Chapter 62: You are not a fish, how can you know the joy of fish [110 subscriptions]

Courtyard world.

Fortunately, plastic brothers are still brothers. Although Xu Damao and Gao Yao disliked each other, they didn't intend to cause trouble.

The main thing is that it happens in front of all the group members, so even if you want to cheat, you can't, and it will be easy to be exposed.

Soon, the two completed the transaction.

Xu Damao got the three longevity pills he had been longing for, and he ate them all on the spot.

As for sharing with parents, wife and children?
There are only three, how do I divide them?

It’s better to eat alone!
Beautiful!
In Xu Damao's heart, compared with the longevity elixir, his parents, wife and children can all be abandoned!
At worst, I can wait until they are a hundred years old and then burn some more paper money for them.

"It's not that I'm unfilial, it's just that there are too few longevity pills and it's hard to share them."

"If you want to blame someone, just blame the group owner. It was him who set a limit on the amount of purchases for group members."

"Hehe, one elixir can extend your life by 500 years. Three elixirs can extend your life by 1,500 years. Cool."

After comforting himself, Xu Damao whistled happily.

Mythical world.

Gaoyao also received 30,000 kilograms of high-yield grain seeds, 10,000 kilograms of potatoes, 10,000 kilograms of sweet potatoes, and 10,000 kilograms of corn.

In addition, there were a pile of books donated by Xu Damao, covering technologies such as papermaking, printing, and traditional steelmaking.

"Last time the group leader told me to read more, Lao Xu actually remembered it and sent me some books."

"Brother, I am so touched, woo woo."

Touching the brand new books, Gao Yao smelled the fresh scent of ink. He was so moved that he burst into tears.

"It is indeed as the group leader said, I have a low level of education and should really study more."

"Anyway, I have more than a thousand years to live, so I have plenty of time to take my time."

Gao Yao wiped the tears and snot from his face and thought secretly.

"Old Xu is a good person, except for being mean, selfish, petty, and mean. He is pretty good in other aspects."

Xu Damao was indeed hateful, as he would cheat him whenever he had the chance. Gao Yao sometimes hated him so much that his teeth itched.

But sometimes, he is such a nice person that Gao Yao doesn’t know how to evaluate him.

"It's time for me to go back to Daqin."

Looking back, Gao Yao muttered to himself as he saw the endless prairie.

After his repeated massacres, he had become a great demon in the eyes of the Huns who was extremely powerful, invulnerable to swords and guns, and able to kill people like crazy.

The Huns were so scared of his killing that they had no choice but to migrate westward with their families, towards the Western Regions, to avoid this great devil. Now it is very difficult to find the Huns tribe in Gao Yao.

In view of this, Gao Yao has completed the deal with Xu Damao. He is ready to return to Daqin and does not want to continue killing.

The 30,000 kilograms of high-yield grain seeds must be arranged and implemented, and the various technical books cannot be left to gather dust in our hands.

Chat group.

Yandere Crazy Pie (Jiang Yuyan): "@Huang, Brother Group Leader, Yuyan wants a storage bracelet, but I don't have enough souls."

Jiang Yuyan thought for a long time, and then spoke to Ai Telinhuang in a teasing manner.

The price list provided by the group leader indeed contained too many treasures that made her excited.

But she thought about it carefully and realized that with her current strength, she basically had no opponent and did not need to exchange for powerful treasures to protect herself.

It would be better to change to a storage bracelet, so that she won’t have to carry a heavy bag when going out.

However, even the lowest grade storage bracelet would require five thousand souls.

After she paid off the debt to the group leader, only four thousand souls were left.

"It would be even better if the group leader could waive the price difference of these 1,000 souls."

Jiang Yuyan said in her heart.

[Group Leader] Huang: "It doesn't matter if you lose a thousand souls. You can make up for it next time."

"Are you sure you've made your choice? If you choose the storage bracelet, I'll give it to you."

Huh? She actually wanted to get a free ride. What a pipe dream.

Lin Huang is not the kind of person who can't walk when he sees a woman.

Without women in your heart, you will become a god through cultivation!
He allows group members to buy on credit, but never allows them to get it for free!
Yandere Crazy Pie (Jiang Yuyan): "Oh, since I can make it up next time, can Yuyan change it to a storage bracelet with a larger space?"

"Brother Group Leader, can you give me a 12.5 cubic level 26000 storage bracelet? I owe you souls."

Jiang Yuyan's face flashed with disappointment when she failed to get something for free, but she was determined and recovered quickly.

Since I can owe more money on credit, I might as well owe more and exchange it for a sixth-level storage bracelet in one go. After all, more debts are better than more burdens.

[Group Leader] Huang: "A sixth-level storage bracelet, right? Sure, I'll send it to you."

Considering that Jiang Yuyan always repays the loan on time and has a good credit, Lin Huang naturally would not refuse her request.

After saying that, he took out a sixth-level storage bracelet and a brand new soul-catching gourd from his personal space and sent them to Jiang Yuyan.

[Ding! Group owner 'Huang' sent an exclusive red envelope to 'Yanjiao Fengpi'! ]

Yanjiao Fengpi (Jiang Yuyan): "Thank you, group leader brother. Yuyan will pay off the debt as soon as possible."

After receiving the red envelope, Jiang Yuyan immediately dripped blood on the storage bracelet to recognize the owner and replied with a smile.

Zhu Tiedan (Zhu Wushi): "Finally I have returned to the capital. I will now bid farewell to the young emperor and give up all my power and position."

"From now on, I want to live in seclusion in the mountains with Su Xin. Even if it's just plain food, I'll be happy with it."

After a tiring journey, Zhu Wusi and Su Xin finally returned to the capital from Tianshan. After settling down, he sighed.

For Zhu Wushi, Su Xin is everything in his life, more important than anything else in the world.

For her, Zhu Wusi could start a rebellion, just to make it easier for him to find the fragrant cardamom that could heal Su Xin after he ascended the throne.

For her, he could give up all his power and status just to be with her for the rest of his life and never be separated again.

Most people don't have his courage. Zhu Wusi is truly the greatest romantic man in history, rarely seen in ancient and modern times!
Sha Zhu (Xu Damao): "Ah, who is Su Xin? Is she your wife?"

"Dude, is it worth it to do this for a woman?"

Because Zhu Wusi's future destiny is locked, only he can see it.

Xu Damao had not seen it, so he found it difficult to understand Zhu Wushi's behavior.

Xu Damao couldn't and couldn't understand why someone would give up his power and position for a woman, and he was deeply shocked.

Zhao Gao (Gao Yao) said: "Old Xu, what you said is wrong. You are not a fish, so how do you know the joy of fish?"

Gao Yao covered his forehead, Lao Xu still had this bad habit, liking to meddle in other people’s business and being so mean.

Linghu Chong (Dongfang Bai): "@Zhao Gao, not bad, you have made great progress."

"@傻柱, what's wrong with women? Do you look down on women?"

As a patient with severe advanced home cancer, Dongfang Bai lives quietly in Heimu Cliff and seldom goes out.

She rarely shows up to speak in the group and usually lurks to peek at the screen.

But this time, Xu Damao's remarks caused her extreme discomfort.

Sha Zhu (Xu Damao): "Ahem, no no, I don't look down on women, Sister Dongfang misunderstood."

Seeing Dongfang Bai, who had not appeared for a long time, publicly dissed him, Xu Damao's face flashed with embarrassment and he quickly explained.

Zhu Tiedan (Zhu Wushi): "@Silly Zhu, you don't understand. To me, Su Xin is everything to me."

Zhu Wusi was not angry. Why should he be angry at a villain like Xu Damao?

Yandere Crazy (Jiang Yuyan): "Is there really such a passionate man in the world? I don't believe it!"

The new mission season is coming, and Jiang Yuyan starts killing the Japanese pirates crazily again, until she goes crazy.

After dealing with a Japanese village, she stopped, opened the chat group, and prepared to take a break.

Seeing Zhu Wusi's affectionate words, Jiang Yuyan didn't believe it at all.

She might as well believe that a sow can climb a tree as believe a man.

Run Ge (Ding Xiu): "To be honest, I don't believe it either."

"Women are like clothes, brothers are like limbs. As long as you are willing to pay more, you can find any kind of woman." As a playboy, Ding Xiu has slept with countless women in his life. If we talk about who knows women best in the group, it must be him.

If a man is in love with only one woman in his whole life, he is either a great romantic or a weak and incompetent person.

Sha Zhu (Xu Damao): "Look, everyone agrees with what I said, it seems I was right."

"@Run, bro, let's exchange experiences when we have time."

Xu Damao jumped three feet high. He realized that he had found his soulmate, Ding Xiu.

Zhao Gao (Gao Yao): "Old Xu, stop embarrassing yourself. Don't you realize that you are just like a clown?"

"You don't feel embarrassed, but I feel embarrassed for you."

Gao Yao covered his forehead with his hands, speechless on the spot.

The Second Miracle (Xiong Ba): "As for women, I never care. Men should pursue strength and power."

The death of Nie Feng and other nine top martial arts masters shocked the world, but Xiongba has calmed the people down.

Xiongba is full of confidence. He has already made plans for the future. Those who follow me will prosper, and those who go against me will perish.

The whole world must operate according to his will!
Zhu Tiedan (Zhu Wushi): "Oh, summer insects cannot talk to ice!"

"If we don't agree, there's no point in saying anything. Whether you believe it or not, I don't care!"

Zhu Wusi's face turned dark. He mentioned Su Xin on purpose, originally wanting to get everyone's blessings.

But I didn’t expect these guys to be so rude!
Pooh!
Sha Zhu (Xu Damao): "Hey, he's anxious! He's anxious!"

Xu Damao's mustache twitched and he sneered.

"Xu Damao, you are a real dog!"

When the group members heard this, they all cursed inwardly.

This guy is so evil!

After a moment of silence, the group became lively again.

Zhu Tiedan (Zhu Wushi): "I have submitted my resignation to the young emperor and handed over the thousands of spies in Hulong Villa to him, and he approved it."

"Before leaving, I handed the book 'Five Thousand Years of Chinese History' to the emperor, and also gave him a diamond pill. This can be regarded as my last gift as the emperor's uncle."

"After all, I am born into a royal family. It would be even better if the Ming Dynasty could last for thousands of years."

"Forget it. This is not something I should worry about anymore. Now that I am free from my official duties, I plan to take Su Xin to a place with beautiful mountains and rivers to live in seclusion."

"After achieving my wish, I felt quite melancholy. Could it be that I really can't bear to give up power?"

Zhu Wusi had taken off his red and purple dragon robe, put on ordinary people's clothes, and left the capital with Su Xin.

Turning around and looking at the capital from afar, he recalled the history of the Ming Dynasty, feeling both reluctant and disappointed.

After the Battle of Tumu, the power of the nobles was completely wiped out, the power of the civil officials became the only one in power, and the Ming Dynasty was no longer prosperous.

According to historical records, Emperor Zhengde Zhu Houzhao died half a year after falling into the water. This cause of death is too ridiculous.

You know, Zhu Houzhao was not a weak scholar. On the contrary, he was even able to lead the army in person and was posthumously named Wuzong. How could such an emperor fall into the water and die?

Based on a series of changes before and after the death of Emperor Zhengde, and the result that the ministers pushed Prince Xingxian's son Zhu Houcong to the throne, Zhu Wusi had sufficient reason to suspect that there was a very high possibility that Emperor Zhengde was murdered by civil servants.

As for the reason, it's very simple.

Zhu Houzhao was too powerful, and the civil officials did not like such a strong and uncontrollable emperor.

Zhu Wusi was not very reassured about the emperor's nephew.

Sha Zhu (Xu Damao): "Tsk, you are a whore and you want to be a saint!"

"Since you are concerned about the country and the people, why do you want to retire? Why are you reluctant to retire?"

"How hypocritical!"

Xu Damao saw through Zhu Wusi's thoughts at a glance and sneered.

Zhu Tiedan (Zhu Wushi): "You son of a bitch, you ridicule me again and again, do you really think I have no temper?"

"@Silly Zhu, I will kill all your clans!"

Zhu Wusi's face turned dark and he almost exploded with anger.

This guy is so despicable. He provokes me again and again. Does he really think that Zhu Wusi is a vegetarian?

Sha Zhu (Xu Damao): "Kill my entire clan? I don't believe it, Monkey God, come here if you have the guts!"

"I invite you to taste the characteristics of the new era, the taste of the iron fist of the people's dictatorship!"

Xu Damao picked his nose without showing any fear.

Run Ge (Ding Xiu): "Pfft. Bro, you are really mean!"

"But I'm determined to be your brother."

Seeing the familiar nickname of 'Monkey God', Ding Xiu burst into laughter.

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. Anyone who can't get along with the Monkey King is Ding Xiu's friend.

Zhao Gao (Gao Yao): "You two are both very mean."

Linghu Chong (Dongfang Bai): "They are just birds of a feather!"

Yandere Crazy Prank (Jiang Yuyan): "You guys quarrel every day, which is just the right way to entertain me."

The Second Miracle (Xiong Ba): "Haha."

Seeing that they started to quarrel again, the group members all watched the show, those who like to watch the fun are not afraid of trouble.

Zhu Wusi's face turned even darker, not to mention whether he could travel to Xu Damao's world.

Even if they could travel through time, would the group owner allow group members to kill each other?
If this angers the group owner, the consequences are hard to predict.

Thinking of this, Zhu Wusi decided to ignore the words of Xu Damao.

It is not worth it to ruin your own health by getting angry. That is a stupid behavior that will only make your loved ones sad and your enemies happy!
Sha Zhu (Xu Damao): "Where are the people? Monkey God, aren't you going to kill all my nine clans? Come on!"

"Don't be a coward, come and kill my nine clans!"

Seeing that Zhu Wusi didn't reply, Xu Damao became even more proud.

No one in the other group said anything and just watched Xu Damao perform alone.

'It's confirmed, this guy is really a jerk!'

Looking at Xu Damao jumping up and down, the group members cursed inwardly again.

[Group leader] Huang: "You two should just shut up for a while. Is it fun to quarrel every day?"

Seeing the two of them fighting again while the others just stood by and watched, Lin Huang was speechless.

Sha Zhu (Xu Damao): "Ahem, the group leader is here, no more quarreling, no more quarreling."

Xu Damao shrank his neck and said embarrassedly.

Zhu Tiedan (Zhu Wushi): "@Huang, may I ask the group leader, is it true that the Ming Dynasty cannot last for thousands of years? Is there no dynasty that will last forever?"

Seeing the group owner come online, Zhu Wusi was shocked and asked expectantly.

If there was any regret in his life, his only regret was that the Ming Dynasty lasted only 276 years.

Run Ge (Ding Xiu): "There is no such thing as an immortal dynasty. You are obviously daydreaming, Monkey God."

Ding Xiu is still hoping to avenge his master, and he is determined to fight to the death with the Ming Dynasty.

After hearing what Zhu Wusi said, he felt quite unhappy.

Sha Zhu (Xu Damao): "Yes, there is no dynasty that will last forever."

Zhao Gao (Gao Yao): "The once powerful Qin was destroyed in just fifteen years. Fortunately, I appeared and the Qin was able to avoid destruction."

Linghu Chong (Dongfang Bai): "The Ming Dynasty fell during the reign of Emperor Wanli. Now, in the eleventh year of the Wanli reign, once Zhang Juzheng died, the Ming Dynasty was inevitably headed for destruction."

The sickly and crazy person (Jiang Yuyan): "Whether the Ming Dynasty falls or not has nothing to do with me!"

Group members expressed their opinions one after another.

ps: The entire text has been revised. When group members speak in the group, they add (real name) after their names.

(End of this chapter)