Chapter 6 [Bathing Prince] + [Please Come In, Lady Taijun] =? ?
【puff! ! ! 】

[Is it okay if the God of Defense is off the air? I am happy to hear it! 】

[A true hero who eliminates harm for the people! ! ]

[The world's No. 1 shockwave, the worst one died, God's authority in the CJB field, every word is heart-piercing, every sentence is iron-piercing, my old man, are you going to take the postgraduate entrance examination? ]

People were laughing so hard on the barrage that they became numb.

in the game.

Even the other three teammates couldn't help but be shocked when they saw this, "This is a warrior who dares to charge. Is he really not afraid of God's punishment?"

Looking at the shocking words in the chat box, the three of them were silent, and they shouted the word "awesome" a thousand times in their hearts.

Especially JJking at this moment, he felt as if something was awakening inside his body. His admiration for this mid laner was like the overflowing of the Yellow River.

"He... is so hot!!" Gangzi gave a thumbs up with admiration on his face.

Seeing that his goal had been achieved, Lu Yi also retracted his magical power and said regretfully: "The god probably went off the air to take a shower, so let's order now."

【? ? ? 】

【bath?】

[My friend, is it really good that you understand God so well? ]

[It's just hard and fun, right? ]

Countless homeless haters in Uzi’s live broadcast room rushed to Sally and JJking’s live broadcast room to witness the first scene.

The three teammates' mouths twitched, and Sally couldn't help but said, "You're almost super-god, why don't you try to hit it down?"

The middle lane is the boss. If we keep exerting our strength, there might be hope for a four-on-five situation.

"Let's stop fighting and surrender." Lu Yi insisted on taking 15, and his three teammates no longer insisted. After all, the only one who could lead the team to a comeback initiated surrender, so there was no reason for them not to click.

[The Blue Army initiated surrender, 4 votes in favor! ]

Seeing this reminder, the five brothers on the opposite side were very surprised, "Vote, vote?"

The mid lane was destroyed, and Mango Fish, who was under great pressure, was the most confused. He was covered with gauze, but he actually won inexplicably?

"The AD is AFK, so we can't play anymore." Sally explained on the settlement interface.

Goddess Wen: "The fall of Shu Han is not the fault of the general!"

Pattern: "+1! The general, who is so powerful, suffered 11 consecutive defeats. I feel sorry for the general!"

Mango Fish: "I feel sorry for the general!"

IMP: "+1!"

Wen Shen's little flirtatious words actually caused netizens to sigh, "You boy really have some ink in your belly."

The main reason is that it is so rare to see a great player who has defeated SVP 11 times in a row. If this Clockwork insisted on fighting in the last game, even IMP was not sure whether he could lead the team to victory. Therefore, both sides did not leave, but were chatting while typing.

[You want to win even though you've disgusted God? 】

[If you don't make Xiao Gou angry and leave, your luck will definitely turn for the better. I can only say that you deserve this 11-game losing streak! ]

[This kind of person doesn't deserve to win, please report him and have his account banned! ]

[Without the God Belt, it doesn’t matter how many people you kill with just a clockwork. You still lose, don’t you?]

Homeless gsl people flocked into Sally’s live broadcast room on the same platform.

The live broadcast room, which originally had only a few thousand VIPs, instantly became more than 10. This astonishing traffic really shocked Sally in front of the screen. Faced with this overwhelming wave of public opinion, Sally didn't know what to say for a moment.

The combat effectiveness of gsl is really terrifying.

"The Clockwork with 7 kills doesn't deserve to win, the God who is about to become a ghost shows his strong style, and the God who is AFK does not stick to the pan. In the end, the Clockwork who didn't die once will be reported and banned..." Although Sally took advantage of Uzi's traffic, even he felt that gsl was too outrageous when he saw the dense and outrageous remarks in his barrage.

"But who can blame them for having traffic?"

In an era where traffic is king, a thousand people become wolves and tens of thousands become tigers. The combat effectiveness of this army of tigers and wolves is terrifying.

……

【Ding dong! 】

[The game is over, the normal roulette wheel is triggered, and the rewards are being drawn...]

[Ding, congratulations to the host, you have obtained the ability [Bathing Prince]! ]

"Wardfa?"

When Lu Yi heard the reward notification sound from the system, he was delighted at first, but then he was stunned.

He almost trembled as he took in the details.

[Bathing Prince]: You will feel refreshed after every bath. As long as you bathe three times a day for 3 days without interruption, your hand speed will increase by 365%.

"Persisting for a year, three times a day, only +5% in the end? Or is it hand speed?"

The name sounded off-putting, but after reading the introduction it turned out to be just as I expected.

What a shitty entry!
It would be better for [Devil Incarnate] to lose five ranked games.

"Even the lady delivering takeout food to the hotel can't wash so diligently." Lu Yi couldn't help but mutter, "I can only say that she is worthy of being called God, the king of bathing."

He immediately opened the synthesis system and selected both of the crappy entries.

[Please come in, Taijun] + [Bathing Prince]

Confirm, merge!
“Is there a saying that two negatives equal a positive?”

Lu Yi had a little expectation in his heart.

[Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining [Weibo God of War]! ]

Oh open?

It sounds quite normal, at least it is more in line with these two entries about cows and horses.

【微博战神】：你的微博动态评论数达到1万/10万/100万/1000万则会提升10%/20%/30%/40%游走能力。（禁止抽奖发红包买水军等一系列诱评性操作。）
"What the hell? It's really a positive result!" Lu Yi's eyes lit up, "Finally, a top-level entry has arrived!!"

The roaming ability can be increased by up to 40%. This exaggerated increase is extremely attractive to mid laners.

After all, in the competition, it is very difficult to get a solo kill in the middle lane, at least before level 6. The line is too short and there are many medicines. As long as you don't have the intention to kill, the mid laners of the same level can basically develop to level easily.

Many times, 10 minutes ago, the mid laners on the field competed on roaming timing.

Only by picking up kills in the jungle or side lanes to gain extra economy can you gain the upper hand in the subsequent laning process. With equipment advantage, it will also be easier to kill the opponent alone.

Therefore, Lu Yi himself couldn't help but feel eager when he saw this maximum 40% improvement in roaming ability.

"Although the conditions are somewhat harsh, one million replies is not difficult." Lu Yi immediately began to figure out how to make it work.

A moment of joy.

He saw that the players on both sides did not leave, but were discussing with each other on the settlement interface. Lu Yi immediately appealed: "Maintaining the alliance environment is everyone's responsibility. Please report ADs who are giving away kills and AFK."

【? ? ? 】

"Let's go first." JJking was the first to flash away.

Seeing that the comments in his live broadcast room had been dominated by the black and white players, Sally quickly exited the settlement interface in the face of the violent GSL, waving his hands repeatedly and saying, "Brothers, I don't know anything. It's really irrelevant!"

Geju pretended to be calm and retreated immediately, saying: "Well, next one!"

"General, please be careful with your words." Wen Shen sighed briefly and did not dare to say anything else. Lu Yi himself did not expect this.

In the last second, eight people were talking and laughing, but in the next second, I was the only one left in the chat room.

"Is this the influence of the Void God?" Lu Yi was shocked. "It's so terrifying!"

It was already one o'clock in the morning and Lu Yi was feeling sleepy. He was surprised to see that his roommates had not returned yet. However, he felt relieved when he thought that they had lost the game today and the whole club would have a holiday.

"I guess those guys are having fun in the KTV?"

"Forget it, I'm going to quietly work hard to become stronger, and then surprise everyone in the summer season!"

First he had [Transformed into a Devil], and now he has [Weibo God of War]. Both entries have extremely high growth potential, which means that Lu Yi is not affected at all by being eliminated in the quarterfinals. Instead, he is full of strong hope for the future.

After taking a look at the 99+ friend requests, Lu Yi ignored them.

It goes without saying that it was God's fans who came to seek revenge.

He made himself another bucket of instant noodles.

Seeing that the match was found, and there was no anchor or acquaintances in this game, he simply locked a mid-lane Jayce in seconds, and controlled Jayce with one hand while eating instant noodles.

This time he didn't even need to 'exert any effort'.

Because the jungler forced a level 2 gank at the beginning of the game, the duo in the bottom lane was killed. As a result, the three brothers turned against each other and cursed at each other from the beginning of the game to the 15th minute...

Lu Yilan did nothing, and even his teammates didn't notice that they had a mid laner.

15分钟，0-0-0的杰斯再度以SVP的战果喜提第12连败。

Put away the instant noodle bucket.

He started working all night!

As he lost one ranking match after another, Lu Yi discovered that after midnight, the Canyon of Heroes was full of evil spirits.

He doesn't need to give up in any game, there will always be someone in the team who can consistently "stand up".

The most common phenomenon is that the game starts with good brothers and they are in an advantageous position, but as soon as they lose a team fight, the friendship breaks down and the four teammates start to blame each other and then greet each other passionately.

During this period, there were naturally greetings to Lu Yi, but in front of the new Emperor of Zuan?

They are all brothers with zero aggression! -
20 victory points!
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21 victory points!
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22 victory points!

……

unconsciously.

Its daybreak!
Accompanied by the hasty sound of a door opening, Lu Yi looked back and saw that it was SoFm and his friends who came back. He didn't say anything and continued to operate as if nothing had happened.

"This kid didn't sleep all night?" Bin looked at his teammates and said.

Several people crawled out of Shang K early in the morning. They all had dark circles under their eyes, spoke weakly, and looked weak all over.

SoFm didn't care and said, "Don't worry about him, go to sleep. My waist is broken after partying all night, but we'll go again tomorrow!"

“Why are you pretending to be so hardworking and motivated? If we had worked so hard earlier, we would have made it to the semi-finals. How could we have lost to RA yesterday?” Huan Feng muttered, and when he saw Lu Yi concentrating on operating the computer, he said with disdain.

ON didn't say anything. The young man was so sleepy that he couldn't even open his eyes.

The four of them lay down on their beds and fell asleep.

After finishing the ranking match, Lu Yi felt a pain in his back and waist. He had been sitting there for a full 13 hours since he returned to the dormitory at six o'clock yesterday afternoon, and it was not until around seven o'clock in the morning that the match was finally over.

I opened Wegame and looked at two and a half pages of SVP, a total of 17 losses in a row, without a single win!

This made Lu Yi quite proud, and he felt a strong sense of accomplishment in his heart.

"17 consecutive defeats, 354 points lost."

"No, what am I so proud of?" Suddenly, his face looked a little strange: "Other people sulk when they lose, smile when they win, and feel great when they win and gain points, but for me, it's the opposite."

"In just one day, the permanent operation increased by 17%."

"Compared to this, what's the point of points?"

He also found it hard to be unhappy.

After happily closing the computer and returning to his bed, Lu Yi took out his mobile phone and downloaded a Weibo post.

After joining SN, he symbolically registered one. Because of his outstanding performance in his first game in the spring season, he attracted a lot of attention.

However, because he offended God, he had to face the explosion of GSL every day in the days that followed. In addition, the team suffered repeated defeats and faced the pressure of not making it to the playoffs. Lu Yi devoted himself to the game and did not have much time to deal with various voices on the Internet.

Login account.

Backstage private message 999+
During this period, the number of followers reached 25431
95% of them are the God's Punishment Army walking the Internet.

He ignored it for the time being and started browsing the major e-sports topic sections, and soon saw a series of reports about God.

#Uzi was criticized by passers-by in the national ranking, and he turned off the broadcast to take a shower in anger, and countless GSL fans became famous! #
"Wow, there is someone braver than me?" Seeing this most popular post, Lu Yi was surprised, "Whose general is this?"

He clicked on the post with an amazed look on his face, intending to find out more.

result……

#404, the content you are looking for is no longer available. #
"I am tui, a coward who can't stand the wind and rain."

Slightly disappointed, he went to check other posts.

#Uzi was cursed by passers-by in the national server ranking, what happened to the top of the canyon? #
#The former world No. 1 ADC was insulted by passers-by after retiring. Do the haters want to destroy Chinese e-sports? #
#God has a very good temper. He is willing to suffer injustice rather than pick up the keyboard to speak for himself. #
#Where are Uzi's fans? God doesn't care, but we can't pretend we didn't see it. Everyone has a responsibility to speak for God! Game ID: What's the use of my Yao Ji? We must report him and get him banned! #
#Is there any programmer who can help me find out that I am mentally ill and it is not against the law to use Amomum villosum! #
#For those who insult teammates in games, it is recommended to introduce a jail term policy! #
#……#
Looking at the rest of the posts that were defending God, Lu Yi exclaimed, "Wow!"

In particular, some of God's fans have already organized gsl in a big way to frantically @League of Legends to report and accuse themselves, and some people have even used high-tech human flesh to conduct cyberbullying.

"I'm only seventeen years old, and things like cyberbullying... I'm so scared!"

Lu Yi admired GSL's terrifying cohesion.

However, what he didn't expect was that there were actually quite a few voices supporting him in the comment section of any topic.

Although the GSL army is rampant and overbearing, there are also many people with discerning eyes.

There is a user named 'Goji Brother' who brought out his own record of Clockwork SVP and made a special post to speak for him.

"Everyone condemned the Clockwork God 7-0, your God was hit hard by IMP Tulle 0-7, can GSL also wash this?"

"To be honest, this Clockwork was miserable when he met God. He was there the whole time. God used flash to kill the enemy in the level 1 team fight but failed. Then he cried thief and accused the mid laner of killing the enemy. Mango Fish was trapped in the mid lane by the gauze and couldn't even get any experience. He was forced to go to the bottom lane to look for opportunities. As a result, the mid laner gave a signal for his teammates to retreat, but God insisted on taking his teammates to evacuate and then killed the jungler and support. After that, he blamed the mid laner for not coming to help and madly pinged his teammates to put pressure on them."

"After the God dies in the bottom lane, he runs to the middle lane to grab the economy and then continues to dies."

"The 0-6 God still wants to grab the blue buff from the mid laner!"

"Let's just say, who is guilty?"

"0-7's fans are cyberbullying 7-0's great god. They are really confusing right and wrong. Are they the mouse being the bridesmaid for the cat?"

"gsl wake up!"

There are many discerning people, and this post has received a lot of likes.

……

　Now the lists are all blank.

　　With just one monthly ticket, you can be listed as a distinguished C-position user of this book.

　　Aren’t you excited?
　　Don’t you vote for the monthly ticket yet?
　　It’s so spicy!

　　
　
(End of this chapter)