Chapter 43: Donkey farts and confuses James, making the whole network laugh! Sexy prey Zhou Lingan!

Good guy!
Seeing a skinny donkey being pushed in by Kenny Smith, the audience exclaimed "Wow!"

I have to say, Barkley is really good at making things happen.

Return the donkey to Akron.

Could it be that Barkley got this donkey from Akron?
This is indeed the case.

Barkley made a special trip to Cleveland a few days ago and got a donkey from Akron.

Just to welcome today's gimmick.

The donkey was led to the center of the stage, and the camera focused on the donkey's face.

To everyone's surprise.

The donkey actually had a relaxed and smug smile on its face. It had two big buck teeth with a half-centimeter gap between them and a sullen expression. I don't know why, but it looked like it deserved a beating.

The donkey seemed to know what was going to happen.

"Now, please welcome our second protagonist tonight, the Son of Akron!"

As soon as the welcome was over, James, wearing a black T-shirt and shorts, walked in from the backstage.

But it is completely different from that donkey.

James' face was quite serious, without a trace of smile.

"LeBron always does what he says he's going to do."

After a brief chat with the hosts, James got straight to the point: "I will definitely deliver on my promise, so when will it start?"

After much anticipation, James finally leaned down in front of the camera.

His face slowly moved closer to the donkey's butt.

The whole audience held their breath.

Watching this moment come.

And just when James pouted and put the sticker on his donkey's ass.

puff……

A voice suddenly rang out in the middle of the silent symposium.

Then we saw James' mouth kissing the donkey's hairy buttocks, but after less than half a second of contact, he quickly bounced away, while covering his nose and mouth with his hands.

"WHAT, THE, FU#K?!"

James couldn't help but yell.

This ass of Akron might have turned into a spirit.

He even farted!
And what did you guys feed him at noon?
Expired soybeans?

It's simply a biological weapon!

"Ah ha ha ha ha..."

At this moment, Barkley, Kenny Smith and others around him were laughing so hard that they couldn't stop.

Barkley was already sitting on the ground, his eight abdominal muscles bulging from laughing.

The audience in front of the TV were all laughing so hard that they were rolling on the floor.

This is definitely the most classic scene in TNT history.

At the same time, the ratings of TNT's symposium program also experienced an epic explosion today!
But the camera was focused on the donkey of Akron.

Another smug smile.

Two large yellow teeth and a glaring gap in the door were exposed, as if everything was within Ben's plan.

The donkey of Akron is really a spirit.

…………

Almost at the same time.

The major media outlets that had been prepared for this immediately reported the news.

ESPN: "LeBron finally fulfilled his promise to kiss the donkey's ass!"

TNT: "Is it a spirit? LeBron was stunned by the fart when he kissed the donkey's butt!"

WOJ Sports: "The most famous scene in LeBron James' career, being humiliated by a donkey fart!"

"..."

Sports Illustrated went even further by putting a picture of James kissing a donkey's butt on the cover of this issue of the magazine.

Especially the donkey’s mean and evil expression, which is the finishing touch.

Of course, the repercussions of this incident in China were undoubtedly even greater.

Even Yao Ming liked the news of this incident on Weibo.

Feizhu liked the post and Wang Yan shed tears. If you don’t forward it, you are not a true Yao Ming fan!

It can be said.

This Akron donkey.

He has completely become LeBron James' lifelong enemy.

. . . .

“Ah, gigigigigi…”

On the other side, Cleveland Airport
The Cavaliers players who flew back from Milwaukee all held up their phones to watch the famous scene of James kissing a donkey's butt.

"Wang Defa? I think this donkey is really played by a human. He even farted on the spot!"

"LeBron has lost a lot of face this time."

"I can smell it through the screen. It's so strong."

"By the way, shouldn't LeBron kiss a donkey's asshole?"

"Ahahahaha hiccup."

The Cavaliers players walked out of the terminal laughing all the way.

At the exit of the terminal.

At this time, Cleveland fans have gathered.

"MVP! MVP!"

"Wang Yan! Wang Yan! Wang Yan!"

"MVP! MVP!"

"Wang Yan! Wang Yan! Wang Yan!"

Cleveland fans held up a 58-point billboard and cheered for Wang Yan.

He scored 58 points on the road, breaking the single-game scoring record for rookies.

What’s more important is that 58 points also set a single-game scoring record for the Cavaliers players.

To know.

The Cavaliers' previous single-game record was 04 points scored by LeBron James against the Detroit Pistons in the 05-56 playoffs.

In just three games, Wang Yan became Cleveland's scoring king.

He holds many records.

This allowed Wang Yan to once again enjoy the treatment of being welcomed at the airport by the home team fans.

"Wang, well done! You are the rookie scoring king!"

"King of Thai pants, you scored 58 points tonight, and LeBron next door is kissing a donkey's ass!"

"LeBron is the son of Akron, and you, my king, are the father of Akron!"

"..."

Wang Yan looked around.

There are actually quite a few fans wearing T-shirts with the words "Father of Akron" printed on them.

Good guy!
To be honest, Wang Yan felt like laughing.

James is a son of Akron.

And he himself became the father of Akron.

There is a huge difference between here and outside.

At the reception, Wang Yan also saw two familiar figures, a man and a woman.

The two men were walking towards Wang Yan.

One is Wang Yan’s old friend Zhang Weiping, and the other is Zhou Lingan, a well-known Chinese journalist stationed in the United States.

Zhang Weiping and Wang Yan had met each other before, but this was the first time they met each other with Zhao Lingan.

And Wang Yan’s first impression of Zhou Lingan was.

It's really big.

What, where is it big?
It's a big business.

"I'm Zhou Ling'an, a Chinese journalist stationed in the United States. Congratulations to you, Wang Yan, for getting your first 50+ in your career."

Zhou Lingan also took the initiative to introduce himself to Wang Yan and extended his hand.

Say something.

Leave aside everything else.

Zhou Lingan's professional ability is ten thousand times better than those pure vase female anchors on certain Xun and Gu in the future.

He graduated from the acting department of a prestigious university and was discovered by an overseas company before graduation. He speaks multiple languages ​​and has extensive experience in production and hosting.

He is the exclusive Chinese host for NBA events, has hosted the NFL Super Bowl, and is also the producer and host of the show "Conversation with Hollywood".

The global vice chairman of Paramount Pictures even proposed to Zhou Lingan, which shows that Zhou Lingan has excellent attributes and is definitely not a vase.

Zhou Lingan's cheerful, humorous and cheerful personality also made the interview process for Wang Yan very relaxing.

Wang Yan also knew the purpose of Zhang Weiping and Zhou Lingan's trip.

It turned out that China was planning to launch a program called Basketball Park, in which he would conduct an exclusive interview with himself.

The main purpose of coming here today is to make an appointment with myself to record and shoot.

Wang Yan naturally did not refuse.

And because of Wang Yan's sudden popularity, Zhou Linan is now not only China's NBA reporter stationed in the United States.

And it also specializes in the Cleveland line.

The main job task is to conduct follow-up interviews with Wang Yan.

"Wang, we will have many opportunities to meet at work in the future."

After turning off the interview camera, Zhou Lingan's eyes curved into crescents and she gave Wang Yan a sweet smile: "So, can you leave me your contact information?" Wang Yan frowned.

Why does it feel like you're using a job opportunity to ask for my contact information?

Could it be that this woman is of a very high level?
"So do you want a work number or a life number?"

Wang Yan thought for a moment and asked.

Zhou Lingan was stunned for a moment, obviously not expecting Wang Yan to ask like this.

If we are talking about work numbers, then doesn't that mean Xian and Wang Yan have a sense of distance that only exists at work?

The reason she came to ask Wang Yan for his contact information today was naturally not just about work.

Who is Wang Yan? He is an NBA superstar, a future billionaire, and a true bachelor.

Not to mention getting married to Wang Yan.

If there is a chance to get in touch with Wang Yan, even if it is just a rumored girlfriend.

Zhou Lingan would wake up laughing even in her dreams.

Not to mention that Wang Yan himself is extremely handsome, and all the women are subdued wherever he points his spear.

Wang Yan is a perfect boyfriend who has everything going for him and looks very youthful.

Zhou Lingan undoubtedly also had some feelings for him.

If there is a chance to take his relationship with Wang Yan to the next level, he will not let it go.

They may even take the initiative to attack.

Therefore, just having a work number is absolutely not acceptable.

But if you want a living number.

Is the purpose too obvious?
And just when Zhou Lingan was struggling internally.

Wang Yan laughed and said, "I was just teasing you. Actually, I only have one number."

As he spoke, Wang Yan gave Zhou Lingan his phone number.

But Zhou Lingan felt her face flushed at this moment.

"Why do I feel like I'm being played around by Wang Yan?"

After leaving, Zhou Lingan couldn't help but reminisce about the past.

"I'm afraid Wang Yan is not an expert in love..."

But Zhou Lingan will not give up.

Since we have got Wang Yan’s contact information.

And there will be plenty of opportunities for contact in the future.

She is not willing to be just a strong woman in her career.

We are determined to capture Wang Yan!
But what people don’t know is.

On the other side, Wang Yan had already seen through Zhou Lingan's little thoughts.

Real hunters often appear in the form of prey.

Wang Yan, who has lived a new life, certainly will not be a pure little boy.

In terms of love.

Wang Yan’s attitude is.

No one will be refused!
And since he has lived a second life, he has gained a miraculous talent.

Wang Yan also wants to experience a variety of cuisines.

Something oriental, western, slim, and nuclear.

As long as they have their own characteristics, Wang Yan will accept everyone!
. . . . . .

Let’s put Wang Yan’s emotional world aside for now.

The LeBron James kissing-donkey-butt thing is still going strong.

Results the next day.

James, who was suspended for three games, finally returned in the game against the New York Knicks.

James suffered another defeat at Madison Square Garden.

I don't know if his mind was confused by the biological weapon attack of Akron's Donkey.

詹姆斯今晚出战了36分钟18投6中，仅仅拿到了16分，并且还送出了多达6次失误。

Anthony was in great form, hitting eight shots from beyond the three-point line alone.

The cooperation with Stoudemire repeatedly overturned the Heat's defense.

In the end, the Heat lost at Madison Square Garden.

The Heat have suffered two defeats this season due to the loss in this game.

Kiss the donkey's ass + lose the game.

It also put the son of Akron at the forefront once again.

more importantly.

In the Eastern Conference standings, the Heat have slipped behind the Cavaliers.

And pieces of voices have already been heard on the Internet.

The Cavaliers have risen under the leadership of Wang Yan. Now the Cavaliers not only defeated the Heat in the opening game, but also surpassed the Heat in the record ranking.

In particular, the Cavaliers remained undefeated in all the games that Wang Yan played.

The Cavaliers lost two games because Wang Yan was on the suspended list.

This made the Cavaliers fans more convinced.

Wang Yan is a better leader than James!

He is a better city owner than James!
James: Son of Akron!
Wang Yan: Father of Akron!

Comparing the two leaders of Cleveland, James lost miserably.

The contrast between Akron's son and Akron's father also intensified.

Especially the short-sleeved shirts and peripheral products produced were selling like hot cakes in Cleveland.

A home game against the bottom-ranked Charlotte Bobcats.

Looking around.

Almost half of the fans at the scene were wearing T-shirts with the theme of "Son of Akron" and "Father of Akron".

The Cavaliers also continued to advance at home.

Irving beat Kemba Walker, Wang Yan had his way in the interior, and led the team to punch out after three quarters.

Tonight's opponent is a rookie and Irving is in great form, so Wang Yan is willing to pass the ball.

He played for 28 minutes and easily scored 30 points.

But Wang Yan grabbed 24 rebounds and blocked 8 shots!
In two consecutive games, Wang Yan had more than 8 blocks.

This is another historical record for NBA rookie players!
And Irving's side.

He played for 32 minutes, made 22 of 14 shots, scored a game-high 35 points, broke his personal scoring record, and beat Kemba Walker's 12 points and 4 assists.

It is a belated proof that he was the best point guard in the NCAA last season!
. . .

"I didn't lose to Kairi!"

Kemba Walker was interviewed after the game and still expressed his dissatisfaction with Irving: "KAI has Wang Yan to share the firepower with, and he has a better scoring environment."

"Wang Yan had eight blocks and 8 rebounds. He caused me great difficulties on the defensive end."

After a pause, Kemba Walker said unconvincedly: "So, I am not restricted by Kyrie."

"I just lost to Wang Yan!"

Kemba Walker's dissatisfaction with Irving has lasted for several years.

But let’s put aside the comparison between you and Irving.

You should first address the team's miserable record of six consecutive losses.

The Bobcats, who have suffered six consecutive losses, have firmly established themselves in the last place in the league.

…………

"I don't give a shit what Kemba Walker said."

And the other side.

Wang Yan, who barely sweated tonight, smiled easily in front of the camera: "We are already preparing for the next game!"

What Wang Yan meant was.

The Cavaliers never considered the Bobcats as an opponent at all.

The real highlight is the next one.

And in the next game, the Cavaliers will come to the Big Apple, New York.

Against the Knicks led by Melo and Stoudemire.

The Knicks, who just defeated the Heat, are in high spirits.

This is a very difficult game.

There are so many reasons why Wang Yan is looking forward to this battle.

first:
In the first game after Wang Yan was banned, the Cavaliers were brutally beaten by the Knicks, and Melo even issued a declaration of war to himself after the game.

The plot of the revenge war is always exciting.

The confrontation between Anthony and Wang Yan has already been widely reported on the Internet.

Secondly:

Wang Yan and Melo are still strong contenders for this year's scoring title.

The two will go on a scoring spree!
Thirdly:

[Son of Akron] James just lost to Melo.

If Wang Yan can beat Melon.

It will further solidify his title as the "Father of Akron".

Various buffs are added.

The heat of this confrontation exploded to the extreme!
Can Wang Yan take over the Big Apple?

greatly awaited!

(End of this chapter)