Chapter 154 Uncle Nine: I Will Raise Your Wife
The zombie world has always had the concept of summoning souls. Zhe Gu, who settled in Dongtou Village, is one of the best among them. She is proficient in Maoshan magic such as asking questions and summoning souls.
In fact, they are just some simple ways to make a living, and almost every Maoshan disciple knows how to do it.
Uncle Jiu is naturally no exception.
But to summon a spirit, you need to give your real name, which is not very convenient if there are people around...
"Aaron, summoning the spirit requires peace, please go outside and wait for a moment."
"Okay, you're busy."
Cheng Long smiled and took Tingting out.
"Why are you still standing here?"
"Master, we haven't learned yet..."
"There will be plenty of time in the future, why learn now? Let's go!"
Before Wencai could finish his words, Qiu Sheng covered his mouth and forcibly dragged him out.
They have not yet been released from prison, so they have to behave well to have a chance of having their sentences reduced. At this time, they must not go against their master and must go along with him.
They do whatever the master says.
"The sky is vast, the earth is spiritual, Lin Fengjiao..."
Who would have thought that the upright Uncle Nine would have such a feminine name.
If he hadn't had any concerns, he wouldn't have sent Cheng Long and his group away with such a guilty conscience.
About thirty seconds later.
Uncle Jiu suddenly shuddered and his temperament changed drastically.
Then he stood up and walked out without saying a word.
"Marshal Cheng, I wonder what's the important matter that you asked Uncle Jiu to call me up?" Lou Dalong, who was possessed by Uncle Jiu, still maintained the same awe for Cheng Long as when he was alive. After he finished speaking, he didn't even dare to breathe.
"Lou Dalong, even though you were killed by your own artillery fire, you still have to pay me back. But I am a kind person, I only want the Lou family army, not your wife..."
"Now I want to ask you, who do you want me to send your wife to take care of her?"
Cheng Long has no interest in Lian Mei. Although the actress who plays Lian Mei is a sexy female Hong Kong star, her costume look is not as stunning as the female ghost Xiaoli. What's more, the other party may be pregnant with Lou Dalong's child.
He doesn't want to raise other people's children.
Lou Dalong was silent for a while. "General Cheng, I really want you to help take care of Lian Mei, but I know this request is too much. I can only settle for the next best thing. I hope you can send Lian Mei here and let Lin Fengjiao take care of her. Although he is my rival in love, I have to admit that he is the only one who can make Lian Mei happy forever."
"Okay, I'll send her over later, and you can go with peace of mind."
Cheng Long agreed readily.
Lou Dalong was a little unwilling, and said cautiously: "General Cheng, my wife is very beautiful, don't you really want to consider it? I finally snatched Lianmei away from Lin Fengjiao and made her pregnant. Now I have to send her back. I can't accept it just by thinking about it!"
"If you're not willing to think this way, you might as well think about it from another angle. For example, you snatched Uncle Jiu's wife who was not yet married, and took Sister Lian's first, second, third... hundreds of times, and even made her pregnant with your child. If you think about it this way, don't you feel much better?"
Cheng Long's fallacy not only stunned Lou Dalong, but also amazed Ren Tingting, Qiu Sheng and Wencai.
It just feels weird.
Originally, Uncle Jiu took care of someone else's wife and children because he was compassionate and wanted to be kind to others.
But after hearing Cheng Long say this, I always felt that Uncle Jiu was a little cheated.
"If I think about it this way, I will feel much better indeed." Lou Dalong smiled happily and said excitedly: "Marshal Cheng, I will leave the Lou family army in your hands from now on."
"sure."
Cheng Long smiled happily.
Although the Lou family army was not as brutal as Cao's army, with more than 10,000 people, there would always be some criminals who took advantage of their power to do evil. If we found time to clean them out, we could gather some blood and energy.
He didn't have much blood and energy left, only forty-eight or forty-nine left.
After Lou Dalong left.
Uncle Jiu, who had regained control of his body, noticed the strange looks from his two disciples and frowned, "Why are you two looking at me like that?"
"Oh, nothing, nothing." Qiu Shengwencai shook his head repeatedly.
"Since you're alright, go back to solitary confinement. Your sentence hasn't expired yet, and you can't get out until a full month." Uncle Jiu's attitude was very firm. If Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai wanted to get out before a full month, they would have to betray their master.
"Oh~~"
Qiu Shengwencai was like an eggplant hit by frost, wilting in an instant.
After the two naughty boys walked away, Uncle Jiu couldn't wait to ask, "Ah Long, what did Lou Dalong say?"
Cheng Long raised the corner of his mouth slightly, and said with a wicked smile: "He wants me to take a concubine to take care of Lianmei for him."
"Ah~~"
Uncle Jiu was struck by lightning when he heard this and staggered back a step.
"Hehe~~" Ren Tingting covered her mouth and laughed: "Uncle Jiu, don't listen to Brother Long, he is teasing you! Although Lou Dalong did have this idea, after Brother Long refused, Marshal Long still agreed that we send someone over and let you take care of his wife and children."
"Huh..." Uncle Jiu let out a long sigh.
He thought that his sister Lian was going to become someone else's bedmate again, and he was ready to mourn and complain to himself at night, drink a pot of wine, and cut off all emotions and devote himself to practicing Taoism.
Unexpectedly, things took a turn for the better and Lianmei finally returned to his arms.
Thinking of the little things he did with Sister Lian when he was young, Uncle Jiu's face was filled with reminiscence and joy.
"Uncle Jiu, I'm going to Qinghu to take over the Lou family army tomorrow. Do you want to go with me, or wait for me to come back and I'll help you send your people over?"
"Let's go together. It will seem more sincere if we pick them up in person."
Uncle Jiu can't wait to see his junior sister again.
Her husband must be very sad about his junior sister's death, so he has to find a way to comfort her.
The next morning, Cheng Long said goodbye to Ren Tingting and went to Qinghu County with a battalion from outside Renjia Town and his uncle Jiu, who was dressed in a suit and tie.
With Cheng Long's current status and strength, taking over the Lou family army, which only has three regiments, naturally does not require much talk. He can easily take over by revealing his identity and killing a few troublemakers.
The process went quite smoothly.
There was only one thing that he was not very satisfied with.
That is, there were less than eighty people who deserved to die in the Lou family army. Most of them joined the army because their families were too poor to afford food, and they joined the army to receive the minimum living allowance.
No matter how poor Lou Dalong was, he had to find ways to feed his soldiers. Otherwise, his soldiers would be too hungry to even walk, so how could they help him fight?
This is also a problem that all warlords need to face.
Weapons can be cut back, and military uniforms can be made of inferior fabrics, but military rations cannot be saved.
The most basic two meals a day must be guaranteed. Not to say that everyone has to eat well, but at least they have to eat enough.
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[Host: Cheng Long]
[Realm: Late Foundation Building Stage (54.2%)]
[Kung Fu: Killing Technique (getting better)]
[Spells: Seven-star Soul Nailing Spell, Sleeping Spell, Substitute Spell, Corpse Refining Spell, Ghost Exorcism Spell, Puppet Spell, Soul Devouring Spell, Water Arrow Spell (Blood Arrow Spell), Paper Cutting Spell...] [Magic Weapons: Bloodthirsty Pearl, Magic Knife, Soul-Nourishing Jade]
[Demon servants: Mengna, Ah Zhui, Scar Red, Liu Piaopiao, Bai Ling (spirit), Jingjing, Ren Tingting]
[Demon Servant: Zhang Yi]
In the evening, inside the main camp of the Lou family army.
After Cheng Long finished refining the essence of 76 people he had just obtained, he stood up and checked the system panel. The experience points were increasing very slowly. Killing so many people in one breath only increased them by 3.8 percentage points.
Killing evil people is far less effective than killing evil ghosts.
One evil ghost is equivalent to two evil men.
He now regretted killing Shi Jian so early.
It would be great to let Shi Jian hide behind the scenes and cause trouble, constantly sending evil spirits, corpse demons, or zombies for him to kill!
"Oh, what a pity!"
Shake his head and sigh.
Cheng Long walked out of the tent and called in the two captains under Lou Dalong.
There were originally three, but he had just killed one of them.
"Lou Dahu, you are Marshal Long's cousin. Originally, Marshal Long was killed, and the Lou family army should have been under your control. Now I come here to pick peaches. Do you feel resentful?"
Lou Dahu, as his name suggests, is a brave warrior with a resolute face and a strong physique. He is born with the strength of an ox and can lift a 200-pound stone lock with one hand.
Cheng Long had a very good impression of him. When he was told about his life after being puppeted, the only bad thing he had done was that he accidentally ran into his sister-in-law swimming in the river. He subconsciously hid and secretly watched for a long time.
In fact, that time, Uncle Jiu’s sister Lian was wearing a swimsuit, so it was okay to look at her openly for a while.
But Lou Dahu actually blamed himself and felt remorseful for a long time, and he still can't let it go until now.
"Marshal Cheng, I am a rough man who doesn't know how to march and fight. I only know how to follow orders. If you don't come to take over the Lou Family Army, I will also lead the army to join others and work for others. The Lou Family Army is fortunate to be incorporated into the Cheng Family Army and become under your command. I am so happy that I can't wait to have any resentment."
Lou Dahu has a strong understanding of himself. He can lead a regiment to march and fight and obey the orders of the generals. He can do it perfectly and strictly carry out the instructions.
But if he were to come up with ideas on his own, his head would become a mess. The merger of the Lou family army into the Cheng family army was indeed a blessing for him.
"how about you?"
Cheng Long turned his head and looked at Lou Dahu, who saw a graceful and heroic female colonel.
"Marshal, I just want to be the head of the regiment. I don't care who is the commander. As long as you are willing to provide funds to support me and my regiment, then I am willing to serve you loyally."
Zuo Qing, who was born in the underworld, is used to speaking quickly. He practices Buddhist martial arts and has already mastered the sword technique of breaking precepts. Later, he went to Shaolin to secretly learn the Flower Picking Finger and Diamond Sutra.
This elder sister can not only kill people, but also kill ghosts.
She's a very capable woman.
"Very good, you will be the head of my guard regiment from now on. However, I am not very satisfied with the soldiers under your command. I will select 3,000 of them to stay in Qinghu, and you, Ah Hu, will lead the others to Shitou City to join General Zhang."
Qinghu and Jing'an counties are located in inland areas and are surrounded by the Cheng family army. They do not need so many people. Leaving behind a guard regiment can handle the public security of several counties and towns.
He believed that Zuo Qing had this ability.
In fact, this was indeed the case. After receiving the order, Zuo Qing took only two days to select 3,000 elite soldiers from the Lou family army and formed a qualified guard regiment.
The remaining 7,000 people were taken to Stone City by Lou Dahu.
Finished military affairs.
Cheng Long brought Zuo Qing and dozens of elite soldiers to the Marshal's Mansion by car.
In other words, the country villa that Lou Dalong spent a huge amount of money to build was gone before he had even lived in it for two years.
"Along, you're back just in time. I have something I want to ask you for help with." As soon as Cheng Long entered the house, Uncle Jiu ran down from upstairs.
When Uncle Jiu came here two days ago, he wanted to take Lianmei away that afternoon.
But who knew that his sister Lian was deeply in love with Lou Dalong and was unwilling to leave the Marshal's Mansion no matter what.
Uncle Jiu had no choice but to stay for the time being.
"What's wrong?" Cheng Long asked puzzledly.
Uncle Jiu did not speak immediately, but took Cheng Long aside suspiciously, "There is something wrong with the maid next to Sister Lian. I came here in a hurry two days ago and did not prepare anything, so I would like to ask you to help look after Sister Lian so that I can go back and get my things without any worries."
"Why bother with all that? Can't you just arrest her?"
"No, that would alert the enemy."
"What's scaring the snake?"
Cheng Long had only come here once in the past two days and had not met Lian Mei. He originally thought that the evil baby would not be brought out by the ghost servant so quickly, after all, Lian Mei's belly was not that big yet.
Unexpectedly, when Uncle Jiu’s first love was three or four months pregnant, she was targeted by the evil baby.
"I can't tell you now. You just need to help me look after her for half a day. I will be back when I am ready." Uncle Jiu was very concerned about Lianmei's affairs and was afraid that Cheng Long would interfere and implicate Lianmei and her child.
"Okay, I'll take care of her for you."
"I'll go back quickly."
After getting Cheng Long's agreement, the worry on Uncle Jiu's brow instantly disappeared by half.
Then he rushed out without stopping.
"Why is Brother Ying leaving in such a hurry?" A Lian, who was carrying a plate of water chestnuts downstairs, frowned when she saw Uncle Jiu leaving without looking back.
Cheng Long smiled and said, "Human lives are at stake, how can we not be anxious?"
"That's right. Brother Ying is a Taoist priest. People who come to him either encounter ghosts or evil spirits. It's really a matter of life and death." A Lian walked to Cheng Long with a smile and handed him a peeled horse hoof. "These were originally peeled for Brother Ying to eat, but unfortunately he didn't have the luck to enjoy them. So I have to give them to you, Marshal Cheng."
"Thank you, sister-in-law."
Cheng Long didn't hesitate at all and picked up the water chestnut and started eating.
"Marshal Cheng, if anyone wants to thank you, I should be the one to thank you. If you hadn't been so noble and upright as to leave this house to me, I would have nowhere to live now..." A Lian was grateful to Cheng Long from the bottom of her heart. Her husband owed Cheng Long more than 300,000 yuan. If she had changed to someone more ruthless, not only would he leave the house to her, but he would have taken her away as well. It would have been a blessing.
"No way. Even if I take over the house, with your beauty, there will be people vying to take care of you wherever you go."
"You're not exaggerating."
A Lian's pretty face turned red.
Cheng Long looked at her carefully for a while and found that Guan Xiumei's ancient costume was indeed inferior to her modern costume, and she was not as charming as the maid beside her.
However, she can make Uncle Jiu and Lou Dalong confront each other, which is her own charm.
Chatted for a while.
A Lian suddenly felt a sharp pain in her stomach. The maid, who covered half of her face with her hair, immediately helped her upstairs and fed her the monkey brain.
Of course, it could also be the human brain.
Cheng Long, who monitored this scene with his spiritual sense, couldn't help but frown.
Originally, he was still hesitating whether to deal with the evil baby. After all, evil babies... were quite miserable. Every time it was their turn to reincarnate, they would be aborted. But if the maid controlled by the evil baby killed a human and took the human's brain to nourish the evil baby, then she would have to be killed.
After all, A-Lian is only three or four months pregnant now. By the time the baby is pregnant in October, the ghost servant will have to kill countless people to satisfy the evil baby's growing appetite.
(End of this chapter)