Chapter 79 I, Xu Damao, finally have a son

Chapter 79 I, Xu Damao, finally have a son
Chat group.

Sha Zhu (Xu Damao): "Brothers, let me tell you a good news. My wife gave birth to a son."

"I, Old Xu, finally have a son. Haha, look, isn't my son handsome?"

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At this time, Xu Damao said happily and sent a photo of his son.

Not long after Yu Li was sent to the hospital, she gave birth to a big fat boy weighing 7.8 kilograms.

Xu Damao was so happy that he danced with joy and almost forgot his own name.

After comforting his wife, he immediately opened the chat group and instantly turned into a crazy show-off for his son.

Zhao Gao (Gao Yao): "Congratulations, Lao Xu. I am happy for you as your brother. Our nephew looks just like you."

"By the way, I have prepared a gift for my nephew. Please accept it for him."

Seeing the baby photos posted by Xu Damao, Gao Yao was really happy for him.

After thinking for a while, he took out a horseshoe gold ingot, rubbed his hands together, and the horseshoe gold turned into a gold medal.

There were a few seal characters engraved on the gold medal: [Presented by General Gao of the Great Qin].

Afterwards, Gao Yao stuffed the one-pound gold medal into a red envelope and sent it to Xu Damao.

[Ding! 'Zhao Gao' sent an exclusive red envelope to 'Sha Zhu'! ]

Linghu Chong (Dongfang Bai): "I have also prepared a gift for you."

Dongfang Bai was located in the southwestern Toungoo Dynasty, which happened to be a place rich in jade.

She carved a set of jewelry suitable for boys out of jade and gave it to Xu Damao.

[Ding! 'Linghu Chong' sent an exclusive red envelope to 'Sha Zhu'! ]

Run Ge (Ding Xiu): "Congratulations, Brother Xu, on your baby's birth. Since everyone has prepared gifts, I won't be left behind."

When Ding Xiu saw that everyone was giving gifts, how could he fall behind?

As the imperial teacher of the Ming Dynasty and the father of the young emperor, he was free to choose from the Ming Dynasty's treasury.

[Ding! 'Run Ge' sent an exclusive red envelope to 'Sha Zhu'! ]

Zhu Tiedan (Zhu Wushi): "Congratulations, it's just a small gift, not much of a respect."

Ding Xiu sent it, and if Zhu Wushi didn't, wouldn't it be that he was inferior to Ding Xiu for nothing?
This is absolutely not possible!

Zhu Wusi thought about it, what should he give?

Got it!

[Ding! 'Zhu Tiedan' sent an exclusive red envelope to 'Shazhu'! ]

The Second Miracle (Xiong Ba): "Congratulations to Xiao Xu on his baby boy."

Yandere Crazy (Jiang Yuyan): "Congratulations."

Give it to them all, including Xiongba and Jiang Yuyan.

Sha Zhu (Xu Damao): "Thank you, everyone. Old Xu would like to thank all the uncles and aunts for their gifts on behalf of my son."

After receiving the red envelopes, Xu Damao smiled.

He counted them and found that there were quite a few gifts, all of which were very valuable.

Gao Yao gave a gold medal, Dongfang Bai gave a set of jade pendants, and Ding Xiu gave a set of precious four treasures of the study.
Zhu Wusi gave a unique martial art called "The Indestructible Vajra Art", Xiongba gave a jade ruyi, and Jiang Yuyan gave a set of exquisite tea sets.

"Huh? The three new group members didn't give any gifts? And the group owner... ahem."

"Forget it. I don't dare to count on the gifts from the group leader. The three new group members are not familiar with me, so it's normal that they don't send gifts."

After taking inventory, Xu Damao's expression changed slightly.

"This pile of gifts is worth at least 100 million! Hiss!"

"If I give birth to ten or eight more of him, wouldn't I be able to become rich just by giving birth to sons?"

After calculating the value of the gift again, Xu Damao felt very happy.

What does it mean to get something for nothing? Look, this is it.

My fate is in my own hands (Dong Tianbao): "@Huang, may I ask the group leader, are Junbao and I destined to become enemies and fight to the death in the future?"

After fooling Junbao with a few words, Dong Tianbao reopened the chat group and asked.

As for the gifts given to Xu Damao by the old group members, he had no intention of paying attention to them at the moment.

After all, he was not familiar with old group members such as Xu Damao, and could not integrate into their circle.

[Group Leader] Huang: "There is no such thing as a predetermined future. Everything is in your own hands!"

"The future destiny you have seen before is just one of millions of possibilities."

"Just imagine, if you are so powerful that you can defeat an entire country by yourself, and even a huge army of thousands of people cannot do anything to you, will you still go down that evil path?"

"If you have great power, even the emperor of a country will have to respectfully treat you as a guest of honor!"

"Fist is power. To clench a fist is to hold power!"

Dong Tianbao's "Tai Chi Zhang Sanfeng" is only a small world of low-level martial arts. It has no sense of heaven and earth, nor the halo of the protagonist.

For example, if Dong Tianbao suddenly killed the protagonist Zhang Junbao, he would be dead.

Unlike the world of Fengyun, the two protagonists are secretly watched over by the consciousness of heaven and earth, and are extremely difficult to kill.

As for the saying that the future is predetermined, Lin Huang was even more dismissive.

The saying that [small trends can be changed, but big trends cannot be reversed] only exists in a higher level world like the prehistoric world.

It's just a small world, not the vast world of mythology, mystery, etc. There is no world's laws, so how can there be destiny?
My destiny is in my own hands (Dong Tianbao): "I understand what the group leader means. The future I see is only for reference and I don't need to take it to heart. I can do whatever I want, right?"

"I don't want to become like the future. I want to change everything. So what should I do? Please teach me, Master!"

The group leader's words were like a revelation to Dong Tianbao, which suddenly opened his eyes.

He was naturally intelligent and understood everything immediately, instantly realizing what the group leader meant.

Yes, what the group leader said is absolutely right!
If he had great strength, would the monks of Shaolin Temple still drive him away? I'm afraid they would not even have time to flatter him.

If he had strong power, would he still be ignored after he joined the eunuch Liu Jin? I'm afraid he would have to become sworn brothers with him.

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All of this is built on strong strength.

As long as you have the strength, the rest of the power, wealth and everything else will be within your reach!

The key question is, what should he do to have strong power?

Sha Zhu (Xu Damao): "As long as you harvest souls and exchange them for treasures from the group leader, you can become stronger step by step!"

Zhao Gao (Gao Yao): "Take me for example. When I was poor and destitute, I couldn't even afford to eat. Now, with my powerful strength, I have immediately become the Grand Commandant of a country, second only to the emperor!"

Linghu Chong (Dongfang Bai): "A strong fist equals strong power, absolutely!"

The Second Miracle (Xiong Ba): "If you are strong, you can do whatever you want!"

Zhu Tiedan (Zhu Wushi): "Yes, if I didn't have strong power, I wouldn't dare to live in seclusion with Su Xin."

Run Ge (Ding Xiu): "Haha, I broke into the palace and killed the emperor, and slept with his wife and sister-in-law. People in the world dared to be angry but dared not say anything! Why? Isn't it because I am so powerful!"

Yandere Crazy Pie (Jiang Yuyan): "I killed so many people that the Japanese island became a deserted place, and there was no one in the martial arts world who could oppose me anymore, haha!"

Not only Dong Tianbao, but the old group members also agreed with what the group leader said.

When a person has unrivaled power, all the things like destiny, future, and being the protagonist are bullshit.

The whole world has to revolve according to his will, he is God!
[Group Leader] Huang: "You live in the era when the Song Dynasty and the Yuan Dynasty were changing. With your strength, it is too easy to harvest souls." "I will give you a container for collecting souls. When you collect enough souls, you can come to me to exchange for magic, elixirs, talismans and other treasures."

Dong Tianbao's strength is not weak, and is about the same as Ding Xiu who just joined the group. It may be a little difficult for him to fight one hundred people alone, but it should not be a problem for him to fight ten people like Ip Man.

Therefore, Lin Huang was not prepared to give him credit and let him develop on his own.

My fate is in my own hands (Dong Tianbao): "The leader of the group means to find a way to leave Shaolin Temple and then go kill the Mongolian Tartars?"

"I understand. Group leader, please give me a soul-binding gourd."

It's just killing people. Although Dong Tianbao has never killed anyone, he is not afraid of killing people, let alone killing Tartars.

This is a cannibalistic world, where propriety and music have collapsed. If you don’t kill others, others will kill you!
[Group leader] Huang: “Okay.”

Lin Huang nodded and sent a spirit-binding gourd to Dong Tianbao.

[Ding! Group leader 'Huang' sent an exclusive red envelope to 'My fate is determined by me, not by God'! ]

My fate is in my own hands (Dong Tianbao): "Thank you, group leader."

The world of Tai Chi Master Zhang Sanfeng.

When Dong Tianbao received the red envelope, a black gourd as big as a palm fell out of thin air.

"Ah, Tianbao, what is this?"

Seeing the gourd suddenly appear, Zhang Junbao asked in surprise.

"Junbao, are we good brothers who depend on each other for life and death?"

Quickly stuffing the Soul-Binding Gourd into his arms, Dong Tianbao put his arm around his shoulders and asked solemnly.

"Yes, we grew up together and are as close as brothers, but what does it have to do with the gourd?"

Zhang Junbao nodded naively, pointed at the gourd in his arms, and asked in a low voice.

"Since you agree that we are brothers, I will tell you something next, but you can't tell anyone, including Master. Can you do it?"

Dong Tianbao decided to tell Junbao about the chat group. Of course, he didn't tell everything, but he prepared to make up a lie.

Junbao’s qualifications are no worse than his. He is a good helper and he can trust him.

"Even Master can't tell me? Good!"

Zhang Junbao was greatly surprised to see him speak so seriously.

He raised three fingers and swore, "I, Zhang Junbao, swear to heaven that if I tell Junior Brother Tianbao's secret to others, I will die a miserable death and never be reborn."

"Good brother, I believe you."

The ancients still believed in oaths, and Dong Tianbao was no exception.

Seeing Junbao make such a vicious oath, he immediately smiled.

"Okay, I've finished my oath, Tianbao, it's time for you to tell me."

Zhang Junbao was very curious about the origin of the gourd and kept urging it.

"It's like this, I just had a sudden encounter with an immortal, and an old immortal sent me a message."

"Ah, old immortal, why didn't I see or hear his voice?"

"Jun Bao, don't interrupt me. The old immortal has great magical powers. If he doesn't want you to see him, how can you see him? Do you still want to listen?"

"Okay, I won't say anything anymore. Tianbao, you go on."

"The old immortal told me that my Central Plains will be occupied by the Mongolian Tartars in the future, and the Song Dynasty will also be destroyed by the Mongols. We Han people will become the fourth class and be bullied by the Mongols, worse than pigs and dogs. He couldn't bear to see the people suffer, so he came down to earth to find me and asked me to save the people from the dire straits."

"The Mongols will take over the world?"

"Yes, that's what the old immortal told me. He asked me to kill a certain number of Mongols, and I would get a reward from the old immortal. This gourd is the identity certificate the old immortal gave me."

"Kill the Mongols and get the old immortal's reward? Then what can he reward us with? Can we have enough food?"

"What's the big deal about having enough food? He is an old immortal with great magical powers. He will give us all kinds of magic, magic, elixirs and magic talismans as rewards."

"Oh, Tianbao, are you planning to go down the mountain and kill the Mongols?"

"Yes, I plan to find an opportunity to go down the mountain and kill the Mongols! Junbao, we are brothers in this life, come with me, I will give you half of the reward from the old immortal, how about it?"

"I can go down the mountain with you to kill the Mongols, but I don't want your reward. Just give me some of the soup from the meat you eat."

"You agree to go down the mountain? Haha, good brother, don't worry, I'll give you half if I say so."

"Then how do we get down the mountain?"

"We can just find an opportunity to make a scene and let the old monks in the temple drive us down the mountain. We are just unimportant menial disciples anyway."

"Won't Master be pissed off by us?"

"There's no other way. This is the only way to avoid getting Master into trouble."

"Tianbao, you are right. We can't let Master get into trouble."

The two brothers discussed it for a while and finally reached a consensus.

Afterwards, the two men threw away their brooms and stopped sweeping the floor. They broke into the Arhat Hall next door and deliberately caused trouble for the monks.

"Jun Bao, look at the Luohan Fist they are performing. It is so weak and not as good as an old country woman's. How can it be called Luohan Fist? It's better to call it Woman's Fist."

"Hey, Tianbao, if they hear you say that, they'll be angry."

"Haha, a bunch of good-for-nothings. They are clearly taking the title of martial monks, but their martial arts skills are not as good as our brothers. How dare they do that?"

The venomous tongues of the two men reached the ears of the monks, instantly making them furious.

Listen, is this human language?
What is a woman's fist? Tell me what a woman's fist is!
As the eldest senior brother, Xinbao immediately rushed over and asked loudly:

"It's you two again, you're so rude. As the eldest senior brother, I have to teach you a lesson."

After saying that, he started to attack the two of them.

"Hey, you're really capable of fighting if you can't win the argument."

The two brothers Tianbao and Junbao cooperated well and beat Xinbao into a pig's head with just three punches and two kicks.

When the other monks saw this, they thought, this is too bullying, and they rushed forward immediately.

Thus, a big melee began.

The brothers Tianbao and Junbao were the strongest among the younger generation of Shaolin. They quickly defeated all the monks and left them with bruises and swollen faces.

Soon, the elders of the temple came and stopped their fighting.

After the abbot and the chief monks learned what had happened, they decided to expel Tianbao and Junbao, the two troublemakers, from the mountain gate and drive them far away, so as to avoid seeing them.

As for their master Jueyuan, he was just an ordinary old monk with no power or influence. His words carried little weight, so it was useless even if he strongly opposed him.

Dong Tianbao and Zhang Junbao, who finally achieved their wish, knelt in front of Jueyuan. The only person they felt sorry for was Master Jueyuan who had always cared for them.

"Hey, take care of yourself."

Master Jueyuan touched their bald heads, unable to utter a word, and could only sigh.

"Master, I will definitely make a great name for myself and live up to your teachings."

Dong Tianbao kowtowed three times and said goodbye to Master Jueyuan.

Zhang Junbao also kowtowed, and the two brothers left Shaosi Mountain two years earlier than in the original book.

Like a dragon entering the sea or a tiger out of a cage, it will surely cause a bloody storm.

 I'm used to updating at midnight, so I'll update at 0:01 every day.

  
 
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