Chapter 292 Being distracted
"Sir, this small needle can actually draw away the thunder. How did you do it?" Witnessing with her own eyes the sixth thunder that endangered Xiaoqing's life being drawn into the ground by the needle, Bai Suzhen opened her mouth slightly in surprise, her eyes full of astonishment.

"With a little scientific knowledge and a little bit of flattery, Xiaoqing was the first to try it out, and was able to barely pass the test. If the monsters behind want to follow suit, they will only die a more miserable death!"

Cheng Long built a lightning rod to help Xiaoqing overcome the tribulation, which was completely taking advantage of the natural tribulation. After all, no one in this world has installed a lightning rod on the roof, and no cultivator has used this method to cheat.

If the thunder tribulation is regarded as a kind of program, then his behavior is equivalent to finding a loophole in the program. Xiaoqing can not only pass the test by taking shortcuts, but also get a benefit fee.

But this kind of clever way can only be used the first time. If you want to learn from Xiaoqing and put two drops of blood on the lightning rod to leave your personal aura to deceive the lightning, don't even think about it.

Anne, the artificial intelligence studied by Dr. Sala, can repair its own loopholes. How can the Heavenly Dao, which controls the laws governing the operation of the world, not be able to repair such a small loophole?

Wow!
A thick beam of soft light dispelled the dark clouds and fell on Xiaoqing like a stunning beauty.

Xiaoqing, whose body was charred and whose appearance could not be seen clearly after being struck by lightning, suddenly lost all the pain on her face. She then closed her eyes with a peaceful mind, and while healing her wounds she was shaping her soul's face.

Mainly for shaping, the face has been sculpted into a half-demon form, an optimized version of Maggie Cheung, a very beautiful face.

"Why do I feel that this light is more than the light I experienced when I was overcoming the tribulation?"

Bai Suzhen looked at Xiaoqing with some jealousy. It was obvious that her cultivation was more powerful and she had endured more dangerous thunder tribulations, but how come the benefits she gained were not as good as those of a little green snake who had practiced for five hundred years?

Her current little thoughts, to use the words on the Internet, are that she is afraid that her sister will suffer, and she is also afraid that her sister will drive a Land Rover.

The white light before her eyes was one third thicker than the one she had originally obtained.

In other words, after Xiaoqing absorbed the Heavenly Dao reward, her cultivation realm would most likely be elevated to the Yin God Realm, rather than the Nascent Soul Realm as previously expected...

"Although Xiaoqing's way of overcoming the tribulation just now was a bit tricky, she did help the company fix a loophole, so the reward will be more than 100 million..." Cheng Long hugged Xiaobai's slender waist, but his eyes were fixed on Xiaoqing.

Xiaoqing was bathed in soft white light, and her snake tail was disappearing at a speed visible to the naked eye. The scars on her upper body that had been blackened by lightning had also faded away, revealing her snow-white skin.

It must be said that his sister-in-law had a very sexy figure. Perhaps she had overheard before that he liked big ones, so when Xiaoqing was shaping Yuanshen, she deliberately turned the steamed buns into big meat buns, allowing him to experience firsthand what it meant to have small branches bear great fruit.

This guy’s eyes were wide open.

The good thing about fairies is that they can transform into any body shape they want. As long as you have a good aesthetic sense, you basically won’t be ugly.

"Sir, you are drooling!"

"Ah~~"

Bai Suzhen's teasing voice rang in his ears. Cheng Long subconsciously wiped the corners of his mouth, but naturally there was nothing. Someone smiled awkwardly, pinched Xiao Bai's cheek lovingly, and whispered, "Xiao Qing has shaped her body so explosively, are you jealous?"

"No!"

Bai Suzhen said insincerely: "Xiaoqing is my sister. She has become more beautiful. I am so happy that I can't wait to be jealous of her."

"That's right, your figure is not worse than hers." Cheng Long did not criticize Xiaobai in this regard. His White Snake was excellent except that the cafeteria was a little poor.

……

Jinshan Temple.

Fahai, wearing a white monk's robe, sat cross-legged, twirling Buddhist beads with one hand and beating a wooden fish with the other. His resolute face was always uneasy, and a series of unbearable scenes kept appearing in his mind...

An hour ago.

Fahai went out to relax and strolled through the dense forest ten miles away. Suddenly he sensed a wisp of evil spirit, so he used his supernatural power to quietly chase after it.

After a while, he saw a man in night clothes, holding a woman horizontally, running fast in the forest. He could smell the strong smell of blood and evil spirit from a long distance away.

I followed him for about thirty miles.

The masked man carried the young woman into a dark cave.

Fahai didn't dare to delay and immediately accelerated to chase after him.

Then, he saw the man in black tearing off the woman's clothes, revealing her fair and graceful body, which made Fahai feel hot in his heart.

"You daring demon! How dare you kidnap a woman in broad daylight? I will not let you go today..." Fahai spent a few seconds to calm down and roared at the evil demon, "Great Heavenly Dragon, Diamond Flame!"

He swung the Buddhist whisk in his hand into the air, and it instantly turned into a long fire dragon, which quickly bound the waist of the masked male demon. Then he pulled hard, and the demon retreated uncontrollably in front of Fahai.

"Master, spare me, spare me!"

The wolf demon, whose entire body was burning with rage, could no longer maintain its human form and could only pray in panic: "Master, Master, please forgive me for this first offense..."

Fahai glanced at the piles of human bones in the corner and silently increased his output.

--boom!

The wolf demon, which was already struggling to maintain itself, could no longer bear it and instantly transformed into a giant lone wolf two meters long, its eyes glowing green and its demonic power gushing out.

However, its demonic power was contaminated by the Buddhist Vajra Flame and turned into nutrients, which intensified the fire.

In a short while, this wolf demon, which had killed countless people, turned into a pair of charcoal in the eyes of the captured woman.

"My daughter Meng Yao, thank you Master for saving me!"

The captured woman was filled with gratitude, and quickly ran to Fahai, kneeling on the ground with great piety, as if she had forgotten that her clothes had been torn by the wolf demon. Her graceful figure, uncovered while she was running, and her soft and lively rabbit-like parts were all exposed.

"Donor lady, please get up quickly."

After Fahai reached out his hand to help the woman up, he stared blankly for a while, then turned around resolutely, and said to Meng Yao with his back to her: "Amitabha, Buddhists should keep the precepts of chastity as the most important thing!"

Meng Yao smiled softly upon hearing this, and said coquettishly: "Master, it's a dark and windy night, and I'm alone. My clothes have been torn by the monsters. If I go back alone, I'm afraid I'll get into trouble. Could you please send me back?"

"……where is your house?"

Fahai hesitated for a long time before nodding in agreement.

But he never dared to turn around and face Meng Yao, because his mind was full of the female donor's white body!

"Qiantang~~"

"Help others to the end, and send the Buddha to the west. Well, I will send you back now."

"Thank you, Master."

……

"Master, what is your name?"

"My Buddhist name is Fahai!"

……

"Little monk, am I beautiful?"

"..."

"Little monk, do you want a wife?"

"..."

"Little monk, little monk..."

On the way, Meng Yao was very serious at first, but as she walked, she suddenly became frivolous. Not only did she deliberately walk to the front and show off her graceful figure in front of Fahai, she also dared to tease him again and again.

As a result, Fahai was distracted all the way until he sent the man back home. After returning to Jinshan Temple for a long time, his heart was still in turmoil. Knocking the wooden fish was useless.

Reciting scriptures and chanting Buddha's name are of no use.

After forcing myself into a state of meditation for only a quarter of an hour, my body was covered in sweat.

The white image was not only lingering, but became clearer and clearer.

He knew that he was violating the taboo of lust and had thoughts that he shouldn't have.

But he just couldn't forget it. He even recalled all the time the wonderful feeling when Meng Yao pretended to sprain her ankle and asked him to carry her back home when he was sending her home.

This was Fahai's first contact with a woman, and also the first time he personally experienced why there is the idiom "women are like water".

His heart was becoming more and more confused.

“You evildoers really don’t know your place. You even dare to trespass into the holy land of Buddhism!” Fahai, who was trapped in the devil’s barrier without knowing it, attributed everything to the inner demon that disturbed his concentration, and his face became ferocious.

"Fahai, Fahai..." The inner demon transformed into the appearance of a woman and kept calling his Buddhist name.

"You ugly skeletons dare to twist and turn in front of the Buddha,"

"Fahai, Fahai..."

The woman transformed from the inner demon was getting closer and closer.

"Why aren't you afraid of me?"

Fahai's face was ferocious, and there were signs that he was possessed by a demon.

"Fahai, we came from your heart. We will come even if we are afraid. Hahaha..." The inner demon had somehow crawled under Fahai's knees and poked its head out.

The other inner demons were twisting around him, some even transformed into the appearance of Meng Yao, posing and making coquettish gestures, which made Fahai feel extremely hot in his heart.

"Hmph~~"

Suddenly, Fahai groaned, flew up suddenly, and grabbed the calf of one of the inner demons, "I am born with wisdom and profound Taoism. How dare you mess with me? Get out of here, as far away as you can!"

"Master Fahai, you are the one in my heart, but you are so cruel to drive me away?" The inner demon captured by Fahai also transformed into the appearance of Meng Yao, putting on a pitiful look.

As expected, Fahai's movements suddenly stopped.

"You bastard, you still dare to mess with me?"

"Prajnaparamita Mahong..."

Fahai struck him with a palm without mercy.

The inner demon exploded immediately, turned into black mist all over the sky, and disappeared into the void.

But the remaining demons were still making coquettish gestures, constantly confusing Fahai's mind, and all kinds of decadent sounds were heard in his ears.

"Fahai, stop pretending. You obviously want it, so why are you pretending to be serious? Come and play with us!"

"Fahai, Fahai, how come you look like a piece of wood, just like the Buddha!"

When the inner demon mentioned the word "Buddha", it was like touching some stress spell, and Fahai's chaotic heart instantly became extremely stiff.

"How dare you, a bastard, blaspheme my Buddha!"

Fahai flew up into the air, chanting mantras and performing Buddhist teachings angrily.

"Thunder, lightning, wind, fire, kill!"

"Yaksha evil spirit, kill!"

"Demon Lord, evildoer, kill!"

"Hell's demon, kill!"

"Great and Mighty Heavenly Dragon, the World Honored One Ksitigarbha, all the Vajra Buddhas, all the guardian gods, kill, kill, kill..."

Just as Fahai was killing his inner demons in his mind, Xiaoqing, whose cultivation had skyrocketed after absorbing the white light from the sky, flew to Cheng Long and said excitedly, "Brother-in-law, your trick is really effective! The last lightning almost scared me to death. Fortunately, I had the lightning rod you prepared, otherwise I would be dead."

"Silly girl, do you really think your brother-in-law is just a useless person? How could I let you die with me here?" Cheng Long rubbed Xiaoqing's face. A man as free-spirited as him would never understand how Fahai felt when he regarded women as a scourge.

"Brother-in-law, it's great to have you."

Xiaoqing rubbed her head against her brother-in-law's palm like a kitten.

Bai Suzhen, who was standing by, couldn't help but burst out laughing when she saw this scene. "That's enough, you two, you're treating me like I don't exist, right? Especially you, girl, you've already transformed successfully, but you still don't put on any clothes, you have no shame at all."

"Sister, there are only three of us here, what are you afraid of?"

Xiaoqing knew nothing about matters between men and women. She only knew that her brother-in-law and sister were good to her, so she had to be good to her sister and brother-in-law. She didn't care about anything else.

"What if someone passes by?"

"Xiaoqing, your sister is right, put on your clothes quickly."

Cheng Long took out a long dress out of thin air, watched Xiao Qing put it on without blinking, and said seriously: "Xiao Qing, using the lightning rod to survive the tribulation this time is a tricky behavior. Next time you survive the nine-nine immortal tribulation, you must not take shortcuts."

Xiaoqing widened her eyes and asked in confusion: "Why?"

"Because this kind of trick can only be used once, there will not be a next time. The way of heaven does not allow living beings to take shortcuts when they are overcoming tribulations."

"Okay, I get it now."

Seeing her brother-in-law's serious tone, Xiaoqing nodded with regret on her face.

It’s a pity that such a useful method of overcoming tribulation can only be used once.

Not long after, the three of them returned to Cheng Mansion. Although it was already late at night, in order to celebrate Xiaoqing's successful tribulation, Cheng Long still roasted a sheep overnight, took out half a pot of fairy wine from his collection, and drank with Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing sisters until they were drunk.

After you finish drinking this half pot of immortal wine, if you want it next time, you will have to wait until you receive your immortal salary.

The Southern Inspector that Cheng Long asked for was a high-ranking official position. If it were based on the first to ninth ranks of the human court, it would be at least a third-rank divine position. Every year, he would receive a pot of fairy wine, a hundred kilograms of fairy fruit, and a certain amount of moonstone, star dew and other cultivation resources.

As for the peaches?

It has to be held every 365 years, and the next Peach Festival will be ten years later.

In other words, if Cheng Long wants to eat the peaches, he has to stay in the Green Snake World for ten years. However, before that, with the above resources, his cultivation will advance by leaps and bounds.

Because the salary issued by the Heavenly Court is a natural treasure for Cheng Long at this stage. The fairy wine and fairy fruit alone can improve his cultivation, not to mention the moonstone, star dew and other cultivation resources that can increase his foundation.

Moonstones are produced from the Yin star, and each one condenses a large amount of the essence of the moon. Bringing them back for Alan, my cousin and others to practice will definitely help them improve their cultivation by leaps and bounds.

Star dew is produced from the stars in the sky. Although the total annual output is not small, when it is distributed to each immortal, it is only a tiny amount.

Fortunately, Cheng Long held an idle position of the third rank, inspecting the mountains, rivers and streams in the south. It was a high position, and he could receive a lot of star dew every year, a full ten kilograms.

Ordinary heavenly soldiers only get one or two ounces of star dew every year, and only three or five moon stones. The resources for cultivation are quite scarce.

Resources are scarce in any world. If one can control all the top resources in the Three Realms, it is equivalent to controlling the lifeblood of all living beings in the Three Realms...

(End of this chapter)