Chapter 111: Superheroes also need to learn code

Two hours ago.

The headquarters of The Daily Bugle.

Editor-in-chief JJ Jameson puffed on a cigar and slammed his hand on the table.

"Superpowers? A liar? Whatever it is, you haven't figured it out. You don't even know Spider-Man and Spider-Woman's zodiac signs."

He reprimanded his men in a machine-gun tone, "You two boy scouts in pajamas, you didn't find out anything when the Brooklyn Bridge incident was the hot topic!"

One employee defended himself by saying, “Everyone was looking for these two Spider-Men before, but no one succeeded, including us.”

Jameson looked at the employee who was speaking. "This is not an excuse for your incompetence. Think about it, if you spend money to buy a newspaper every morning and read the stories on it while drinking coffee, what would you be interested in? Strange and eye-catching! That's what Spider-Man is like!"

Ben Ulrich, also a famous editor of the Daily Bugle, stood up and explained to Jameson: "My job is not in this area. I am on the line with Kingpin."

"King Bing can wait for you for days with his big butt sticking out. If you don't make any progress, you can give up."

Jameson took two quick puffs of his cigar and said to him, "Now a new hot spot has emerged. It's no longer Spider-Man, but that vampire queen."

"I'll give this task to you. We've arranged an interview with him. Yulichi, you take charge!"

When Yulich heard that his boss had assigned him the task of interviewing, he was stunned for a moment.

"Are you serious, boss?"

Jameson raised an eyebrow and blew out a mouthful of eye circles, "What? You can't handle being interviewed in front of a sexy bikini girl?"

Yulich shook his head. “No, I was just wondering, how did you get an interview with her?”

"I always have a way."

As Jameson was speaking, his men suddenly pushed the door open.

The meeting was interrupted, and he immediately yelled at the female assistant: "Damn it! Didn't I say I was in a meeting? Don't see anyone, unless you give a reasonable explanation, otherwise Susan, your bonus this month will be deducted!"

The female assistant was used to her boss's harshness and said helplessly, "Sir, our website has crashed again."

Jameson put down his cigar and said to the female assistant, "Then just fix it, Susan."

"I can't do it. I'm just an assistant editor."

"You can do it!"

“No, no, I’m not a programmer, I can’t be a damn web designer.”

Jameson put down his cigar and picked it up again, "But I paid for you to take the class."

The female assistant said bluntly: "That class is only one day long. If I go to a Chinese class, do I have to translate fluently into Chinese for you tomorrow?"

"Damn it! You have to fix it or you lose your bonus!"

"Okay, I'm done with this too. I've had enough!"

With a bang, the female assistant slammed the door and walked out.

The newly hired reporters were stunned by this scene.

The old employees, on the other hand, were accustomed to this and continued to do their jobs.

Through this incident, the new employees fully realized how mean and stingy their boss was.

Half an hour later.

Ben Ulrich left the newspaper office and prepared to go to the parking lot to drive to the vampire's residence for an interview.

"Da da da!"

Walking in the parking lot, his footsteps were unusually clear.

Several lights in the parking lot were broken and had not been repaired, making the area a bit dim.

When he walked to his car, he suddenly felt a gust of wind blowing from behind him.

Then his eyes went dark and he suddenly lost consciousness.

After knocking the hapless reporter unconscious, the exoskeleton mask covering Peter's face slowly faded away.

He casually took the opponent's equipment and put it on himself, then his figure disappeared into the darkness.

He had no psychological burden about taking away the opponent's equipment.

After all, the newspaper where the other party works has been doing its utmost to discredit him.

Doing this yourself can also be considered as collecting some interest.

"Oh!"

With his feet landing on the rooftop, Peter checked the other party's equipment as a reporter.

He was the one who caused the computer crash at the Daily Bugle.

His initial goal was to hack into the newspaper's email system.

The previous incarnation of Peter Parker was a top student, especially proficient in computers.

Even if you work as a cyber hacker or something, your level is sufficient.

Peter still has memories of his predecessor in his mind, and based on the test code left by his predecessor, he created such an intrusion software.

But maybe he had done something wrong, and the hacker program he made caused the newspaper's computers to crash.

Fortunately, the Daily Bugle didn’t have anyone who knew computers, otherwise they might have been in big trouble.

"What went wrong?"

Peter held his chin and stood on the rooftop, lost in thought.

“Is it the recursive script that is being called over and over again? Or should I replace the conditional statement at the end?”

At this time, Peter was lost in reflection on the code.

Time goes back to the present.

Vampire Manor.

Peter’s bangs fell, and heavy black-rimmed glasses obscured his features.

He introduced himself to the vampire standing in front of him: "Ben Yulich, this is my name, hello, Miss Vampire, nice to meet you."

The vampire princess, who was wearing black home clothes, did not appear in that blood-spurting red bikini today.

However, under the black short skirt, you can still see the other person's hot body that is about to burst out.

It would be difficult for ordinary people to control themselves in front of such a charming woman.

"Mr. Yulich is so young?"

Vampire Princess asked him in surprise. She thought he was a middle-aged man. "I'm a reporter who just got a full-time job this year."

Peter pushed up the frame of his glasses and explained to her.

"so."

The vampire nodded to show her understanding, without thinking too much about it.

Peter took out a recorder and began the interview, trying his best not to reveal any flaws.

The purpose of his coming was to find out from the other party whether the spaceship that brought her to Earth was an intrusion by Weyland Corporation.

And whether the creatures encountered by the other party on the spacecraft are aliens.

"Sir, please enjoy an almond milk latte,"

Collins, the butler, came up with a tray of drinks.

He has rushed from Los Angeles to New York to perform his duties as a butler and take care of the vampire princess.

"Miss, your protein drink."

"Thank you, Collins."

Vampire Princess took the blood-red protein drink from Collins' plate.

Peter asked her as she tasted the protein drink, "This is real blood? Right?"

"uh-huh."

The vampire princess remained silent.

Peter continued: "You can just say blood, I'm not surprised, and I'm sure readers will believe it too."

The vampire princess shook her head, "No one will believe me."

"Not always."

After Peter saw the housekeeper leave, he said to her, "There have been many stranger things happening in this place than yours."

"So, can we officially start the interview?"

Peter asked the other party.

"of course."

"First question, can you shoot a video or movie? Like Kraven the Hunter."

Peter asked her the first question.

Vampire Princess frowned and said: "What you saw was not me acting, I was fighting for my life and the lives of my companions."

"So you won't be able to act anymore?"

"will not."

"Very good, next question."

Peter coughed and pushed up the frame of his glasses. "Can you tell me what happened on the spaceship that brought you here?"

He asked the question he wanted to know most.

"That's not appropriate to talk about. After all, it's too bloody."

The vampire sipped the protein drink gently, exhaling a disturbing aroma from her mouth.

"Perhaps I can choose whether to publish it in the newspaper at my discretion."

Peter said to the other party: "So Miss Vampire doesn't have to worry about the blood problem."

The vampire princess didn't say anything, her seductive eyes stared at Peter.

After a while, he nodded slowly, "Of course, if you like."

Holding the wine glass, the vampire said to Peter, "Those hunters in the dark have strong fighting power. They are about 7 feet tall and weigh between 140 and 180 kilograms on average."

She described to Peter the appearance of the creatures inside the spacecraft.

"Their outer mouth is full of sharp teeth, and their inner jaws are open outwards. I think they can penetrate directly into the human brain. This way of attack always makes me think of bad things."

Vampire Princess changed her sitting position. "However, just like when I fought Dracula and the swamp monster, even though these monsters were difficult to deal with, I still won in the end."

Peter listened to the other party's story and quickly confirmed that she was talking about the alien.

Could it be that there was a fish that escaped from that spaceship and made it to Earth?

Then hug Peter Parker's face.

Could it be that his soul was not parasitic on Peter Parker, but on the alien in his body? !
He came to a conclusion that shocked himself.

What is this horse?
Others who traveled through time were all humans, but I was transformed into an alien.

Before this, he had always been thinking about removing the alien embryo from his body.

If I really did that, I might be the one who died.

Do not!
This is just a guess and needs further verification.

Although countless thoughts flashed through my mind, the time in the outside world only lasted for a moment.

Peter calmed himself down and pretended to be calm and asked, "Ms. Vampire, did the spaceship really crash?"

"Are you interested in that ship, Mr. Ulrich?"

"Yes, after all, this is a spacecraft that means a lot to mankind."

Vampire Princess put down her glass and said, "Unfortunately, it has crashed."

"Where did it crash?"

"New York."

The vampire princess suddenly smiled and said to Peter, "Mr. Yulichi, can I ask you a question?"

"what?"

The vampire's eyes suddenly became full of charm, and the black and white pupils gradually turned into white.

Peter immediately felt dizzy and his body became extremely heavy in an instant.

Hypnosis!

He immediately realized what the vampire princess had done to him.

(End of this chapter)