Chapter 1: A Day in the Life of a Warhammer Primarch

842, M30 Solar System
Alicia is a beautiful planet. Compared with the various death worlds within the empire, it can be said to be a little paradise.

But in this desperate and cruel universe, no place can be called paradise. After all, this is the Warhammer universe.

To be honest, when Hogg learned that he had traveled to the Warhammer universe, he felt like a fart spirit whose toes had been stepped on. Fortunately, he had a strong will and did not cry.

Although he usually makes some Warhammer jokes with his stupid friends, and says that he will definitely throw his friends into the Warhammer universe if he has the chance, but: "I don't want to come to this shithole!!"

"Sir, sir! I'd like a serving of crispy roti pancakes."

A group of people gathered in front of the Hogg BBQ fast food restaurant on the upper level of the hive city. Most of them were women, but there were also many men. Everyone was looking at Hogg behind the bar with dazed eyes.

"Okay, please wait a moment." Ignoring the gazes of the people in front of him, Master Huo began his busy work.

Hogg, a handsome man standing two meters tall, began to cook very flexibly behind the bar. With one hand, he put the pre-skewered meat on the promethium stove and roasted it, while with the other hand he was spreading a piece of cracker.

Two minutes later, a wrap filled with barbecued meat and spice sauce was ready. After pairing it with a glass of carefully prepared fruity drink, he bent down and handed it to the exquisitely dressed lady in front of him.

After rejecting the 1452th ambiguous invitation from an obviously upper-class aristocratic lady, he began to prepare food for the next customer.

As the throne coins jingled, the wallet became heavier, and Hogg felt a sense of satisfaction. (Just use the throne coins! I haven't found the currency system.)
In the evening, after closing the shop, Hogg, carrying a huge insulated box on his back, walked slowly along the broken plastic-steel stairs of the hive.

His destination was the entrance to the lower nest, about 1 kilometer below. In the insulated box was the takeaway that the customer had ordered this morning.

The hive city in the Warhammer world is not the same as the city we generally think of. If we make an analogy, it is equivalent to Chongqing where Hogg was in the previous life. Of course, you don't have to think so.

The Hive City is a huge man-made three-dimensional city. Some people here have never even seen what the sky looks like. Of course, this is only for the residents of the bottom nest. People living on the top floor of the Hive City can enjoy plenty of sunshine and fresh air that has been artificially processed.

Ding! As the indicator light came on, the huge freight elevator that could accommodate several tanks began to operate, and soon Hogg arrived at the bottom of the hive.

What greeted him was the same exhaust gas from the Bottom Nest that had remained unchanged for thousands of years. It was said that the exhaust gas in some places could choke people to death. Perhaps it was because people had different physiques. For Hogg, this exhaust gas had no effect on him and even tasted a little sweet.

Soon Hogg spotted the contact person, a sturdy defense soldier wearing army green bulletproof armor, one of his hands was a metal prosthesis, and he carried a laser rifle behind him. He was walking towards him after spotting Hogg.

"Hi! Hogg," the two hugged each other warmly.

"I can't believe you've grown so big. I remember you were so small back then, haha!"

Facing Hogg who was more than two meters tall, Bruce wanted to pat him on the head, but unfortunately he was not tall enough and could only pat his arm.

"Uncle Bruce, I'm already 12 years old. It's normal to be taller, isn't it?" Bruce Hogg was very happy to see that. The two chatted while walking towards the defense force's base nearby.

"Look who's here. Our 'walking star', Hog Menethil, is here."

Bruce's rough voice rang out in the camp, and soon a group of big men and strong women rushed out from the surrounding rooms and surrounded Hogg.

Faced with everyone's enthusiasm, Hogg had no choice but to open the package and distribute the burritos, while responding with a smile on his face.

To be honest, Hogg is a bit socially anxious and not very adaptable to such lively occasions, even though they are all his friends.

Back in his shop, lying on a 3-meter-long metal bed, Hogg put aside his usual steadiness and calmness and began his daily routine of EMO lamenting about life.

12 years ago, Hogg, who was still an ordinary graduate, came home from get off work. While playing games with his five friends at home, he saw a shooting star in the sky.

Hogg was about to make a wish. He closed his eyes, clasped his hands together and muttered, "I want to have a colorful life. I don't want a life that is so dull and boring. If possible, I want a girlfriend who is preferably a cute girl with animal ears. An elf lady is also fine. I'm not picky."

Before he could finish his words, Hogg opened his eyes and saw the meteor making an abrupt 90-degree turn and hitting him.

And then nothing happened. Hogg traveled through time and space and became a baby. He then appeared in the wilderness and began to survive.

Hogg began wandering in the wilderness at the age of one. When he was tired, he would dig a hole and sleep in it. When he was hungry, he would look for food. Hogg had eaten all the wild animals in the wilderness of Alicia.

At this time, the Alicia Civil War had just ended, and the 4th Defense Company, which was sent to collect supplies, discovered and accepted him. The most knowledgeable old company commander, who had graduated from elementary school, gave him the surname [Menethil].

To be honest, Hogg felt that the last name Menethil was a bit unlucky, of course not for himself, but for his cheap father in this world.

However, based on the information I know, I estimate that even if I grow up, it will be difficult for me to play the role of a loving father and a filial son.

After all, according to Hogg's inference, his cheap father should be that man.

The one who owns most of the galaxy, commands millions of superhuman soldiers, shattered the fragments of the Star God with one blow, tricked the evil god into burning the warp, Sally dreams of climbing into his bed, and Khorne has to offer him a cigarette whenever he sees him. Even if the entire universe is destroyed, there will only be one mouth left, shouting "I am not a god", and the big golden guy who only loves gold - [The Emperor].

ε=(ο｀*)))Alas! "Now that I'm here, what else can I do?" Hogg twisted his body and wrapped himself tightly in his plush blanket.

As one of the 21 descendants created by the Emperor, or Primarchs, each of them has a strong body and amazing skills.

For example, Hogg has an extremely strong body and monstrous vitality. At the age of 12, he could crush the main building materials of the interstellar era with one punch. His brain is comparable to the most powerful computer and he can understand anything after just one look.

It is difficult for ordinary weapons to penetrate defense. Even if you are injured, as long as you don't die instantly, you can heal and regenerate at an incredible speed, comparable to the biochemical monsters in the games of the previous life. They don't even care about the conservation of mass and energy, and can survive by eating dirt when they are hungry.

Moreover, Hogg still feels that his special ability has not yet awakened. If it awakens, it will only be more powerful!
This was Hogg's personal experience after being covered by fire from a troop during the Civil War. If you want to ask what happened to the other side, I can only say to be more careful in your next life.

After half a year, the nest city where the opposing troops were located was directly destroyed, which was also the fundamental reason for the end of the civil war.

But what about the Primarchs? Although it is now the 30K time point and the Imperial Truth is prevalent, and it is not the disgusting and desperate world of 40K in the future, even a Primarch, without awakening the essence of the Warp, is just a more advanced pawn!
If Hogg can defeat a Warp Evil God with one punch, then Hogg can make the Four Gods feel what a lunatic is.

In summary, without cheats, the Warhammer universe can only be a background soldier, and darkness and despair are the only themes of this world.

"Where are the cute girl with animal ears and the elf queen? Meteor, come back, you want after-sales service!! Damn it, just give up, the worst that can happen is that you will just eat and wait for death, or surrender..."

As if Hogg's complaints had worked, an invincible voice rang out from the small room: "Snap", Hogg felt himself being hit hard by a golden palm.

Hogg stopped moving on the bed, looked at his body emitting a strange light, and felt several disgusting eyes staring at him in the void.

Red, blue, green and purple, the four rays of light flashed intertwined and then were swallowed up by themselves.

It was as if he heard a roar, and blood-red light continued to surge, but it was still swallowed up by himself, until a golden light came, accompanied by a miserable dog barking, and the red light stopped giving away.

And a voice came into my mind:
【Found you (gold font)】

“w(Д)w ahhhh, ah this, I think I know who those four bastards are. I can only say thank you for the reward!”

Hogg, with a look of astonishment on his face, felt that his future life might not be peaceful. The good news was that his father was coming, but the bad news was also that his cheap father was coming.

Rubbing his head, Hogg thought that the big guy probably didn't hear what he said just now.

Alas! Now that things have come to this, let’s go to sleep first!!!
(End of this chapter)