today is June 666, 41.M. The black calendar says today is a good day, suitable for gaining points in the game. So, mom, can I play a game of Galaxy Smash?"

Perhaps because of Hogg's arrival, the lady was in a good mood and agreed to her children's request to play games. After hearing their mother's promise, the two little boys immediately ran to the side holding the terminal.

Unlike the two little brats, Hogg couldn't help but feel a lot of emotion when he heard that it was already 40k. He thought that ten thousand years had passed, and he didn't know what had happened to his useless brothers and stupid descendants.

But when he saw that the residents of the Empire were living well, he put aside his worries and asked the lady who had finished cleaning the dishes:

"Ma'am, don't worry. Even though I'm down and out now, I will definitely repay you for your kindness when I find my brothers. I don't know your name yet. Can you tell me your name?"

Seeing Hogg acting like a little adult, Martha's heart melted instantly. She pinched Hogg's little face and rubbed it, saying enthusiastically:

"You are so cute, little one. I don't need your reward, but you can call me Aunt Martha."

"Martha? Ma'am, that's a great name. Since one of your sons is named Bruce, is the other one Kent?"

"Ah! How did you know that?"

I didn't expect that the other kid was actually called Kent. Hogg groaned with a look of pain on his face:

"It's all right, ma'am. I just guessed! But I'm not the kind of person who won't repay a favor. I see your family isn't rich. I've eaten so much of you, so I have to repay you anyway! After all, you still have two children to raise, right?"

But Martha's next words completely confused Hogg. He only heard this enthusiastic lady say:

"Under the leadership of the Greater Good, our Gotham Town is no longer starving like before, so you can eat without worry!"

(End of this chapter)