Chapter 19: World Abnormality (Please read on!)
"hey-hey!"
Deadpool wiped the suspicious stain on the black device and gently pulled it, turning it into a tablet with a virtual screen.
At this moment, blue smoke appeared, and the silver blade light cut through the blue smoke, cutting off Deadpool's hands.
The severed hands, holding the tablet tightly, fell to the ground and were caught by Sean.
Deadpool stared blankly at his bare, bleeding wrist and shouted to Sean, "Young man, why do you keep chopping and chopping? Can't you just talk nicely?"
Sean looked at the time-space tablet, handed the severed hand to Deadpool, and asked Deadpool: "How do I operate this?"
Deadpool suddenly realized: "You want this? Why didn't you tell me earlier? How would I know you wanted it if you didn't tell me? If you told me, I..."
"Shut up!"
Sean looked at Deadpool with a headache.
Deadpool covered his mouth but still whispered the second half of the sentence before saying to Sean, "You want to use this thing to leave here?"
Sean said calmly: "To be precise, leave here with the others."
"I'm afraid this won't work."
Deadpool took over his hands and shook his head at Sean.
Sean's eyes turned cold.
Deadpool said seriously: "I thought if I let it feel my love, it would work normally, but it still looks like it's dying!"
Sean's mouth twitched, and he pinched the space-time tablet with two fingers, wondering, "Are you saying it's broken?"
Deadpool nodded and complained, "Papa told me that TVA was great, how come all its products are fake?"
Ignoring Deadpool's complaints, Sean looked at the space-time tablet in his hand.
The space-time tablet kept flashing, as if the signal was bad or something went wrong.
After Sean carefully inspected it and found that it was indeed uncontrollable, he threw it to Deadpool and said, "How long has this thing been broken?"
Deadpool moved his newly grown hand and said to Sean, "This thing has been broken since I came into this world."
Deadpool put away the time-space tablet and stuffed it back into his crotch.
Watching this scene, Sean disappeared in front of Deadpool with a dark face.
A few seconds later, Sean appeared in front of Deadpool again with water dripping from his hands and blue smoke.
Deadpool looked at Sean with envy.
"If I could teleport, I would definitely deliver food and become the king of food delivery!"
Sean looked at Deadpool with empty eyes and continued asking the same question.
"Under what circumstances would the space-time slab lose its function?"
Deadpool tilted his head and looked at Sean, wondering, "How do you know this thing is called a time-space tablet?"
"Isn't that what they call it in the movies?"
Sean made up a random excuse.
"That's right! Those screenwriters have no creativity at all! One day I will definitely fire them!"
Deadpool praised, reaching behind his butt and pulling out a booklet.
"Is your crotch some kind of fourth-dimensional prop?"
Finally, Sean couldn't help but complain.
Deadpool flipped through the TVA employee handbook without even looking up and replied, "I'm not the blue fat man, don't try to rely on me, Nobita!"
"Ah! Found it!"
Deadpool excitedly pointed to the employee handbook and said, "Found it!"
"If the space-time tablet cannot be used, there are generally only two possibilities."
"An abnormal situation has occurred in the Time Variance Administration, or the world you are in is in an abnormal state (including but not limited to timeline collapse, timeline fusion, universe collision, etc.), causing interference to the space-time slab."
As soon as he stopped talking, Deadpool smiled and said happily: "Great, I thought I was fired!"
What a ghost!
The corners of Sean's eyes twitched wildly. If there was a problem with the Time Management Bureau, it would be fine. But if it was the second case, no matter which one it was, it would be a terrifying crisis for them.
"Drip!"
Just then, an alarm sounded in Deadpool's crotch.
Deadpool reached in and pulled out the tablet he had just put in.
"The world you live in will collide and merge with other worlds in eight hours."
Deadpool looked at the message and countdown on the tablet and said unhappily, "Eight hours? You can't do anything in that amount of time! It takes me longer than that to masturbate!"
"What does this thing say?"
Sean walked up to Deadpool with a look of shock and anger, and reached out to grab the tablet, but stopped hurriedly when he was about to touch it.
If he sees that tablet again, he might just cut off his hands and grow a new pair.
Sean said to Deadpool coldly: "Lift it up, let me see!"
Deadpool obediently lifted the tablet and bent his body into an S shape to show Sean.
Sean glanced around and his expression became increasingly ugly.
Exactly like what Deadpool said.
And the worst thing was that he saw two small words under the tablet.
"The Administration cannot help you for now. Please act according to circumstances or wait for the universe to collide and merge. When time and space return to normal, contact the Administration before leaving."
The universe merges, and time and space return to normal before leaving?
In other words, although collision and fusion will occur, there is a high probability that you will not die?
A series of thoughts flashed through Sean's mind, and he said to Deadpool: "Ask this tablet some questions for me."
The space-time tablet is bound to Deadpool, and only Deadpool can operate it.
Deadpool tilted his head: "Why, I don't want to ask."
Sean was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said, "I'll take you to find Logan, the older version you've never seen."
"Logan Daddy!"
Deadpool's eyes lit up, he wiped the drool from the corner of his mouth and said, "Ask, ask quickly!"
After a few minutes, Sean got the answer to his question and breathed a sigh of relief.
The collision of the multiverse will cause the colliding universes to be destroyed or merged. If it is destruction, there have been various signs now, so there is a very high possibility of fusion.
Compared to destruction, the results of fusion are much milder.
Although the two universes will not be destroyed, various problems will arise due to the fusion.
The most common situation is that certain people or things, or even things that have happened, will disappear directly, memories will be changed or even erased, and so on.
Sean's eyes flickered, and a series of thoughts flashed through his mind.
Deadpool put the tablet away and put it back into his crotch, then said to Sean, "Let's go! I want to go find Daddy!"
Sean nodded, a serious look in his eyes.
We have to find Logan and Laura first.
He could ignore the others, but Laura...
He doesn't want Laura to disappear due to the fusion of the universe!
"Sean! You can go now!"
At this time, Victor came out of the factory and shouted, and Caliban, wrapped tightly, stood beside Victor.
Sean nodded and walked over, while Deadpool cheered and rushed towards Victor.
"Sabertooth daddy!"
Victor's face twitched, and he showed his claws after Deadpool rushed in front of him.
Sean flashed and appeared behind Deadpool. He kicked Deadpool to the ground, grabbed Deadpool's leg, and dragged him towards the car with an expressionless face.
"Daddy! Help me!"
(End of this chapter)