Chapter 9 The First Melon in the Courtyard

Xu Damao saw an old lady leading a girl in, and he immediately started talking to her.

"Auntie, where are you going? Oh, you are carrying something, do you want me to help carry it?"

When Xu Damao is not doing bad things, he looks more likable than Sha Zhu. The way he speaks is much more pleasant to the ear than Sha Zhu's.

The aunt also knew Xu Damao's character, but she didn't say it clearly: "My niece is coming to play, I want to introduce her to the family."

Xu Damao looked at the girl next to the aunt and came to his senses: "Are you introducing a girl to Sha Zhu? I just passed by Sha Zhu's house and saw him trying to dress himself up, but the effect was not very good. With his appearance, no matter how hard he tries, he is just like a monkey wearing a dragon robe, not presentable."

When the aunt heard Xu Damao talking nonsense, and mentioned Shazhu again, she immediately became angry and said, "Xu Damao, stop talking nonsense."

Then he turned around and was about to lead his niece inside: "Come on, let's go in and don't listen to this kid's nonsense."

If the aunt hadn't added the second half of the sentence, the question might have been evaded. But by saying this, it was like emphasizing it again, and the girl's pace slowed down a few steps: "Who is Shazhu?"

Xu Damao took a look and thought there was a way!
"Shazhu's real name is He Yuzhu. This guy has been stupid since he was young. He has been called Shazhu for more than ten years and everyone in the neighborhood knows him. Girl, let me tell you, you don't know about Shazhu's father, right?"

The lady saw something was wrong and quickly pulled the girl away: "Who said she didn't know? I told her everything."

As soon as these words came out, Xu Damao was even more certain that this girl was really here for a blind date with Sha Zhu. With the idea of ​​trying his best to get the girl if possible and not disturbing her at least making her sick to death, he took half a step forward intentionally or unintentionally, just blocking the girl's way.

"Girl, let me tell you, you may only know that Shazhu's father is not with him, but I guess you don't know why. It's me who can't bear to see you jump into the fire pit, and I have to tell you even if it means offending the neighbors."

Xu Damao pointed to the middle courtyard and emphasized his tone: "Shazhu's father was framed by someone and was taken away from the province. Maybe one day he runs out of money and comes back to be a scoundrel. As long as he is around, Shazhu's family will be in trouble."

Seeing that the girl had already backed away a little, Xu Damao continued to increase his firepower and fiercely output: "Do you know that Shazhu has a sister? Let me tell you, his sister is not easy to serve. If you really marry her, you will not know how to be a daughter-in-law, you must first learn how to be a mother."

Xu Damao kept scolding for three minutes. His words and expressions showed that there was nothing good about the Shazhu family. He scolded the old lady so much that she was stunned and couldn't say anything.

This is where Xu Damao screws up, he doubles up the true things, makes the false things vague, exaggerates the shadows, and insinuates the shadows. Anyway, he just talks about both true and false things and scares the girl so much that she backs off. Why does this family sound so complicated? If she really gets married, she's afraid that there will be trouble all the time and no peace at home.

But speaking of people, they really need to grow up. The current Xu Damao has not evolved to the level of smooth and vicious person he was when the TV plot began six or seven years later, who started scolding in front of an old lady.

To use an analogy from war: the firepower is very strong, but the firing points are directly exposed and lack concealment.

"Aunt, I have something to do at home, so let's just leave it at that for today. I'll come to see you another day." The girl didn't even dare to enter the hanging flower door, she turned around and left.

The aunt followed behind, and there was no way to stop her. The girl left resolutely, and the aunt had no choice but to turn around and go back into the yard.

Seeing that his evil plan had succeeded, Xu Damao said hello to Auntie again and walked out of the yard to do his own thing.

Here, Shazhu was looking in the mirror, smoothing his hair, waiting anxiously, when he saw an old lady walking into the middle courtyard alone.

Sha Zhu hurried out to greet her: "Auntie, you are here."

Then he stretched his neck to look behind the auntie, but he didn't see anyone else. He was puzzled: "Auntie, why are you alone?" The auntie was also embarrassed: "Hey! Don't mention it, I brought the girl here, and before I entered the front yard, I ran into Xu Damao. Xu Damao was eating wire and pulling a strainer. He told the girl a lot of nonsense about your family's trivial matters and scared her away."

When Sha Zhu heard this, the smile on his face immediately disappeared like boiling soup poured on snow, and was replaced by a furious and ferocious look: "Xu Damao!!! I fuck your grandma!!!"

Sha Zhu cursed and rushed to the backyard where Xu Damao lived. An auntie quickly stopped him: "Stop it, stop it, Xu Damao has finished making trouble for your family and is leaving."

After hearing this, Sha Zhu still refused to give up. He looked around and found a bench to sit behind the pillar beside the door between the front yard and the middle yard. "I don't believe he won't come home today. If he comes back, I'll kill him!"

The wait lasted until almost three o'clock in the afternoon. After Xu Damao finished his work and had trouble with Sha Zhu at noon, he was happily whistling on his way home.

Xu Damao had just taken two steps into the middle courtyard when a loud shout came from the side: "Xu Damao!! F**k your grandpa!!! I'm going to kill you today!!!"

At the same time, Xu Damao felt his upper body tighten and his shoulders were gripped by someone. The person exerted force and Xu Damao felt the world turning upside down. He spun around and fell to the ground.

Xu Damao was still in shock. He looked up and found that it was Sha Zhu.

Sha Zhu threw Xu Damao to the ground with a hug, then pounced on him and grabbed him by the collar.

But Sha Zhu's eyes were wide open, bloodshot, and his face was red with excitement. The veins on his hands that grabbed Xu Damao's collar were bulging. He was too excited to control his expression, and he cursed with saliva flying: "Sun Zei~~~~~~ What did you say about me in front of the girl today? You just can't stand seeing me do a little good, right? If I don't beat the shit out of you today, you'll have pooped cleanly at noon!!"

While cursing, Sha Zhu slapped Xu Damao on the head.

Xu Damao knew that he was no match for his opponent, but fortunately, although his fighting power was not very high, his dodging and agility were maxed out in the long struggle with Sha Zhu. He endured the pain and ignored the slaps on his head. He just put his hands around Sha Zhu's hands that were grabbing his collar and pushed Sha Zhu away.

Xu Damao was freed and ran to the front yard. Sha Zhu followed him, grabbed a bench and started chasing him.

The noise Gao Zhendong heard while reading was caused by two people chasing each other, quarreling and swearing.
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Gao Zhendong heard the noise and walked out of the door, he saw Sha Zhu carrying a bench and chasing a man with a horse face and a mustache. The two of them were chasing each other, cursing as they ran, it was quite lively.

Gao Zhendong could guess without even looking at his face that the only person who could have caused such a scene with Sha Zhu in this courtyard was the bard Xu Damao.

The aunt went home and told the uncle Yi Zhonghai about the incident. Yi Zhonghai was also very worried, so when he heard the noise, he hurried over from home.

Other neighbors who were at home also ran out to watch the fun, laughing as they watched: "Oh, these two enemies are fighting again, I wonder who started it this time."

There is a lack of entertainment activities these days, and the scenes created by He Xu and his accompaniment are not seen every day. It can be said that they have made a great contribution to enriching the spiritual and cultural life of the people.

Gao Zhendong also watched the fun happily. Putting aside the facts, he would be more inclined to Sha Zhu's side in anything that happened between the two. However, seeing that the two were now fighting with courage instead of wits, he was sure that Sha Zhu would not suffer any loss, so he watched the fun calmly.

As he watched, Gao Zhendong's expression suddenly changed. He stepped into the arena and shouted as he rushed forward:
"stop!!!!!!"

　4000 a day is definitely a fixed amount, but it’s the beginning of the year and there are a lot of things to do, so it’s hard to say when the money will be paid.

　　When I have less things to do later, I will prepare some drafts and try to fix my time to 2am, 4pm, and pm, k each. If I can't do it, at least fix it to am + pm or pm, k.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)