Paris.
An uninhabited riverbank in the upper reaches of the Seine.
Cheng Long was wearing printed shorts and a white shirt, lying leisurely on a chair, picking up the cup beside him from time to time and sipping the watermelon juice in it. He seemed to be living a very comfortable life.
"Long, there's a fish, come and help."
Diana's voice suddenly rang in his ears. Cheng Long immediately pulled up the scoop net at his feet and looked at the water with sharp eyes. As long as the fish on the hook was pulled to the shore, he would catch the fish as soon as possible.
Over the past month, the two have cooperated many times and are already familiar with the routine.
Diana went fishing and Cheng Long fished, and then they went back to their respective homes at night.
Because Diana always remains a little wary of Cheng Long, living together still requires effort.
However, Cheng Long's sincere devotion for a month was not without reward. Diana, who suspected that he used divine power or psychic power to make people feel close to him in order to achieve a certain purpose, began to waver in her heart.
Like now.
Diana, who spent quite a while to pull the ten-pound trout to the shore, looked at the man who caught the fish with lightning speed, and a hint of happiness was revealed between her brows.
"Long, you've violated the rules again! We agreed not to use our supernatural powers and enjoy a normal day, but you keep cheating. Do you know that this is cheating?"
"NoNoNo, I didn't cheat. There are many ordinary people who are as quick-eyed and quick-handed as me. Those who can't catch the fish even after trying several times are deliberately making trouble. Fishermen are all very bad. They can't stand seeing others catch big fish."
Cheng Long carefully put the rainbow trout caught by Diana into the fish basket. This was their dinner and it had to be kept well, otherwise they would have to eat vegetable salad again when they returned home.
Diana was good in everything except her eating habits. When she was alone, she often had various salads for dinner.
This won’t work. How can you have the energy to be a superhero if you don’t eat?
In order to ensure that Diana has enough food and drink, Cheng Long is planning to move into her villa, live with the heroine, and take care of her three meals a day.
"Is that why you don't fish, you only fish?"
Diana joked with interest.
They had come to the upper reaches of the Seine to fish several times, but every time Cheng Long was unwilling to fish. Instead, he lay lazily on the beach chair, watching himself fishing quietly.
She thought it would be very boring, but who knew that Long would be so interested in watching people fishing that he would take out fruits, cakes, and even barbecue to eat from time to time.
Cheng Long doesn't go fishing, but he has his reasons.
Before he traveled through time, he had never caught a fish, and after he traveled through time, he also never caught a single fish. Unless he cheated and used magic to make the fish bite the hook, he could not catch any fish no matter what bait he used.
He suspected that his failure to catch any fish might be due to the fact that he was not wearing a helmet.
But it was too hot to wear, so I just stopped fishing.
"Diana, it's not that I don't want to fish, it's that I can't catch any fish."
"I don't believe it unless you try it."
"Okay, then I'll go fishing with you for a while today."
Cheng Long had no choice but to pick up the fishing rod and sit next to Diana to fish.
Three hours passed in a flash.
Diana caught seven or eight fish intermittently, but Cheng Long didn't catch any. They used the same bait, but the fish just wouldn't bite.
As expected, within a thousand miles radius, as long as someone went fishing, he would passively trigger the attribute of being incompatible with fish, and would not be able to catch any fish no matter what, while others could catch a lot of fish.
"Long, there are so many fish in the river and we are fishing in the same spot, how come you can't catch any fish?" Diana looked at Cheng Long blankly. She felt that if a five-year-old child was around, he would be able to catch a few fish.
You mean the technology is poor?
The dragon's movements of hanging bait and casting the rod are very professional.
But the fish just won’t take the bait, it’s so strange!
"I've said it before, I'm born with a bad relationship with fishing. I can only catch fish and fry fish, but I can never catch anything by fishing." There is gain and loss, Cheng Long has long accepted his fate.
It's a good deal, exchanging the opportunity of the moment for not catching any fish.
"Then let's just fish here, we'll clean up and go back to cook the fish, I want to eat braised fish tonight..."
"Today's fish is quite big. I'll give you a snack later. I'll make you a dish of chopped pepper fish head. I guarantee you won't be able to stop eating it."
"Then I'll wait and see."
……
Nine p.m.
On the banks of the Seine, in a villa area.
"Well, the chopped pepper fish head is delicious. Long, please leave more for me..." Diana was picking at the rice in the bowl while looking at Cheng Long eagerly, hoping that he would show mercy and leave more delicious food for her.
"If you want to eat more, you should eat as much as I do."
Cheng Long moved faster and faster, forcing Diana to use super speed. She kept extending her chopsticks to pick up pieces of fish head meat and put them into her mouth.
In fact, under normal circumstances, even if Diana encountered her favorite food, she would not eat it so crazily. But if someone was rushing to eat it, the situation would be different.
The food that was snatched away tastes especially delicious.
After a gust of wind swept away everything.
Cheng Long and Diana looked at the plate on the table with not even a drop of soup left, and put down their chopsticks at the same time.
Then, the two smiled at each other.
"Long, hotels in Paris are very expensive. If you don't mind, please move in with me tonight!"
Suddenly hearing Diana's invitation to live together, Cheng Long, who was lying on the chair, teleported out of the restaurant without saying a word.
After a few seconds.
Cheng Long, who had disappeared, appeared in front of Diana with a handbag and said excitedly: "Diana, I have been waiting for you to say this for a month. I am glad that you can accept me and let me be your live-in boyfriend."
Diana blushed and said proudly, "I just don't want you to be too burdened. Staying in a five-star hotel every day and not working, I'm afraid you'll spend all your money."
"Haha, you already know how to help your husband save money before you even get married. Diana, you are indeed my good wife. I'll go upstairs and clean up. You wash the dishes today."
Cheng Long dragged his suitcase and happily went to the master bedroom on the second floor.
Diana had already taken the initiative to invite me to live with her. If I went to clean up the guest room at this time, wouldn't I be letting her down?
Living together naturally means living in the same room.
Tonight, he wants Diana to cry and call her daddy!
……
Another month later.
Gotham.
Bat Manor.
"Wayne, good news!"
The butler, Alfu, holding a tablet, walked quickly to Bruce Wayne and said excitedly, "I found out where the Joker is. He's in a bar in the financial district. It looks like he's planning to rob the National Bank. Several groups of criminals have come into contact with him."
Wayne asked, "Where are the Dragon God and the Little Dragon Girl?" "The Dragon God and the Little Dragon Girl rescued the Joker half a month ago and have not had any contact with each other since then. It seems that saving him was Harley's personal intention."
Ah Fu couldn't understand. The Dragon God and the Joker were two unrelated people. Why did they go to so much trouble to rescue him from Arkham Asylum?
The only one who could explain it might be Harry.
After all, before Harley and Ryuichi debuted as a group, she was a well-known psychiatrist, but now she is a crazy woman who dares to wear a mask and shoot and kill people in broad daylight.
Although those he killed were criminals or rude street bullies, Batman still listed Xiaolongnu as a high-risk person, including Cheng Long's clone Long Yi, who also became Batman's target.
Half a month ago.
Batman once showed up to stop Ryuichi and Harley from hunting down gang members who were trading books, but the result was shocking: Ryuichi, whom he and Alfu had always believed to be a Kryptonian, turned out to be immune to Kryptonite radiation.
This also means that the kryptonite spear that could kill Doomsday and Superman would have no effect on a dragon.
That night, the uncomfortable Batman Wayne had a mixed doubles of the couple stalls. As soon as the dragon hit, he was the same as his father's young son, without any resistance.
Even Harley could give him a good beating.
Harley, who has been practicing dual cultivation with Long Yi for two months, has been reborn and has acquired physical fitness comparable to Captain America. Coupled with her own powerful combat skills, if Wayne wants to defeat Harley, he can only make an appointment for a fight in advance and make adequate preparations.
"Phew~ Fortunately, they are not the same as the Joker, otherwise Gotham would be in complete chaos!"
Wayne breathed a sigh of relief when he learned that the good-versus-evil Long Yi and Harley were not hanging out with the Joker.
Although he opposed Long Yi and Harley's method of killing to stop the war, no matter what, Long Shen and Xiao Long Nu's starting point was good. This was also the reason why they prepared a large amount of criminal information on the two but still did not hand it over to the Gotham police.
The Joker is different.
The Joker is the most dangerous and terrifying criminal in Gotham City. Even many villains are afraid of him. He has a very high IQ but behaves insanely. His criminal behavior is often unpredictable, and wherever he goes, there is always chaos, disorder, and chilling laughter.
The Joker particularly enjoys showing the world the meaninglessness of life by causing pain and death.
If a highly intelligent criminal were to hang out with a superhuman dragon god, Gotham would be left without checks and balances, and the consequences would be disastrous.
……
Eastside.
Harry's house.
"Long, the Joker invited us to rob the Gotham Bank and offered us 70% of the profits after the mission is successful. Are we really not going?" Harley looked at the encrypted message in the email and looked at Long Yi with some excitement.
No one has too much money.
She was naturally no exception, especially the man in front of her, who always liked to rob the rich to help the poor, and send the money stolen from gang members, mercenaries, and unjust businessmen to orphanages and nursing homes in Gotham and several nearby cities.
Therefore, even though the team of Dragon God and Little Dragon Girl robbed a lot of money from other gangs, they still lived in the apartment building bought by Harry, a typical old and dilapidated Western apartment.
"No, the Joker likes to rob his fellow criminals. If he gets angry and attacks us, Gotham will have a lot less fun." The reason why Long agreed to Harley to rescue the Joker from the mental hospital a month ago was because Gotham needed such a character to mobilize the criminals' illegal passions.
Otherwise, many criminals would not dare to show up because of the daily attacks from him and Harley.
This is not good. If no one commits crimes, there will be no fun at night. Is the quiet Gotham still the Gotham we remember?
"Then wait until they succeed in the robbery, then we go and rob the clown?"
Harley suggested excitedly.
If she doesn't go out to work at night, she will have to endure the rush all night and won't be able to rest until the early morning. Even if her physical fitness has been improved to Captain America's level, she still feels extremely overwhelmed.
Therefore, in order to suffer less at night, Harry always liked to take Long Yi out to have fun.
"good idea!"
Long Yi's eyes lit up, he stood up, grabbed a monkey mask, and walked towards the balcony excitedly.
Harley picked up a cartoon cat mask from the coffee table and hurried to keep up with the man.
She has fallen in love with the days of fighting violence with violence and stopping war with killing. She cannot sleep well unless she kills a few scumbags every night.
"let's go."
On the balcony, Long Yi hugged Harley's waist and lightly tapped his toes. The two of them soared into the sky like a cannonball and flew over the city.
Having been a chivalrous thief who robbed the rich and gave to the poor for two months, Long Yi was already familiar with the layout of the city of Gotham to the core, and even knew the residences and warehouses of both the good guys and the villains.
There's no way, his spiritual awareness is so powerful!
Cheng Long's spiritual awareness at the True Immortal stage can cover the entire world, and a wisp of his soul can easily cover an entire city, not to mention that his Kryptonian clone has super hearing and vision.
If necessary, Long Yi can even monitor the entire United States and retrieve all the senior government officials from hundreds of millions of pieces of information...
"Have all the alarm systems been deactivated?" On the rooftop of the Gotham Bank building, two masked gangsters were nervously working to deactivate the building's alarm system.
"Almost there." replied the busy professional wearing an Ultraman mask.
Another person stood behind him on the pretext of being on guard.
Waited for a while.
The man on guard asked again: "Are all the alarms lifted?"
The robber wearing an Ultraman mask lowered his head to pack his things and replied, "That's right, unless there is another hidden system."
boom!
The entire transformer box was covered in blood, and the Ultraman robber fell to the ground.
The other robber quickly picked up the toolbox and walked downstairs.
At the same time, masked gangsters hiding near the bank rushed out from the darkness in twos and threes and quickly came to the bank gate. One of them placed a C4 explosive on the door and quickly called on his companions to evacuate to a safe area.
"Boom~~"
A few seconds later, flames shot up into the sky.
The robbers hiding on both sides of the door immediately swarmed into the bank that had been blown open.
"Long Yi, it seems we have arrived at the right time, they are taking action..." On the building opposite Gotham Bank, Harley looked at the six masked robbers who invaded the bank one after another, as well as three passers-by who passed by and saw others rushing into the bank and slipped in, her face filled with morbid excitement.
Free Gotham, a paradise for crime.
"When they come out, we will rob them."
As soon as Long Yi finished speaking, he saw a masked man in a bat suit riding a motorcycle, turning from the right corner and rushing into the bank at an extremely fast speed.
It’s exciting now!
Batman and the Joker's destined enemies meet again.
Wherever Batman appears, it means that the Joker's plan will have nowhere to be implemented. Long Yi can only look at Harley with regret and said helplessly: "Dear, it seems that our plan of robbing robbing robbing has failed."
"What a bummer!"
Harley hung her head. It was obvious that she knew very well that it was impossible for the criminal gang that the Joker had temporarily assembled to open the vault and take out the colorful knives and weapons in such a short time.
Their plan of robbing other gangs had to be shelved.
However, when you think there is no way out, you will find another village beyond the bends and flowers.
Not long after they left the bank building, they saw a sneaky figure sneaking into a gold shop through a narrow window on the second floor on the commercial street near the financial district, showing a body flexibility that surprised Harry. (End of this chapter)