Chapter 4 Warning! Warning! Let God drink some milk to cool down!
Jjking: "Fuck, God!"

"This is settled." Jungler Sally also said that she wanted to stay in the bottom lane.

The assistant was a passerby, and was also very excited to be on TV, "What kind of assistant does God want?"

See this.

Uzi really enjoyed the feeling of being the center of attention. He typed with a smile and said, "Play as you like. I'll take care of you."

[This mid-lane ID is a bit confusing. 】

[What's the use of this girl, she's so coquettish. ]

[Generally, these IDs are just for fun, and they don't have much skill, so I hope they don't fool me. ]

[I checked the results, one page of white, ten consecutive defeats, but it looks pretty impressive, all SVP! ]

【? ? ? 】

The fans were also surprised that this Clockwork was so "unlucky". It seemed that he was targeted by the system. Some of Xiaogou's fans swore that "he was lucky to meet the fortune teller this time, and he can just lie down."

"The midlane lost ten times in a row to SVP." Sally, the anchor on the same platform as Shen, was also surprised. "I've never seen anything like this in the Canyon of Heroes, but they are all SVPs. They must be the unlucky ones targeted by the director, right?"

"Except for the support, everyone in this game is familiar, there should be no actors."

At this time, because DWG won the championship last year, LPL's ugly bottom lane has led to many voices in the entire region calling for a comeback, especially "After Uzi retired, the level of LPL's bottom lane has regressed three years. If SN's bottom lane was Uzi last year, they would have won the championship long ago." Such voices are even more popular. With the blessing of this overwhelming traffic, Uzi has become very popular.

Sally is not the unlucky person in later generations who dares not speak out when she sees God 1-11. At this time, she is with God’s teammates and more or less wants to show off and attract God’s favor.

In SN dormitory.

Lu Yi felt awkward as he looked at his teammates surrounding him and asking about his well-being.

He hadn't expected that he would actually meet a god after coming here to play on the national server. He felt a little bad when he thought about how he was slandered as an actor by the other party and was condemned by the entire network.

However, since the other party didn't recognize him, he wouldn't say anything.

If this God behaves properly, then everything will be fine. But if God is impotent and furious, then don't blame yourself for being ruthless.

I don’t know if it was because of the encounter with God that a dream connection occurred.

Before he even started the game, he felt that [Red-Warm Boy] had already started to exert his strength...

In terms of heroes, I chose Clockwork.

Skin equipped with 'Pool Party'!
Top: [Wushuang Sword Princess] vs [Exile Blade]

Jungle: [Wild Huntress] vs [Berserker]

Mid: [Clockwork Mage] vs [Tidal Wave]

ADC: [Night Hunter] vs [Miss Piltover]

Support: [Fairy Witch] vs [Tidecaller Mermaid]

After a moment, the screen brightened and both sides appeared at the fountain.

"Oh shit, the guy on the opposite side is Uzi!" The red team's support was scared when he saw the ID Uzi.

But the policewoman quickly sent a message to comfort him, "It's okay, I'm Imp."

"What do you mean? Stop pretending, he's a god! Let's play quietly and wait for the jungler to help." Support Nami was confused. She was obviously a new player who had just joined the game in S10. She only knew Uzi and had never heard of the Priest.

Imp felt very embarrassed after being ignored, and added: "I have never lost a BO5 against him!"

Hearing this, the assistant was immediately surprised.

"We have a pretty good configuration this time, it's easy to win." Mid laner Mango Fish got his signature Fizz and said in the live broadcast room, "The opponent's mid laner is a passerby, as long as it's not Left Hand, I can kill him alone at level 3 if Fizz plays Clockwork!"

The high-scoring jungler, Juzhi, also got his own special skill, Olaf, and was very confident. "Just that noob Sally dared to come into my jungle and break my legs, but I still have to take a look at the bottom lane, after all, the opponent is a god."

The red team's configuration is really not bad.

They are all well-known masters of special skills in the current Canyon of Heroes. Because it is the beginning of the season, the scores of these high-scoring anchors have not yet rushed up. Therefore, even though he lost 200 points after ten consecutive defeats, Lu Yi, who still has 372 points at this time, can easily rank with these well-known big names.

As soon as the game started, Shen couldn't wait to join the team fight.

Seeing that four teammates, including JJking in the top lane, had caught up, in order to avoid making it too obvious, Lu Yi also mixed in.

The two sides met at the river.

God was very confident in his positioning, and he went straight to the front to target someone. As a result, Nami on the opposite side used Q, and in full view of everyone, God's famous hero rolled on the spot and rolled directly into the bubble and was controlled.

However, with Lulu's E providing a shield, and four teammates rushing forward to help attract fire, he was able to easily pull away by pressing the heal button after God released the control, and was left with only 70 points of health and was on the edge of the enemy.

The two sides fought in a mess, and several low-health characters appeared on the opposite side. JJking and the opposite side's Wenshen's signature Riven were both killed because they were too aggressive. It was a pity that Fiora didn't get the kill, so it was a 1-for-1 exchange for the time being.

Lu Yi seized the opportunity and brought "Ignite" + Flash.

Q then ignites the fire, wanting to take Nami away.

But it seems that the temptation of low health is too great.

God couldn't bear it anymore.

With a 'bang', he flashed forward and used a normal attack to kill Nami who was about to die. However, because he was too slow, Nami was ignited and burned to death first, and the god's normal attack hit the air.

Imp seized the opportunity and killed the God with one Q.

[What's the use of my demon princess (Clockwork Spirit)? Killed the coriander lover (Tidecaller Princess)! ! ]

"Nice, his bottom lane exploded!" Imp was immediately happy when he saw that he got 300.

This time he is carrying the main system 'Blades' plus 'Treasure Hunter', which not only maximizes the laning strength, but the most important thing is that the extra economy gained by the 'Treasure Hunter' from killing Vayne is enough for him to take out an extra longsword after B goes back. When laning against the short-handed Vayne, isn't this a life-threatening move?
Ding ding ding! !

【Clockwork Genie (alive)! 】

【Clockwork Genie (alive)! 】

【Clockwork Genie (alive)! 】

"No, why does this Clockwork want to kill the enemy?" Uzi was very annoyed and kept pinging his own mid laner. At the same time, he complained in the live broadcast room, "You saw me use my flash but still wanted to grab it. What's the point of you having a Clockwork to kill the enemy?"

[It's a bit disgusting that this person still wants to be killed. 】

[Give the opponent's policewoman a head, how to play this game? 】

[There is a reason for the ten consecutive defeats. Amateur players are selfish. Seeing a kill is like seeing their own father. 】

[Isn't this a rip-off? He deserves to be beaten ten times in a row. ]

[No, I was thinking that the other party had wound up and ignited it first, and God wanted to kill the head but failed? ]

[How dare you question God? Can his bath water drown you? 】

[System reminder: Drinking milk in the middle of the game and giving warnings will be permanently banned. If you have any objections, please contact customer service to file a complaint. ]

【? ? ? 】

[What's the use of this girl of mine (Clockwork Monster):? ]

Although Shen did not type, a series of crazy pings had made Lu Yi, who was familiar with Shen, understand that the other party had definitely begun to accuse him of crimes in the live broadcast room, and he would not tolerate it at all.

"I wanted to kill the enemy but I didn't, and I gave one to the enemy AD. Is this the beginning?"

"Be good, how about we negotiate with the other team to suspend the game so you can drink some milk to cool down?"

In the blink of an eye, he launched a cordial appeasement of God.

"Fuck."

"Brilliant!"

JJking, Sally, and the assistant were all stunned.

"???"

"No, this person is sick!" Uzi blushed immediately after seeing this on the screen, and said angrily, "I think I am right to kill the boss, how come I can meet anyone in the Canyon of Heroes? I really don't want to play anymore."

【Pfft hahaha! 】

[Is it okay to take a break from the game to drink milk to cool down? 】

【A simple little black guy. 】

【warrior! 】

【He is too bold.】

When countless black fans in the live broadcast room saw this, they burst into laughter and regarded him as a hero.

But in today's era when the entire LPL is waiting for God to return, the voices of questioning and condemnation from gsl quickly dominated the entire screen. Everyone was speaking for God, and one by one they threatened to pull out the real-life identities of the black fans and post them on Tieba to cyber-bully them. The supreme God in their minds was suddenly insulted like this. Isn't this asking for their lives?

God is great!!

God kept spitting in front of the screen.

After all, he is a famous superstar in LPL. It seems too cheap to type and argue with passers-by during live broadcast. Of course, a large part of the reason is that he has the same disadvantage as Lion Cat. If he really wants to type, he has to look at the keyboard and type one letter at a time...

As the troops gathered, the game officially began.

But as for this mid laner, countless gsl players have already pronounced him dead.

"The policewoman across the street, Imp?"

"It's okay, just let him get a kill. Vayne is easy to beat the policewoman."

Uzi glanced at the comments and saw that many people were talking about the range, so he immediately started to spread the word, "Other Vayne is not good at beating Miss Police, but the streamer's Vayne is good at beating Miss Police. Those who say Vayne is not good at beating Miss Police should watch carefully and learn from it."

……

3 minutes.

Mango Fish drank the last bottle of "Corruption Potion" to keep his blood volume in a sub-healthy state.

"This Clockwork got the kill but didn't return to the city. This is the best chance to kill him alone. If he really kills me and then comes back, it will be difficult to fight him because he has 300 more economy than me." After explaining this to his friends, Mango Fish took the initiative to attack.

Both of them used their flash in the level 1 team fight, and it was obvious that they were going to All-in once they attacked.

Lu Yi looked calm.

The Red-Warm boy has been improved in all aspects, and with the 10% increase in his operation as a demon, he can handle things with confidence and ease.

In the end, with only 20 points of health left, he stood at the end and completed the solo kill!

[My Yao this Ji has no use (Clockwork Spirit) killed Douyu and Mango Fish (Tidal Sea Spirit)! ! ]

A prompt sounded.

2-0!

"Unfortunately, I was just one step away. At the critical moment, his Phase Rush was on cooldown and I was interrupted by his normal attack. Otherwise, I should have been the one to get the kill." Mango Fish attributed it to luck and explained to his fans in a depressed tone.

He decided to go all in at level 3 because he saw that Clockwork brought Phase Charge without any damage increase. When he made the move, he also took advantage of the opponent's timing when the phase was not ready yet.

For this wave, he even endured the damage from Clockwork in the early stage and forced himself to use his health to exchange for experience. Otherwise, if he could withstand the pressure normally, with three bottles of corruption potions and Fizz's passive basic attack reduction, he could at least hold on to level 5 before B.

【What a pity. 】

[The other side is a bit lucky. 】

The audience also felt that the triggering of the phase at the critical moment saved Clockwork's life.

"This Clockwork is 2-0. Help him catch another wave of fish on the opposite side and then you can go AFK." Seeing this, Sally was also surprised at the high level of this passerby. Just when his thoughts were gradually becoming clear and he wanted to win this game in the right way, there were continuous signals for help coming from the bottom lane.

God was pinned under the tower by the opponent's level 2 policewoman, and couldn't even gain any experience.

This is a must-do.

Sally hurriedly controlled the Leopard Woman to rush down. In order to show off in front of God, she opened the blue BUFF in the upper half of the map with Leopard Woman, in order to merge with God as soon as possible. Just as she arrived at the bottom lane, God, who was at the bottom of the tower, tried to eat the cannon cart, so he Q'd up and was killed directly by a mediocre headshot attack from the policewoman. This made Sally, who had come all the way here, at a loss.

【Fairy Witch (Survival)!!】

【Fairy Witch (Survival)!!】

【Fairy Witch (Survival)!!】

"No, why doesn't this Lulu give me a shield?" Uzi said angrily in front of the screen, "This is a support actor!"

"My my." Seeing this, the assistant hurriedly apologized. "E is still 0.5 seconds away."

This attitude made the angry god not know what reason to find to shirk the responsibility.

[Isn't your Vayne good at beating the policewoman? 】

[Aren't you here to teach? Why are you lying down? 】

[Didn't the anchor say he was going to play in the Canyon of Heroes? Why did we start at 0-2? Was it because of the actors?]

【White Son, please speak.】

Some bad voices have appeared on the barrage.

However, gsl's fighting power was so terrifying that they kept shouting "the black players can't stand seeing God doing well". With countless white players criticizing them and the room manager constantly silencing them, the voices of disobeying God soon disappeared.

"The policewoman is awesome!" Nami, the support next to him, was shocked by Imp's suppressive power.

Imp typed back, also very happy: "I told you, I have never lost a BO5 against him."

Because Sally was forced to go to the bottom lane, Brother Gege, who used his specialty in Raff, easily controlled the two river crabs. After B'ing a wave, he saw that the bottom lane was being pressed under the tower again and was being pulled wildly, so Sally hurried to the bottom lane to help.

Seeing the jungler coming, Uzi, who was out of equipment and half-blood, started to act again.

"Go, go, go." Seeing Nidalee, Imp immediately took his support to start the game. Unfortunately, the support was hit by Nidalee's ultra-long-range mark and was immediately left with little health.

But God didn't want to be the short guy anymore. He thought that his superb skills scared his opponents, so he was alone in the front chasing the two opponents. When they reached the tower, Sally's Leopard Girl didn't dare to switch forms and jump in to resist the tower. As a result, Nami threw a bubble at him, which turned into a bathtub and hit God's head with a "whoosh".

The policewoman connected the clamp.

Use E to directly hit two headshots and arrest the god on the spot!

[Fairy Witch (Ignite) is ready!!]

[Fairy Witch (Ignite) is ready!!]

[Wild Huntress (Flash) is ready!!]

[Wild Huntress (Flash) is ready!!]

"No, this is really annoying me. Why don't they dare to go up when they have ignite and flash? Can't they see that the opponent is afraid of me?" Uzi was angry and his breathing was rapid. He said in annoyance: "It's always one against two in the bottom lane, and the jungler comes to watch the show from behind, right? Can you play according to my rhythm?"

[Warning warning! 】

【God is red. 】

He begins.

[This jungler and support really have a big problem. It's a big problem that Nidalee doesn't dare to pounce on him. If she uses Ignite, she can definitely kill the low-health Policewoman. This is the difference between professionals and amateurs. ]

[Cold knowledge: The policewoman on the other side didn’t even use her flash…]

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　Second update today.

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