Chapter 307: Fooling Natasha

Chapter 307: Fooling Natasha

The next day.

Early morning hours.

Cheng Long looked at Aunt Mei, who was nestled in his arms with a smile on her face, and thought to himself, "Since the relationship has been broken, Mei can't die at the hands of the Green Goblin who will intrude into Marvel in the future..."

Although he had never thought of signing Aunt May, he would not go back on his word.

However, if Aunt May wants to protect herself from the Green Goblin, a super soldier physique is essential.

"There are still about 230 people's worth of blood energy in the Bloodthirsty Pearl. Give it to Mei Wu first to get used to it. Try to turn him into a super soldier within a month."

make up one's mind.

Cheng Long immediately took out the bloodthirsty bead, extracted the blood energy of 5 people, and poured it into Aunt Mei's body.

"Hmm~"

Mei moaned seductively while she was sleeping.

Aunt May, 30, is much more attractive than when Peter transformed into Spider-Man.

Mr. Cheng, who was already a little agitated, turned over and pressed her under him, doing whatever he wanted...

In the following half month, traces of the two people were left in many places on the second floor. Aunt Mei, who had been a widow for more than a year, was tirelessly asking for things and trying various different tricks.

In the process, she was surprised to find that her strength increased several times every few days.

When Cheng Long moved to a small town in New Mexico on the pretext of going out for a while, the originally frail Aunt Mei could even shake a three-ton fast food truck.

Once when parking the food truck, the truck was not completely parked in the parking space and the distance was not very large. Mei wondered if she could push it in to avoid having to back up and down. As a result, the rear of the truck that had drifted out of the parking space had to be pushed into the space by her with both hands.

Moreover, she did not feel any difficulty during the process.

Fortunately, when Aunt May pushed the cart, there were no surveillance cameras nearby, and the SHIELD agents who were originally monitoring them also left because Cheng Long suddenly moved to New Mexico.

Otherwise, it would be impossible for her to quietly drive a fast food truck and sell plum fried rice and scallion oil noodles to make a living. She would most likely be absorbed by S.H.I.E.L.D. and receive various skills training.

……

New Mexico.

In a small country town with a small population.

Cheng Long was carrying a stack of beer and a bag of fruits and vegetables, and was walking slowly towards the rented courtyard. When he passed the courtyard next door, he suddenly stopped.

"Hi~~"

The female neighbor with beautiful red hair and a curvy figure looked at Cheng Long with a smile and greeted him very friendly: "You are new here, right? I haven't seen you before."

"I rented Mike's house and plan to live here for a while..." Cheng Long rented the house this morning at a high price of US$10,000 a month and signed a contract for a quarter.

Mike was a little tricky when renting the house. As long as he stayed there for 24 hours, he would not refund a penny of the rent.

The same is true for later renewals.

But Cheng Long doesn't care about these. It's just a few tens of thousands of dollars!

As long as he wanted, he could easily get millions or tens of millions, and even with just one phone call, he could borrow three or five hundred million from Tony.

He was just surprised at the efficiency of SHIELD.

I rented a house in the morning, and in the afternoon, Black Widow Natasha also rented the house next door.

Black Widow "Natasha Romanoff", in the original comics, she was born in 1928. She was a super soldier transformed by the Soviet Union who was extremely similar to Captain America. She had physical fitness superior to ordinary people and her lifespan was correspondingly delayed.

However, in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, her date of birth is 1984. The plot of Iron Man has just ended, and she is only in her twenties, a blooming age.

But Natasha, who was born in the Red House, lacked the most important organ of a woman. Without this organ, she was not even qualified to be a mother.

Therefore, every time Black Widow sees her friend Hawkeye having a happy family, she will reveal an envious look in a corner where no one else can see...

"Oh, so the sucker Mike was talking about is you! You actually spend ten thousand dollars a month to rent his house. You can buy his house if you rent it for one or two years." Natasha looks carefree, and it can be seen that the role she plays this time is a small town hottie.

"Haha, I may have suffered a loss by paying a lot of money to rent this house, but the experience of living here for a period of time will definitely make up for this little loss."

Cheng Long left when he was in love with Aunt Mei and they were making love every night. A big reason for this was because Thor's hammer was about to arrive.

This was his chance to get in touch with Thor's hammer, make friends with Thor, the god of thunder, and try to ask Odin to let the dwarf king forge a king-level weapon.

By the way, he can also take away the SHIELD agents who are monitoring him to prevent Aunt May, who has obtained the physique of a super soldier, from being targeted, killing two birds with one stone.

It's totally not worth spending tens of thousands of dollars more to rent a small villa in the countryside.

"Really? For example?" Natasha raised the corners of her lips and put on a charming smile.

"You, I met such a beautiful female neighbor on the first day of moving in. I think these tens of thousands of dollars are worth it..." Cheng Long walked into the courtyard with enthusiasm and stretched out his hand, saying, "My last name is Cheng, and my first name is Long. You can call me Mr. Cheng or Long. Nice to meet you."

"Me too, my name is Lucy."

Natasha shook hands with Cheng Long politely.

However, Cheng Long, who was looking at her, suddenly changed his expression and frowned, saying, "Lucy, excuse me, your physical condition is not very good. It seems that... an organ is missing. What's going on?"

"..."

Natasha's body trembled, and a flash of horror passed through her eyes.

This person could actually tell that he was ill and clearly stated that he was missing an organ!
This... is amazing!
No wonder Mr. Cheng was able to heal Iron Man Tony so easily without any effort. This kind of eyesight alone is something that not everyone possesses.

However, as a professional agent, Natasha was not panicked. She quickly regained her composure and asked in surprise, "How do you know that I am missing an organ?"

"The human body is a great treasure. Whether a person is healthy can be checked through the four methods of 'looking, smelling, asking and feeling'. Although you look very healthy and your physical fitness is much better than that of ordinary people, the energy in your body is not complete..." Cheng Long began to make up nonsense in a serious manner.

If he was not a cultivator in the Tribulation Realm, or if he did not know the plot in advance, he would not be able to tell at a glance that Black Widow was in poor health, unless she had a serious hidden illness.

"Long, I didn't expect your medical skills to be so great. I'm sorry that I didn't meet you earlier. Maybe you could save my uterus that was damaged in the car accident..." Natasha's eyes were filled with sad tears, and she looked like she regretted not meeting Cheng Long earlier, which led to the loss of her uterus.

"It's not too late!"

Cheng Long's calm words shocked Natasha. She raised her head and looked at Cheng Long with hope on her face. She said tremblingly, "Long, what did you say?"

"There is a mysterious plant called 'Blood Orchid' in Borneo. According to records, the Blood Orchid has a mysterious substance that can make people immortal..."

"If you can pick a few blood orchids for me, maybe I can refine a pill called 'Dragon Tiger Pill'. One pill can regenerate your missing organs and strengthen your physique."

Cheng Long said solemnly.

He didn't know whether there were blood orchids in Borneo in the Marvel world, he just wanted to teach S.H.I.E.L.D. behind Natasha a lesson.

Otherwise, with his means, it wouldn't be so difficult to cure Natasha!
"Blood orchid?" Natasha asked in astonishment, "Is there really a plant in the world that can make people immortal?"

"Immortality is definitely an exaggeration, but where the blood orchid grows, there is indeed a group of giant pythons. These pythons have broken through the limits of life and become species with a certain degree of intelligence. According to our Chinese saying, they are 'demons'."

Cheng Long's expression was quite serious. He was also a subject of surveillance who possessed mysterious powers. No matter how unbelievable his words were, Natasha would believe them.

What's more, the blood orchid is also related to her uterus and whether it can grow back.

"There are indeed rumors that giant pythons eat people in Borneo, which has led many people to regard the foggy tropical rainforest as a forbidden area. But I am still a little confused. Since you know that there are blood orchids deep in the Borneo rainforest, why don't you go in and pick them yourself?" Natasha frowned.

"How do you know I haven't been in there?"

"..."

Natasha was speechless.

Come to think of it, if Mr. Cheng had never picked the blood orchid, how could he have the power to defeat Iron Overlord?

Isn’t this the best proof that you have taken the Dragon and Tiger Pill to enhance your physical fitness?

No, this news must be reported to the director as soon as possible.

Thinking of this, Natasha immediately changed the subject, "Long, if there are really blood orchids in Borneo, then there must be relevant information on the Internet. I want to go upstairs to check it out."

“If the news about the blood orchid could be found online, people who went into the rain forest would have flocked to it.”

"You're right, but I still want to check."

"As you wish!"

Cheng Long shrugged, picked up the beer and fruits, and swaggered back to the next room.

The words are divided into two parts.

Natasha returned to the room, opened the video call directly, and reported the information revealed by Cheng Long to Director Nick Fury in detail.

"Natasha, is what you said true?"

When Nick Fury learned that Cheng Long's power might come from the blood orchid in Borneo, he jumped up excitedly.

The fact that Cheng Long can dismantle Iron Monger with his bare hands means that he has strength comparable to that of the Hulk.

A person who has the strong physique and strength of the Hulk, and will not lose his mind because of the strength and become a barbarian who only knows how to smash and destroy things. If he can mass-produce such strong people, what would he be afraid of aliens?

"Uh~~ Although Mr. Cheng said it very seriously, I can still see a bit of cynicism from his micro-expressions. There is a high possibility that he is playing a trick on me." Natasha is an experienced agent after all. No matter how serious Cheng Long's expression is, he will always reveal a subtle smirk when he is playing tricks on her, intentionally or unintentionally.

"No matter whether the news is true or not, we have to send a team in to look for it."

Nick Fury is even more suspicious than Tony Stark. He always wants to bring mysterious items and people with extraordinary abilities into S.H.I.E.L.D.

If he didn't send people into Borneo to look for the blood orchid that Cheng Long brought out of his mouth, he wouldn't be Nick Fury.

"Who are you going to send?"

"Barton, he's on vacation now."

"Mr. Cheng said that where the blood orchids grow, there are a group of giant pythons that are huge and almost demonic, and asked him to be careful when he goes in."

Natasha was introduced to S.H.I.E.L.D. by Clinton Barton, and the two have a very good relationship. She doesn't want Barton to be swallowed by the giant python because of carelessness.

"There's nothing to be afraid of for monsters. As long as the bomb can kill them, they can be killed." What Nick Fury said was absolutely right. With the firepower equipment of S.H.I.E.L.D., the group of giant pythons in the movie Anaconda were not enough for Hawkeye to lead people to bomb.

Of course.

The premise is that there are really blood orchids in Borneo.

If not, ordinary pythons will be in trouble.

The team led by Patton would definitely kill every animal they saw, and after they died, they would bleed and cut off their flesh, which would then be handed over to the accompanying biologists to test for genetic content.

Soon, Patton, who received a call from his superior, led a combat team and biological and medical experts on a special plane to Borneo...

Cheng Long, who had expected Nick Fury to send people, did not care about these things. He would not care even if there were blood orchids in Borneo.

After all, this only contains a little bit of longevity material, which can prolong people's life, but it is far inferior to the fairy peaches and fruits in his storage bar.

"Mei, how's business today?"

In the evening, Cheng Long scooped the cooked noodles into a plate, then poured a bowl of spicy shrimp tails on it and brought it to the dining table. He ate while chatting with Mei via video.

"Business is booming, but today's regular customers all said that my sour plum fried rice isn't as delicious as yours, but they still gave it a good review..."

Aunt Mei smiled and said, "They said that the fried rice and noodles I made are better than those made by five-star chefs. By the way, Tony sent Happy to buy exploding beef balls today. He lined up for a long time but didn't get any. Should I make more tomorrow?"

"Can you handle this alone?"

"I found an employee, Mrs. Wilson wanted to relieve her husband's burden..."

"Be careful of Mrs. Wilson eating secretly, and make her wear a hat. Her hair is falling out badly, and if the guests eat her hair, they will be complained."

"Mmmmm~"

Half an hour later.

After having eaten and drunk his fill, Cheng Long focused all his energy.

In an instant, everyone and everything in the town was in sight.

At this time, Natasha, who lived next door, was taking a bath in the bathtub. For some reason, pink bubbles appeared. He couldn't help but observe them for a few more times.

Jane Foster, Dr. Eric, and Daisy, who live just north of the town, are still studying celestial bodies.

Others were either drinking and chatting, watching TV at home, or playing poker in the room.

Cheng Long didn't want to monitor other people's every move for a long time. After confirming that Jane, Eric and others were still in the town and the impoverished Second Prince of Asgard had not yet arrived, he returned to the room and called out the heroine Ning Zhongzening, whom he hadn't seen for more than half a month.

"Young Master, why did you change places again?" Aning, who had cultivated to the Ghost King realm, walked to the window and looked out curiously. He found that this was just a small town and couldn't help feeling confused.

"Of course it's because there is an opportunity here. After a while, a hammer will fall from the sky, and only people with kind hearts can pick it up. I want to try it." Cheng Long walked behind Miss Ning, hugged her waist, and greedily sniffed the fragrance on Aning's body.

"Young Master, you have great merits in saving the world. If even you are not a good person and cannot lift that hammer, I think other people in this world, even if they can lift this hammer, are just for show. They can never be compared with you." Ning Zhongze didn't believe from the bottom of his heart that there was anyone kinder than Cheng Long in this world.

"Then I'll lend you some good advice."

"Sir, you can definitely do it..."

(End of this chapter)