Chapter 16: Brother and you have a heart-to-heart relationship, but you are playing tricks with your

Chapter 16: Brother and you have a heart-to-heart relationship, but you are playing tricks with your brother?
Chat group.

Zhao Gao (Gao Yao): "You bastard, tell me now! I can't sleep if you don't tell me!"

Gao Yao only felt a strong resentment rising up to the sky, and he felt terrible!

Brother and you are connected heart to heart, but you are playing tricks with your brother?
Sha Zhu (Xu Damao): "Ahem, Lao Gao, don't get excited. I'm just telling you what I'm saying."

"I consulted the group leader before, and found out that I don't need to kill anyone. I can get points as long as I destroy the protagonist's halo and make it impossible for him to turn things around."

"So, I secretly wrote an anonymous letter of complaint, reporting the dirty things going on in the hospital, and dropped it into the complaint box of the street office at night."

"I'm not really sure what happened. I happened to be in the countryside showing a movie that day and didn't see the scene, otherwise I would have broadcast it live to everyone."

"I learned from my neighbors after I came back from the countryside that the subdistrict office and the police station launched a joint investigation and finally arrested the deaf old lady and Yi Zhonghai."

"A week later, Director Wang from the subdistrict office and Director Li from the police station came to the courtyard to inform the residents, and the result was shocking."

"That deaf old lady turned out to be a hidden spy for Xiao Ri. I don't know how much intelligence she has sent out over the years. No need to say anything, eat peanuts."

"Yi Zhonghai has illegally appropriated other people's property by withholding the living expenses of Shazhu's brother and sister. The amount is huge. Not only must he pay full compensation, but he must also spend money to buy a peanut."

"As for the Shazhu brothers and sisters, tsk, there's actually something wrong with their family. It turns out they're not three generations of poor peasants, but rich peasants."

"Now He Daqing was arrested and brought back for trial. The father and son were sentenced to three years in prison and fired from the steel mill."

"He Yushui was also implicated and expelled from school."

"On the contrary, Jia Dongxu escaped death because of this. After Yi Zhonghai ate peanuts, he lost his support in the factory. His fitter skills were too poor, and most of the products he made were substandard. He was sent to the sanitation team to clean toilets."

"In short, because of my letter of denunciation, the whole courtyard was in chaos. Some died, some went to jail."

"With a criminal record, Shazhu's life is ruined. If the wind blows in a few years, his life will be even more difficult."

When talking about his proudest achievement, Xu Damao burst into laughter.

Although Sha Zhu was the protagonist on the surface, he broke the protagonist's halo and sent him to the northwest to eat sand for three years.

The deaf old lady and Yi Zhonghai died, and Jia Dongxu didn't die, so the secret protagonists Qin Huairu and Jia Geng could not become the ultimate winners.

The protagonist halo of Sha Zhu, Qin Huairu and Jia Geng has disappeared.

Therefore, the chat group rewarded Xu Damao with 3,000 points.

After hearing this, Lin Huang suddenly understood!
He had read a lot of Siheyuan fan fiction in his previous life, in which the protagonist and the residents in the courtyard could argue for hundreds or even thousands of chapters over trivial matters.

Xu Damao, on the other hand, killed Yi Zhonghai, the deaf old lady, and Sha Zhu at the very beginning, and the plot of the original novel completely collapsed!

Laugh to death!

Zhao Gao (Gao Yao): "My goodness, this murder was caused by a letter of denunciation? You are such a bad guy, full of bad intentions!"

Gao Yao couldn't help but shudder, thinking to himself, I must be extra careful when dealing with Xu Damao in the future, and I must not be cheated by this guy!
Sha Zhu (Xu Damao): "Our eldest brother doesn't talk about the second brother, it's the same for us."

Xu Damao was not ashamed and replied proudly.

Lin Huang couldn't help but shake his head.

Should we say it is worthy of being called a villain chat group?
Except for him, the group leader, there are no good people in the group. Each and every one of them is full of evil and evil to the point of being oozing pus!
Sha Zhu (Xu Damao): "Oh, there's one more thing I remembered."

"@Huang, group leader, can I trade you the elixir for sterilization with my points?"

After being proud for a while, Xu Damao suddenly asked.

Although he had raised his realm by using the [Primary Enhancement Card], he did not know whether his sterilization had been cured.

To be on the safe side, it would be better to ask the group leader to buy a elixir.

[Group Leader] Huang: "I don't want points, I just want heads."

In fact, after Xu Damao was promoted to the innate realm, his sterilization problem was completely cured.

But it’s a chat group for villains, so how can it make sense to push benefits away?
Sha Zhu (Xu Damao): "Ah, why don't you want points? I remember that you are already a ninth-level life. Don't you want to collect a thousand points and buy a [Primary Enhancement Card] in the group mall to improve your strength to the tenth-level life as soon as possible and ascend to the fairyland?"

Xu Damao asked doubtfully.

Zhao Gao (Gao Yao): "Yes, the ninth level is only one level away from the tenth level. Buying a strengthening card will just make up for it."

"I've used the enhancement card before, it works great."

Not only Xu Damao, but even Gao Yao couldn't figure it out.

Sunrise in the East: "Could it be that the group leader has other concerns? Afraid that the enhancement will fail?"

Dongfang Bai guessed.

[Group Leader] Huang: "As the saying goes, it is better to be the head of a chicken than the tail of a phoenix!"

"I am called the Taoist Patriarch in the lower world. I can do whatever I want, call the wind and rain, and no one can stop me!"

"Why do you want to ascend to the upper realm and be humble? I'm not stupid. Are you stupid or am I stupid?"

In fact, Lin Huang’s ninth-level life is false, he is just an ordinary second-level foundation-building realm spirit.

But can I tell this to the group members? Definitely not!
Sha Zhu (Xu Damao): "That's right. With the ninth level realm of the group leader, he is a man of final say in the human world."

"If it were me, I wouldn't want to go to the fairyland and be someone's grandson. There's nothing wrong with what I said!"

Xu Damao thought about it and realized that this was indeed the truth.

Zhao Gao (Gao Yao): "I am too narrow-minded. I would rather be the head of a chicken than the tail of a phoenix. That's right!" Sunrise in the East: "That's a very good idea!"

Gao Yao and Dongfang Bai also nodded frequently in agreement.

Sha Zhu (Xu Damao): "However, the group leader doesn't want points, only heads. This is difficult for me!"

"Even the cheapest first-grade elixir, Peiyuan Dan, costs 500 heads. Where can I get it?"

Then, Xu Damao was in a dilemma. How could people kill people at will in the era he lived in?

[Group Leader] Huang: "You can find @赵高(高要) or @日出东方 and trade heads with them."

"Or leave the mainland and go out and do whatever you want, like living a good life... ahem."

There is nothing in the world that cannot be done with money. If there is, it is because you don’t have enough money!

Sha Zhu (Xu Damao): "Yeah, why didn't I think of that? Thank you, group leader, I understand."

"I won't go on such a small day, Lao Gao, please help me!"

Xu Damao suddenly realized that this was indeed the truth.

After thinking about it, he was reluctant to do it himself, for fear of accidentally falling into a ditch.

Zhao Gao (Gao Yao): "Don't look for me. I only have 500 heads. I'm far from enough."

"If I can't give the group leader 2,000 heads within the deadline, I'll be in trouble."

Gao Yao shook his head. He himself was still in debt and could not help Xu Damao.

Sha Zhu (Xu Damao): "Well, although I also want to see you being tortured for breach of contract, I still decided to let you go."

“@SunriseEast, Sister Dongfang, can you please be merciful and help me? I beg you.”

Since Gao Yao was unwilling, Xu Damao smacked his lips and had to ask Dongfang Bai for help.

Zhao Gao (Gao Yao): "You son of a bitch, are you talking like a human being? Go to hell!"

Gao Yao was so angry that his lungs were about to explode.

[Group leader] Huang: "@赵高(高要), stop using bad language. I'll warn you for the first time, but I'll ban you next time."

Lin Huang reminded.

Zhao Gao (Gao Yao): "Sorry, sorry, I dare not do that anymore."

Gao Yao was shocked and apologized quickly.

Sunrise in the East: "@Silly, how do you want to trade?"

After taking a look at his points balance, Dongfang Bai couldn't muster the courage to refuse.

Sha Zhu (Xu Damao): "The first-grade elixir of the group leader requires 500 points or 500 heads. Sister, help me collect 500 heads and I will give you 500 points. How about that?"

Xu Damao thought about it and replied.

Sunrise in the East: "Less."

One for one, who will trade with you?
Sha Zhu (Xu Damao): "How much does sister need?"

Sunrise in the East: "1000 points."

Sha Zhu (Xu Damao): "No, no, it's too expensive, how about 800?"

Sunrise in the East: "Deal."

Dongfang Bai just said it casually. Five hundred points were not too few for her.

Unexpectedly, Xu Damao bargained for 800 yuan, and she would definitely agree to it readily.

Shazhu (Xu Damao): "Ah, this is too careless."

Xu Damao realized belatedly that he had lost a lot of money in this deal.

Sunrise in the East: "Do you want to regret it?"

A smile appeared on Dongfang Bai's lips.

[Group leader] Huang: “Haha!”

Lin Huang looked at this and laughed.

Sha Zhu (Xu Damao): "That's not what I meant. A man from Beijing means what he says. I won't go back on my word."

"Please collect the heads as soon as possible, sister. I can't wait to trade with the group leader for elixirs to restore my fertility."

Last time, Xu Damao had told his parents that he had turned down the marriage proposal from the Lou family. He couldn't afford to offend such a big capitalist.

But he is already 22 years old this year, and is at the age to get married and have children. It is difficult for him to sleep alone at night!

Sunrise East: "Don't worry, I will collect them as soon as possible."

"@Huang, please give me a soul-capturing bottle to collect souls."

[Group leader] Huang: “Okay.”

(End of this chapter)