Chapter 70: Duel with EDG! LPL's No. writer, your husband? I stand up and kick! !
[Next, please allow me to solemnly introduce to you the two local dogs in front of my house. ]

[A dog called Jibo is arrogant, proud and lazy. Every time he fights with other dogs at the entrance of the village, he always returns in disgrace. My son thinks that it is not his fault that he cannot beat other dogs, and he puts the blame on his teammates. After many people say this, Jibo himself also thinks so.]

[It hated those weak teammates, and also hated the constant barking of dogs outside the door. One day, it almost discovered the truth about its incompetence because its hand was broken after biting someone. However, a kind person came to feed it a mouthful of milk. After reflecting for a while, after drinking the milk, Shockwave felt that he was still a baby, and continued to do his own thing.]

[Sometimes when someone passes by the village entrance, it will bark a few times. If no one pays attention, it will stop barking. But as long as the passerby looks at it, it will bark non-stop.]

[I know that Shockwave wants to use this to prove his strength.]

[There are many dogs in the village who are as skinny as Jibo. They are no match for other dogs in a fight. When they see people passing by ignore Jibo, they follow suit, wanting to prove their own strength.]

[I know that the reason why people ignore barking dogs is because they don’t want to, not because they are afraid.]

【But Shockwave and his friends don't think so. 】

【…】

[My other dog is called Monkey, not because he is a monkey, but because he acts like a monkey.]

[It is small in stature, but has a very lively personality. Every time I come home, it will wag its tail enthusiastically at me. Although the monkey is small, it is not often bullied in the village. One reason is that it likes to cry, and the other is that it is smarter than Jibo. Such a small dog actually knows a little bit about human behavior.]

[The village chief has a Tibetan mastiff tied up at home, and people call it "Fei Ke". Monkey was afraid of being bullied by other dogs in the village, so he took the initiative to give all the bones he picked up to Fei Ke. However, as the dog king of the village, Fei Ke not only did not care about the rotten bones that other dogs had chewed countless times before, but also bit off the monkey's leg.]

[From then on, the monkey was laughed at by the dogs in the village as a cripple, but he was not discouraged. Instead, he announced in the dog circle in the village that he was going to challenge Fat Ke, and it was an honor to lose.]

[No one believed it at first.]

[But later, when it was eating shit at the entrance of the village, it met four big dogs. Since then, they became famous in the village and even bit away many vicious dogs from other villages. Over time, other dogs gradually believed that the monkey's broken leg was bitten off by Fat Ke.]

[Only I know the miserable face of the monkey when he came back crying that day.]

[It was my son who bandaged its wound.]

[I like the barking dog, and the impatient monkey who is quite human. 】

[Although the villagers look down on them. ]

[But I know that they are all good dogs in my family! ]

[June 6th is a special day. Our village holds a dog meat festival every year. As the name suggests, it is a festival for killing dogs and eating meat. On this day, all the dogs in the village will compete in a ring, and the weakest dogs will be killed and the whole village will eat the meat.]

[There are two timid children in the village, one is called "Shami" and the other is called "Biwa". They are no longer wearing open-crotch pants, but they can only scream "wawawa" all day long. They can't speak and have no manners, so they are disliked by the villagers. ]

[In the dog circle, Fei Ke bit off the leg of a puppy that used to guard their house, but Sha Mi applauded for the dog whose leg was bitten off: "It's easy to beat a dog with a bitten leg off. Let the dog bark twice to shock Fei Ke's mind!"]

[The baby was also screaming "wa wah wah" non-stop. ]

[Adults think they are noisy and like to pretend to know everything even though they don’t understand anything.]

[All the villagers are spitting at Shami and Biwa, thinking they are even more barking than dogs.]

[Because before going on stage, my monkey brought Jibo to give Shami and Biwa a bone. The two kids didn’t think the bones chewed by dogs were dirty, and they kept cheering for Jibo and Monkey during the competition.]

[I was very sad. Jibo and the monkey were bitten to death by the village chief's dog, Fatke. Seeing them dying, Shami and Biwa cried loudly. The villagers disliked them for being too noisy and drove them away.]

[I am also very sad that the two dogs who have guarded my house for so many years were skinned, boned and put on the grill. ]

[Smelling the aroma of meat in the air, I drooled. ]

[Jibo, monkey, have a pleasant journey, and be my dog ​​in the next life! ]

[And Sha Mi and Bi Wa, even if the whole village can't tolerate you, I will still stand firmly on the side of the whole village! ]

【…】

After writing this short essay.

Lu Yi himself was jealous of his talent: "Why did God give me such a smart head?"

"I must not let this talent go to waste and must continue to make use of it in the days ahead!"

After finishing the work.

It was already four o'clock in the morning and he went to bed this time.

Just a few minutes later, his 1400-word essay instantly became popular in the League of Legends circle. With countless night owl netizens reposting it, it soon became popular all over the Internet!
Everyone who witnessed it exclaimed the word "genius".

【This is so literary! 】

[Seventeen years old, this level? ]

[Even a graduate student like me cannot write such a high-quality essay. ]

[I seem to understand it, but I also seem not to understand it. Is there any knowledgeable person who can explain it? ]

[Shockwave should refer to Shockwave, Monkey, as the name suggests, is a certain monkey from LPL, as for the village chief's dog Faker...Faker needs no further explanation, the diary was written on June 6th, as for the Dog Meat Festival on June 20th, it should refer to FPX who were defeated 6:19 yesterday, the two children at the entrance of the village who just stopped wearing open-crotch pants, 'Shami' and 'Biwa', should refer to Haier Brothers, undergraduates can only understand these things. ]

[Report! There is a reversal technique here. If you expand the silly Miller and the doll, it should be the silly Miller and the doll. ]

【? ? ? 】

[Pfft hahahaha! 】

【Fuck, I get it too. This is the second time a dog with its legs bitten off by Phick appears in the article. The article clearly states that it used to watch Phick's door. The actual reference is to 'Scout'. The quote by Shami was taken from Iboy showing his dog tag on the high ground at the World Championship. Miller boasted: showing the tag to shock their hearts, and then SKT, which was 8,000 behind in economy, suddenly turned the tide and forced EDG to stop in the round of 16.】

【genius! 】

[This guy is a fucking genius!!]

【Yishen is here, all hints are given.】

Please, please publish a book.

【GodYi, the only writer in LPL, you can’t write an article of this level even if you go home and write for three years.】

[What expressions would Monkey and Shockwave have when they saw this? 】

While netizens were calling him a genius, they also rushed to the comment section of Haier Brothers, Monkey and Shockwave's Weibo to "report the good news."

So much so.

On the next day, the popularity of Lu Yi's diary even topped the hot search list, and the fact that he had a 100% win rate and 61 consecutive wins to become the king of the Korean server was reported in turn, making the popularity of the ID GodYi completely to the forefront on that day.

"Jibo drinks milk, monkey hype, you will be my dog ​​in the next life. This kid writes such good articles, is he planning to take the postgraduate entrance examination?"

"He didn't use a single curse word, but his curses were dirtier than anything else."

"I dare not argue with Yi Shen. His talent in this area... is beyond imagination!"

Even the professional players from LPL couldn't help but applaud after reading this brilliant essay.

No one expected it.

On such a grand day of creating a world record, Yishen directly wrote a unique little essay, which suddenly caused a fight between his two enemies and the commentator.

……

The best in Tangcheng.

In the luxurious large penthouse, Shen slept until noon before waking up, because he had watched Yi÷ show off his big move last night and he hadn't slept well all night. Thinking that the Internet would be full of various marketing accounts bragging about Yi÷ today, he suddenly felt depressed.

"How's the situation regarding my return to play going?"

He picked up the phone and called a boss with considerable influence in the LPL. The other party was confident that he could get him out of the RNG contract dispute, but the price would not be small.

"I don't think there's any hope for this year's summer season, but I can definitely help you with next year's spring season."

"Season 12?"

"Yes, aim at S12!"

Shen was not very satisfied with the result, but he was also troubled by the contract issue on the RNG side. After a brief chat with the person on the other end of the phone, he was about to hang up when he suddenly heard the other party say something meaningful: "By the way, I suggest you check out Yishen's Weibo. It's very lively online right now. For the sake of your reputation, I suggest you respond positively?"

"???"

Uzi didn't understand why, but he felt that something was not right.

After a slight hesitation, he logged into his Weibo account, ignored the 9999+ private messages, and directly searched and clicked on Yi÷’s personal Weibo.

"???"

"What is he going to do by sending such a long and dense text?"

“One million likes?!”

After a quick glance, Uzi even thought he was seeing things.

How could a post published at four in the morning reach such an outrageous level of popularity?
He immediately turned to the top with a look of suspicion and started reading. At first glance, he felt something was wrong, but it should be said that Yi÷'s writing skills were still quite good. However, the more he read, the more wrong it seemed. He always felt that this kid seemed to be hinting at something.

Ten minutes later, Shen Lian was thinking about it in his own mind and reading a series of comments in the comment section, and his chubby face turned red with anger.

“Yi ÷!!”

"I will never forgive you!!"

“Yi ÷!!”

……

A certain manor.

"Maya! Maya! Maya!"

"How dare this bastard Yi÷ start a fight like this? Isn't he afraid of being attacked?"

"Do you really think that you are invincible just because you have a 100% win rate and become a Korean server champion?"

Doinb woke up at noon and was so angry after reading Lu Yi's essay that almost scolded him to death. Without saying a word, Monkey immediately responded on Weibo.

But he really has no talent, so after he wrote a short and incomprehensible essay, not only did he not get passers-by to speak for him, but he was instead met with overwhelming ridicule.

There were even a lot of voices jokingly calling for his S9 World Champion title to be taken back.

Seeing that the first big anchor who stood up to fight was so miserable, the god and his wife did not say a word and directly used their tried and tested killer moves.

Lawyer's letter——

warn! warn! warn!

Follow up.

The Haier brothers also felt that they had been wronged, and while God was the first to attract attention, they then stood up and reposted God's Weibo to show their support. However, their response Weibo posts were soon deleted at the same time.

For nothing else.

The god has the support of gsl, and the big anchor is also a world champion. After doing live broadcasts over the years, he has accumulated a lot of crystals.

As commentators, they obviously overestimated their influence. It would have been fine if they didn't respond, but as soon as they responded, not only did gsl and big B fans not help speak up, but they were the first to provoke the charge of Top Esports fans.

A series of passers-by who had long been dissatisfied with the Haier Brothers' commentary style came out to spit on them, and in a short period of time, they were faced with the criticism of thousands of people. If they don't delete their Weibo posts, they may become the first commentator to be benched during this period of time.

"Yishen is really not easy to mess with."

"After this storm has passed, it is better not to provoke him. No matter how much money God offers, I will not do it!"

Privately.

The Haier brothers were also talking.

……

in the following days.

The online rhythm continues.

First, the summer season was very intense, during which popular star clubs competed against each other. Second, at this critical juncture, Lu Yi set a world record in the neighboring Korean server as an LPL player, and was promoted crazily by a group of marketing accounts with a series of titles such as the No. 1 LPL player and the No. 1 LPL mid laner.

Third, the feud between Lü Yi, Uzi, and Doinb broke out. Shen and Doinb would specifically condemn Lü Yi's crimes every night when they started broadcasting, and Lü Yi accepted all of them, broadcasting jingles and writing short essays at night, which once made gsl on the barrage grin with anger.

As a result, the conflicts between them continued to escalate, and the heat was getting hotter day by day.

For the first time, the onlookers felt that the melon was too big to eat.

6 month 24 day.

The match between TES and EDG is about to begin, and another group of evil forces has joined in.

The reason is that marketing accounts and TES fans are shouting every day that GodYi is the No. 1 mid laner in LPL. The xmms feel that their brother's status has been challenged, so they immediately stood up to deprive GodYi of the title of No. 1 mid laner and give it to their brother.

Naturally, TES fans are dissatisfied and think that xmm (learn from your younger sister, learn from your mother) are a bunch of people with tumors in their heads.

The game between the two sides has not started yet.

Fans of both teams have already started to curse each other online.

There are only a handful of TES fans, but xmm has the help of gsl, Huangza, Fengzhua, SN fans, and the fat girls of Nuo Shou. When the enemy lineup is too strong, for several days, TES fans confronted others in the forum until their faces turned red and their necks became thick. They were almost fighting one against ten, or even one against a hundred...

It was the last night before the competition started.

TES fans are tired after fighting for several days in a row.

[Host, what should I do if the contestant I’m a fan of is too troublesome? In order to protect his parents, I feel like my parents have been cursed.]

[If you feel that your life is too good, then you can declare yourself a fan of Yi÷ on the Internet, and naturally someone will let you experience what it feels like to be cyberbullied to your heart's content. ]

[Since I became a fan of Yi÷, three of my keyboards have broken. If you dare to lose the game tomorrow, I will skin you alive! ]

[Fen Yishen is suffering so much, my family. 】

[Is it too late to stop being a fan now? 】

A large number of netizens whose fan card levels exceeded LV10 complained tearfully in the barrage.

Lu Yi was also at a loss for words: "Look at what you are talking about. Don't be afraid of strong winds and waves. The bigger the winds and waves, the more expensive the fish! What a mess of xmm! They are all shock waves!"

"Please help the anchor push for tomorrow's game. I'm afraid I'll run out of energy when I'm dealing with Scout!"

“???” xmm.

“Yi ÷!!”

"I used to feel sorry for you when others scolded you, but now I think this anchor's character is really problematic. You are a new player who doesn't even have any championships and you don't know how to be humble. Your grades are not as good as our brothers, your strength is not as good as our brothers, and your fame is not as good as our brothers. I don't know how you have the nerve to touch our junior. Are those who like Yi÷ all stinky maggots?"

"Why do all the female players in LPL like Scout? But no girl likes you, Yi÷? It's because Xiaodi is cute, polite, and has good character. The most important thing is that he has the humility that you will never learn in your lifetime. Why shouldn't such an e-sports idol be liked?"

"Stop yelling, you maggots! We won't read any bad reviews!"

"Please report this anchor and have him stop broadcasting!"

"..."

Ever since the xxm came, Lu Yi felt nauseous whenever he occasionally glanced at the barrage during his live broadcast.

"Come on, room manager, ban these Biyang xmms permanently! Ban them to death!!"

"This live broadcast room refuses to sell VIP spray positions to xmm, xmm, get out, get out of my live broadcast room!"

"I beg you not to fall in love with the anchor. If I have to choose between being liked by you and doing something that will bring disgrace upon myself, the anchor would rather publicly apologize to the Void God and Big B right now!"

xmm: “???”

[When he was a nobody, he was bullied by GSL online and didn’t become popular. He was cursed by LPL evil forces every day for two consecutive months, but he could still smile. But today, when xmm came, they directly broke the anchor’s defense. Is that okay? He even said that he would rather apologize to the Void God who greeted him every day than have anything to do with xmm. ]

【Hahaha! I laughed so hard.】

[xmm is like this, the smell is too strong. ]

Netizens were all happy.

……

……

at last.

The time comes on June 6th.

There were still two hours before the match started and the stadium was already packed. As for the comments in the official live broadcast room on the Internet, they had already become a mess and it was impossible to watch.

BO3 of EDG vs. TES.

Very popular.

At one point, due to the verbal battles between fans of both sides and the various recent rhythms on the Internet, coupled with the organizer's extensive promotion in advance, the popularity was even higher than any previous BO3.

even.

It seems that because Lu Yi publicly criticized the professionalism of Haier Brothers, the LPL organizers temporarily brought in the top anchors from major platforms to conduct joint commentary, and added a window for all anchors behind the official live broadcast room.

Although this has been done in the past to increase attention to professional leagues, it was usually only started during the exciting playoffs.

This year it happened earlier.

Before the game starts.

On Huya, some retired or active professional players such as Uzi, Letme, Zztai, AJ, etc. will make a special trip to broadcast and comment on today's game.

The next door Douyu is headed by big anchors, and the ancient player Smile, IMP who did not lose a BO5 with God, Cave Master, Big Quail, Otto Electric Baton, Umbrella King, Ning King and some professional players are also on the list.

The scene was quite grand.

So much so that Guan Zeyuan and Wang Duoduo, who were responsible for the commentary in the main live broadcast room, were particularly nervous.

During the regular season, we invite various anchors to commentate together.

This is bound to affect the traffic of their main live broadcast room. If the commentary process is too boring or even unprofessional, the traffic will inevitably be diverted to the live broadcast rooms of other fun anchors, which will inevitably have a significant impact on these commentators who make a living by talking.

The time came to five o'clock in the afternoon.

Amidst the calls from all sides, the camera moved away from the three commentators at the pre-match warm-up and switched to the commentary booth.

"Hello, welcome to the live broadcast of the 2021 LPL Summer Season. I am the commentator Ze Yuan."

"I am Wang Duoduo."

"Let us welcome today's special guest - HuanFeng!!"

【? ? ? 】

【Are you doing something funny? 】

[The red and white knife is swelling forward! ! ]

[It's hard for me to do anything in the bottom lane. Tell me what I can do? ]

[Yishen: I will beat you, the rising Dongxi, to death with one punch! ]

[Hahaha, the LPL organizers really know how to put on a show.]

[I'm already looking forward to it. ]

No one expected it.

The LPL official actually invited this person.

After Huanfeng shyly greeted the netizens in front of the screen, Guan Zeyuan took the lead in warming up and said, "What does Huanfeng think of today's match between old teammate GodYi and EDG?"

He obviously knows what topics his audience wants to hear about.

When the barrage heard this, they immediately became excited.

"It feels very difficult to play, 0:2, EDG is very strong this season!"

Although HuanFeng was a little dull, when he mentioned the man who had scolded him for not daring to move forward with his red and white knife, he was not vague at all in his evaluation.

【0:2. 】

【Trivia: Before the game, Yi Shen was confident of a 2:0 lead, but the result was reversed to 2:0. 】

[SN, RNG, FPX: Brother, are you ready to come down and accompany us? ]

[Even if you say 1:2, I will think you are serious. How come GodYi has won three consecutive games and some people still think he is not strong? ]

[Can anyone be stronger than Scout? ]

[Wake up, Scout has been carrying the LPL stably for six years, and he has been in the world championship for a long time. What the hell is he? ]

[Don't mess with my junior, he doesn't have the qualifications. ]

[Yi÷ has something, but it depends on who you compare him with. His past opponents, Angle, Cryin, Doinb, which one of them has not been abused by Scout? He, Doinb, was beaten up by Scout the year he won the championship, let alone now. ]

[So why didn't EDG win the S9 championship? 】

[Is Fengzhao sick? Are you trying to ruin Chinese e-sports by taking advantage of others' misfortunes? 】

[Yes, the Korean double C, enhance our country's prestige! ! ]

[Spending huge sums of money to buy a husband for the new season, does LPL e-sports have to rely on introducing Korean aid to recover? TES's all-Chinese class does not support it, and you call your Korean double C husband every day, xmm knows how to worship foreigners. 】

[Yi/Wait, you guys won't scream when I become a super ghost. ]

【…】

When fans of different groups are arguing.

As the BP screen changed.

Both parties have officially entered the BP stage.

TES: Jayce, Crocodile, Viego.

EDG: Volibear, Karma, Galio.

"TES didn't pay attention to the mid lane here, which shows that GodYi is not afraid of you Scout."

"EDG was prepared for Karsa's Volibear and Yishen's Karma and Galio, who were good at teamfights and roaming. Last week, Galio's "Eternal Flash" in the Baron pit was still vivid in our memory. A tool man who can support in the early stage and can also be a C in the mid-term will indeed cause a lot of trouble for EDG's side lanes."

"As for GodYi's three special skills, Irelia, Leblanc, and Akali, I ignored them. It feels like Scout is trying to force you, GodYi, to show your skills. It's clear that I am concerned about your roaming, but I am not afraid to compete with you in online operations."

Guan Zeyuan gave a clear and logical analysis.

To fans of both sides, it does make sense.

In GodYi's games in the past few weeks, the highlight of Karma and Galio was their strange gameplay.

In comparison, a solo kill in the middle lane usually only occurs after ten minutes. EDG obviously discovered this and wanted to tie GodYi to the middle lane.

"The blue team has more options on the first floor. So, should we take the initiative and draw our sword?"

"In the entire summer season, I haven't seen Akali and Leblanc, the two specialties that GodYi frequently used in the spring season."

TES fans are also looking forward to it.

……

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