Chapter 247 People can’t, or at least shouldn’t.
As a human being, you should be happy and laugh at all times, but Ferrus really doesn't dare to laugh now.
Ever since he was beheaded, he has been holding the hammer that houses Fulgrim's soul in his mouth and fell into the time tunnel, fearing that if he let go, he would be separated from his lover.
But even with this ending, the couple are still in love with each other, hammering and arguing with each other, which is full of philosophy.
At that life-and-death moment, Ferrus was very glad that he liked black, and he always carried the neck guard that Hogg gave him. After all, who doesn't like shining gold!
Feeling the lightness of his body, although he didn't know the principle behind this, based on the principle of using it if it works, Ferrus was grateful to Hogg in his heart for the first time.
But Ferrus was also very curious why Hogg gave him such a gift. Was he really a genius who could predict the future?
Thinking of this, Ferrus suddenly woke up. He suddenly felt that Hogg's stupid and stupid appearance before was probably all a disguise, and his brother should be a wise man who saw through everything.
But after careful recollection, Ferrus was not sure whether there was really a wise man who could be so stupid. Every move of Hogg did not seem to be acting, and revealed a clear stupidity everywhere.
Perhaps it was because there was only one head left, and the Ferrus pig's brain was overloaded due to a severe lack of blood supply to the brain. Sometimes he thought Hogg was extremely smart, and sometimes he thought he was a complete idiot, and he couldn't convince himself no matter what.
As Ferrus was thinking, his pig brain was overloaded, and because there was no large area of blood vessels to dissipate heat, his entire head was like a mining card and inevitably entered a state of heating up.
But he himself was not harmed by the increase in temperature, but the Phoenix Hammer that was bitten suffered.
Feeling the hot body temperature of his close friend, the Phoenix Hammer trembled unconsciously, and a strange feeling rippled in Fulgrim's soul.
Although he escaped from Slaanesh's control, Fulgrim's soul was inevitably tainted with a trace of pollution, and the sensitivity of his entire soul had long been stretched to the limit.
At this time, Fulgrim, who has turned into the Phoenix Hammer, has become a spirit-like existence. Any action imposed on the hammer will affect his spirit.
So, when Ferrus held the center of the hammer handle in his mouth, Fulgrim felt something strange, but the situation was too critical at the time so he did not think about it too much.
But the occasional shaking of the hammer made Ferrus even more anxious. He clenched his teeth even tighter and kept asking:
"Fogg, what happened? Say something!"
But no matter how Ferrus asked, Fulgrim said nothing. Only the screams every few seconds made Ferrus realize that his brother was still alive.
Such a shocking scene, perhaps even God could not bear to watch it. After reaching the preset location, the time and space tunnel directly spit out these two disgusting things.
At this time, Hogg, who was enjoying sunbathing on the beach in Alicia, noticed that a black shadow seemed to flash across the sky, but when he thought it might be a flock of migrating birds, he didn't care, turned over and continued to lie down.
However, Hogg, who was lying on the chair, suddenly found that Ross in the distance was looking at him with horror, muttering something.
Although the distance was too far to hear clearly, Hogg could read lips and translated word by word: "Be careful, attack?"
Upon hearing this, Hogg immediately felt that this rebellious son was itching for trouble again. Alicia was his rear base, so there was no way she would be attacked. Was it possible that a strong man would drop from the sky and kill him with a hammer?
Hogg jumped up when he thought of this, pointed his finger at Ross who was running towards him, and shouted:
"Who dares to attack me? If you don't say 1234 today, I will make you become 1234. You bastard, you actually played tricks on me, I..."
"boom!"
Before Hogg could finish his words, a huge war hammer fell from the sky and hit him squarely on the head, with the hammer head embedded directly into half of his skull.
However, the fatal wound did not make Hogg lose his ability to move, but instead caused him to be furious. He could not imagine that someone would dare to attack him in broad daylight.
Just as Hogg was trying to pull the hidden weapon out of his head, a head slipped from the hammer handle and fell into Hogg's hand.
But before Hogg could take a closer look, the head in his hand turned over by itself, revealing his true face, which almost scared Hogg half to death.
"Fuck, Ferrus, why is there only a head left of you?"
Hearing the familiar voice, Ferus felt relieved. It was the first time he was so excited to see Hogg, but he was always thinking about his close friend, so he said first:
"It's too late to explain. Go check on Fulgrim. He's not in a good condition and hasn't replied to me."
Although it was expected, seeing Ferrus so infatuated, Hogg couldn't help but sigh, there is indeed true love in the world, and gay friends are more important than anything else. He didn't expect that this guy was chopped down, but he still couldn't stop talking about his little wife.
But in order to take care of his brother's emotions, Hogg still comforted him:
"Ferrus, why bother hanging yourself for a tree? Fulgrim is gone, even if you love him so much you can't talk nonsense!
Look around, there are only three of us, no, there are only two of us, there is no Fulgrim, you can't mistake my offspring Ross for that wraith, can you?
But if you really like Ross, I, as a father, don’t disagree. Ross, come here and take your husband back.”
After receiving his father's order, Ross reluctantly took the money from Hogg and said with a troubled look on his face:
"That Lord Ferrus, although I am lustful, greedy, and lazy, I really don't like this. How about you change someone?"
Hearing the father and son speaking in unison, Ferrus finally became certain of one thing, that is, Hogg was a real idiot and was not pretending at all, and he should not have any illusions about him.
But for the sake of Fulgrim, Frus suppressed his anger, pointed his tongue at Hogg's head and said:
"You wretched little dwarf, Fulgrim has turned into a hammer, and that's the one sticking in your head right now."
Hogg naturally wouldn't believe such a bizarre thing. He pulled off the warhammer stuck in his head, waved it in his hand a few times, and he was sure that it was just a hammer. How could it be a person?
But as Hogg swung the hammer up and down, a long-suppressed high-pitched groan came from the hammer:
"Oh dear, you are so rude!"
(End of this chapter)