Chapter 343: Parody is not nonsense, adaptation is not random

The next day.

Early morning hours.

Mr. Cheng, who was awakened by Qingzi's mouth, glanced at the girl who went into the bathroom to wash up, and a gleam of light flashed in his eyes.

"Qingzi, see you next year!" Cheng Long did not hesitate and directly activated the shuttle function that had just passed the cooling period. Then his figure disappeared without a trace.

"Hurry up, it's going to rain."

"Damn, my new shoes."

"..."

A noisy sound rang in my ears.

Cheng Long appeared in the block at some point, as if he had been there from the beginning, without arousing anyone's suspicion. The rain wrapped in dust and haze fell on him and was automatically bounced away by a layer of invisible energy.

This rain is dirty.

There is none of the sweetness of ancient society.

He was very surprised to travel to the United States again.

"This world... doesn't seem as ordinary as it seems!"

Cheng Long's spiritual awareness spread like a wave, and he soon discovered something strange about an antique shop in the Chinatown next door. There was a golden stick inside, which was obviously not an ordinary object and seemed to contain a mysterious power.

Somewhat similar to the energy in the Space Stone.

Of course.

This power is very weak, probably only enough for one person to teleport once.

It is incomparable to the space gem that contains infinite energy.

A few minutes later.

Cheng Long came to the door of the antique shop and asked the old man in the shop: "Old man, are you selling everything in the shop?"

"Of course, just look around."

The antique shop owner, Lao Huo, replied with a smile.

This is an elderly man over 80 years old. He speaks weakly and his physical functions are very worrying.

Cheng Long walked around the store, then went into the back room and picked up the golden stick that had fallen on the ground. Just as he was about to turn around and ask the price, he saw Lao Huo walking towards him slowly.

"This is a warehouse. The stick in your hand is not for sale..."

"Not for sale?"

Cheng Long weighed the stick and found it was not light, almost ten pounds.

An old man with a golden stick who looks like Chen Jiaju in old age. Across from the grocery store lives a young girl who looks 90% like Xiao Long Nu.

What kind of world we will travel to this time is already clear.

——The King of Kung Fu.

A typical bad Sino-US co-production.

However, no matter how bad the movie is, the White-Haired Witch in the film is still very good-looking. Bingbing with white hair is more charming than the heroine Jin Yanzi. The Queen Mother, played by the mother of the Fairy Sister, also still has charm.

Now that I’m here, of course I have to use the golden cudgel to travel through time and space to see the gods and Buddhas in the sky.

"This is something my grandfather left behind. He spent his entire life waiting for the right person to take this stick, but he never showed up until he died. After my father took over, that person still didn't show up. In the blink of an eye, even I have grown old!"

"Old man, is it possible that I am the destined one?"

"..."

Old Huo looked him up and down and shook his head silently.

"What now?"

Cheng Long secretly passed in a ray of magic power, and the golden hoop, which had originally been restrained in its charm, instantly burst into dazzling golden light.

Seeing this scene, not only was Old Huo so shocked that he couldn't speak, even the young girl in the Golden Swallow Grocery Store opposite almost dropped her jaw in shock.

"you you……"

Old Huo stuttered. He couldn't believe in his heart that a Chinese who appeared out of nowhere could wield the legendary golden hoop!
Because the person he was waiting for, the one who appeared in his dreams from time to time, was not Chinese at all, but a young American boy who liked oriental culture and loved kung fu...

"Why, do you think I'm not qualified? Or are you stubborn, old man, and think that only the Western barbarians can save the world? And the world they want to save is our Eastern world?"

Cheng Long stared at "Old Huo" with sharp eyes. This was the fundamental reason why Sino-US co-productions produced bad films. Because the Hollywood film industry was too developed and its dissemination capabilities far exceeded those of China, the protagonists of Sino-US co-productions, no matter where the stories took place, would become blond-haired and blue-eyed foreigners.

"The Forbidden Kingdom" and "The Great Wall" are typical examples!
"Do you know this is the golden hoop?"

Old Huo widened his eyes and looked at Cheng Long in disbelief.

"I know everything and I have the absolute ability to rescue Sun Wukong. It all depends on whether you are willing to give me the stick."

Cheng Long is not a domineering person. He will never use force to solve problems that can be solved with money.

Next, it depends on what decision Lao Huo makes.

Choose yourself or that Citibank boy named Jason!
In fact, at the beginning, he suspected that Lao Huo was Lu Yan from thousands of years ago. However, Lao Huo's physical fitness was too poor and he had no ability to hide his cultivation. Naturally, he could not be the Master Lu who could fight with the Jade Territory God of War.

Although the gods in this world are not very powerful, the heavenly soldiers and generals are like a group of bandits, burning, killing and looting everywhere, and the fight between Sun Wukong and the Jade Border God of War is more like a child playing house, and they do not have the strength that a god of war should have.

But Lu Yan was able to fight with the God of War, so no matter how bad he was, he couldn't be as dying as Old Huo.

Old Huo was silent for a long time, then he said, "My choice is not important. What is important is this. If you can activate it, you can go back thousands of years and rescue the owner of the golden hoop."

"In my opinion, its opinion is not important at all. If the golden hoop dares to refuse me, then there is no need for it to exist." Cheng Long secretly put in some effort, and the golden hoop, which had been restless and wanted to ask for help all the time, suddenly became quiet.

This guy has better eyesight than Lao Huo.

Because when he was speaking, the golden cudgel sensed an extremely terrifying aura, and destroying it might not be a joke.

Treasures have souls.

The golden cudgel sensed the crisis and had to behave itself, both for its master, Sun Wukong, and for itself.

"Well, just give me some dollars and it's yours."

Old Huo sighed quietly, something unexpected had happened, and he didn't know whether it was good or bad. Jason had lost his chance, and he was afraid that he would live a mediocre life!
"Old man, since you are so sensible, I decided to let you live a few more years."

Say it.

Cheng Long reached into the air with his right hand and took out the bloodthirsty bead that was glowing red.

Then, without further ado, he grabbed out twenty portions of blood and essence energy from people and infused them into Lao Huo.

"Hmm~~" The old and weak old Huo felt the warm current flowing into his body and could not help but groan.

He subconsciously closed his eyes, feeling the unprecedented comfort.

About ten minutes later.

Old Huo reluctantly opened his eyes. The "predestined person" who took the golden hoop had long disappeared, replaced by Jason, who was shocked and speechless. The young man from Citibank who pushed the door open a few minutes ago witnessed Old Huo's hair turning from gray to silver, and the wrinkles on his face gradually becoming flat from ravines.

In Jason's eyes.

In just a few minutes, Old Huo became ten years younger at a speed visible to the naked eye.

……

late at night.

In front of a hotel window in Chinatown.

Cheng Long took out the golden hoop stick hidden in the storage ring, weighed it gently, and said lightly: "Golden hoop stick, if I were you, I should take the initiative and don't ask me for everything."

hum!
The golden cudgel suddenly emitted a golden light and generated a pulling force that pulled him into the void. Afterwards, he felt a familiar force tearing through time and space, just like every time he traveled through time.

He knew that he would soon be able to travel through time and space and return to this magically transformed ancient mythological world.

Sure enough, when the force tearing through space and time disappeared, Cheng Long found himself in mid-air, with a clear green river just below him.

He steadied his body, floated to the river bank, took a deep breath, and the spiritual energy was quite abundant, much better than that in the Marvel world.

"There are terraced fields, and it looks like the south of the colorful clouds. However, this is a made-up world, and we can't worry about geographical common sense..." The reason why Cheng Long had this idea was because Jason and Lu Yan in the movie got rid of the bandit-like heavenly soldiers here, and then went to the town to meet the golden swallow from the south.

If this is the south of the colorful clouds, then further south is undoubtedly the Indochina Peninsula.

A typical oriental beauty like Jin Yanzi can't possibly be a South Asian girl!

Just as Cheng Long was about to leave, a group of armored heavenly soldiers and generals suddenly appeared at the corner of the mountain road not far away. Yes, they were the heavenly soldiers who went up the mountain to plunder rural women.

It's fucked up to let foreigners be screenwriters.

He is the Marshal of the Heavenly Court, but he actually falls in love with a country girl, and he does so by means of plunder. He really has no ambition at all.

If Wang Jianjun knew that the Jade Border God of War in this world was so lame and looked 70% to 80% similar to him, he would probably be furious.

As the Marshal of Heaven, he does not do his job properly, but only does petty thefts, murders and arson. Moreover, anyone who knows Kung Fu in this world can defeat the heavenly soldiers and generals. Cheng Long is too lazy to complain.

If the golden cudgel had not had some spirituality and was not considered a good acquired spiritual treasure, he might even look down on great gods like the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother.

Although the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother of this world may not be as powerful as him, there are still some good treasures in Heaven, such as the elixir of life that the White-haired Witch covets, which can make one immortal with just one sip.

I must pack up at least ten or eight kilograms of this wine and bring it back so that all my women can have some.

"Xuxu~~"

The heavenly soldiers who were riding on horses soon spotted Cheng Long standing on the river bank. The leader stopped his horse and shouted, "Hey, where did you get this stick?"

Cheng Long smiled and said, "I picked it up."

"Give it to me." The leading man spread out one hand.

"What if I don't give it?"

"Then you must die!"

"You are so murderous, it seems you have attacked many people..." Cheng Long's eyes suddenly turned cold. The heavenly soldiers and generals under the command of the Jade Border God of War seemed to have committed crimes of burning, killing and looting. Among a hundred people killed, it is not certain that three or five of them would be innocent.

"Stop talking nonsense and hand over the golden cudgel!" the leading man shouted impatiently.

"You want my stick? That depends on whether you can catch it..."

Cheng Long raised the corner of his mouth slightly, and threw the golden hoop out fiercely. The originally ordinary stick suddenly glowed with golden light and turned into a stream of light, piercing through the chest of the heavenly soldier like lightning, and then quickly turned around and stabbed towards another person.

laugh!
laugh!
Under Cheng Long's spiritual control, the golden cudgel turned into a deadly weapon. More than twenty heavenly soldiers fell off their horses one after another like wooden stakes.

"Although these heavenly soldiers are very weak, their blood cannot be wasted..."

Cheng Long decisively took out the bloodthirsty bead and sucked the blood out of the twenty or so heavenly soldiers' corpses in front of him. Before leaving, he set a fire and burned them to ashes on the spot.

……

at dusk.

Cheng Long walked into a restaurant with his golden cudgel in hand.

As soon as he entered the door, he saw the drunk Lu Yan and the girl Jin Yanzi wearing a black robe and holding a pipa.

"Girl, can you talk?"

Cheng Long swung his golden cudgel and walked straight to Jin Yanzi, revealing a kind smile like an uncle.

Although he prefers the White-haired Witch, he also has some thoughts about Golden Swallow played by the Fairy Sister. It's just that Golden Swallow is a little immature and not as mature and attractive as Bingbing's version of the White-haired Witch.

"Talk to me?" Jin Yanzi glanced at the golden hoop stick and frowned, "Is your stick authentic? There are fakes everywhere on the Silk Road now. Who knows whether yours is real or fake?"

"It doesn't matter whether the golden hoop is real or fake. What matters is that I have the ability to kill the Jade Territory God of War..."

Cheng Long's words were not to be stopped until they shocked the audience. With just one sentence, he scared away all the guests within ten meters around him. Upon hearing his words, dozens of diners stood up straight as if they had been electrocuted, and then rushed out in panic.

Only Jin Yanzi was secretly delighted and said anxiously: "If you can help me kill the Jade Border God of War, I will agree to anything you ask for."

"Okay, I'll help you kill the Jade Border God of War, and you'll be my maid and take care of my food and daily life, how about that?" Cheng Long was familiar with the plot and knew Jin Yanzi's thoughts very well. Naturally, there was no need to play any fancy strategies, he could just go straight to the point.

"It's a word."

"It's hard to chase a horse!"

Just as Cheng Long and Jin Yanzi reached an agreement, the restaurant owner came back from outside the restaurant with a group of heavenly soldiers, trembling, pointing at Cheng Long and saying, "Sir, it's him, it's him, it's him! It was this man who just spoke nonsense in my restaurant, and dared to say that he could kill the Jade Border God of War."

"court death!"

The leading general had a fierce look in his eyes. He grabbed the hilt of his sword with his right hand, drew out his sword with a clang, and shouted, "Men, kill him!"

"Yes, General."

clang clang...

A series of sword-drawing sounds were heard.

Jin Yanzi, holding the Pipa, inevitably became nervous, but she still pretended to be calm, looked at Cheng Long calmly, and whispered: "Sir, if you can't even deal with these heavenly soldiers, then there is no need for us to continue the transaction."

"Okay."

Cheng Long put away the golden hoop that he flaunted in the streets, and instead took out the bloodthirsty bead and threw it up.

In an instant, a terrifying divine thought burst out, and with the suction force generated by the bloodthirsty bead, dozens of heavenly soldiers and generals who were besieging them were instantly trapped in place, unable to move.

Then, a horrifying scene suddenly came into view, scaring Jin Yanzi, the restaurant owner, and some diners who were looking around curiously, so much that they couldn't stop trembling.

Even Lu Yan, who was regarded as a wine god, widened his eyes at this moment.

"It sucked dry dozens of heavenly soldiers and generals in an instant. How could there be such a terrifying evil creature in the world?" Lu Yan, who had been sitting on the Diaoyutai, ready to drink and watch the show, could no longer remain calm. His eyes were as big as copper bells, staring at the incredible scene in front of him.

"Xiaoyanzi, are you still questioning now?"

After a few breaths, Cheng Long put away the blood-thirsty bead that was a bit more blood-colored, and a slight curve appeared at the corner of his mouth, revealing a charming smile. (End of this chapter)