Chapter 245 Toilet Paper Captain is about to take office

Chapter 245 Toilet Paper Captain is about to take office
At this time, Ying Yuan didn't care about anyone else. He coughed twice and looked at Cao Shendao with a strange expression.

"Ahem! Cao Shen! I am just wondering about one thing!"

"You actually still carry this toilet token with you?"

"And, in your arms?"

"Your habit is very unique!"

At this moment, Ying Yuan regretted extremely that he had brought Cao Shen into his army.

Damn it, if the news spreads that the prince who is the regent of the Qin Dynasty has his subjects carrying toilet chips in their arms at all times, then will he still be able to survive?
What would others think of him?

What’s the fucking difference between this and going to a conference hall for a meeting in the future and bringing nothing but a roll of toilet paper?
Ok?
Toilet paper?

When he thought of this thing, Ying Yuan's eyes changed instantly.

Cao Shen's face turned completely purple at this moment. He scratched his ears and looked at the surprised crowd.

"Uh, this...this...this has never been used!"

"Nonsense!"

As soon as Cao Shen finished speaking, Xiao He shouted loudly.

"Cao Shen, when you give advice, you should act like you are giving advice!"

"If you want to make a plan, just do it honestly. Why do you have to bring out such filthy things to offend you, young master?"

At this time, Xiao He looked at Cao Shen with such a feeling of disappointment.

Of course, this may seem like an insult, but in fact, isn't it helping Cao Shen to exonerate himself?

It seemed like he was scolding Cao Shen for being unceremonious, but Ying Yuan never cared much about things like etiquette.

But inside, Xiao He kept giving advice and suggestions.

Isn't this an explanation for Cao Shen? All the things he did are excusable?
To put it bluntly, the purpose of all this is to kill those people from the aristocratic families.

There were no stupid people present, so everyone could understand the meaning of Xiao He's words at once.

Cao Shen looked at his elder brother with gratitude, and then bowed hurriedly.

"I was careless for a moment and offended you, sir. I hope you will forgive me!"

Ying Yuan just waved his hand, not paying any attention to this so-called routine and Xiao He's little thoughts. Instead, he asked directly from Cao Shen.

"Alright, Captain Cao, first tell me your plan in its entirety!"

"If it is pertinent and useful, I am not one of those Confucianists who always follow the rules. I will still reward those who deserve it!"

"But if you're just trying to show off or fool around, then I'll have to have a fight with you!"

Although Ying Yuan did not say what the specific punishment was, after spending a long time with Ying Yuan, everyone under Ying Yuan knew it.

Whenever this young man wants to play a trick on someone, he has a lot of ways to do it.

Moreover, it is hard to guard against and you never know when you might get hit.

Therefore, Cao Shen shuddered instinctively, then took a deep breath.

"Sir, I do have a plan!"

"Moreover, it is true that using this toilet token can completely bring down the price of this paper, and there is absolutely no chance of recovery!"

After these words were spoken, Xiao He, who had originally planned to curse Cao Shen a few more times and play a double act with Cao Shen to prevent him from causing any trouble again, suddenly shut his mouth.

He looked at his fellow countryman with some surprise.

A little surprised!

When more or nervous!

This kid should stop just talking nonsense!
Toilet chips?

What does this have to do with paper?

You can't have to write an application for toilet tokens at the door before going to the toilet, right?

Ying Yuan glared at Cao Shen unhappily.

"Cao Shen, you'd better tell me quickly!"

"I asked you to study with Xiao He, but I didn't want you to learn these empty things!" "If you keep playing the suspense game, don't blame me for kicking you out!"

Ying Yuan felt particularly annoyed when he saw Cao Shen's dog-like appearance.

Damn it, how come even an honest man like Cao Shen has started to keep people in suspense?

Damn it, can it be any better?
Xiao He, who was standing by, saw that Ying Yuan was getting angry and quickly turned his head away.

Nothing else, he just felt like he was hurt by mistake!
Cao Shen had come back to his senses by now. He no longer dared to act naughty or tremble, and answered honestly.

"Sir, the reason why this paper is so popular nowadays is, of course, because it is new and people do not know its cost. But because of its white and smooth appearance, people assume that its price will be high."

"But on the other hand, it is because this paper can bear the calligraphy and painting of literati and poets!"

"But what about the other way around?"

At this point, Cao Shen finally got excited, because this was the key point of his plan.

"I visited a papermaking workshop and found that some of the paper produced there is the best, snow-white and smooth kind that is sold, but some is substandard."

"I saw those unqualified finished products. They were rough and dark yellow. They didn't look good at first glance."

"Normally, workshops are burned down directly."

"But what if we use this item to sell instead of toilet tokens, or even provide it for free to students in the academy?"

"At this point, even a fool would know that this paper is not valuable anymore!"

As soon as Cao Shen finished speaking, Xiao He looked at him in surprise.

The way he looked him up and down was as if he was meeting him for the first time.

The admiration in his eyes was beyond words.

In Xiao He's opinion, this method is crude, unpleasant, and not presentable...

But, it works!

Moreover, it takes very little time!
After all, the noble families that got a large amount of paper used every possible means to promote the paper.

There is even a saying that "just smelling it can prolong your life."

As a result, the paper produced in the same workshop is used as toilet paper.

Damn it, who will think this thing can prolong life in the future?

"Hahahahahahaha, Cao Shen, you are so talented!"

Ying Yuan was patting his thigh and laughing so happily!

Cao Shen's draft!
You are really a talented person!

Toilet paper was not available until two years later, but you figured it out in such a confused way.

"Wonderful! It's really wonderful!"

"Cao Shen, this is a great idea!"

"In that case, this matter will be handed over to you."

"As for the flyers for the Heroes Conference and the books for the Academy, my brother will naturally take care of them."

"But as for the toilet paper, you can sell it now."

"Well, as the saying goes, you can't do things without a job."

"In that case, how about calling him Toilet Paper Captain?"

"Hahaha, it's a unique official position. It will definitely bring honor to the family!"

When these words were spoken, Cao Shen was delighted at first.

And then when he heard the official title, he was completely dumbfounded.

Toilet Paper Captain?

Damn it! If the ancestors of the Cao family knew that they had worked so hard for so long, only to get such an official position, what would they think?

Even eight generations of ancestors would jump out of their graves and slap themselves in the face!

(End of this chapter)