Chapter 233 The great dog-man prime minister, the eternal red king.
Phrases like "great wisdom appears foolish" and "wise at heart" are generally used to describe people who do not seem to be very smart but are actually very wise.
Even though these people appear to be very smart, they are essentially just smarties, but Magnus is different.
Who is the poster girl for Warhammer IQ? It must be the Rainbow Pony who is the same as the blue-haired stupid god. It's because what he did was so explosive that the Emperor was directly shocked and got hemorrhoids for ten thousand years.
The adjective "amazing wisdom" was misused by Magnus. To him, wisdom or not is not important. The key is that he is amazing!
Looking at this little four-meter tall guy, Hogg had to look up to see his proud expression. But no matter how Hogg beautified his image, in his eyes, he still felt like he was looking at a sunburned Ogryn.
"Alas~ Whose stupid kid has grown so big? Fortunately, it's just an Ogryn, not a one-eyed sunburned Ogryn."
Thinking of Maokai, the Phoenix Cub under his command, who has now been promoted to Mechanical Sage, it seems that the word Ogryn is no longer appropriate to use for Magnus, and Hogg sighed again.
Magnus saw his brother sighing and didn't understand why Hogg was like this. Couldn't the great Red King solve his problem?
"Don't sigh, Hogg. Any problem is not a problem for your noble brother. Even if I can't do it, I can still make a psychic call to our wise father."
Upon hearing this, Hogg couldn't help but admire Old Man Huang's ability to judge people accurately. This unfortunate guy always makes harassing phone calls, and one day he might even bring the Internet to a standstill with just one call.
But seeing Magnus standing next to him like a wall, Hogg's thousands of words finally turned into one sentence:
"It's really good for me without you!"
"???"
Although Magnus is not very smart, he is a normal person and can understand when others mock him.
This made Xiao Ma Ge, who was just feeling proud of his life, look downcast. He took out the transfer order handed to him by the emperor himself and threw it at Hogg. He pointed at Hogg with the Great Wilderness Prisoner Heaven move and started to say:
"Hogg, you are such a heartless man. If my father hadn't said I could help you, I wouldn't want to get involved with a muscle barbarian like you! I have been your chancellor for so many years. If brother... brother, ah! What's brother?"
Magnus couldn't say the name that was about to come out of his mouth, and as he recalled it, it seemed as if some force was constantly interfering with him, causing Magnus to wail in pain:
"No! I clearly remember who that person is. Damn it, get out of my mind now. Ah~ The Red King will never surrender."
Looking at Magnus's convulsions, Hogg thought he was having another attack, but as he wailed in pain, Hogg finally realized what was wrong and ran to the laboratory holding the red-skinned giant weighing more than a ton.
Magnus, who was lifted up, emanated strong psychic fluctuations all over his body, as if he was fighting with some terrifying existence, and his big face turned even redder.
But looking at his expression, Hogg thought that this guy must be the one being abused. He was afraid that he would die on his ship, so he could only take the initiative to comfort him:
"Magnus, what the hell are you doing? Hang on, bastard. The lab is almost here. Don't die on my ship, or you won't be able to be the principal anymore!"
Perhaps it was because Hogg's voice anchored Magnus's mind, or perhaps it was because his obsession with being the principal made him reluctant to give up, and the little Marco, who was immersed in the depths of his soul, completely exploded.
Looking at Magnus being lifted in the air, he entered the demonic state. In order to prevent the surging chaotic psychic energy from exploding, Hogg had to use his tentacles to restrain Magnus's body and absorb his psychic energy.
As Hogg's swallowing speed increased, his flesh and blood inevitably merged into Magnus' body. This allowed Hogg, who was always monitoring Magnus' physical condition, to discover that Magnus' condition was gradually improving.
The red scarf that had been wrapped around Hogg's neck was also stained by the scarlet psionic energy, emitting bursts of light, and a dog's paw mark woven with brass thread emerged.
Hogg, who has high-dimensional characteristics, immediately discovered the clue. Even though he was a complete Muggle when it came to psychic powers, his eyes were not blind. In addition, when the Emperor saw the scarf, he sang and danced, so he seemed to understand something.
But in order to prevent his own flesh and blood from contaminating and devouring Magnus's subspace essence, Hogg had to slow down the fusion speed. He could only put the half-demon Magnus on a large operating table and monitor his body with more professional instruments.
Just when Hogg was about to fill up his psionic energy reserves, Magnus, who was wrapped in layers of tentacles, finally came out of his demonic state and turned back into the sunburned Ogryn.
However, as soon as Magnus opened his eyes, he fell off the operating table, and in a panic, he carved something on the table with his fingers, muttering:
"No one can take away my memory, no one!"
But as Magnus wrote and drew, he gradually became slower. After finishing carving the last character, he squatted on the deck, sweating profusely and gasping for breath.
Looking at the operating table that was already covered with words, Magnus' eyes shed tears. He pointed at the marks on it with tears and laughter and said: "Hogg, you are right. There are no kind spirits in the warp. I finally see their true colors. But I am also right. It is Gotha. I finally remember that name."
Magnus wiped the tears from his face, struggled to get up, pointed at the red scarf on Hogg's neck and laughed:
"You, a Negative Psychic Ogryn, have no idea what our disciple did. He accomplished a feat that even I dare not imagine. The Dogman Empire has not completely perished. Their souls are still there."
Silently taking off the scarf from around his neck, Hogge stroked this precious relic that represented their shared memories. The previously dull brass mark was now sparkling.
The moment Magnus woke him up, Hogg had already sensed the broken soul that should not exist in its illusory projection:
"Gotha, is that you?"
Hogg summoned several dark and hideous phantom tentacles. As the sharp teeth on them expanded and expanded, a tiny ball of light completely immersed in psionic energy appeared in front of the two men.
Looking at this cowardly and weak soul dancing up and down, the two chiefs of the Dog Man Empire widened their eyes, and were both convinced that this was their common disciple.
"Hahahahaha! Magnus, do you know what this means?"
"Does this mean that besides being the president of the empire, I can also be the chancellor?"
"That's right! Not only can you be the prime minister, I can also be the emperor again! Win, win this time!"
The two brothers, who were in cahoots with each other, laughed wildly and planned the future of the dog people. As the topic deepened, their conversation inevitably became more detailed.
Hogg, who never forgot his original intention, was still thinking about his broken Second Empire, muttering:
"Magnus, now our Second Empire finally has people. With our leadership abilities, that old man Huang will definitely kneel down and beg us."
When he thought of that scene, even Magnus, who loved his father deeply, couldn't help but feel secretly happy. Although he could only be a prime minister at best, he was still second only to the emperor and above everyone else!
Perhaps the scene described by Hogg was too beautiful. The two emperors' biological sons were really delighted. Under the illumination of Gotha's soul, they plotted the grand blueprint of the Second Empire.
"Hogg, now that things have come to this, you must not lose face! I have long disliked that old wall lamp of Malcador, and the position of Prime Minister is very suitable for me."
Hogg, who was about to lose his mind, naturally agreed and promised Magnus:
“Don’t worry. We brothers have such a good relationship, so you will definitely have a position. Not only you, but I will also let Mortarion be the Minister of Agriculture, Angron the Head of Foreign Affairs, and Koze be the Supervisory Department.
Corax and the Khan also have their posts, and in short, everyone has an official post, and everyone gets rich together."
These words naturally made Magnus very satisfied, but he was still filial and asked:
"What are the Emperor and Malcador doing?"
"Hmm? Xiao Ma! What you said is not progressive. These two old people from the previous dynasty are useless. When the time comes, just find a deserted place and throw them there as savages. Maybe after a few hundred years, they can even reproduce into a race!"
The two of them looked at each other and gave each other a look that said "I understand". Their already wild laughter even took on a hint of vulgarity.
The emperor, who had been silently shielding his eyes from the crowd, clenched his fists after seeing this scene, gritted his teeth, took out a scarlet chess piece and placed it on the chessboard.
Makado, who was standing next to him, was so angry that he broke his scepter and wanted to fly over and smash the two guys' heads off.
"I'm not angry, I'm not angry, ah! But I'm still very angry!"
Malcador, who was usually calm and composed, immediately pulled out a portal, but before he could lock the spatial coordinates, a psychic pulse from the Emperor shattered the portal, and he pressed his old friend's hand and said:
"No hurry, wait until they have gone crazy enough, then we will settle the score with them. Then we will throw them on a deserted planet and beat them for seven days and seven nights!"
The Emperor's words finally calmed Malcador down and saved the happy Hogg and the other two from being beaten up. The two peeping men started fiddling with the chessboard again.
However, on the chessboard this time, a ferocious eight-pointed star was reflected, and under the shadow of the northwest, which symbolized madness and tyranny, there was an extra small chess piece.
And this small chess piece has a carved dog head with a silly grin that looks cowardly and stupid.
(End of this chapter)