Chapter 8: God was banned for 72 hours, everyone was happy, and he performed the "bath dance"!
After leaving Suning and walking on the street outside, Lu Yi looked back at the logo of the 'SN E-Sports Club' behind him, feeling a little complicated. After all, it was his first team since he came to this world, and it was also the beginning of his two and a half months of fighting for it. Now that they broke up suddenly, he would recall in his mind what happened in the past two months.
However, when he thought of the Moon Man who disappeared in the team fight yesterday with dual skills in hand and the red and white swords, his remaining nostalgia was swept away.
"Although it is a good thing to regain the status of a free man, what should I do next?"
Lu Yi was thinking about the future.
He was very clear about his current situation.
In today's LPL, when God's traffic is exploding, if you go against God like this, leaving aside the first-tier clubs, other teams will definitely not dare to sign because of God's punishment.
"Forget it, these are just groundless worries." Lu Yi was also relieved, and said to himself: "If you are strong, why worry that no one will want you? Improve yourself first, and max out the incarnation of the devil and the Weibo God of War. Then, when the time comes, I will be invincible. Who should I be afraid of?"
After returning to the dormitory and packing his things, Lu Yi left the residence where he had stayed for two and a half months.
I came here alone, and no one saw me off when I left. Perhaps it was because I was completely defeated in the last game of the playoffs against RA that caused the relationship between us to become distant?
Of course, the reason why he was able to join SN was because Angela ran away temporarily. SN had no choice but to bring in a temporary worker like him to fill the number in order to get five people to play in LPL. Maybe others never regarded him as their own from the beginning?
Dragging the suitcase along the busy street, the wheels made a 'cuckoo' sound, and Lu Yi gradually blended into the crowd.
When he left RNG, he took away 13290 yuan. SN offered him two and a half months' salary, a total of 26580 yuan. He didn't have much expenses on weekdays. The club provided food and accommodation, and he saved all the money.
Although the cost of living in Shanghai is very high, the 40,000 yuan balance in his pocket will not leave him homeless.
If you spend frugally, there will be no problem in maintaining the most basic life.
I hadn't eaten in the afternoon, so I found a small shop and had a bowl of rice with toppings. After I was full, it was already dark. Lu Yi temporarily opened an e-sports hotel. Even a single room was quite expensive, 328 a night.
He first contacted several agents and made arrangements to rent a house tomorrow.
after that.
Then the day's ranking began.
After yesterday's 17-game losing streak, my current score has dropped from 583 points at the beginning to 221 points, and my rank has been downgraded from 'Grand Master' to 'Super Master'.
I played two games at first, maybe my luck was better today, I won both games easily.
Not only did he not lose a single game, he even gained 41 points.
"That won't do. I play ranked games to lose points, not to gain points."
Lu Yi felt that in order to make progress, he might have to truly transform himself into a devil.
Just when he was about to start a new ranking game, a reminder of -10 credit score suddenly appeared on the client, which made him confused. "How come I was sanctioned after winning two games in a row?"
When he opened his email, Lu Yi suddenly understood.
It turns out that the official ruling has come out!
He quickly logged into Weibo to check.
I didn’t see the official notification from League of Legends, but because I follow the SN e-sports club, I saw the latest announcement from my old club first.
#SN e-sports club has terminated the contract with YiGod. The player's personal behavior has nothing to do with the club. We hope that netizens can distinguish right from wrong and speak calmly. #
【Easy to solve.】
【It’s good to fire him. 】
[I don't think anyone in LPL would dare to hire someone like him? I'll criticize anyone who signs Yi. ]
The comment section was filled with gsl fans applauding and cheering.
During this period, or to be more precise, the past two months, SN had to face countless crazy attacks from gsl players every day. If they played well, gsl players would come to the official blog to find fault with them. If they played poorly, they would attract many voices of contempt, saying, "Yi÷ saved the boss's life."
"Finally Yi÷ has been fired, everyone is happy, the world is celebrating, you dare to offend my god, this is the consequence! I am gsl, I support SN, purifying the league environment is everyone's responsibility! Yi÷ is homeless now, he absolutely regrets offending the god, everyone go to his Weibo and laugh at the joke!"
In the hot comment section, he also mixed in and left a comment.
It’s just that no dog fan would call himself gsl, especially when he has the title of professional player YiGod on his head. This made his reply stand out in the comment section, and soon attracted countless likes and was pushed to the front row.
[You have offended my God, this is the consequence, wait... the person who posted this is Yi÷ himself? ? ]
【Le, I am scolding myself, right? 】
[You call yourself Yi÷, and you bring gsl to watch a joke. You know how to be optimistic. 】
[Yishen is truly unemployed now. Will retirement be his next step? 】
[Don't do that! ]
Netizens all think that this boy’s confusing behavior is really interesting.
……
The official League of Legends released a latest announcement.
#In view of the extremely bad response caused by the Uzi incident, the league officials have now made the following penalties. #
#Retired player Uzi was not active in the game and was banned for 72 hours. #
#Woyaothisjihehenyong was punished by deducting 10 credit points for inappropriate remarks, and warned LPL player 396 to regulate his remarks in the future and set an example! #
When this announcement was exposed, countless gsl were confused.
Their God.
The God they revered was banned for 72 hours?
And the evil that angered God was only punished by deducting 10 credit points?
【Why? 】
[The Xiaogou helped the division win so many honors, including the Asian Games gold medal, but the division treated the veterans like this, right? Fine, backstabbing the division's hero, I will never watch this crappy game again.]
【LPL is completely rotten. 】
[As long as Yi insults God, it is not too much to ask him to kneel down and apologize to God! ]
[If LPL doesn’t want no one to read it, please delete this post immediately. ]
[Are you serious? If so, I can only say, double happiness! Go buy some firecrackers to celebrate! ]
[LPL without gsl is like the West without Xiaohei, that would be a happy ending for everyone. 】
[I really couldn't hold back after 10 credit points were deducted. The Alliance knows how to punish, hahaha! ]
[I heard from my roommate that God’s account was banned for three days, so I skipped class to watch the joke. Hahahaha, laugh, why aren’t you laughing? ]
【Great pleasure! 】
[Is gsl going to die of anxiety? He has been shouting all day and night that Yishen’s account is gone, but in the end your account was banned first, hahaha! ]
【I am not happy anymore. 】
【…】
Blasted.
The comment section was completely blown away.
Even Lu Yi himself had not expected this penalty announcement.
"I can only say that it's a good thing that it's S11 now instead of S8." He sighed. At such a gratifying moment, he certainly would not forget gsl who had been chasing him for two and a half months.
I opened the editor and started writing the essay right away.
【fair and just!】
[I am proud to be an LPL player, and I am proud to be born in such a region where there is no favoritism or fraud! ]
[I hope that in the next 72 hours, Shen can reform himself in the small dark room, and become a good contestant who is upright, positive, and cheerful like the blogger after he comes out! ]
[To celebrate the God's rebirth, the brothers performed a hot dance for the family to cheer them up! ]
Finish writing this paragraph.
Lu Yi ran directly to the bathroom and took out a bath towel, then turned on the camera and played a relaxing and cheerful BGM.
He wrapped the towel behind his back, bent his hands slightly, and pulled them back to make a washing motion. His facial expression was out of control, and he looked beaming with joy. Every movement was even timed precisely.
After the jump.
Click to send!
"I'm a fucking genius."
He looked back at his last post in which he passionately denounced the sins of God. At this moment, the number of comments and messages had reached a staggering 163694!
The subsequent growth rate has been very slow. At this rate, the number of replies will probably cap at 200,000.
But it doesn't get in the way.
No one knows how to create heat better than him!
Only 5 minutes had passed.
His Weibo exploded!
【? ? ? 】
[Please forgive me for not being able to hold back my laughter. This guy is really cheerful.]
[What a slutty video, it's really eye-catching! ]
[A pure big production! I don’t know why, but I was surprised when I watched it for the first time, and I was hooked the second time. I’ve been playing it on loop…]
[I'm jealous of his talent. He... understands God too well! ]
[This guy made me redefine the keyword "hot dance". I mean, is the blogger really not afraid of being attacked? 】
[Look at his playful face, does he look scared? ]
[You are really not seeing anything when you are kicking someone when he is down, right? You keep bringing up the issue of bathing. Why is he the world's No. 1 ADC while you maggots can only be haters!]
[Bathing has become a privilege of God. Do we ordinary people have to write a letter of application to God to take a bath in the future? 】
[How did he take advantage of someone's misfortune? Show me the evidence, or I'll sue you for defamation! ]
【…】
Seeing this, countless little black guys shouted that they had found their home.
When the GSL army learned that this guy had started again, they immediately assembled and were rushing over.
……
Lu Yi here.
There is a new friend request on WeChat, and it’s a young lady’s avatar.
"Hello, I'm a staff member of Huya Live Streaming Platform. Are you interested in signing a contract to do live streaming?"
"With your current traffic, it's easy to become popular!"
The other party invited me to live broadcast right away.
"Am I not famous enough now?" Lu Yi replied with a smile.
The other party kept 'typing' for about 20 seconds, and finally sent an ellipsis.
“But if I want to do live streaming, and it’s on Huya, it’s a good opportunity.” Lu Yi thought about it. There are still about two and a half months before the summer season. If he doesn’t find a job quickly, he will be broke before the summer season starts. With this in mind, he immediately replied, “What kind of salary will I get? Let your manager come and talk to me!”
Because of the huge traffic brought by facing divine punishment.
Huya was willing to pay, and with Lu Yi's PUA, the other party actually gave him very good treatment as a new anchor.
After all, he had seen the incident in his previous life where "the No. 1 Angel in the country and a certain general" had a quarrel, which resulted in Angel becoming the top star of a certain LOL platform. He also knew how to make use of his unique conditions.
Didn’t you see that when Huya was doing YY live streaming, a guy called Wangzhe Xiaodi was wildly abused by black fans every day and could earn a million dollars a year? Now that there is such a big rhythm between me and God, and once I sign with Huya, both of them will be on the same platform. The gsl guys can just turn left and come to me to claim my life without even having to cross platforms. How convenient is that?
Just for the monthly guaranteed salary, Huya offered himself a salary of 30000 yuan after tax!
By doing live broadcasts, he can earn the equivalent of his previous three-month salary at SN in one month. Lu Yi himself thinks it is quite a dream, and he has even signed a "bullet screen contract".
Each month, the barrage is divided into three levels, and the highest bonus you can get is an additional 100000 yuan after tax.
Lu Yi said that he was sure to get this income.
Unfortunately.
There are no cameras in the e-sports hotel, so you have to wait until you rent a house before you can start the live broadcast.
Leaving gsl roaring in the comment section of his Weibo, he then threw himself into the fierce qualifying competition in the Canyon of Heroes.
……
Maybe it's time for all the evil spirits to come out of their holes at night.
At the beginning of the ranking, their ADC and support started arguing first because they brought the conflict from the previous game into this one. As a result, after entering the game, the two of them just AFK under the tower and quarreled with each other.
Three teammates gave up, and before 10 minutes had even passed, they let their opponents push forward, resulting in their first defeat of the day.
【Devil Incarnate】Operation +18%!
The next time, it was because I lost too much, maybe the hidden points were lost.
The opponent's poor details become like toys in front of you.
He randomly picked a Tristana mid laner and ended up killing three people in six minutes.
He doesn't even need [Weibo God of War]'s 20% roaming improvement to take effect. Just the 18% improvement in operation from [Devil Incarnate] is enough to kill his opponents like pigs. His overall level has made a qualitative leap compared to his previous time in SN!
Just as he was thinking about how to 'reasonably' lose this ranking match.
It’s started in Ueno!
The two guys were also a little scared when they saw the lead was 6-3 in the middle lane after 0 minutes, and they started to put on a clumsy show without any disguise. First, the top and jungle cooperated to kill one and send the other away, and then the jungler forced the bottom lane to launch a three-on-two attack, and then his skills were in vain, and he was controlled by the enemy AD, completing a feat of one for three.
"actor."
"This Ueno is all an actor, please report him!"
"Who's the boss on the other side?"
Teammates and even opponents who got kills saw that these two guys were actors making money from cheating. Although they tried their best to cover it up, their pig-nosed operations still came out pale. At the end of the game, they were reported by all the players.
"Most of the players in the Canyon of Heroes are in the Master and Diamond I tiers, but this is not a bad thing for me."
Lu Yi thought with a helpless smile.
【Devil Incarnate】Operation +19%!
It seems that my level is too beyond the scope.
In the next two games, he always felt that his opponent was too weak, and he would often just make a random move and the opponent would fall.
Somehow, he won three MVPs and won three consecutive games.
Today's record: 5 wins and 2 losses.
"Damn it! Letting me win the MVP ranking is more painful than killing me!" Faced with this result, Lu Yi himself didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
Fortunately.
Next the elo mechanism begins.
……
I'm begging for support with monthly tickets. Not many people voted for monthly tickets today. Please help.
(End of this chapter)