Chapter 97 You can’t have your cake and eat it too

Chapter 97 You can’t have your cake and eat it too
Guangling area.

"call"

Lin Huang lit a cigarette and puffed out smoke. He had enough time and patience to wait.

He wanted to see what this sign-in longevity system was up to.

[Shouldn't you have just traveled to the Tongwei Xiuxian Realm and struggled to survive in this world where the strong prey on the weak? Why did you cultivate to the eleventh level of earthly immortals? ]

The tone of the sign-in longevity system is no longer programmed or mechanical, but full of disbelief and extremely humane.

"Haha, you are a system, you should be omniscient and omnipotent, but you don't know?"

Lin Huang smiled sarcastically. He wanted to see what the origin of this [Sign-in Immortality System] was and whether it could discover the existence of the [Chat Group of Villains in the World].

【.】

The sign-in longevity system is even more speechless.

Who in the family understands it? It is just an ordinary sign-in and longevity system, not an omniscient supreme god!

The way the system works is to find a host, guide the host to change the operation of the world, and obtain the origin of the world that overflows when fate deviates. This is a win-win situation!
But now, the host it is looking for is not a powerless rookie, but an earthly immortal who is powerful enough to dominate the world of immortal cultivation!
So what's the use of it?

"Tongzi, let's talk frankly. Where are you from? What is your purpose? What is your purpose in finding me?"

Seeing that the sign-in longevity system crashed again, Lin Huang was too lazy to tease it and asked bluntly.

【Well】

The Sign-in Immortality System hesitated. It was not used to having an equal conversation with the host.

[The thoughts of billions of living beings on Earth in your previous life gathered together, leading to my birth. In addition to me, there are also various system gold fingers! ]

[The operating logic of our system family is to help the travelers from Earth, so that they can overcome difficulties in the other world after traveling through time and step by step reach the top. At the same time, we can also obtain various benefits! ]

【Win-win cooperation between both parties! 】

After a moment of silence, the Sign-in Longevity System spoke faintly.

"Oh, the telekinesis of billions of creatures on Earth in the previous life led to the birth of your system clan?"

"But everyone on Earth is an ordinary person, how could they have such a miraculous ability? Are you kidding me?"

Lin Huang couldn’t believe that an ordinary person’s telekinesis could actually give birth to various systems?
This is too fake, no one would believe it!
[All the desires of human beings, including the seven emotions and six desires, came together to form telekinesis, and then some changes that I couldn't explain clearly occurred, which led to the magical changes that were like the creation of a god! ]

The sign-in longevity system does not know its principles, only its own origins and missions.

"Then what kind of price do we, as hosts, have to pay?"

Since the system itself couldn't explain it clearly, Lin Huang was too lazy to ask any more questions.

He had heard a saying in his previous life that all gifts bestowed by fate have already been secretly marked with a price.

He had never thought about this problem before, not because he ignored it, but because no matter how much he thought about it, it was useless.

[Without a price, do you think we, as the golden fingers that spread across the heavens and the worlds, need the ants to do anything for us? ]

【It is a win-win cooperation for both of us! 】

The answer from the Sign-in Immortality System was beyond Lin Huang’s expectations.

He didn't know whether to be happy or sad.

Are you glad that you are an ant and there is nothing worthy of the golden finger?
Or should I be sad that in the eyes of the golden finger I am just an insignificant ant, not worthy of being used?
But the answer from the Sign-in Immortality System made him secretly relieved.

"Okay, so what are you going to do now?"

"The novice gift package you gave me is too shabby. Do you have a gift package of a higher level?"

Lin Huang now only wants to know what benefits he can get after having an extra golden finger.

[No more, not even a drop! ]

The sign-in longevity system is a little bit panic.

Is this host going to rob me?

"Huh? What do you mean?"

Lin Huang was a little unhappy.

[Really, there is nothing left. I have said before that my underlying operating logic is that I guide the host to change the world, and I obtain the origin of the world that overflows from the world. We can cooperate and achieve a win-win situation.]

[Now that you have changed the world yourself, I haven't obtained the origin of the world that was scattered when the world's destiny deviated. What can I give you? ]

The sign-in longevity system makes me want to cry.

It had only a little energy when it left the factory, and after crossing the microscopic world and finding a host, there was very little left.

If the host follows the normal steps, after getting the big gift package, he will stir up trouble in the world of immortal cultivation and cause fate to deviate, then he will be able to obtain the origin of the world overflowing from the world.

In this way, while accumulating energy, it can also continue to give various rewards to the host, which is a win-win situation.

but now.
Something went wrong somewhere, and the host changed the world of immortal cultivation, but it was too late, and the origin of the world that overflowed from the world of immortal cultivation was gone.

"Ha, you mean, blame me?"

"I am a dignified earthly immortal, but you only gave me a third-level cultivation technique. Whose fault is it?"

Lin Huang smiled. This system was really interesting.

[Let's review it again. Are you from Earth 2024 and your name is Lin Huang? ]

The Sign-in Immortality System was speechless, calmed down, and asked.

"Yes, I am indeed Lin Huang, and I am indeed from the Earth in 2024."

Lin Huang nodded.

[You were hit and killed by a dump truck while delivering food, right? ]

Tongzi asked again.

"I don't know about that. Anyway, when I came to my senses, I had already traveled to the world of immortal cultivation."

Lin Huang’s eyes went dark at that moment and he had no idea what was happening.

[So you traveled to the Tongwei Immortal Cultivation Realm, right? ]

Tongzi then asked.

"Yes."

Lin Huang nodded in acknowledgment.

[Then why do you have the strength of the Earthly Immortal Realm? ]

Here comes the main problem.

"Is it possible that I have traveled to the Tongwei Xiuxian Realm for more than half a year?"

Lin Huang understood that he was half a year late for signing in to the Longevity System.

[What? You've been traveling through time for more than half a year? ]

Damn it, it turns out it was late.

"Yes, strictly speaking, it's been almost a year."

Lin Huang then nodded.

[That's not right. You've only traveled through time for more than half a year. How could you possibly have the strength of an Earthly Immortal? ]

I still haven’t figured out the sign-in longevity system.

"Tell me, is it possible that I have another adventure?"

Lin Huang raised his eyebrows and asked back.

[Ah, a slutty bitch hooked up with you? ]

It's confirmed, it turns out that its host was intercepted by another golden finger.

[Who the hell are you calling a slut? ]

At this time, a powerful voice sounded, it turned out to be the chat group of villains in the world.

[Hmm? You are from the chat group of villains? How dare you steal my host? You think you are right to steal my host? You bastard %¥#@#%%]

As the saying goes, there is naked competition among peers. The sign-in longevity system instantly went mad and started swearing at the chat group.

[Fuck, you were late by yourself, who can you blame? Come out and fight me, I will kill you.]

The chat group of all the villains in the world is not to be trifled with, they curse and swear a lot.

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The two golden fingers were fighting, and Lin Huang sat aside and watched the show.

He had seen shrews swearing in the streets in his previous life, but it was rare to see a golden finger swearing at each other.

This is so interesting!

【.】

【.】The two golden fingers cursed at each other for more than half an hour, and Lin Huang also listened for more than half an hour.

The richness of their swear words is astonishing, and Lin Huang was truly eye-opening.

"Okay, stop arguing, sit down and talk it over."

Lin Huang was tired of listening and spoke.

[The host is right. It’s pointless for us to continue arguing. According to the principle of first come first served, I found the host first. You can go find someone else! ]

The chat group of villains in the world quickly stopped the verbal abuse and said to the sign-in immortality system.

[Humph, he is my host. I just came a step late, so you snatched him away. You are the one who should leave! ]

How could the Sign-in Immortality System be willing to quit? He replied.

【Will you leave?】

[I won't leave. If anyone leaves, it's you! ]

They failed to reach an agreement and started arguing again.

"I say, can't you just coexist peacefully?"

Lin Huang picked his ears and said.

Only children make choices, of course adults have to make choices.

Although this sign-in longevity system is not very useful, it is better than nothing.

【cannot! 】

【cannot! 】

The two golden fingers said in unison.

You can't have both fish and bear's paw!

"You really can't coexist and can only choose one or the other?"

Lin Huang became unhappy instantly. All this trouble was in vain?
[Host, choose me. Even if I come half a year late, I can still take you to the top! ]

[It's just the eleventh level of earthly immortal, which is nothing. There are also celestial immortals, mysterious immortals, golden immortals, Taiyi, Daluo, quasi-sage, Hunyuan Daluo, Hunyuan Wuji, and Dao realms.]

[I promise the host that in just 10,000 years, I can help you reach the realm of Hunyuan Daluo, which is eternal! ]

The Sign-in Immortality System said quickly.

[Hehe, can you connect the heavens? Can you let the host travel through the heavens and myriad worlds at will? ]

[Besides, the host has already gotten used to my existence, would he choose a little jerk like you? ]

[Although I can't guarantee anything, I let you, the host, be the group leader as soon as I arrived, and we have been working together for so long, you won't think of replacing me, right? ]

The chat group of all villains first belittled the other party, and then said to Lin Huang.

ha?
After Xuanxian are Jinxian, Taiyi and Daluo?
Are there quasi-saints, Hunyuan Daluo, Hunyuan Wuji, and the Great Dao behind them?
This is unexpected news!
Lin Huang raised his eyebrows and instantly laughed.

Have I become a popular commodity being snatched away by two golden fingers?

"Choose to enter the longevity system? Reach the Hunyuan Daluo realm in 10,000 years?"

"But the chat group is also very important to me!"

Lin Huang began to wonder which one to choose.

He wanted both and couldn't bear to throw either one away!
With a turn of his eyes, Lin Huang sent a message to the [Villain Chat Group]:
"Qunzi, let's discuss and grab the sign-in longevity system. What do you think?"

Fortunately, he had linked himself to the [Chat Group of All Villains] early on, and their voice transmission automatically blocked the [Sign-in Immortality System].

【Stolen it? 】

The chat group of all villains in the world was also amused. This host was so bold and greedy!

"Yes, I just grabbed it. I think its check-in function and longevity function are good."

"Just tell me, is there a way to do it? Can it be done?"

The lifespan in the Earthly Immortal Realm is only 129,600 years, but Lin Huang would not think that the lifespan is too long, so the longevity function is quite useful to him.

The sign-in feature is also good, at least it’s free!

[Yes, let’s do it! ]

The chat group of all villains was also straightforward and agreed without hesitation.

"Haha, I knew you could do it, hurry up and grab it, it's best if you can swallow it!"

Lin Huang was instantly overjoyed and encouraged.

[Okay, I'll take the lead, and you'll cooperate with me. Let's work together to swallow it! ]

The chat group of all villains in the world is also eager to try it out.

"it is good!"

Lin Huang replied.

[Hey, dear host, how are you thinking about this? ]

On the other hand, the Sign-in Immortality System is still unaware of their plan.

After waiting for a long time and not getting any reply from Lin Huang, it urged.

【cut! 】

In Lin Huang's Niwan Palace, the villain chat group of the heavens suddenly shouted, and an invisible sword slashed down, slashing towards the sign-in longevity system.

[Ah, you have no moral principles and actually fought with me. I will kill you! ]

The Sign-in Immortality System finally reacted and was filled with shock and anger.

"Crack."

But all its clamor is in vain.

The next moment, the defense of the sign-in longevity system was breached.

[You are so powerful? I don't want to play with you anymore. Can't I just leave? ]

The Sign-in Immortality System screamed and tried to escape from Lin Huang’s mind on the spot.

"Where to go if you want to run?"

Lin Huang's mind moved, and he sealed the Niwan Palace.

The chat group of all villains in the world has tracked them down and pounced on them again.

【you.】

The Sign-in Immortality System then realized that the two of them had conspired to take its life.

Unfortunately, it realized it too late and was now at its wits' end.

In addition, it has no support from the host, and its power is not as good as that of the chat group of villains in the world.

【ah】

The Sign-in Immortality System screamed, but before it could get angry, it was killed by the chat group of villains in the world.

It couldn't believe that it would die here and eventually be completely annihilated.

"buzz"

The consciousness of the Sign-in Immortality System was wiped out, and it was completely reduced to its original form, leaving only a large ball of light.

The chat group of villains from all over the world pounced fiercely and swallowed the big ball of light.

After a while, the chat group interface jumped and a line of prompts appeared in front of Lin Huang:
[Ding! The chat group of villains in the universe has been automatically upgraded. Click the link to view it! ]

"Upgraded?"

Lin Huang clicked on the link in the prompt and found that the 'Group Mall' had been updated, and the original six special products remained unchanged.

Many new commodities have been added, ranging from daily necessities such as firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea to various hot weapons, various technological products, etc.

“This is the real group mall!”

Lin Huang continued to look, and in addition to the update of the 'Group Mall', a new 'Group Task' function was added.

Task function: the chat group will automatically generate various tasks according to the situations of the group members. Group members can choose whether to accept them or invite other group members to participate in the tasks. After completing the tasks, they will receive points as rewards.

Similarly, as the group leader, Lin Huang automatically obtains the total points earned by group members.

This is an update at the group member level!
As the group leader, Lin Huang has the new privilege of 'longevity'.

For every day you survive, your life span will automatically increase by one day, and so on.

In other words, unless he dies accidentally, he will never be in danger of dying in the future.

(End of this chapter)